>tfw no pooping gf to poop in my toilet cause she needs to poop
it's been kept in the dark but girls actually poop at least once a day
eww
they also pee from their vaginas as well as bleed from them every month
they also aren't immune to bad morning breath
they also sweat
yuck
That's fucking disgusting. I don't want no pooping/bleeding gf.
Where/When can I get one that doesn't do that?
I have a very good smelling and i smelled at least 3 girls farts.
Feels good man.
>>24413874
nowhere
>>24413874
try an anime waifu
they never smell
>>24413921
>I have a very good smelling
wut
>>24413946
That's great. Now my busy schedule won't be interrupted by having to go get one.
>>24413991
I already have several. Not even that much of a weeb but I love muh waifus desu.
women are also more likely to puke than men
>>24414034
who's your favorite waifu?
>>24414102
Oh shit that's a hard one.
I guess I'd have to sayRin because her autism is so cute. I don't even have a cripple fetish or whatever. She was just such a well-written character.
Misaki from the NHK novel is a very close second.
You can go ahead and say I have shit taste. Like I said, I don't watch a whole lot of anime.
Girls also like to pick their nose
some still eat the boggers despite being an adult
They fart on a regular basis and blame someone else for it. Sometimes they like to smell their own farts when no one is around
>>24414226
i can't judge, the only anime i watch dbz tbqh
perfection,beauty is pretty subjective so it doesn't matter if people agree with your taste or not
>>24413921
>tfw i smell someone else's fart besides my own
>>24414304
>perfection,beauty is pretty subjective
Only in regards to 2D.
In 3D, it's pretty easy to spot which girls are pretty and which girls are ugly. 80% of them are just average.
>muh personality & inner beauty
Nope.
>>24413844
Girls don't pee out their vaginas, you fucking idiot. They pee out their butts
>>24414415
babies come out of the butt dumbass
>>24414034
>Having more than one waifu
you disgust me
>>24414467
your waifu must be proud of you senpai
>>24414432
No dude, babies come out the vagina. That's how I know they pee from their butts - the vagina can't be for both babies and pee, that would be gross
>>24414467
Call the fucking cops you dirty nigger.
All 2D girls desperately desire to be keked.
If you choose NOT to have a harem of 2D cuties then you are doing severe and irreversible psychological damage to your one waifu.
>>24414533
babies are fed by a piss tube for 9 months before being pissed out themselves
it's all in the bible
>>24413793
http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/No-Name-Girl-6
>Gorlami
>>24414263
>They fart on a regular basis and blame someone else for it. Sometimes they like to smell their own farts when no one is around
>tfw stoopid niggers like you say this shit like it's negative.
>tfw I use nigger like an insult.
>tfw coal calling ram dark
Seriously though, you're a bitch for not like women's flatulence.
Total bitch. Bald too.
Bald head, bald pigeon. No hair. No scalp. No nothing.
>>24415046
>you're a bitch for not like women's flatulence.
Duwa!
>>24415118
I don't speak zipperhead, pahtna.I'm so sorry my friendniggaI just get really upset when people speak ill of the disgusting digestive gasses of females. It unsettles me.Deeply.
>>24415202
>friendniggaI just get really disgusting females deeply?
las illuminados sai aportie?
>>24415264
Yo're making me really uncomfortable.
>>24415335
>elbatrofmocnu yllaer em ginkem re'oY
Dark Souls 3? Grenhaam!
>>24415398
I'm not understanding what's going on here. I think you are trying to mock me.
It isn't within my ability, but if it were, I would track you down and turn you into a woman and smell your farts if you continue to harass me.
I'm not one of your 'lel so randum' targets you may try this on. These are coherent and certain motives. You would be wise to conduct yourself with some intelligence.
>>24415579
>'lel so randum' tangerines obfuscation
Occupational health and safety. Not long now.
>>24415679
>tangerines obfuscation
Han