Your daily reminder that 3/10 girls won't date in their level and expect to have a Chad come and sweep them off their feet.
>uses "friendzone" in a city-wide publication
>keked by an uggo chubby ,L I T E R A L L Y keked
>"my second date went good!" read as: "i went on a date with an alt chad way out of my league and i can't wait for him to text me back!" which he'd only ever do for some on the low, desperate sex.
oh and the fact that she had TWO dates scheduled in one night, as opposed to this poor sap's only date in what we can assume to be a few months, says something more about how modern dating is such a futile thing.
>>24414401
Daily reminder that we all have inflated standards driven by an ego complex instilled in us from public education, and media.
whoops i mean "keked" not "keked"
>"mhhh thanks for purchasing my dinner for me anon! This taco really hits the spot....Say, how'd you like to come back to my place and get a taste of my taco?"
>>24414384
Is that a euphemism for you building wall?
>>24414384
Depends. What do you put on your tacos?
>>24414416
>"Its seasoned with some of Chad's special sauce!"
>Like a 5
>a 5
>5
>MFW
why are you cyberbullying
>>24414351
If she isnt fat her tits make up for her face
>>24414367
Because I hate myself and hurting others makes me feel better about my pitiful existence
FWB wants to take sleeping pills and have me do whatever I like with her body. Should I do it? Seems a bit rapey
>>24414199
>Seems a bit rapey
I think that's the idea, and she's probably into that shit.
>>24414199
DON'T. DO. IT.
That fucking slut is going to fucking pin you for rape I swear to fucking god.
>>24414199
Don't do it without express written consent with a video recording of her consenting while 100% sober.
Can a woman actually love a man?
Like, genuinely love a man for who he is and not the pretense surrounding that man (house, job, social status etc...)?
There seem to be so many prerequisites in order to get a woman to even like you. I'm beginning to think that they're primarily driven by their biology to find the best provider for them and their offspring and the man is more or less expendable or interchangeable.
>I'm beginning to think that they're primarily driven by their biology to find the best provider for them and their offspring and the man is more or less expendable or interchangeable.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo, really?
>>24414161
Congrats OP today you discovered a truth that separates the boys from the men. Now go use it wisely.
>>24414161
yes
>inb4 not original comment inb4 this was already used as well
I come to remind you of terrible high school memories
>>24414128
Everyone was very nice to me in high school despite the fact that I was a reclusive edgy emo faggot for most of it.
I was bullied in middle school but the memories of that don't bother me at all because my bully eventually dropped out, started doing drugs and then killed himself.
Serves him right to be honest with you family.
how are you going to do that? i graduated from high school <6 months ago
High-school when not in class was fun, everything in the classrooms I'd be glad to forget.
What are they doing this Thanksgiving weekend?
>>24413995
damaged goods OP, damaged goods.
Let's just say that turkeys won't be the only things getting stuffed this holiday season.
>>24414055
she doesn't really look any fatter
have you been to the psych ward?
post here
tell your storys
4 times. terrifying place...
>>24414083
why do you say that i had fun
Never been but bumping for stories
New Kent film trailer
https://youtu.be/vrJw1v404ro
>>24413805
HE'S GONNA DO IT
>>24413805
Nah, he won't.
Pls dont Kent
>>24413805
Can somebody link me his videos?
>tfw no pooping gf to poop in my toilet cause she needs to poop
it's been kept in the dark but girls actually poop at least once a day
eww
they also pee from their vaginas as well as bleed from them every month
they also aren't immune to bad morning breath
they also sweat
yuck
I'm a solid 8/10 and /fit/.
What's stopping me from fucking your bitch?
>tfw nobody responds to shit post
You're about to feel it*Bsides me
I don't have a bitch.
Chad BTFO yet again.
Also you're not really that /fit/.
>>24413772
>What's stopping me from fucking your bitch?
Probably the fact i don't have and and also on the internet nobody know you're a dog
I've been seeing this girl and we were about to hit the official stage but then I went full /tv/ on her and now I'm pretty certain I ruined it.
>>24413693
Lesson learned: cynicism gets you nothing good.
>>24413693
Just say you were kidding and you'd love to go.
>literally who
>literally
Fuck you.
Who /fucks roasties/ here?
It's better than nothing.
>>24413667
Out of all the girls I've been with, 4/5 were edgy roasties that either had daddy issues or were pic related.
One one of them had sex with me and we sort of dated for a while after I told her almost verbatim "come oooonnnnn, you fucked everyone else though! Why not me?"
>>24413915
There was a girl in my hometown who literally fucked everyone in the town, myself included. I can't think of a single person that didn't fuck her. She was a total nymphomaniac. It was like a right of passage where I lived. You weren't a man until you fucked Erin.
>>24414180
girl I knew like this was Andrea,,,
and I ate that shit too
praise jeebus no gonnaherpesaids
What do NEETS look like?
How do they dress?
>>24413572
Depends on the age of the NEET. Younger NEETs who still have hope might dress like productive members of society. Once I accepted my fate as a lazy bum I kind of stopped giving a shit about my appearance. I dress pretty similar to pic related.
>>24413572
I wear a t-shirt and sweat pants, or a t-shirt and pajama pants, or a t-shirt and jeans. Flip flops if I have to go somewhere.
Leather moccasins, ripped jeans, dark single colored shirt, ripped hoodie
How are you going to go out, robots?
>>24413563
>How are you going to go out, robots?
Fighting
>>24413563
suicidal bot reporting in
Waiting for florida to overturn the death penalty. Then I'm going for the high score