Guys i'm a long time lurker but i'm not even kidding. i was eating a watermelon and praying to Kek as usual when crush just texted me that she and her Chad are about to break up. what the actual fuck guys I've been friends with this girl for a few years and had a crush on her since forever... no one told me Kek and the power of meme magic is this strong... PRAISE BE KEK.
Also, Kek and meme magic appreciation thread.
Get a fucking gun, put the fucking barrel in your fucking ass, pull the fucking trigger until you fucking black out.
How do I pray to Kek?
I would like some assistance in life
>gets dubs
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
PRAISE KEK
>>29328433
>33
KEK PRAISE
Rollin for blessed dubs
>>29328433
>G E T S D U B S
It's real. Praise be. Rolling for blessing from kek.
>>29328433
If dubs OP is a faggot pretender. If trips I become the first prophet of kek.
>>29330804
Also rolling for kek prophetdom
>>29328433
Kek is my lord
Power he hold
Stories of old
Luck untold
>>29328433
If dubs I give up on her
kek will smite all his followers for being retarded underage stormfags, if dubs then I'm right
what did you say in your prayers?
>>29328433
GREAT LORD KEKKU
GRANT ME THE POWER OF FROGS.
If I cant have a GF. I can at least ruin everyone else dates by summoning a frog orgy.
kek please give me an easy job
>>29328433
looks like we got a case of
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if dubs, OP is not a faggot
>>29328433
Praise kek.
Dubs speak truth.
Also, if Kek wills it, 4chan will crash in one hour.
>>29328433
>not knowing that kek is baiting him
K E K
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>friends for years
You could be her brother at this point famalam.
There is no way, literaly 0% chance you'll date her.
>all the heretics ITT
You cant just claim prophethood, since none of us are on the divine level of Kek
>>29328433
I shall become a disciple of Kek if my numbers repeat
kek i pray 2 u that finding dori isnt crowded tonit. i rlywan to seent it. thx lotlrd
