>Rita Skeeter will never blackmail you into becoming her fucktoy
>she'll never make you do degrading things like licking the soles of her feet
>she'll never transfigure you into a buttplug or dildo to pleasure herself with
>>29328664
Thank the fucking high and glorious lord that I don't need to experience these faggot preferences
>>29328664
> She'll never convert into her bug-self and go into your urethra
>wanting a centaur's sloppy seconds
She probably had to charm her fucking guts back into her body after being raped apart by a pack of wild nigger-horsemen.
Which was Hermione's idea btw
>>29328803
That was Umbridge, dummy.
>>29328724
High five for finding someone with a shittier fetish!
Engorgio penis!