>MFW 2 in. flaccid
>MFW my flaccid dick is so small that I can barely get it through my fly to use the urinal
>MFW I end up pissing all over my trousers when I do this because it's so small
>MFW I have to use a stall and drop my shorts to my knees to piss comfortably
I mean, christ, fucking small children somehow figure out how to make it work. No matter how much I lift or how much I make, I will always have a flaccid dick that looks like it belongs to a small child. I'd be scared to death to get naked in front of a woman, even if I were paying her.
>>29603964
but what about erect? who cares about flaccid, they dont fuck soft dick
kek, me too.
I'd have to get a boner ASAP before I get naked. If she tried to get her hands in my pants before that I'm screwed.
Pretty worried of showering naked with other dudes too if I got in prison or something. My options would be walking around with a boner, or a baby penis.
I feel sorry for you
It's whatever just become a pornstar that gets humiliated for a small dick and you'll be set for life
>>29603964
Is that Alana?
>>29604055
I would kill everyone in the building then myself.
>>29603964
just accept your dicklet fate and pee sitting down like the woman you are.
>>29604043
That's the funny thing. I think I'm at least average length and maybe slightly above average in girth. I have weird fat deposition too. As best I can describe it, its almost like I have a fupa, even though I'm below 20% body fat overall.
If I were less hairy and had a harder time building muscle, I would be nearly convinced I had Klinefelters. It's fucking hell. My face is above average and girls have been commenting on how funny I am lately now that I'm actually trying a bit harder. This is the only thing that is keeping me from making it.
I'd just get totally shitfaced and go for it, but I'm afraid whiskey dick would make the problem even worse.
>>29605055
I hope you are at least a normie troll, because nothing is worse than some MLP, vidya, and animu turbosperg calling the the kettle black on a Surinamese pity-party contest board.
At least you probably have a nice dick. Good for you.
>>29604048
This. Never played sports in HS. Even if I wanted to, a horrible recurring case of tinea versicolor and my babby dick would have made me the laughingstock of school.
HS was already pretty bad for me. I can only imagine how much worse it could have been if every girl in school knew my shame.
