>get married
>go broke
What kid costs $27,000 a month? Even five kids won't cost that much. What the fuck?
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP NIGGA
How can people let this happen to them
At what point did you finally realize you aren't good looking and that your life was shit because of it?
Finally figured out im actually really ugly, I always thought I was a cute growing up but now I'm just a baby-faced Down syndrome looking autist.
7th grade my gym teacher walked up to my table of friends and said we were all handsome boys besides me.
it didnt even upset me i was just like "ya she is right "
>>24152139
Yeah, I was 15 once too.
buck teeth as a kid
never got them fixed as an adult
>tfw 0.2% chance of getting this shit
>getting it
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
Why don't you take this opportunity to become a trap, anon?
>>24152029
Post pics senpai, small dicks turn me on.
Is your penis small?
Post a pic anyway, nude or not
>enter a job full of chads
>they all bragging about their gfs
>tfw 26 yo Virgin
>tfw im more sexually attracted to Japanese 3d porn than to real life females
What do
>>24151944
kill them all anon
it's the only way
>>24151944
I recently got a job and had to go through the typical work ethics training and how to avoid sexual harassment and according to the video i saw you can get them in trouble for talking about intimate shit like that. Probably not sexual harassment but you can get them notified by HR depending on how big your company is.
Male social Heirarchy is a complex thing. most chads are alpha negatives. THEY ARE CLOSE. if you manage to infiltrate their lives, convince them that they areworth nothing, nobody likes them, they could become betas.
>if /r9k/ had a girlfriend
What did I just see?
>>24152065
someone who is allowed to exist
I knew a girl who looked like that once. She was into stupid wiccan shit and thought she could sense energies.
Just a reminder that non virgin women are literally trash tier.
Reminder that you can't have any women anyway.
>>24151765
>Frozen
I'll take the non-virgin any day.
>>24151795
Reminder that the only thing Robots need to do to get a virgin gf is to go to Yemen and marry a little girl
>>24152162
Enjoy your
>Dr Who
>Supernatural
>Sherlock
>True Blood
-loving gf
Hey, guys. Anyone know of any respiratory masks that don't let outside air in? I've got a crappy CPR mask, but I feel like "CPR" wouldn't work because of the air that would escape out the sides.
Guys? A little help here?
>>24151620
...are you trying to kill yourself?
If you want to kill yourself through helium, it's a good idea to have those holes.
Which type are you?
>>24151573
Elephant Man here. No amount of self-improvement will ever change my ugly mug. but I am learning to stop giving a shit. Sometimes I chuckle at people's horrified looks when they see me.
>>24151573
Cerebrotonic, given the fact that 99% of the people on here are going to pick this guy, I can bet that I can be more of a beta than them
>>24151573
I was a wageslave until a few days ago. I'd been working a terrible job at a grocery store for almost a year, it paid like shit and I hated it. I asked my boss for the weekend off to go on a trip with some of my friends and he said no. I just decided I was done and went anyway. I ignored every call from work related people and just went and had a great time. Now I guess I'm unemployed. I don't know what's next for me.
I need to touch a girl's big round belly!
big slippery belly
dont you like them burping too?
>>24151567
Same senpai, so fucking same it hurts
Hey, all. I've been thinking about taking martial arts up again and I want to know which you would recommend
American boxing, muay Thai, bjj, and Kali are the most practical if you ask me
original post tbqph(to be quite perfectly honest)
>>24151481
pussyfuckte
>Tfw you're boring
i know that feel
the only hobbies i have are browsing the internet and shitposting
>have boring friends
>have boring gf
>love my boring ass life
we're all gonna die so who cares
get a hobby. go out more. even if it's some nerdy socialization thing like finding a tabletop group or video game tournaments or conventions.
The very fact NEETs are so lazy leads and always want to find shortcuts in life, leads me to believe that one day, in the future. when some fat NEET fuck is too lazy to clean his trash infested room because he is too busy playing SAO 9000 in his Virtual Reality Dakimakura Enclosure Pod, he will suddenly develop telekinetic powers to clean the room by just thinking about it.
NEETs will literally champion humanty's evolution of mind over matter thanks to their laziness and deep knowledge in philosophy, politics, science, reason and logic.
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just wanted to let you know i screencapped your post for future NEET/Wagekek threads.
your post was that retarded.
Sometimes I wonder if you lads are for realsies, anon.
you forgot the part where you materialize our own gfs so women no longer serve a purpose
Why did westerners stop making castles and beautiful architectural structures like the used to? Literally all modern day architecture is shit. The Victorian houses are way better than houses created today.
it would be too easy with modern technology. rich guys fund this for prestige.
>>24151303
labor was cheaper in earlier days
>>24151404
That's bullshit, architects design the buildings, and the buildings look like shit aesthetically.
You hmmmmmm you lose
>Gliese 436 is a Neptune-sized exoplanet orbiting the red dwarf Gliese 436.[8] It was the first hot Neptune discovered with certainty (in 2007) and was among the smallest known transiting planets in mass and radius, until the much smaller Kepler exoplanet discoveries started coming in by 2010.
>Its main constituent was initially predicted to be hot "ice" in various exotic high-pressure forms,[15][16] which would remain solid despite the high temperatures, because of the planet's gravity.[17] The planet...
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>>24152076
>DUDE SCIENCE LMAO
>DAE BILL NYE?? XD
back to reddit
saw this on another board, so idk if it's something a lot of ppl have already seen. sure made me go hmmmm though.
Role-Reversal and Gentle Femdom General
Previous thread: >>24115796
ITT:
>related hentai
>greentext
>monster girls
>general lewdness
>dojinshi recommendations
>anime/manga recommendations
>preferably recommendations that are on-topic
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>>24150702
Hardly exact, but we're certainly on the same exact brainwave. Same thought different phrasing. You sound like a person I'd get along with!
>>24150643
Don't submit to just anyone. You'll just end up broken and abused. Make friends first, then let her take you. Too many people rush into it, that's how bad things happen.
>>24150624
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Buttholes are cute.
>tfw no boy butt to play with