NEETs, how did you convice your parents to let you stay at home?
Got a job after months of sending out applications
Stopped being a fucking retard and started doing good in college
Started hiding my marijuana use better
Anyone else?original
>>29467627
I come from a rich family, so that helps.
I had one of the best times of my life on Nostalrius, finally my depression was letting go and fucking Blizzard jews have to ruin everything.
On what servers are robots playing atm?
Also Vanillla WoW stories
>be me 15
>wow just comes out
>antisocial faggot so i try it out
>4 months later and im having so much fun
>get into a guild and the guild owner was female
>We get on Ventrillo and i finally talk to a girl
>we start online dating
>comfy talking in guild chat like : Hey baby! <3 <3 :*
>find...
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A lot of people from R9K are at Kronos atm, but desu it looks like garbage atm
To be honest there is no good Vanilla server other than Kronos atm. Nostalrius was 10/10 Quality.
Dalaran WoW is also a 10/10 Quality Wotlk server. But it's a shit-tier expansion so it's still shit
Hello, /r9k/! How are you robots doing?
We all know how intertwined /r9k/ and /pol/ are - so this thread will serve as a central hub where robots and /pol/iticians can get together and discuss ideas. We are mostly the same. It's a good time to reach out to the robots here.
Many robots are in denial about the connection between /r9k/ and /pol/. That ends NOW. We are one hand!
Hello there,
I do have some liking to the alt-right but, I'm hapa.
It's fucking horrible.
Life is horrible.
I hate $hillary Clinton and support Trump.
So is there anything else besides the greeting?
>>29467435
I wonder if this is a part of the ongoing raid. Oh well, only time will tell.
>>29467435
You are wrong, my dude.
Have a good time back in /pol/and
Hey there fellow robot! You wanna get your /comfy/ on? You've come to the right place!
We wiII be playing videos.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/ASdlPWbgtMGo
>Praise MOM <3
shes the best and you know it
update kicked people. lower amount has brought sad rain
we have two moms now
>he pronounces it "peh peh" and not "peep"
>>29466958
>not pronouncing it pee-pay
u wot m8
All of you are petty wannabe Frogposters
Its Peh-Pay
>>29467580
ThisThis be a spoiler.
>play a game called Life
>it's a shitty boring P2W where critical stats like Intelligence and Charisma are determined randomly by the computer
>get bored with game pretty quickly
>you can't log out without dealing a huge damage to your only ally(mom)
>tfw forced to play this game until the console short-circuits
Just distract yourself with the minigames until they roll out the Happening event.
Yea, I've already done a lot of the missions and they're getting repetitive, especially the one called "Go To Work". It's good for gold farming, but jesus, does it ever get interesting?
Also, the other, smaller missions seem boring.
Did anyone unlock any secret areas?
>>29466456
life is not P2W
a game is only P2W if the currency youre using to improve your performance is earned outside of the game which creates laughable exchange rates
example if youre playing wow and youre farming gold to get better equipment nobody is accusing you of P2W cheating
but if you buy guild with earth dollars you can get insane amounts of the ingame currency because of the laughable exchange rates and youre not earning this money by investing time in the game
but i agree that human...
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Retailcuck thread. Fast-foodcucks also welcome.
>Blacks Stealing Things
>tfw everybody thinks they're a comedian
>tfw EVERY fucking customer thinks they have to tell a joke
>tfw forcing out another fake laugh as part of your soul withers away
>>29466128
kill yourself you fucking cuck
>>29466180
bump :3
orengino
>Working at MgRonalds
>Guy comes through drive through
>Orders a triple with two extra meat patties and a Diet Cola
>Asifthatllbalanceitout.kek
>Arrives at the window
>500 pounds at least
>Give him his bag after collecting
>Motherfucker pulls out a scale to weigh the burger
>"THIS IS NOT...
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You're given a sissy slut for 24 hours
wat do?
but I am a sissy slut for 24 hours
only if the sissy slut is this guy
Keep it under my desk and make it suck my cock at a steady pace until its jaw stops working, slapping it in the face while it does so.
What is your rarest opinion?
And I mean rare on 4chan. " We should kill all the Jews" is rare in society but everyone on here thinks that, so it'd be a boring thread
the majority of 4chan users and society at large are working class scum,most humans are unimpressive and lead depressing lives. People who think that they are above it all and post on 4chan are more than likely weird neckbeards. Chronically lame human beings who have no drive and ambition to better themselves are the worst kind of human beings. The majority of humans on this world should be euthanized, it would be no great loss to see them go.
>>29465009
normies, chads and stacys are ok
>>29465112
Many people on 4chan think this, not rare, bad effort
>>29465140
Pretty rare, well done
Who else here has an attractive voice? Link a recording of your voice saying the pharse in the picture!
My only redeeming quality is my voice to be honest. Anyone else have a Chad or Stacey voice. I've seen girls go crazy over my friends voice is group calls thinking he's this stud but really he's just a 5/10 chubby nerd.
p-please let a robot with a deep smooth voice say this desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1695ePG1rvO
For you, /r9k/, love you guys
>>29463057
Wow. Consider vocalizing ads
You are now limited access only to 3 boards on 4chan. Which do you choose
For me
>>>/k/
>>>/int/
>>>/ck/
R9k
Pol
G
>>29461882
/vg/ (I like muh generals)
/int/
tossup between /r9k/ and /v/, both of them are pretty bad but I'd probably stick with /r9k/ since I already have /vg/.
Independence Day Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EzoJAOzcq0
Lads is my mind fucked up I am trying to setup a meet with a 62 year old escort and I'm 24. I prefer the older woman and want to get dominated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVFLgx8o7XM
Nigel Farage is a bisexual.
His first love was an Indian boy he went to school with.
your other one isnt even on autosage, why do we need two shitfeels? piss off.
>qt 5'4" manlets will never realize they are meant for cuddling
I love manlets.
>>29459108
Me too, they are fun to cuddle
manlets are just so cute to be honest
they try so hard to act taller but it just fails
> Ask a girl out for the first time in 22 years of existence
> Girl sitting in the library, reading manga
> Kinda plain, but cute
> Creep around her for half an hour from a safe distance, acting like I'm looking for a book
> I really was, but still
> Finally muster up courage,approach and ask her if she's free sometime in the near future
> *giggle*...
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atleast you have some balls m8 chill.
you saved yourself a lot of pain, trust me.
Shy quiet girls are the worst ones.
That's the problem with you autists. You think there's only chad and robot, and not a whole rainbow of normie colors.
It doesn't work your four average normalfag to ask girls this way, why would try the chad approach?
>1 burger at 7pm
>1 coffee at 7 30pm
>2 burgers at 3:30am
>2 beers at 3:30-4:00am
What did you robots consumer today? We'll stat taking care of ourselves tomorrow right?
>>29457020
i went from 210lbs in september to 165lbs currently
i've been at a 1200cal diet with exceptions once or twice a week
you just fill your diet with more fruits and protein, not too hard
alternatively just eat just one meal across an entire day
>>29457132
Intermitent fasting, the eating once a day thing, is pretty great. It's convient to eat a whole days worth of food in 2 hours, and it helps you get into ketosis!
>>29457020
Finally going back on my no sugar / carbs / soda diet.Terrible thing is that I want to go get gyros tonight, and I'm addicted to Subway.