Kalindra-chan has a new tumblr.
http://kalindrablows.tumblr.com/
>not like the other girls
What a cute girl.
>>24566902
The best type of girl.
Too bad she doesn't have a 8 inch monstercock though.
>>24566980
It's fine I have one of thosealmost.
>>24567018
a-actually mine is almost 8 inches long too
big penis high five
>>24567081
Let's suck each other off.
>>24566867
She literally seemed like a normal woman to me until I saw her dick. I'm genuinely curious if I could detect some red flags of mental illness in a casual conversation with her? Do you think you could tell in real life, wihtout knowing what's in her pants?
>>24567136
Voice and the penis are the only thing that would give her away.
>>24566867
And what exactly is going on with his nipples, they look like overblown plastic balloons.
>>24567136
That's exactly what I thought. I was like, "Oh shit--FUCK!"
I'm tired of this game of trapper/keeper.
>>24567155
That and the fact that she always wears breast forms instead of actually having boobs
>>24567172
Traps are weird creatures
>>24567188
Those are actual breasts. It's very easy to grow them with stimulation + hormones.
>>24567184
You've been on 4chan for too long being exposed to traps if you didn't at least sense something being off with OP's pic.
>>24567244
Then why do the nipples look so plasticky and like a cheap balloon.
>>24567286
They don't? That's how the nipples end up looking like when the breasts are grown using a natural breast stimulation technique + hormones. They are young and perky.
If only her dick was twice as big she'd be perfect.
No homo.
>>24567351
looks pretty big already
>>24567564
>vlcsnap
There's a video of her?
>>24567564
That's not big? It's 5 inches max looking at that picture
>>24566867
isn't Kalindra post-op now though? If she doesn't have her dick that shit's too gay for me man
>>24567581
probably
>>24567589
foreshortened..
>>24567564
Doesn't look small, but around average. Also angles.
>>24567620
I want to kiss that bp.
>>24567620
If you don't post a cumshot I'll just assume he can't.
great body on this one
>>24567622
What? I have a bigger frame than she does and it's 5 or so inches to my bellybutton from my crotch. Her penis is 4-5 inches at maximum
>>24567673
Pretty sure there wasn't one
So is this like the first robot pornstar?
shes not a pornstar and not a robot. she just posts pictures of herself because she likes knowing people are masturbating to her.
>>24567995
haaa, she's skinnyfat as fuck
You can see she is sucking her stomach in because her ribcage is enlarged and her lower back is all fat.
>>24568059
so what
id hit it
>>24568169
thisblockx
>>24568169
deception pisses people off
>>24567244
So, if you could easily grow beasts with hormones and stimulation why do women still get implants? Couldnt that be effective for them too?
>>24568239
It takes a long time. Google NBE(Natural breast expansion), it completely depends on your genes and hormone levels on how your body responds to it. It takes years for significant progress.
Also it's a new thing, people have not been doing it for long.
not gay but i'd fuck her.
>>24566867
You can tell if it's a tranny because they're either
1. high class escort level perfection; which means they must have had some kind of corrective surgery, something a normal girl wouldn't have had
2. man-chinned
skinnyfat? nah
>mfw this is only the second time her tumblr has been posted on 4chan
>mfw Kalindra-qt is shilling her tumblr and lurking RIGHT NOW
what does your voice sound like, Kalindra?
i just want her to do porn
>>24568524
Dat fucking ass.
Would destroy / 10.
She lives in my country, but sadly on the opposite side of it.
>>24568693
Small, flat and looks like a boys?
>>24568693
What country is that, where does she live anon?
>>24568709
>Roastie butthurt that even men can look more feminine.
I can taste the sea salt in this particular soup.
>>24568783
But I'm not a girl...
>>24568760
Canada.
You can also tell she is pretty wealthy based on her picture locations, her house is very polished and large. Even better.
>>24568808
Ok. Well that's fine.
But you obviously don't know what a flat-ass looks like.
glasses kill me
>>24568821
That's a flat ass if I have ever seen one
Fuck Kalindra chan.
I saw her on craigslist. I sent her a body pic and she wanted to bang and then I sent her a face pic and she never replied.
I got so angry, I couldn't fap for days.
>>24568876
so flat
>>24568902
Im sure it was her bro
>>24568902
Do you have the posting saved? I am curious if that is actually legit... I didn't suspect that she was a whore like that.
You know, irl.
>>24568912
Uh? Are you blind?
That's flat as fuck. Her outer glutes are nonexistant, basically the same as a man has.
I can understand small dicked manlets but why would tall well hung guys want to be girls, how could they possibly not enjoy what the twisted allmighty gave them?
>>24568942
I don't have it saved. But if you look at her twitter, her posting style belies a very specific style of writing. The way she types makes it seems like she's in a hurry/barely literate.
The ad had the exact same typing style as the twitter.
I'd be very happy if it wasn't actually her
Do you know how much it hurts to be rejected by your favorite fap material
It really, really hurts. It's a special kind of anger. You legit can't fap for a while
>>24568690
Dude probably makes enough betabux just teasing with photos to live a comfortable NEET life.
>>24568952
Because being a good looking girl gets you far more attention than being the best looking guy.
>>24569004
the twitter and facebook shit is all fake
http://kalindrablows.tumblr.com/post/126872154355/just-to-make-this-official-any-other-profile-you
>her
>she
Jesus christ this reddit.
>>24569013
pretty sure she has a job/career
>>24569043
>http://kalindrablows.tumblr.com/post/126872154355/just-to-make-this-official-any-other-profile-you
>capital letters
>punctuation
My God
It wasn't her after all
>>24566867
she's so cute senpai
>>24568952
if you could look this good wouldnt you do it?
>>24569134
Pushing her butt out, spine so curved that if it was normally like that she'd have a serious medical condition.
She's flat as fuck.
>>24569093
>>24569122
>>24569183
>she
Trapfags should kill themselves
>>24569053
>>24569223
sounds like rrrrroasty gettin toasty
>>24569376
>implying you need to be a roastie to see that traps aren't women no matter how hard they try and all are just whores who leech off of betabux
de_best2
>>24569443
i always thought i am straight but not anymore
shes hotter than any girl ive known
>>24569443
fuck
time to fap
>>24569536
I saw a presentation on this, you're likely not gay, the combination of "girl" + penis tricks your mind.
>>24569568
yeah i have seen Ogi Ogas presentations too but idk man, i would totally suck that dick too
>>24569394
>leech
they're incredible women and god tier housewives, i've known more that didn't work from not being hired for being a "man in a dress" according to insecure faggots like you than i have lazy leeches
they usually want to work a ton to pay for surgeries. does she even have like a patreon or gofundme on her page? u realize how easy it would be for her to rake in dosh just holding her hand out if she were like that?
>>24569537
this is literally true desu senpai.
>>24569443
why is my dick getting hard
im not gay...
>>24569376
>Implying she wouldn't take 5 dicks a day if she had a vagina
Is qt Kalindra the hottest trap ever?
I think she might just be.
>>24569681
lol? sleeping around is even easier if you're a dickgirl, both practically and socially. kalindra has a bf she's loyal to last i talked to her anyway like a year ago, think they have some rare coop lewdness from /b/ out there
i wonder how many people i thought were girls IRL actually had dicks
>>24569857
there's bound to have been a few.which is a totally hot notion to contemplate if you ask me.
>>24569765
how were you talking to her?
What does she do exactly? Is she a porn star or does she just take pictures sometimes?
>>24569753
until you realize shes taller than the door and in real life would be about 6'6 in heels with broad shoulders and wouldn't be remotely passable
tall can be hot. just means longer legs
>>24570895
i want to lick her long legs.
>>24568844
that hand is veiny as shit.
>>24571314
Veni creator spiritus
>>24567323
those are some gross nips m8
>>24568844
that's how you can tell she's a man: terrible fashion sense.
>tfw this mentally I'll faggot has a larger penis than you
>>24570772
>taller than the door
muh dik
>6'6 in heels with broad shoulders
M U H D I K
This is my fucking fetish. I'm rock hard just thinking about it.
>>24572816
that's very gay, bro.
>>24573127
So? What's your point?
robotisafagbloks
>>24572816
this tbhonest
>>24566867
>I've never seen this person before, they're probably a trap
>>24566899
average day on 4chan.jpg
>>24569053
>wanting r9k to be your own personal hugbox
>calling others Reddit
What is the appeal of a transgender woman? Is it just that they look feminine but have a penis?
>>24573494
It's just a fetish, like any other fetish, there's really no explanation for it. It's just what turns people on.
>>24568912
i want to eat her ass
she as whore now.
>>24572423
>tfw trannies get more pus than you
>tfw you knew a guy so far in the closet he was sitting outside of it and he STILL had a girlfriend
life is strange
>>24573494
Tranny chasers are men who have a fantasy of a big strong woman fucking them with a big dick. That is about 80% of men who want trannies.
The other 20% are just open minded straight men who like girls and will fuck an attractive transwoman becauase if she looks like a girl and sounds like one, she probably is one. I am in this second category.
>>24573685
>Everyone's a faggot except for me
>You
>>24573736
all men who like transwomen are straight. Gays like transmen instead.
What are some other good trap tumblrs?
>>24573788
It's 2015 man.
It cool if you like benis.
>>24573929
i only like ladycock.
>>24566980
Eh it's cuter if it's small, at least in my opinion.
>>24573494
i like traps because i want to be one.
>>24568949
Lots of girls with "big asses" are like that. It's all angles way too much of the time.
Speaking of traps, anyone have videos of warmfreshpaint or her friends cumming? Last time I asked on /gif/ they said none of them even got hard 99% of the time let alone cum at all, but I managed to track a single video with no audio of one of them masturbating to a small cumshot. I don't really give a shit about the size of the load, I just want more. Can any of you help a horny anon out?
>>24570772
>>24572816
She isn't taller than the average door.
>>24575923
Same goes for partialasian. There's only the two vids as far as I know, and one is silent and the other has shit quality.
I hope you all know those are Photoshopped breast forms
>>24567244
No, I know you can grow boobs, but #1 growing ones that big is extremely rare, and #2 you can obviously see them in photos that arent edited
Shes very attractive, but the main difference between her and other traps is that she puts the time and effort into editing her shit
>>24567244
>Those are actual breasts
>>24566867
Different skin color on chest, plasticy nipples
>>24566899
You can see the line underneath where the boob connects with the body
They come with a material that you can use to blend it so it looks like it connects with your body but it slips up in a couple of photos
>>24567648
How can you deny this one??
>>24567679
Not even going to bother commenting on this one
>>24568690
Same with this
>>24576176
Obvious in this
Not saying that traps cant grow gr8 boobs or get a good boobjob, but she obviously uses breast forms, not to take away from her general appeal, but dont delude yourself into thinking that boobs actually look like that anon
>>24566867
>http://kalindrablows.tumblr.com/
Oh shit I am in love.
bumping this right naow
