>How do you like your French fries, senpai?
>>29603719
I fucking hate french fries
>>29604267
Same, literally a disgrace to the potato.
>>29603719
I like them in my butt
>>29603719
fried you dumb cunt
>>29603719
out of your butt while you sit on my face desu
>>29603719
Crispy. Crispy.
>>29603719
You saved a fucking thumbnail. Newshits are unbelievable.
Get off my board.
>>29604416
This. Scat is a truly patrician tier fetish
>>29603719
>delete your own crispy thread
>start another one 5 minutes later
you are literally breaking your waifus heart
>>29606333
She seems like such a nice girl
Too bad r9k is filled with motherfuckers
>>29606333
Crispy seems like the kind of girl that I would love to have fantasized about during classes in hs but im not 100 with over the internet waifuing with her idk
>>29603719
steak fries with honey mustard, bitch
>>29606333
all I want to do is get close to her.
I just want to share things with her.
That's all I want.
I do get a lot of time, but It still leaves me with the feeling of being unsatisfied.
>>29606543
Why dont you just go rape her then
You already sound like a full blown sociopath
>>29606543
>>29606621
You guys just need to chill the fuck out.
She doesn't want the shit storm anymore. That's all it is.
Everybody is trying to reach her yet you guys don't even live in the same damn area she does.
You don't even know her, I had some very exclusive time with her recently I was actually shocked that she was willing to give me so much time with her. She even excluded others so that it would just be us. I've said more than I should, and won't provide further details however.
>>29606675
>Everybody is trying to reach her yet you guys don't even live in the same damn area she does.
I live 30 minutes away tho.
>won't provide further details however.
I know the details alreadyThose are literally the words I said in a previous thread.
>>29606675
Then stop replying to all the threads with this canned response you stupid dumb faggot.
>>29606675
you said the exact same thing yesterday. we get it you feel special because you talk to her and you want to brag about it
>>29603719
I mix a special sauce it's ranch dressing and hot sauce
>>29606621
>>29606621
i could never hurt her.
>>29606713
>>29606710
I said that he's literally just copying my posts.
>>29606713
you know just because you like someone doesn't mean your blind to every flaw a person might have.
She's a strange girl, and her lack of relationships or experience with dating is very rare for someone like her.
She's wonderfully kind and interesting girl but just with a strange tick.
>>29606725
you know that quote doesn't even work in that context.
If you're going to quote me do it right.
>>29606724
The fact you might live near me makes me want to end my life due to the fact someone so pathetic could live on this earth.
>>29606710
I can say this from talking to her so much, but there is something off with Crispy.
She has something abnormal about her and I cant put my finger on it.
But I don't think she is malicious or spiteful, and I think she's unlikely to snap or turn on a person.
She might just have a weird thing going on psychologically.
>>29606748
I thought you were the person who originally wrote that but thank you for exposing his faggotry
>>29606748
>>29606734
>>29606675
>>29606758
he's really just covering my tracks. If my words become a copy pasta, they lose meaning.
LEGIT. Literally i just wanna meet up and hang out, legit, possibly take her to meet some of my friends at the local tourney i go to. legit.
legit. I want a female friend so I can remind myself that not all women are horrible. And she honestly is the only female I've related to in terms of taste this much. legit.
Not even my ex-gf's had a taste as similar. legit.
>>29606741
There's nothing pathetic about befriending someone.
Same way I like my dicks, salty and floppy
>>29606776
I legitimately didn't say legit that many times.
>mfw I talk with Crispy
>>29606543
you feel unsatisfied because you don't want to be her friend, you want to fuck her
>>29606872
I had some very exclusive time with her recently I was actually shocked that she was willing to give me so much time with her.
She even excluded others so that it would just be us.
I've said more than I should, and won't provide further detail
I thought this thread was going to be about french fries. I'm annoyed that I posted here
>>29606884
copy pasta
>>29606872
I want to get close to her quickly and develop a stronger friendship but I can't force it. It's hard I have to really be patient and tactful.
I can say its working well so far.
This is just copypasta>>29606884
And it's a post I made in an earlier thread.
Faggots literally just want to shit on me for trying to get to know her, yet despite all of it, I am moving forward each day with her.
>>29606980
isnt this the same troll guy from the eliza threads
this is too gay to be genuine
>>29607050
Fuck eliza. what a piece of garbage she is.
Fuck erica too.
Crispy is the only decent woman who is associated with this board, and
she doesn't even post here.
It's gay as hell, but I am gay for that friendship
This creep that posts in EVERY crispy thread claiming that he talks to her on twitter all the time, lives near her and wants to rape her and shit fits #2 and #3 pretty well on this scale.
We already know he jacks off to her all the time, and soon he'll probably stalk her and meet #1 as well.
he really is the ultimate stalker !!
>>29607109
Continue trying to sully my name.
I am a 2 and 3.
But do you think I'm going to be swayed by the likes of you, no way.
My intentions are pure, and my efforts aren't in vain.
Stay mad faggots.
salty with a crispy hug
>>29607140
better get your plane tickets for new york soon, stalker.
>>29607070
yeah, ashley is the best and she's /pol/
>>29607170
I can meet her before that.
I am aware a relationship is unplausible, but a friendship is realistic. This could all be for something very shortlived, but why shouldn't I?
I'm aware of the situation, so I wont be disappointed.
>>29607188
ashley is a shit and fuck you.
Any news on Ashley, guys?