>tfw 4chan turned you gay
Trap threads literally make up half of the treads on this board anymore. They just need to rename /r9k/ to /trans/ already since they won't stop spamming.
I want a feminine bf so bad..,
>>24570454
Big girl with a painted face
Take that away, what are you?
Ask a 25 year old with ED anything.
>>24570255
Give Ed back, please ;_;. Ill pay the ransom just give him back to us, i beg you
>>24570296
I demand 1000 tendies.
What do you think caused it? Drugs? Porn? Peyrone's?
Misaki Friday thread. Talk about how shit your week was while looking at soul soothing pictures of Misaki.
Personally I slept through tuesday and wednesday, only getting up for classes and food.
Lost my part time job as a result but I don't really care. I just want it to end.
Shubara ni youkoso
>For just a second, she raised her parasol and looked directly into my face. She was smiling brightly. It was an adorable, mocking smile. And I wanted to die.
Save me Misaki.
What's happens when we die?
>>24570064
Family gets sad.
>>24570064
we explore the unknown
>perhaps have some tea and biscuits with C'thulhu
>row a bit on a boat with Mistress Luck and Grim Reaper
>sing along with banshees
>contemplate with philosophers and hang out with folk in limbo
>run around naked with based satan and poke people around with tridents
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>>24570064
hopefully nothing. I just want this ride to end. hell for me will be to be reborn again as an ugly manlet with low iq and narcissistic parents.
The girl on the left wants to get together. Rate her robots. I can't pin down what I think about her physically beyond having some nice legs.
>>24569964
Long legs long face
>>24570036
Same thoughts. I want to rate at least a 6....
>>24569964
She looks a lot like one of my teachers from high school. She was a whore that got fired because she didn't actually have a teaching license.
Where do you work?
pic related.
>>24569244
Are you one of the qt cashiers?
Have you ever gotten mad at sandwich?
>>24569244
Who /floridabot/ here?
Apparently publix is only a thing down here.
>>24569515
Nah. Publix is in more states than Florida.
screw this, i'm almost 30 and i'v spent all my life watching Chads slaying pussy without putting any effort while i jerk off to porn.
i'v decided to go for surgery, after some research and few hours of photoshop, i'v found out that i needed at least a double jaw surgery and an otoplasty. maybe an optional nose job but thats unlikely, depends on the result of the jaw surgery.
i'm not particularly ugly, i'v been told i was a 6-8/10.
but as you may already know, an average dude is pretty much invisible to women when a Chad is around....
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Your mistake is assuming they put in no effort. They spend most of their time working out, grooming and working on social skills. You've spent most of your life in front of a computer screen and it shows.
>>24568901
I've never worked out a day in my life, my hygiene could be considered above average and my social skills are pretty autistic. It's just with the social skills, the better you look, the more leeway you get with people.
>>24568901
This is probably true to be completely honest in my opinion.
Look at this. The expression of a typical inane disgusting whore tranny. Look at that disgustingly hungry4cum look on her face. She is fucking hungry for that black cock. He doesn't even do this to cuuck her fans, he simply doesn't care.
A fucking deviant little rat isn't she?? It just makes me laugh.
is this your fetish?
>>24568298
Pretty much just needs to be shot.
Put it out of its misery.
It would be like if a dog kept trying to bite its dick off.
>The humane thing is to put it down
any news on pedro antonio?
PROPANE TANK EXPLODED
3 COPS SHOT
5 PLUS CIVILIANS SHOT
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.denverpost.com%2Fnews%2Fci_29172660%2Fcolorado-springs-firefighters-respond-active-shooter-at-planned
Eggy, you madman! When will the bloodshed end??
>>24567871
>roastie gets pregnant
>goes to abortion clinic so she can party some more without dealing with a child
>robot shoots up clinic
truly a mad man
no one here really thought he would go through with it, did they?
who /fastmetabolism/ here?
>tfw just finished my baker's dozen of donuts that I eat every morning
>tfw gonna order 2 large peperoni pizas for dinner like I always do
>tfw still skelly mode but /fit/ faggots tell me I "must be eating less calories than I think"
this must be what Jesus felt when he turned water into wine
>>24567448
>must be eating less calories than I think
You probably are. There is no such thing as a "fast" metabolism
>>24567473
I'm not.
I eat 12 donuts every day just for breakfast.
I drink at least 10 beers every day.
I eat at least one large pizza every day
you fucking jelly bro?
>>24567448
lmao this kid then might be already pooping half of those donuts then
Are you intimidated by women:
-older than you?
-taller than you?
-who have different political views?
-who are sexually active?
-who are strong and assertive?
-who are more intelligent/educated than you?
-who make more money than you?
-who aren't Asian?
>older than you?
No, but usually less turned on
>taller than you?
Yes, I expect they don't want me as much as smaller chicks. Maybe because they are insecure about their height themselves
>who have different political views?
That's mostly just annoying, but I don't care if it's just about fucking
>who are sexually active?
Depends, if I have the feel I get an STD or if I feel she sucked another mans dick previously, that's...
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>>24567131
>-older than you?
>-taller than you?
>-who are strong and assertive?
>-who are more intelligent/educated than you?
>-who make more money than you?
All of these are good things IMO, I'd love a woman like that. The differing political views isnt "intimidating" its just not attractive.
>>24567131
Are you intimidated by women:
-older than you?
No. Fetish.
-taller than you?
Hell no. Fetish.
-who have different political views?
No.
-who are sexually active?
No. I won't date them if this is the case though. Fucking them is a different story.
-who are strong and assertive?
No, because this usually means that they're very submissive in the sack.
-who are more intelligent/educated than you?
No. We usually have interesting conversations this way and...
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Who /aspie/ here?
>tfw mother tells me to be more human
>>24567035
So she doesn't tell you to beeeeee urself xD?
>>24567386
Nope, she's starting to realize that myself is incompatible with society so now she wants me to fake it.
Kalindra-chan has a new tumblr.
http://kalindrablows.tumblr.com/
>not like the other girls
What a cute girl.
>>24566902
The best type of girl.
Too bad she doesn't have a 8 inch monstercock though.
>Watch anime all day yesterday and this morning
>It wasn't even particularly great
>Been in a good mood for once
Is anime the only thing that makes anyone else happy?
>>24566633
i was really in to anime like 5 years ago. any newish animes i should check out? and is free?
>>24566717
You're supposed to pirate all of your anime, anon.
>>24566633
Animes and video games. Being lonely is pain sometimes though.
>tfw parents keep asking you when you'll get a boyfriend
>tfw female cousins all have boyfriends or are married
>tfw grandma offers to give you advice on how to get a nice guy
Meaning you're a virgin? Or just loose?
> tfw probably going to have gained 10 lbs by the time I get back home from mothers'
> another year with no bf
>>24566111
Lose weight and lose the fedora