So I'd like to fuck my 16 year old coworker but I don't know how. I'm 21 and kissless virgin , been on one date my entire life, my only social contact is DnD groups without any single women. I might quit the job soon anyways, It's just food service. My question is, memes aside, how do I do this?
> inb4 don't
I know it's a bad idea but I don't have any other options
>>29278922
Think about it from a legal perspective.
I'm assuming you're an American but if you get caught your life could be worse than it already is,
try someone 18+
>but I don't have any other options
You could just not do it and stop being a slave to biology.
>>29278922
>a bad idea
you must be a burgerfriend
>tfw 14y.o gash is legal here in Germany.
step your shit up mein neger
>>29278922
>16 year old
>current year
JUST IMPRISON MY LIFE SENPAI
>>29278973
I think my state (nh) has a 16 aoc but I'm not sure, the laws on this shit are Bella unclear.
Women my age are used up shores anyway, they are demanding as Fuck and I hate them, I shortchange them all the time giving them less on their sandwiches on purpose.
>>29278973
16 is legal in most states, though to be sure just look up "age of consent in (your state)"
Don't do it OP you're just going to get shut down and be known as that creepy guy who tries to get with underage girls. Especially if you live in a small town/suburb.
What are you going to do after you quit this job? Look for another one? Go to school?