Why do I smell strongly of cheese downstairs?
Is this normal? I'm starting to get a bit concerned..
>>29328958
Get it checked out by a doctor if you're washing properly.
You're getting fucked by too many Frenchmen, whore.
Hey I have the same problem. Seriously, my friends call me "cheesy mcdick"....pretty embarrassing. I just have to wash really efficiently but even then it comes back after a while. I guess its just the way our sweat smells, unfortunately.
Anon my tender soles are so dirty!! can you please clean them for me?
k babe let me get the soap ready
*unzips dick*
>>29328880
I have a foot fetish but dirty feet are my biggest turn off.
Its just fucking nasty.
I'm gonna make you pout for a reason.
I've finally made a tinder
Gonna be w8ing from some messages from grills
77 decides what I send to the first that respongs
Also share your tinder stories
I'm using my own legit pics
Definitely aim for Clarissa or Rachel.
Damn SENPAI I'm out of likes, should I Jew out?
>>29328825
Tinder was only good for the first few months it was out.
It's like fifty percent bots now.
Thread for people who (at least currently) experience zero pleasure from life.
Share your experiences, issues and advice. Why do you experience anhedonia? What does help you soothe it? How do you deal with it?
etc etc etc I don't really care
>>29328761
that dank method sure describes me. I mean i don't alcohol because i don't know actually.
>>29328761
>tfw we are millennia ahead of normies when it comes to treating anxiety disorders and mental illness
>>29328898
what do you mean anon? please talk to me baby
>make up
How do you feel about this robots?
>>29328716
>https://www.instagram.com/chanelwestcoast/?hl=en
It doesn't matter. She still has the facial structure of an ape.
That chimp looks fucking disgusting in both pictures.
Can you stop posting such disgusting images in the future?
Today the love of my life basically told me that she doesn't want to be bothered by me. My depression pretty much doesn't matter to her. This is how the conversation went. Let her be D:
>Be me earlier today. Depression hitting harder than usual.
>D: "Hey anon, is everything ok?"
>Me: "I'm fine."
Later I tell her otherwise:
>"No, I'm not ok. More depressed."
>D: "Well...
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>>29328694
>"I fell in love with you because you were the funniest guy in the world"
And when she said this I felt as though she no longer cared to be with me. Lately (for a while now) I haven't been how I used to be, and I feel like she doesn't love me for it
>>29328694
Hang in there, OP. Grab a shower, take a walk, clear your head before making any hash decisions.
Why are you entertaining feelings for a girl that is this selfish?
>Rita Skeeter will never blackmail you into becoming her fucktoy
>she'll never make you do degrading things like licking the soles of her feet
>she'll never transfigure you into a buttplug or dildo to pleasure herself with
>>29328664
Thank the fucking high and glorious lord that I don't need to experience these faggot preferences
>>29328664
> She'll never convert into her bug-self and go into your urethra
>wanting a centaur's sloppy seconds
She probably had to charm her fucking guts back into her body after being raped apart by a pack of wild nigger-horsemen.
Which was Hermione's idea btw
Is this the perfect female form?
>>29328660
i have news gor you son..
the face isnt that great, but yes I like flat chest girls
>>29328660
Yeah, man, I like my girls looking like pubescent teenage boys, sure
It's time to stop being a sloppy useless fag.
Pick your skill and begin leveling it:
Firearms and Gunsmithing
Forging and Metalsmithing
Jewelry Making and General Accessorizing
Farming & Gardening
Boxing
Archery, Hunting, and Trapping
Fishing & Crabbing
Herbalism & Mycology
Woodworking & Carpentry
Cooking, Grilling, & Baking
Being a Tree, Wolf or Shield
Stop buying video games and fast food and start buying tools and materials. Sell shit on etsy or to stupid people. Meet others of your trade and network...
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>rs3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29328570
>tfw working on charisma, sneaking, lockpicking, and pickpocketing instead
R O G U E B O Y Z
>>29328570
>Boxing
Which level allows me to beat Chad in a fight, wrestle him down and make sweet, sweet love to him?
>has 20/20 vision
>thinks he can be a robot
>>29328511
Kek, four eyed sperg
>tfw 20/15 vision
No idea how, I spend all day in front of this computer.
>have 20/20
>get constant eye pains no doctor has diagnosed
You're in the club with your girlfriend when this guy walks up and tells you to have a nice day.
What do?
Proceed to have a bad day
>Kidda bhaji, khi haal hai?
regular fillup, please
Daily reminder that we are getting raided by normies AT THIS MOMENT.
Hide/Ignore all:
-"Misogony is bad" threads
-Threads promoting having multiple partners
-Threads promoting interracial relationships
-Threads promoting open relationships
-All "femanon" aka "fembot" aka Stacy threads
And you /pol/tards are doing your own raiding here. Those "belly gf" threads are your white breeding program for us robots.
>>29328643
>Implying that's /pol/
>Implying that's not part of Project Normalize
/pol/ has better things to do then mess with our board, and they don't even do raids anymore.
>>29328703
kek OK I guess.
What's the point of project normalize though? Are they just bored? Why even care about us robots? Why try to corrupt our programming?
Guys i'm a long time lurker but i'm not even kidding. i was eating a watermelon and praying to Kek as usual when crush just texted me that she and her Chad are about to break up. what the actual fuck guys I've been friends with this girl for a few years and had a crush on her since forever... no one told me Kek and the power of meme magic is this strong... PRAISE BE KEK.
Also, Kek and meme magic appreciation thread.
Get a fucking gun, put the fucking barrel in your fucking ass, pull the fucking trigger until you fucking black out.
How do I pray to Kek?
I would like some assistance in life
>gets dubs
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
PRAISE KEK
>all these fucking fembot threads
>all these threads discussing women and relationships
>all these fucking threads about what women want or whatever
>lesbian threads
>an unusually high amount of misogyny posts even for /r9k/ standards
Yeah nah. The shills have changed tactics now that we've caught on to their /lgbt/ invasion from the past couple days. They are probably trying to further divide robots from women(which...
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>shill meme
They just post what gets the most replies, that's why there's so many inflammatory threads
Also you have posted this thread or a variation of it about three times today
>>29328338
what are you talking about
we want
Normies
Roasties ( women)
Trap posers/LGBT
all out
why you women hate threads be a problem, we have had them for years heck my image collection is from my years on r9k.
I have notice an increase in the use of "fembot" "malebot" which makes it easy to identify shitposters and outsiders.
People pushing that females can be robots, when it's been discussed to death in many threads that they can't ( and femanons even...
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>>29328430
>and those that cry and the "woman hate threads" most of the shit posted in the threads is women does something robots laugh or reee at it.
I don't care about misogyny normally but when posted en masse with so many pro lesbian threads, what do you think the long term impact will turn out to be?
Is it tacky if I take a girl out to eat and use a coupon to pay? I dont want her to think im pathetic. I have a "buy one burrito get one free" coupon from chipotle.
>>29328249
>taking a girl out
>to a chipotle
Why not macdonalds while you are at it?
She'll most likely view it poorly. If you don't want to use it as a test of sorts, use it later when you want two burritos.
>>29328249
Dont even bring up the fact that you're using a coupon. Just hand the register tard the coupon and some cash.