>mfw suicide is an option
>mfw my parent would know if I bought a helium and a mask
>mfw helicopter parents
I'd hire a hitman if they weren't so exspensive
Get a loan or fraudulently pay him
What's he going to do kill you kek
Excuses. If you wanted to do it you would have done it. There are so many rather painless and fast options it's not even funny.
>>24455580
This.
Million people kill themselves a year and you're the only one who wants to do with helium?
>>24455550
almost quinted with a shit post
>>24455567
>Helicopter parents
they know all my financials. Also, the easiest way to get a hitman is bitcoin, which there arent loans for
>>24455645
Hitmen aren't real on the darknet. Literally ever single one is a scam, I can't believe people are stupid enough to believe that shit.
>>24455695
Well, I cant really make a backpage ad or put it in the paper
How about if u bought nitrogen gas?
https://youtu.be/tY5ysgqMMPE
>>24455736
why does it matter if its undetectable?Who gives a fuck when Im dead
>>24455918
A little mysticism wouldn't hurt anybody. Don't forget to make a diary with last entry like "I'm waiting for a ray to work" to become a platinum /x/ thread.
Fucking faggot why dont you go out with a bang and do something epic in your moments of eternal glory
