this short motherfucker got a girl by trying, what's your excuse?
WHAT
WHEN
DID KENT MADE IT???
>>29457715
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=trEORKT943Q
Props, but a gf in the hands of someone without proper knowledge of how to deal with their feelings regarding woman probably won't end well.
>open thread talking about personal issues
>anons respond earnestly
>give half-hearted lazy responses to them
>close the thread and look at something else
suck dik
i like dinosaurs
I used to have the book with that picture, still makes me chuckle
>tfw Mommy and daddy want me to find a place of my own and get a job so they don't have to keep supporting me
Wtf? Don't they realize it's their fault I'm alive? They should deal with the consequences of their actions and support me for the rest of my life.
It's only fair.
>>29457523
>They should deal with the consequences of their actions and support me for the rest of my life.
This is true, i'm sorry you have to go through this anon, they sound like horrible people
Are you making fun of me? I feel like you're making fun of me.
>>29457560
WE are making fun of you
Good morning, wagecuck.
Look at the positive--you are almost halfway there.
Another day, another dollar.
>>29457404
its 5 AM nigger
>>29457404
Listen faggot, I've seen you strutting the catalog like you own the fucking place and I'm calling you out on your bluff. Why is it that you feel the need to post so vehemently in defense of your man baby lifestyle? Is it fear? frustration? Or something else? Whatever the case my be i would tread lightly my friend, big daddy government and your tearful parents will not mend your boo boos forever and when the time comes to lie in the bed you've made i will be there to soak up the tears that only the...
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>>29457404
Thisthread must not escape me.
>Life isn't fair
>You get out of life what you put into it
>Nobody owes anyone else anything
>It's important to contribute to society
>You can't legislate morality
>We need laws that protect human rights
Robot contradictions
>I hate women and wish they would die
>I so want a gf
>I have tried hard at everything and nothing has worked to get me a gf
>actually I have never asked a girl out
>i'm getting dubs
>no i'm getting trips
>>29457349
>Life isn't fair
>You get out of life what you put into it
No you get like a tenth of what you put into it. Not fair, but still pretty consistent.
>Nobody owes anyone else anything
>It's important to contribute to society
People only owe people who have given them something. Contribute to society if you want anything. Tenth rule still applies.
Not touching...
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>Approximately 14.0 percent of men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer at some point during their lifetime, based on 2010-2012 data.
>https://youtu.be/FbIq19M_3lM?t=5m45s
>>29457348
>prostate
Not sure I'm even gonna need that. It seems even worse than the appendix.
>>29457348
well fuck me sideways
>>29457547
Does that help stimulate it...? I don't know about this stuff...
>it's another "anon's mind is a heavy and torturous personal hell meticulously designed to maximize the emotional pain and self esteem damage of every thought that should pass" episode
This episode never seems to end.
I know this won't bump the thread but I need the thoughts out.
It hurts everything hurts in my brain. Fatigue, exhaustion, no sleep in days, I cannot rest, everything hurts, emotionally, mentally, every post I read is made to make me feel even worse about myself, every thing I ever see was put there to remind me of how pathetic I am. My mind hurts so badly that I cannot cry, but the pressure of my skull pressing down hard on my brain comes from all directions constantly. I can't think of even a good fantasy to escape to because the fact the fantasy is not real but...
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you got alot of weeds in your head mate. imps of your own making. sometimes we gotta bring ourselves out of that space with some good old fashioned exercise. bring awareness back to what is in front of us. redirect psychic energy. quit feeding the imps. unravel their existence. shift the perspective.
you need to create something too. that helps for alot of people
>>29457442
I create every day, I write and I journal but nothing makes the thoughts go away, ever. Closing my eyes hurts more than keeping them open, but neither is good. I know in reality not everything is out to get me but it may as well be.
I don't get pleasure out of anything. The worst part is the sexual anhedonia since I still think about sex and masturbate, but don't get anything out of it.
Has anyone ever recovered from this and if so how?
>>29457276
I used to, but it's gone now. It's hard to pinpoint exactly what did it, still not 100% though.
Try L-tyrosine supplments and 5-htp
Find something to do other than 4chan 24/7
T. another anhedonic anon whos too afraid of trying new things. Lmao fucking pathetic of me
Oh thank goodness you made this thread, anon. I didn't know other people felt this way and I didn't know it had a name. I feel the same way sexually. I masturbate just to get a release, but I don't feel any pleasure or joy from it. I never have and I'm afraid that I never will. Do you suffer from depression as well?
>Patient comes into the surgery
>Appears severely underweight and malnourished
>Claims that he is so poor he cannot afford food
>Wants me to give him balanced nutrition drinks on prescription
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>29457268
>not dress them up as his mom with the clothes he took off her corpse, and have him sing a song she used to sing to him as a child
>>29457268
Fuckin Legend
>mom dies from terrible disease comforted by morphine
>traumatized by event
>try to recreate it by killing older women with morphine
typical textbook serial killer with mommy issues
freud would love this
Does anyone else get nightmares for months after seeing, reading or hearing anything remotely terrifying?
An example is the little girl from the original FEAR pops up occasionally in my dreams, no matter what they're about, I've just learnt to try to give her a hug because I only wake up once I die.
The monsters never go for a fast kill, it mostly ends in some drawn out torture and I wake up on my floor somewhere.
An old recurring dream is being locked in a run down room in a house where the monsters are beating on the door, there was someone...
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>>29457207
Not for months but I'll usually have a few. Last time was pretty bad, I heard myself shaking in my sleep from being scared before I woke up.
You're not fucked in the head, you'll usually dream about something related to what you've been experiencing while awake.
Try not to read/see/hear anything that could give you nightmares at least a few hours before bed. Don't eat right before bed. Listen to some relaxing music, or watch something funny.
I used to bravely jump at monsters to kill myself, but sometimes I would wake up within the dream and the nightmare would go on.
Advice: Usually brain is ok with converting it to a wet dream. You can't be scared if ur horny.
>I have a fantasy rape fetish
>I can get it up to the thought of me fucking almost anyone so long as it's rape
>bonus points if the nightmare is female
>mfw I have raped or beaten my nightmares.
>>29457207
I stopped getting nightmares that are TOO too intense thanks to the Clonidine.
Whats good man, whats your choice drug. Not necessarily the one you use the most, but the one you love above all. When's the first time you tried it?
Shrooms. First time was in the woods camping. It was a blast, got drunk, wandered around the woods chasing visions, and waking up feeling like a new man.
Times since have been great. Thinking of growing some.
>>29457176
Growing some can be a bitch man, or so Ive heard. I fell in love with LSD. Changed me for a better human being. If I relived life, LSD would be a top priority.
>>29457176
yeah dude. tripping on shrooms is the shit.
last time I did em I had visuals open and closed eye. felt like a bodhisattva.
Girl wants to have sex
I want to play Minecraft
What do I do?
>>29457130
kill yourself for bring an autistic retard
invite me to your server
>>29457130
Have sex while playing Minecraft? Or maybe role play?
who /baggy eyes/ here?
How the fuck do I make them go away or look less noticeable? Will losing weight help?
>>29457012
I honestly think that Fight Club could be better used for robot memes. It's perfect.
>>29457012
Had them for them most of my life. No idea how to get rid of them. Try.. google?
natural eye-shadow
why get rid of it?
>third day of office wageslavery
>want to die
>can't afford to be a NEET anymore
>trying not to cry as I think of another boring day of pointless work
Guys how do I deal with this shit? Does it ever get easier?
>>29456960
change perspective. it's important to keep in mind that working entails opportunity, provides an income that you can use to enjoy yourself or further your own goals outside the job.
in a years time, you'll be eligible for a raise.
also remember that a great many people do not have a job, and resort to more sordid ways of sustaining themselves.
I've done manual labor for all of my wage slavery. It annoys me seeing people essentially complain about having a cushy job.
I don't want to sound like an asshole but I want to be honest with you. Had three years of office work. These were the worst years of my life. When I thought it couldn't get worse, this shit job found a way to make me more miserable.
Maybe it won't be so bad for you. But in my experience...let all hope go. Welcome to hell.
>>29457034
It's my first full-time job. I get good benefits and stuff, and I got lucky getting it at all apparently, but it feels like all I do is go to work. I've not had time to do anything I enjoy since starting on Monday. I'm also very nervous about not being good enough to do this well.
Also, manual labor feels good in a way and gets you exercise; I just sit in a cubicle and enter numbers from papers into a computer all day.
Why are girls so fucking scary?
They could literally ruin your life with just one made up rape story. How can anyone trust them?
Despite all the stories out there getting away with a false rape accusation is nowhere near as easy as you think.
>>29456912
>They could literally ruin your life with just one made up rape story.
Kinda worried about that.
It seems they often do this to save face after they regret sleeping with someone after their friends make fun of them.
I could imagine them regretting it with me...
Nobody does trust them thats the thing I say we kill them off
Fuck em