I chug a 40z bottle of malt liquor every night.
>>29604082
i smoke a weedy boy every night
>>29604082
>40z
4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ
Yeah I used to do that too but decided it wasn't good for me so now I'm dude weed lmao.
What are you drowning your depression in robots?
r9k
I feel nothing after browsing for a while. It's numbing.
>>29604036
bud light. it's cheap and does the trick. you need it cheap when you do it this often..
>hypnotiq
Last time i saw a bottle of that it was 10 years ago in my nigger drug dealers apartment
didn't know it was still made
>tfw you get high and start having some positive thoughts about your life
Rocknroll
>>29603979
>haha
Stop doing this. I see this all the time between robots and women on that shit app, stop.
Letting you know I have a negroid cock
>>29604010
Yeah I'm not being serious when I message girls like that, it's meant to be cringeworthy
>MFW 2 in. flaccid
>MFW my flaccid dick is so small that I can barely get it through my fly to use the urinal
>MFW I end up pissing all over my trousers when I do this because it's so small
>MFW I have to use a stall and drop my shorts to my knees to piss comfortably
I mean, christ, fucking small children somehow figure out how to make it work. No matter how much I lift or how much I make, I will always have a flaccid dick that looks like...
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>>29603964
but what about erect? who cares about flaccid, they dont fuck soft dick
kek, me too.
I'd have to get a boner ASAP before I get naked. If she tried to get her hands in my pants before that I'm screwed.
Pretty worried of showering naked with other dudes too if I got in prison or something. My options would be walking around with a boner, or a baby penis.
I feel sorry for you
It's whatever just become a pornstar that gets humiliated for a small dick and you'll be set for life
>Didn't get DUIs, drug charges or any tickets
>Didn't buy expensive useless shit like cars, iphones, the hottest gadget or other trends
>Didn't ruin my life like other normies did in high school with bad grades
>Didn't destroy my brain with chemicals
>mfw
Who smart choices here?
>>29603904
>expensive useless shit like cars
Stop.
Who /actively destroying their life/ here?
>>29603924
I mean muscle cars or rice rockets
>tfw people mistake your inferiority complex for a superiority complex
>>29603896
You probably act like a haughty, smug prick to cover up the fact that you have nothing.
>>29603896
>people think that you being neutral and shy means you hate them and think you are better than them
End my life.
>>29603931
No its more like >>29603939
When I do talk to people I have to try to not say anything that makes me come off as a sad whiner on the verge of killing himself
Is there potential for me to become chad?
7 inches soft
12 inches hard
Chad? Nah.
But if you really do have a footlong cock, you can be something like a Jonah Falcon-type oddity, which is attractive to a certain kind of woman.
>>29603875
Did I mention I'm trans?
>>29603832
you can at least change the filename so it'd be somewhat believable
also, bad skin, bad hair, pale eyebrows/eyelashes
if he fixes all of those, he might have a chance
ITT post things that wagecucks believe
>working to get your jew boss more money is "contributing to society"
>48 hours of freedom per week is enough time to enjoy life to the fullest
>being such a brainwashed slave that they actually think they would "get bored" without work
ITT: OP trying to justify unemployment
How does it feel knowing it's up to a "wagecuck" to feed you and give you shelter? You're the cuck of a wagecuck dumbass.
>wagecucks actually believe that you can buy happiness, forever chasing jewish desires while the NEET lives a godly life of mental exploration and self actualization
>>29604084
>I triggered the wagecuck
why are wagies so sensitive? Because deep down they know the truth and that they have wasted their lives?
>start reading up on pua/redpill bullshit
>idealistic sense of world/love fucking destroyed
>become cynical, grim nihilist
It was either i accept women as pieces of shit to be manipulated or continue on in a lonely, kv love fantasy land
No matter how good you believe a woman to be, she's still just a slut waiting to be preyed apon using basic pua techniques
Apparently love is something you can activate by simple escalations and psychotic design
>>29603772
Congrats -- you've arrived at truth.
Now, what are you going to do about it?
>>29603772
it only seems bad because you had one stupid, overly idealistic perspective and now you've swum over to the opposite but equally retarded end of the pool.
skip reading the diatribes of men who wear feather hats to dive bars and you'll feel better.
I'd rather shitpost on 4chan and fap to cuties than become someone I'm not and actual sex. Besides, having sex can lead to marriage, kids, etc. I ain't got the money for that.
Who else /unironically using hotels for long term residence/ here?
>tfw the only way to live on my own and not end up in cockroach infested trash pit is to have someone clean up for me once a week
>tfw realized you get exactly this if you just live in a hotel forever
>also free internet, free cable TV, and free breakfasts every morning
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>>29603753
that's pretty darn expensive in the long term.
>>29603753
I'd seriously do this but that is some richfag shit.
That kind of "Up in the Air" permanent vacation lifestyle suits me.
>>29603753
I did this for about 5 straight years when I was a consultant. It can get weird and lonely but I honestly look back on it fondly.
Is it a good thing to be white male? I mean by the likes of this board if you're white you are basically doomed to be a KHV because everyone prefers black men.
Another brainwashed by the jews.
Dude, white girls don't like black guys. Most black guys are robots. Not even black girls like black guys so much. Don't believe everything you're told, it makes you become a cuckold
>>29603934
Yeah you keep on telling yourself that white boi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAlTj0A2Pwg
>>29603934
Black guy here.
Can confirm.
>How do you like your French fries, senpai?
>>29603719
I fucking hate french fries
>>29604267
Same, literally a disgrace to the potato.
>>29603719
I like them in my butt
>Hurr durr it's my parent's fault I'm like this
unless your parents were ACTUALLY abusive(i.e alcoholics, drug addicts, hitting you, sexually abusing you etc) you have NO excuse to blame it on them.
Everyone has their shortcomings, you should forgive your parents for theirs and take some responsibility in your life.
except it is, at least partially. alcoholism is genetic, and it runs in my dad's side of the family
>>29603716
a lot of people's parents are lazy and useless as well, which could be the root of their problems
I mean I blame my parents somewhat but I'd rather not spend the rest of their lives making them miserable. I've been told I was a (horrible) mistake, so it was all on the table.
how do you convince a girl to do anal ?
You have to be Chadnot surprised this wasn't original
>go up to girl
>say hello
>then ask
>can i stick in to the butt?
I've done anal with 2 different girls
1st girl was 18 and had daddy issues -- she always did what I wanted. So that was easy.
2nd one was a much older woman who asked me if I liked it, because she did. Her asshole was definitely easier to enter than the teenage one.
So idk, I never had to convince a girl to do it.
How do you explain being unemployed for the most of you life to an employer? No lie feels good enough, you can't just tell them you were too depressed and anxious to do anything most of your life and contemplated suicide and tried to escape reality through games and masturbation and sleep?
>>29603618
Say someone you know is a self employed landscaper, whatever and you worked with them. Then get that person to cover for you and dodge a reference.
Worked for me.
Mental illness acceptance in the workplace, plx.
Tell them you were sick (psychically) for that period, make something up.