I've been seeing this girl and we were about to hit the official stage but then I went full /tv/ on her and now I'm pretty certain I ruined it.
>>24413693
Lesson learned: cynicism gets you nothing good.
>>24413693
Just say you were kidding and you'd love to go.
>literally who
>literally
Fuck you.
>>24413693
Fuck you OP, don't be a dick when you have a shot like this
Idk it seems she's toying with you but I wouldn't go full autismo maximo anymore
>>24413693
Wow, you were a complete asshole to a girl for wanting to spend time with you.
>I have money
She wanted the dick bad op, you fucked uuuup familia.
Are you crazy? Are you outta your mind?
>>24413693
>Hahaha I'll happily see something else
>That damage control
If you're going to be a dick, they'll respect you more if you go all the way
I wasn't trying to be mean, I was trying to meme like on /tv/ like as a joke but she took it personally
>>24413862
Did you ever consider maybe normal people don't go on 4chan 24/7
>>24413693
life tip: you don't go with a female to the movies, for the movie.
>>24413693
You were honest. You did nothing wrong, you just did nothing right either. You should have offered an alternative suggestion along with it, like "...and thirdly, fuck that noise lets go get [food] and watch [movie] at my house [smiley face because women are quite literally children]"
>>24413862
You don't talk to people in real life like you talk on here, you fucking autist. Holy fucking shit how is it possible to be this unself-aware?
You gonna get keked now
>>24413889
Yeah but I thought it might be funny without any of the established context or whatever fucking retarded I know
>>24413862
>I was trying to meme like on /tv/
>>24413897
Bitches do like smiley faces
>>24413893
This.
>Take girl out to see Insidious.
>Can't even watch five minutes of it without her forcing her face against mine.
And then I woke up!
>>24413693
ahahaha lmao im a girl and ur a fucking idiot bahhaha wow holy fuck
Okay so I expected an initial wave of reactions as I was being a dumb fuck, but now what?? Tips on how to salvage?? I
>>24413925
remember guys, meme kills.
>>24414035
"I was just funnin with you. Took it too far, sorry. :( I forgot, girls aren't dicks to their friends when they're joking like guys are."
>>24413693
I didn't think it's possible to be this autistic, but you proved me wrong, OP.
Congratulations.
>>24413693
Offer to watch Peanuts, Charlie Brown is a loser and tries to get a girl
she reacted to your cynicism by trying to make you jealous, that's a good sign
you could leave this neutral or positive, but your half-assed damage control attempt fucked it all up tbch. if you're gonna be a prick just do it, like >>24413857 said
>>24413693
I always wonder when people post screenshots of these conversations whether they are actually real
>>24414035
Why don't you just tell her the fucking truth
>>24413862
>I was trying to meme like on /tv/ like as a joke
This is why most people here are alone if this is the main mentality.
DON'T BRING MAYMAYS IN REAL LIFE. NO MATTER HOW DANK YOU THINK THEY ARE.
>>24414088
You can usually tell. Real communication has an authenticity to it that you can sort of sense somehow.
Real conversation is superfluous but troll caps are like perfect back and forths with each reply dediicated to the purpose of the conversation/narrative of whatever the troll has in mind. Not a great explanation but yeah.
>>24414174
So you think this is real, then?
>>24414131
but i always say wew in real life, it makes the bitches wet
>>24413734
it gets you self satisfaction
>>24414198
Seems real to me, what makes you think its fake? I'm interested cause I feel like I'm good at recognizing bullshit but maybe I'm getting rused.
