>tfw average gf and beautiful doge
Why don't you lower your standards and get an average looking gf? It's literally as easy as buying a puppy and walking around with it on a college campus. Girls will literally APPROACH YOU. It's like cheat codes.
BECAUSE I WANT STACY YOU FUCKING NORMIE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29279129
>Implying I haven't brought my standards down much below average already and still no gf
Mate, true robotism is when all girls above 3/10 reject you when you approach.
>>29279129
Because I'm 35. Even doge can't save me now
>>29279129
>average gf
That girl is literally 9/10.
>>29279129
she cute senpai
>>29279172
How do you expect to attract Stacy when you're a morbidly obese NEET beckbeard who lives in mummy's basement, jacking off to hentai and eating fucking chicken tenders, with nothing of value to offer the world? You don't even know how to code.
Not even a beautiful puppy doge will get you Stacy. Lower your standards, buddy.
>>29279195
STUPID GOY JUST TAKE THE BOTTOM OF THE UNDERSIDE OF THE BARREL WIMMIN AND BE HAPPY YOU DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING ATTRACTIVE AND DONT THINK YOU DESERVE A GIRL WHO ISN'T FAT FOR A SECOND
>implying all women arent shallow whores
>>29279129
>implying she would ever date me or any of you
>>29279129
Because I am not a desirable person. My looks are probably average and acceptable, but people get tired of me after knowing me for too long. It's happened with the last two girls I've become emotionally attached to.
8 month relationship conclusion:
>I like you anon, but I don't think we're compatible
15 month relationship conclusion:
>You're not the person I want to be with anon
I don't think I can ever recovered from it desu. I thought both those relationships were going well; I was a devoted companion. There must be something wrong with me though, I'm probably blind to something. But I'm tired. I'm done.
>>29279247
>or any of you
but my parents say i'm handsome
>>29279291
>but my parents say i'm handsome
>parents say i'm handsom
>Parents
>handsom
>mfw my family says the same shit
Handsome is just a pitty word. Its tossed around too much
>>29279217
>Underbite
>Beady eyes
>Big nose
>9/10
>>29279195
True robots know this
>>29279339
i feel you, anon
at this point it'd be better if they just told me the truth, it might motivate me
>>29279414
i would literally worship the shit stain on her panties, let alone her
Average chicks also tend to have high standards
>>29279129
Can you post pictures of her ass it looks like she has some fat thighs
>tfw no 5/10 Chinese immigrant gf with greasy hair and stinky feet
>>29279414
She doesn't have an underbite; it's just the photo. Her eyes are a bit small, but I find them endearing. Plus, they look normal-sized with makeup.
Can confirm, am OP
>>29279129
Fatties are the new "average". That girl will NEVER have to lower her standards.
>>29279541
Like I said, 9/10.
What's her name? I'd love to look her up for a fap.
>>29279339
It could be worse my dude.
All the females I know refer to me as being masculine, and sometimes even "scary-looking". I think it's supposed to be a compliment, but after years of being told so, I'm beginning to think it's a code word for "bestial" or "thuggish". It's probably because I shave my head, have a square face and a physically large frame, but none of these features are considered attractive without a conventionally aesthetic face.
I asked one girl about her preferences, and she said "you look masculine, which is a form of attractive in itself", which only confused me more, because it implies that an ogre face is remedied with masculine features -- something which I know to be false.
>>29279339
I appreciate it but only when it comes from non-family members
If a chick who's not related to you says your handsome, she probably means it
>>29279516
She has DAT ASS for a white girl...lemme tell you..Her boobs are tiny, but her ass is JUST
>>29279574
As flattering as that is, I'd rather not post my beloved girlfriend's name on 4chan
>tfw no 6/10, slightly chubby Mexican gf
>>29279614
Pic related -- it's me. I need someone (female, homosexual or otherwise) to tell me if general masculinity remedies conventionally unattractive facial features.
>>29279642
>my girlfriend
If that's true, then good for you brother. What's your stats?
Would I ever have a chance at someone like her? Here's mine: white, 6'3", 220 lbs and 6.5" penis.
>>29279523
I had a dream the other day where a fob Chinese chick made me smell her toes, it was so awesome
I was disappointed when I woke up
>>29279685
Dude you're perfectly normal even attractive.
Stop crying you fucking faggots jesus
>>29279685
You're not unattractive at all, man. You're actually definitely above average. 6/10 right there. If you lost some weight , you could be 7.5/10.
do I have a chance with an average chick?
>>29279685
you look like a big strong slavic man, you could easy git a gf
>>29279734
pedro is that you
original comment
>>29279754
I'm mostly of Irish/Scottish descent
>>29279700
Thanks, man. Your stats are definitely excellent. Better than mine even. I'm 6'1", 235 lb (muscly chubby bear mode), 6.5" thicc uncut dick, white...the real question is facial aesthetics tho. I'm balding, but I have a significantly attractive face by all accounts. This girl swoons over my face.
So, yeah, you definitely have god tier height going for you, but the face is what matters the most in terms of physical appearance.
Personality, intellect is a whole 'nother topic..
>>29279230
>How do you expect to attract Stacy when you're a morbidly obese NEET beckbeard who lives in mummy's basement, jacking off to hentai and eating fucking chicken tenders, with nothing of value to offer the world?
This is the fundamental paradox of /r9k/
A stacy is completely incompatible with a robot in every way, shape, and form, even if the robot had some magic potion that could make him physically look like Chad. Yet still, people never stop chasing the,
>>29279734
These are the kind of facial features I'm talking about. It's this weird combination of masculine and feminine features which are considered attractive.
Sleek eyebrows, strong jawline and defined cheekbones are the holy trinity.
Anyway, to relate it back to your picture, Anon, you've got good eyebrows and hair. Do grills compliment you on them?
can i get an average gf?
lkmlk
>>29279734
A mexican, sure.
>>29279819
Definitely. You're not bad looking. You look like you could be short tho
>>29279685
You look really mean, and living the robot life probably doesnt help.
>>29279798
Thanks anon! Girls compliment me on my hair sometimes, I think eyebrows one time (by an older Chinese lady).
Oh and I'm a manlet, non like a 5'9 meme manlet but an actual manlet.
>>29279832
I'm not Mexican but I'd be totally happy with that.
>>29279708
>>29279712
>>29279742
Thanks for the confidence boost. But anyway, I think that was just a flattering picture.
Pic related is me from the side. My two worst features are probably my weak chin and my hook nose. I'm hoping to improve my general image with a beard one day, but I feel that'll be a few years off (I only turned 18 like 3 weeks ago).
Also, it's probably pretty obvious by now that I'm sitting at the same train station, bored as fuck.
>>29279909
I'm 21 and still no full beard, I hope I get it at some point
>>29279909
why do you smoke the tobacco jew
literally paying for your own death
>>29279857
yeah im just 5'7
>>29279885
Elderly people, females and ethnics usually cross the road to avoid me at night, which isn't too optimal for self-confidence. Especially the females, because gangs of 5-10 will go to pretty extreme lengths to not be near me.
>>29279968
not him but
I'm not suicidal but aren't concerned with living a super long life either
>>29279977
Grow your hair out
I don't get why young guys shave their heads, once you go bald you'll most likely never have your hair back
>>29279129
>tfw no average wan wan
>>29279129
>hi
>hi
>is that your dog?
>yeah
>can I pet it?
>sure
>what's it's name?
>-dog's name-
>that's cute
>yeah, I got it from ----
>oh that's cool. well, i have to get going now
>alright, see ya
>bye
?????????????????????????????
Am I missing something?
>>29279734
Yes. Absolutely.
FUCK OFF STUPID BOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OP here. In case anyone was wondering, this is the visage of the robot who managed to score the average qt of a lifetime using doge.
Seriously, brobots, get a fucking puppy doge. Girls will come talk to you. Some will even try to make plans to meet up with you later to play with the puppy. It's like the poor man's equivalent of driving around in a ferrari.
>>29279968
It's pretty much the absolute standard for adolescents in Australia -- robot, normie, Chad or otherwise. It certainly doesn't help that females encourage it, as they giggle asinine stuff like "C'mom, relax and take one" or "You look like the type though".
>>29279414
she's a 7/10 for me
i would date and make babies with
>>29280056
you're pretty handsome dude, can do better
but if you're happy then it doesn't matter
>>29280182
Thanks. Yeah, I know I could probably "do better" in terms of looks, but I am really happy with this girl. She is maximally loyal, puts up with my bullshit, red-pilled, conservative and family oriented, endearingly clingy, super affectionate, crazy about me, kind, same sense of humor, and she was a virgin when we met.
You won't easily find all of those features in a Stacy-looking chick.
This girl is my first, and she will be my last :')
>>29279129
SHE' FUCKING ABOVE AVERAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pic related is an low-tier average to below average girl, plucked from my University's student database.
>>29279414
she's at least a 8/10 imo fucking faggot. go back to jerk off to your gay stash
>>29280341
she looks top-tier average tbqh senpai
pic related is maybe mid-tier low-tier average
>>29279909
Holy shit you're 18, you look more like mid 20s.
>>29279819
yes
it got to the point where people are shitposting with this guy's face, there's no fucking way to tell whether it's him or not
stop bullying the poor guy
>>29280814
it's his hair (or lack of)
>>29280863
>there's no fucking way to tell whether it's him or not
if he plasters his face around so much that you can't tell whether it's a meme or him he deserves it
>tfw allergic to dogs
>tfw girls are allergic to me
>>29280509
I would cuddle that girl a lot
>>29279129
Oh you poor little tard. Just like you so many other men are chasing average women, because they seem to be easier. Which actually just inflates their ego. Thanks, beta!
>tfw no doge
>>29280341
This girl is way better looking than OPs
You probably just don't like her
>>29281476
>way better than OP's girl
>blatantly masculine facial features
Poor taste, anon. At least OP's chick is feminine.
>>29281476
That might have something to do with it. She's absolutely insufferable. She's the kind of girl to declared herself a "geek" and a "nerd" based on her enjoyment of the LoTR films.
>>29281522
She's like 5ft 10 as well.
>>29280814
Yeah, I get that a fair bit.
>>29279129
My standards literally cannot get any lower, I would happily take any girl that replies to this post to be my gf. I'm 6'2", 150lbs, and not terrible looking either. I've always had these standards and I'm still KV.
>>29281832
>6'2"
>150 lbs
DO U EVEN EAT. Fuckin skelly...
>>29281858
150lbs isn't even underweight for 6'2". Learn to BMI Senpai.being skelly doesn't make you undatable though right? It's not as bad as being fat.
>>29279685
just lose some weight and maybe visit /fa/ man u look good
>>29279909
You have that masculine weight lifter look on you. If you get fit you'd have no problems at all.
My oneitis is pretty average, my best friend even said she's unfuckable but I don't care
Only reason I haven't made her my gf is because I'm autistic and literally afraid of women
>>29282718
I get this a fair bit. It's almost like the personality meme is real, and the girl's character takes priority over her looks. Not even being sarcastic here. I find this genuinely curious.
>tfw the average gf of your dreams has fucked up teeth
>is like maybe 10 lbs overweight, would looking stunning if she dropped 20
just ruins it for me
>>29282718
kinda same here, my oneitis is fairly average but I chose her mostly because from her facebook she seems like a well adjusted grill and when I spoke to her during a class reunion she seemed alright as well
I'm probably projecting a lot and maybe she does whore shit in secret, I hope not
I got rejected by a black landwhale
Its not possible to lower my standards any further
>>29279129
Give us just one ass pic my man. It looks thicc as hell.
Is it safe for her to sit on the dog's lap like that?
>>29280039
LOL, mate. That was a perfectly normal interaction. What did you expect?
>nice dog
>thanks
>here's my number, lets fuck
>>29280056
Mike?
Will reveal identity if so
>>29285273
Nope, not Mike.
I don't own a dog because I am not a barbarian
I have a cat-the superior pet.
>>29279685
real robots don't smoke
>>29280056
Is your girl's name Marja or something? I think I met her once
>>29279290
>>You're not the person I want to be with anon
Ouch. Yeah same I think there is something off about us deep inside. People just get uncomfortable around me eventually, there is no warm spark its just empty.
>>29279129
>>29286512
pls respond op. She looks just like my lab partner from a few years ago but I don't have a normiebook to compare pics.
>>29286905
Yeah, the name you guessed is really close, so I'll assume that you did actually know her.
>>29279129
>average
Shes an 8/10 in my book.
I can only dream of getting a girl like that.
>>29286905
Where did you know her btw? Was it at a Boston area college?
>>29286994
Yeah at Tufts, had a kinesiology class together. Way to go man, she's a keeper
>>29287273
Th-thanks, man. May you too know tfw gf. I'm a jumbo too btw.
>>29279129
>it's a "normie comes to r9k to brag about his gf episode"
How many times are you gonna post her here? Do you really need a bunch of neets to validate you that much you sad sack of shit.
Hope both you and your girl die of cancer.
I have an average gf.
It's ok. She likes sex so much my dick is literally sore from her staying over 3 days in a row but I think about hotter women while we fuck.
Anyone want a pic of her average butt?
>>29287845
Post that shit senpai
>>29287864
i only have a 240fps slowmo video of me pushing her buttcheek up and letting it drop and when I try to take a screenshot my phone just goes black, doesn't work. I was comparing her butt to her tit to see which has more ripples when it's moved.
Boob won.
Oh well.
>>29279129
Is that Macaulay Culkin?
>>29279209
what a silly doge
>>29279685
>general masculinity
You need to stop being such a tryhard, it shows in your posts, and in your
>hurr smoke+shaved am I dangerous yet
photo.
Masculinity is not an inherently good trait, it's just there and it can be either built upon or wasted. Don't create your identity around it, it'll look fake and insecure. Justbe yourself.
