just got a date with a qt
been havent had a date since april
feels really good bros
>>24456399
how did u do the magic trick teach me
>>24456399
oh, and shes 16 and im 20
legal here btw
>>24456399
>just got a date with a qt
>havent had date since
>since
Congratulations, you're now a beta normalfag. Now get out.
Why do heterosexual failed normies insist on posting on /r9k/?
Don't they get tired of it?
Go to /lgbt/ disgusting shit
This is the only place I can say I fucked 4 girls in 2015 and feel superior to someone. To be quite honest.
>>24456150
Aoba is literally the best boy
I'm going to kill myself next saturday and im going to record a video every day for my last week, what should i do with the videos?
>>24456100
First of, I want you to know that it'll not end your suffering. It'll only add more suffering to you to digest. With that being said, upload it to YouTube. And remember me. Remember this.
>>24456202
There is no suffering in death.
>>24456202
>it'll not end your suffering
>disintegration of the suffering-feeing device
>will not end suffering
What meaningless language game is your claim relying on? 'End', implying afterlife? 'Your', implying reactions to his death?
>want a kid
>all women are whores
>can't trust them to give birth to my own seed since I am definitely not chad
>even if it was mine, 33% chance she miscarries it hoping that the next round will be Chad's
I'm tearing up senpai.
Yeah since single men aren't allowed to adopt you're shit out of luck.
>>24456088
>Raising another mans child
What are you some sort of cu.ck? Kill yourself faggot.
>>24456066
If you want a kid that badly, as long as you're financially stable, just adopt one.
How about some balances?
-$18,108.41
>>24456028
Stay mad, OPkeks.
jelly poorfags?
>tfw a gril asks if you watch porn
>tells you about her yoga classes and going to the gym
What does this mean?
Go to the gym with her.
>>24456062
>tfw she's away for college right now
Though I will bring it up when she visits, just gotta get myself a gym membership. Thankfully, even being out of shape I can life more than her weight, so I should be fine.
She also started talking about her abs and stretching outThat should arouse me as much as it does, right?
Which pornstar have you fapped to most robots?
Why, your mother of course.
>>24455935
you're momm
Siri
or maybe Carli Banks, but I don't know, she's not usually what I'm into
If you wouldn't date this motherfucker, you're legit autistic jsing
>>24455915
the nigger is here
>>24455936
Stay mad because every fembot wants me but can't have me kek - king black chad
>>24455915
>trying this hard to be a 4chan celeb
Probably should kill yourself
alright /r9k/, 2015 is almost over, that means it's time for a thread containing all of this year's memes
chestlet stuff
Actually I have an idea, post pictures that sum up big events or memes this year and I'll compile them into a picture
can't forget this gem
How many friends do you have, i.e. people you actually meet occaisonally outside of work, school etc.? I have two. It's better than nothing I guess. We don't hang out often but I still feel comfortable around them. Wish we had common intersts to do more stuff together tho.
I have plenty of friends that all live out of state or on the other side of the state I live in. Where I'm at now? Currently 0. Rich christians sort of keep to their own.
Zero, zilch, none.
None, but it's mostly my fault.
What do wagekucks spend their money on?
rent, food, vacation
I'm a poorfag so I mostly spend it on essentials like rent and alcohol. Occasionally I splurge on guns, cocaine, guitar gear, clothes, etc.
>>24455747 And the occasional Christmas gift but apparently from that nothing else that's not already been mentioned.
>26
>no car
>no license
>no prospects
>no friends
>live at home
>in small ass town
Should I end it?
>>24455664
nah, your life sounds pretty chill. always wanted to live in a small town
>>24455664
I appreciate your picture anon, it's art. I'm being genuine desu. You should join the army.
but you seem to have a gf. just go and get yourelf an entry level job, learn some skills over the internet, get certificates and switch to something better and you will be a successful man before 30.
>mfw suicide is an option
>mfw my parent would know if I bought a helium and a mask
>mfw helicopter parents
I'd hire a hitman if they weren't so exspensive
Get a loan or fraudulently pay him
What's he going to do kill you kek
Excuses. If you wanted to do it you would have done it. There are so many rather painless and fast options it's not even funny.
>>24455580
This.
Million people kill themselves a year and you're the only one who wants to do with helium?
I have some ridiculous, over-the-top rage and hatred towards "transwomen." I fucking hate them so much. I wish I could just put them all in one crater and then fill the crater with hydrochloric acid and watch them dissolve.
Am I mentally ill? Why do I hate them so much?
It's natural to be repulsed by men pretending to be women and mutilating their bodies
I don't know about acid, but I'd be happy if they all hung by their masculine necks
>>24455565
Ok, well I guess it's not just me.
I usually don't care for them either. I know of a few that did some awesome stuff like the one who did the Shining soundtrack though.
Most times though they just have a really narrow-minded maladjusted view of what it means to be a woman, or even a mature adult at all. They just think being female is an excuse to be a shitty person.
Good evening.
Pic related was last nights dinner, we had a decent food related thread.
Thinking of making a meatball sub tonight.
Anyone interested in seeing some pictures, and also sharing some pictures of your own?
Subway memes welcomed and encouraged.
I've actually already made the meatballs and the sauce, just deciding if I want it as a sandwich or if I want to use it as a topping for pasta.
Anyone care to guess what I put in my sauce?
What the fuck man, your meat is raw.
>>24455129
Cum, turpentine and a printout of /ck/.