>asked qt3.14 out
>last day I'd see her
>she said yes
>she seemed pretty happy about it
>can't believe it
>I'm going to escape this hellhole and become a normie
>text her 18 hours ago about details for arranging the date
>no response
haha good one
really cracks me up
you got me good
who...
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while you're here posting on /r9k/
your qt is letting chad have his way
>my phone just made the notification sound
>overfilled with joy
>check
>it's just an email about train delays
haha, got me again
i'm loving it
happens bro get over it, you didnt act fast enough
when you feel sexual tension between you and another female you need to act or get out of the kitchen. i dont mean rape her, but progress your relationship. it's the hesitation that kills us. :)
Imagine doing this with your oneitis
Now realize that you'll never so this with your oneitis;_;
>jealous of a manlet
nah
>>29587515
I would never want to do this with my oneitis, looks stupid
>>29587515
Has she EVER done a scene with a different guy?
I got super fucking drunk for the first time in my life last night
>get invited by some old high school friends to hang out and catch up on each other's lives
>i have accomplished nothing :^(
>go to old friend's giant ass house
>his parents are vacationing
>we talk a bit about what we did after graduation and how we are now
>i avoid the subject
>rich...
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>>29587484
alone. Internet was out so I decided to drink 7 beers within 2 hours. passed out on the bathroom floor. good times.
I was 15 with my Dad, we were at his friends house a town over and he gave me some bourbon and coke. Was pretty chill, but I couldn't get to sleep that night.
I've never drank alcohol before. I'd try it but I don't have any money and I wouldn't have any fun anyway.
When the wagies away the neets will play, What are you guys doing will wagie is at work. I'm just gonna play vidya, watch some anime and enjoy my freedom
>>29587481
I'm playing a video game while I'm at work though, OP.
>>29587514
Better watch out if Mr.Shekelberg catches you slacking off He'll dock your pay
>>29587481
same old, enjoy life like a wagekuk could never imagine
About 90% of this board wants to kill themselves.
My question to those people is the following:
Your life is pretty much like a video game with 1 life right now, you can do anyting you want.
Rob a store, kill Donald Trump, rape a 13 year old, drink bleach, or steal a car.
The only limit is your own imagination.
Why dont you do something fucking crazy?
>>29587465
It's this train of thought that causes people to shoot up schools
Because I'm not trying to act like a fucking retard on my first playthrough.
>right now you can do anything you want
you're forgetting one very important factor here, depressed people don't want anything
except maybe to die
Would you only trust a girl enough to marry her if she already had her shit together and had a high income job on her own?
Pic related since she has the same name (and income level) of my dad's new girlfriend that he's leaving my lazy gold-digging hillbilly cunt of a stepmom for
Absolutely not. Higher income = more independence. More independence = more likely to cuck you.
>>29587471
This.
when women have thoughts and opinions of their own they start being separate entities with their own wishes and beliefs and shit They will fuck you over like every other human being.
#keepwomendown
>Would you only trust a girl enough to marry her if she already had her shit together and had a high income job on her own?
not only will I trust her, I would respect her.
a girl with a stable life and respectable career is someone I would like to be close too.
>>29587471
just because someone is independent doesn't mean they'll cuck you.
I would actually say the opposite due to personal experience.
>tfw black people have made my life a living nightmare
>tfw i literally wake up in cold sweats because I fear becoming a full fledged nigger
>tfw everyday get judged by black people for being mixed
>tfw I get judged by white people for being mixed
>tfw wish i was born a 6'1 blonde hair, blue eyed aryan
>>29587447
kys or stop giving a shit about race you absolute /pol/cuck
>>29587469
This. OP is a cunt
>>29587447
I'm not a mulatto but I'm a black & a quarter white and its pretty obvious that I'm not fully black.
Black people have never given me shit over not being fully black. I always see a lot of mulatto people being accepted by blacks more than they're accepted by any other race.
She tells you that she's too busy to hang out then she posts on her Twitter "I'm bored someone hit me up". Every time.
>>29587430
>having oneitis
>going after a materialistic cunt.
>>29587430
it is your fault because you expected something out of someone, listen kid she does it on purpose obviously, that kind of thrash you just have to ignore and stop being a normie
>>29587430
Having a oneitis is a waste of time, mate.
Disregard females. Focus on pleasing yourself and enriching your own life in ways that don't include them.
I've done it, boys!
For all of my teens and early 20s I was incredibly depressed that no girl wanted anything to do with me. I felt like killing myself every day. Not even fat single moms wanted anything to do with me. I spent all of my time feeling sad.
But now that I am nearing my wizard years, I am starting to understand what wizards mean by, "it gets better". In nearly a year I haven't felt an ounce of sadness that girls don't like me. I accept it now. I don't care. I still jack off, and I still find women attractive, but I am...
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>>29587429
It gets even better as men's SMV rises in the 30s and you can enjoy all the roast wanting to settle down and chasing your cock
>>29587429
>aspiring to be a virgin forever
Lmao kys you fucking piece of shit. So glad I lost my virginity at 17. A normal, healthy age.
You don't need to be a wizard to realize that women are bitches and whores to be disregarded.
>tfw you steal the virginity of another cute shy robot with your estrogenized bp.
>>29587398
Fuck why can't any virginity stealing boipucci owners live near me fuck this gay earthyou don't happen to live in aus?
>>29587398
Tell the story. We're listening, gurl
>>29587398
>tfw just 2 years left for wizardhood and not slutty trap to steal my virginity.
Where do you even find that kind of person? Do they really like to collect losers virginity as a trophy??
>tfw no mommy gf
I just want one so bad. It's starting to occupy my thoughts a lot more than usual these days.
Share feels, photos, stories, etc. I'll dump mommies in the meantime.
Self bumping of course, of course
>>29587392
Dude theres a booger in her nose thats nasty
>>29587424
Sorry boss, try this one mang
It's time again, /r9k/. What's her name? You know who I'm talking about.Katie forever
>>29587350
I'll never forget you, Robin
>>29587350
See you in 4 years Mya.
Hopefully you won't be dead.
Kikuchi Makoto.
I love her.
Daily reminder that it is not too late to change your hikikomori ways :3
>>29587330
>Implying.
Get out of here you roastie whore.
It's too late to do anything. Forget about what you know life is, because the point of no return is coming up fast and most you don't even know it's there yet. Enjoy life while you can still claim you're free.
When is it too late to change your hikkikomori ways?
Why do normies pretend their lives are so bad, they are sooo depressed, then they whip around and shove you into the dirt like you aren't even human?
I also hate how they are sad for one day, and then they're "depressed". Yeah, totally man, you are sad for one day, better diagnose yourself with a serious mental illness.
I've got wet eyes and shit listening to music every night for well over a year. It takes me 1-2 hours to get to sleep, and I still doubt a diagnosis.
Normies are so delusional, it pisses me off.
>>29587250
The most retarded part is that they act surprised when school shootings or suicides happen.
What else did you expect from outcasting someone, but also denying them any time they tell you something is wrong? Why would they even seek help? All anyone ever did was laugh in their face.
>>29587250
>they are sooo depressed, then they whip around and shove you into the dirt like you aren't even human?
typical bully mentality, people bring down somebody to bring themselves back up.
>>29587250
Just call them on it and see how suddenly they become the hottest shit that ever walked the earth.
>Normie fucks post about how they're depressed and how they have no to trust and how everyone left them.
>the next day they pick on the kid with no friends and when he tries to get back at them they just laugh and keep telling him that he's a loser because he doesn't surrounds himself with total fucking bafoons like they are.
fucking normies REEEE
Reading books, watching tv, speaking with my family and coworkers, it really makes you realize that a romantic relationship and/or sex are just simply a normal and expected part of a normal life in our society. It's like food and shelter in the first world.
And yet it seems to incredibly foreign to me, so distant. It makes me feel like they're some other species.
Even reading books with characters I in many ways can identify with, they don't seem to feel this incredible distance.
Fugg man
>>29587129
>Even reading books with characters I in many ways can identify with, they don't seem to feel this incredible distance.
Because they're written by non-virgins. You're getting character-cucked.
>>29587129
I know that feel. I live through other characters because my life is bland and boring. I wish i could have that passion like they do.
>>29587129
>romance
It's all a big fat lie that has been shoved down our throats through every fucking media outlet on this planet (that includes books, movies, songs, what the fuck ever).
Don't fall for the emotion jew, fellow robot.