Who /fucks roasties/ here?
It's better than nothing.
>>24413667
Out of all the girls I've been with, 4/5 were edgy roasties that either had daddy issues or were pic related.
One one of them had sex with me and we sort of dated for a while after I told her almost verbatim "come oooonnnnn, you fucked everyone else though! Why not me?"
>>24413915
There was a girl in my hometown who literally fucked everyone in the town, myself included. I can't think of a single person that didn't fuck her. She was a total nymphomaniac. It was like a right of passage where I lived. You weren't a man until you fucked Erin.
>>24414180
girl I knew like this was Andrea,,,
and I ate that shit too
praise jeebus no gonnaherpesaids
>>24413915
amazing that saying that actually worked. maybe sluts aren't so bad.
>>24414202
Yeah luckily I walked away from it unscathed. It was like playing Russian roulette with my dick though. Puts some hair on your chest.
>>24413667
This one time dis roastie had warts all over, good luck I noticed before touching her and refused to go further.
Needless to say the moment after was pretty awkward. Had to douse my sheets in Lysol once she left.
>>24414275
She had HPV man that's disgusting
I had to get myself vaccinated and have my dick zapped with liquid nitrogen because I was showing early signs of HPV
>>24414293
I know it was HPV that why I doused my whole bed in lysol. Fucking disgusting desu, but roasties gonna roast.
>>24414293
don't like 80% of sexually active adults have HPV?
>>24414293
I had to get my dick zapped with liquid nitrogen once. It was fucking awful. I got molluscum contagiosm from this girl I was dating. She said she didn't cheat on me but I'm 99% positive she is a lying whore.
>>24414311
Yeah it only shows symptoms in something like 5% of men though, which is why it spreads so quickly. Most people who have it don't even know it.
>>24414207
sluts are great but don't make the mistake of getting emotionally involved with them
>>24414349
Senpai, I got this too that's why I became aware of fucking warts and was able to spot them before fucking that roastie.
Having sex is fucking biohazardous, if I didn't know better I'd probably have HPV by now.
