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>tfw parents keep asking you when you'll get a boyfriend
>tfw female cousins all have boyfriends or are married
>tfw grandma offers to give you advice on how to get a nice guy
Meaning you're a virgin? Or just loose?
> tfw probably going to have gained 10 lbs by the time I get back home from mothers'
> another year with no bf
>>24566111
Lose weight and lose the fedora
Trips fembot isnt a bad fembot, keep living op. Everyone has someone, it just takes a while,if you're asking for advice we can give it?
>>24566159
Ahahahahahahahaha fat bitch
>>24566111
Quit chasing Chads then
>>24566111
I think seeing everyone else be engaged when I'm the second oldest is the worst part.
>tfw no one loves me enough to engage to spend the rest of their life with me
>>24566111
you should stop being a fag and look for a girlfriend
Questions to ask self:
Do I really know what men want or just to the level neckbeards know what women want on a japanese circlejerk board?
Do I drown in my self pity like them preventing any meaningful improvement in my situation?
Do I do everything I can to improve myself to achieve my goal?
Do I put in the effort to actually go through with it?
Do I take the neccessary risks to be rewarded for it?
>you'll understand when you have kids somebody anon
Anons, how would you want a girl to ask you out?
>>24566111
be true to yourself, you want Chad not "a boyfriend"
>tfw don't know how to politely say I'm not interested because I love my bf more than anything
>>24566206
>>tfw no Chad loves me enough to engage to spend the rest of their life with me
Fixed
>>24566368
Stfu nigger. I have a boyfriend. He just hasn't asked me to marry him yet...
>>24566394
You aren't a robot then. Fucking leave you whore
>>24566315
Id like her to say something like, "Ill be your new mummy and buy you all the tendies you'd ever want"
>>24566394
>implying he's going to marry a roastie
GGEEEEETTT OOOOOOUTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24566315
In some way that made it feel special for me. That's pretty dependent on the girl, but generally I would like to be asked out while we're hanging out 1 on 1 and having a good time being around one another. This is of course assuming that we're friends before hand.
>>24566405
>implying women can even be robots
You're the idiot here, m8
>>24566315
"I think you're really cute and sweet, would you like to go out sometime?"
>>24566111
>tfw grandma offers to give you advice on how to get a nice guy
"Ugh! Grandma, don't you understand? I want Chad!"
>>24566419
>implying I'm not an innie
Lol good one. I have an innie, large breasts, not fat, and a good face.
Personality is fucked because of the boards I frequent and I'm cynical but I'm the perfect waifu, senpai.
>>24566470
>not fat
You're a fucking landwhale in denial. Hence why you're against posting your midriff right now.
>>24566508
:)
I didn't know the date so I wrote the 26th
>>24566470
post a picture and prove it. that's literally the only way anyone will believe you
>>24566470
>innie, large breasts, not fat, and a good face.
lie to /r9k/... your life must be really sad
>>24566581
Damn I'm good at this reverse psychology thing.
You're not exactly thin, but at least you aren't obese. Nothing worse than a self-important fat chick.
>>24566470
Then why are you whining.
Subtle hinting at a ring to boyfriend and you will get it.
>>24566581
Wow this lvl attention whoring... Jesus. Female telling you this. Inb4 jelaous. What are you hoping to accomplish? Killyourself desu. No wonder he does not want to marry you.
>>24566581
okay, now your face. you said you have a good face.
>>24566470
>personality fucked because of boards
You realize this is the internet sweetie not people's actuals persona ? Women have an inability to separate what they are online to real life
>>24566620
Found the self-important fat chick.
>>24566581
Fucking lazy piece of shit, you nauseate me. You are still dressed like if it was 3am or some shit.
>>24566394
Why are you lying then?
In OP you wrote that you don't have one.
>>24566111
Are you that outsider from Vault 111?
>>24566470
>I'm cynical but I'm the perfect waifu
That means you aren't the perfect waifu
>>24566642
So am I. I wore a tie yesterday so don't judge me.
>>24566641
Aha, think what you want. You are always on how all women are whores and you worship them. You deserve this board roastie filled you two faced scum.
>>24566581
your hips are for babies but you're hispanic or asian.
not sure if i'd smash.
>>24566412
Hmmm.
>>24566424
What if you're acquaintances?
>>24566441
Hey, that's pretty concise. Thanks m8
>>24566620
>>24566581
Shut up, im a girl and my initial reaction wasnt lk that. you're obviously a jealous fat whore. Original girl poster, do not post your face I repeat do not post your face, refrain from even posting the rest of your body these boys are savage
>>24566665
I only started posting here after the robot was turned back on. Not all women are whores, but all whores are women.
>>24566581
>implying that you are not fat
>>24566716
Aha you think you are wise. Killyourself too desu with this op.
>tfw no one wants to play Minecraft with me
>tfw no one wants to join my faction
>>24566686
>what if you're aquaintances?
That depends on the guy. If he's a more normal, extroverted fellow, I'd go with the concise answer the other anon suggested. Just be straightforward. On the other hand if he's more shy and introverted, ask him to hang out casually, and if that goes well ask him out while the two of you are together.
>>24566111
it's way worse for beta males, you have no idea.
>>24566581
You're fat lmao
>>24566161
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>>24566642
I always wonder why you lot don't have anything better to do than posting the exact same flames at complete strangers all day, just because they have a vagina.
I both pity you for reasons obvious, and envy you that you're contently living life while spending all the time you have on such braindead, simple and worthless activities.
>>24566581
>>>/soc/
Don't give her the (You)
>>24566783
I am not even included in these posts. But answer is: to make a stupid bitch show everything like a whore she is.
>>24566783
It's insanity technically, doing the same thing over and over expecting different results. Really we just want you to fuck off because you're FUCKING ANNOOOOOYING
>>24566783
at least we are here for free you pay for that trip faggot
I told her not to give her the (You) you dumb virgins/whores.
>>24566783
>tripfag
>believing he's some kind of moral compass or some shit
Fuck off and die. It's way more pathetic to reply to so many comments trying to teach us some moral or parable, like you were the magic kike on the stick.
>>24566851
Kek from my perspective
>>24566783
I always wonder why you, tripfag, dont have anything better to do than white knighting for complete strangers all day, just because they have a vagina.
>>24566750
If its the /int/ server im still looking for a faction.
>>24566763
For lack of a better word, he's a bit of an autist but not necessarily shy. Just sort of awkward. I've got an idea of how to go about this now, so thank you!
>>24566614
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>>24566777
All's these replies. thanks all ;) couldn't have done it without you
Lol, love getting a rise outta you keks
And to that femanon, I dont post shit but today I felt like annoying some bots. Thanks for looking out, f. A. M.
>>24566913
No problem. Best of luck, anon!
>>24566810
It's a worthless endeavor, since practically every other male on this board holds the same opinion already (that all women are whores).
Why waste your time? Why don't you just post in different threads and enjoy your time (?) instead of being angry and virginal in fembot threads?
>>24566827
You should get mental help, then.
>>24566833
>pay for that trip
Huh?
>>24566882
Well, my moral compass (I rather just call it maturity, though) is definitely more advanced than 99% of other males on this board. You should consider me an example to life by, it'd definitely turn you into a more respectable human being, even if it might be slightly so.
>>24566897
I don't whiteknight. I conversate, but it's always in the same fashion due to the inability of robots to ever talk about something else besides how much they hate women.
>>24566809
>>24566851
>she
If you don't give her any (You)s she'll go away by herself.
What's goin' on in dis thread?
>>24566940
>You should consider me an example to life by, it'd definitely turn you into a more respectable human being, even if it might be slightly so.
>tripfag
topjej
>>24566635
Here's my face people, so I don't need to take any shit from you anymore.
>>24566972
You seriously think /r9k/ will learn this lesson, ever?
>>24566111
>tfw you invite a guy over hoping to lose your v-card but he just plays with your cat all night
>>24567067
Hey, I'd spend all night playing with your pussy too ;^)Cats are cute, can you blame him?
>>24567050
>4chan filename
lol
>>24567050
timestamp or it's just a pic from your fap folder
>>24567050
>>24567109
>>24567123
Not me. Don't be a faggot... stealing my yous
>>24567050
>1448252032640.jpg
Sure thing, roastie.
>>24567143
>Trying this hard to save face
>want to do something romantic for boyfriend since he's been working long hours all week
>set up candles and rose petals that lead from front door to bedroom
>dress up in sexy lingerie
>hear boyfriend open front door
>wait in bedroom
>minutes later he's still not in bedroom
>check up on what he's doing
>he's blowing out all of the candles and picking up the rose petals
>ask him why he didn't just follow the trail
>he said the unattended candles are a fire hazard and he doesn't like the floor being messy
>>24566940
yeah that's fine and everything, but everyone who's posting anonymously knows you're just desperate for attention and validation
>>24567423
safety first anon. he is a keeper
>>24567423
Eh I don't know what to say about that, I mean on one hand it's kind of sad that your effort and plans backfired but also he kind of has somewhat of a point.
Everyone has their own idea of what they consider romantic, I'm not sure how long you've been with him but maybe he doesn't find a lot to be romantic. You might just have to ask him, I'm pretty sure having sex with him is more than enough, it doesn't take a lot for some people.
It's a tough situation to call since I understand what you were trying to do but at the same time he just didn't seem to care.
>>24566111
>tfw some gay people always copy threads and inverse the topic
>borrowing boyfriend's computer
>see a message pop up on his Steam
>his ex wants to play a game with him
>>24566111
>hear man walking behind me
>please rape me please rape me please rape me
>>24566783
I'm just on my down time in between my classes and working on my nanofluid research for artificial skin cultures, here at UCB. I like to shitpost and trigger losers and inferiors, like you and that fatty.
>>24566111
>tfw grandma offers to give you advice on how to get a nice guy
grandmas do that?
>>24567955
How to trigger Tumblr.
Why can't giving blowjobs be as kawaii as in hentai?
When I gave my first blowjob, I expected him him to flinch in pleasure from just one lick.
>>24567992
Was he cut?
>>24567832
Send that bitch a message telling her to fuck off
>>24566111
>tfw want bf
>tfw hate men
>tfw failed converting myself to a lesbian
>>24567992
tfw my first blowjob left my legs shaking and I had to sit down because of too much pleasure
>>24568000
Yeah. Does that matter?
Do uncut guys act like guys in hentai when receiving a blowjob?
>>24568060
Yeah, I was expecting this kind of reaction. him gasping in embarrassment because of how feel it feels.
>>24568094
Yeah but I'm uncut and it only gives that feel if you lick one area
>>24568032
What if I'm like a girl just with a penis? I like make-up and frilly clothes and I like women too.
>>24568094
Yes, especially if they haven't masturbated a lot.
Foreskin contains a lot of nerves and protects the sensitivity of the tip.
>>24566470
>"Personality is fucked because of the boards I frequent"
>letting 4chan to shape your personality
>>24567955
I actually think it's pretty fucking hot when girls have a rape fetish, if I ever get a girlfriend I'd want to do rape scenarios with her if she'd allow it.
It's more like roleplaying if anything but it'd be hot if she could make it convincing.
>don't be a pedo
>don't be black
are my standards still too high?
>>24566470
>I'm the perfect waifu
So I guess you don't talk and you're a 2d draw created by a male in order to fulfill his fantasies
one of the most offensive things a 'fan' has said to me at a convention was "wow, your boobs are big". When I cosplay, I never do sexy and I never do glamorous shots that show off my curves. People don't realize I'm a D cup. My pictures make me look like a B cup.
Anyone else here cosplay? or are somewhat cosplay famous? have any stories?
>>24568205
I'm not a pedo, but I'm black. Can we still work something out?
>>24568205
will you be my girlfriend then?
>25
>never dated
>mother is trying to set me up with her friends' sons
>grandmother keeps trying to set me up with a man who volunteers at her church and is about ten years older than me
>sister keeps trying to hook me up with her husband's friends
This is why I dread Christmas. I'm expected to show up in the morning and not leave until after dinner, all the while everyone is trying to hook me up with someone and I just want to be at home.
>you'll understand when you're an old fart and senile an cant remember what that red bottle with tomatoes in it is called.
fucking argument from authority.
If I wasn't so cool headed and never lose my temper I'd slap old people.
>>24568278
are you being serious? i'm a legit 2/10. i've never posted anything like this before but it gets so lonely. this is my e-mail: [email protected]
i don't care if you're so obese you can barely walk.
>>24568373
I know that feel.
People can't force romance. I'm 23 and still single. friends try to set me up with guys. Parents keeping nagging me about getting a real job and giving them grandchildren. Every blinddate I ever had always went bad. I can't just make friends with random people. I'm not good with interacting with people when there's no activity involved. I like cosplay and sewing. If I can work on something with someone, I find it easier to socialize with them. If I'm just eating out with someone, I get really anxious. I hate Christmas and Thanksgiving because of having to interact with family that expect me to be this great sociable person with a boyfriend and kids on the way.
>tfw waiting for mystery to show up
>tfw no mystery older sister
>>24568495
I just have no interest in dating or marriage. I work and everything, I just like to be alone.
>If I'm just eating out with someone, I get really anxious
I know what you mean there. I feel weird eating in front of anyone so at Christmas I basically eat the bare minimum.
>>24568131
>implying that the things you experience or spend time with/on don't affect you
Nice kek
>>24568556
>Thanksgiving dinner
>get a small portion of everything
>eat as fast and neat as possible so you can excuse yourself from table faster
>hide in room until everyone leaves
>>24568495
>I'm not good with interacting with people when there's no activity involved.
This tbqh. I don't know how other people manage to do it. It just seems so forced.
>>24568642
because they lead interesting lives which leaves them with many stories to tell :)
>>24568624
I take a small portion but eat slowly. I want to avoid being the first to finish, that makes it too obvious that I don't want to be there. At least while we're actually eating, nobody's trying to find me a husband I don't want.
I'll give my virginity away for free if any girl 3/10 or up wants to take it. I'm a decent looking guy, clean, and own a house. In fact you can stay here for a few months if you need a vacation. Will send pics, voice, video etc.
I get depressed but other than that I'm emotionally stable and rarely ever lose my temper.
I'll save you from your boring life.
Actually sex isn't even required I'm just so lonely I'm gonna fall apart.
>>24568554
I miss mystery's biggest fan.
>>24568278
you were joking, weren't you?
>>24566111
>>tfw grandma offers to give you advice on how to get a nice guy
Why? Is it because they're easier to get because of their low status?
>start living with a friend
>within a month he tells me he bought a box of condoms in case I want to have sex
>tell him "Thanks, I'll be sure to inform my future boyfriend"
I'm sorry for you, i'm not a fembot but I know how hard it feels.
Actualy you are lucky to be a girl. Nobody ever asked me out or whatever.
You just have to be you, to have hobbies and stuff, and don't speak to peoples who are not like you, it's just free suffering sessions.
> tfw fucked up teeth
> can't afford braces
>mom found condoms in my room
>she throws a hissy fit over me having sex
>she says I'm too young
I'm 19 years old.
>>24568715
why do you miss him?
>>24568831
>too poor for braces
>household income too high to apply for insurance
you can try some dental college places that give discounts or free dental care. These places need volunteers for students to practice on. You're going to have to pay in cash though.
>>24568846
She's jealous. Give her the D.
Serious question: by what age do you plan on getting married?
>>24568765
Sassy as fuck. I love it.
>>24568756
sent desu
mootblox
>>24568888
Serious answer: I don't give a fuck beacaus it's not important
I mean, you can leave with someone and never get married, actualy, the only bad thing is if your family is stupid/religious and want a marriage over anything.
>>24568765
>go over to hang out and play Tekken with a guy from work
>like Tekken and he seems okay
>an hour in he gets uncomfortably close to me and starts rubbing my thigh
If you just want to fuck me at least tell me that's what I'm getting into beforehand christ
>>24568888
That hitler quad btw
>>24568978
>like Tekken and he seems okay
lmao
>>24569000
I really do like Tekken. I played the first three a lot as a kid. Hwoarang was my first crush.
>>24566581
>save image of girl to phone
>upload it to snap chat
>take screenshot of snap chat
>"timestamp it" with snap chat text
>haha im a girl guys
ya'll not this dumb, right
>>24566111
If you're so good then why don't you have a boyfriend already?nice trips
>>24568598
Daily reminder there's a difference between experiencing things aseptically, being passively affected by them or choosing to embed them in your reasoning after analyizing them, if you lean in the second category sorry but you have a weak personality.
>>24569059
You really didn't expect anything besides a game of Tekken? Tekken is cool btw. I remember being really bad at it.
>>24569086
>implying snapchat let's you upload pictures
>>24568554
Are you a grlil?
>>24569179
>Daily reminder
>It isn't daily
fucking memespeak
>>24566315
Any way. If you're not ugly/fat, my fantasies have already been fufilled.
>>24569233
I expected Tekken, and maybe splitting the cost of a pizza and watching some movies. I did not expect him to try to fuck me while we were playing Tekken.
>>24569281
would you have fucked him if he was upfront about it?
>>24569264
yes, mystery seems so interesting and i think girls should try to be more confident like her.
>>24569296
Probably not. I posted >>24568373 and I'm just really not interested in sex or romance. I don't like being around people for any real length of time, and I can masturbate just fine.
>>24569266
>uses greentext even when it's unnecessary
fucking memespeak
>>24569263
you dont know much about phones
>>24569300
how is she confident
>>24569281
Fair enough. Can't say I'm any better at reading people.
>>24569320
iktf
More distant relatives keep asking shit like this at every occasion.
>>24567955
>still not asking for it
unoriginal comment
>tfw mystery has yet to show up
>tfw worried sick
I just want her to be okay.
I want to hold her and take care of her.
I love her so much.
>>24566111
>tfw male and have same issue
>tfw don't want a gf
>tfw people always ask why I don't bring girls around
It gets very annoying, even if I wanted and got a gf I'd never bring them around my family, they're all sperglords.
>mfw can't stand facades
>mfw robots dont think acting simply as warm bodies for each other isnt soul crushing
end me
>>24569353
It's very annoying. I like living alone and I'm not especially scared of dying alone.
>>24567832
>ex
>play games
Was he dating one of those fagbois? I have never known about a woman that actually plays on PC
blox
>>24568495
so, the best way to get involved with someone is to invite them to play Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festiva (Available now on Amazon and on the Nintend eShop)?
>>24568943
>mootblox
You have to stop doing that. It's not better than being a tripfag
>all women on in my family married for money
>"why haven't you found a nice guy yet?" :)
>tfw cute asian bf never
>cute weeb bf never
>>24569702
>because i want a chad, duh family
>be a stupid egg
>orbit a swede who thinks you're ugly and spends most of his time making fun of you
why live
>tfw no yandere bf
bloxbloxxx
mananon here
accepting gf applications
>>24569833
So how big is your cock?
>>24569783
>tfw can't stop orbiting even though he dislikes me
>>24569749
I'm a weeb and I want to be your bf
>>24569849
like 6.5
>>24569874
Got any pics? I need to get off and I forget where I put my webms of guys ejaculating.
>>24569320
Maybe he was attempting a class change to boyfriend,not everyone is a bro who shoots keg gears on the weekend
Daily reminder, women don't have to do anything in order to get a bf.
pls respond to my thread. Cheers
>>24569912
>>24569961
What's the original? Looks like an edit.
>>24569816
yandere men are just abusibe husbands that will break your jaw and then give you a flower
and stop tha blox
>>24569916
no..
i'm looking for a qt gf not a whore
>>24566315
Literally any way. As long as it's clear she means it as a date, and she's even relatively cute, a guy will say yes.Although don't try it on me. I don't even acknowledge girls below a 6, fuck below a 7, and date below an 8
>when will you have kids anon
>>24569943
Usually you ask someone out before trying to get in their pants if you want to date.
>>24569992
I'm not a whore, I just like to look at pictures of penises. I found my webms anyway.
>>24570039
>tfw no gf to watch me masturbate
>>24570020
Maybe he thought hanging out was the date. You women don't understand the struggles of a man in 2015.
>>24570061
He didn't communicate it very well if he did, because I thought we were just playing Tekken.
>>24569854
they're all chads who prey on grils with insecurity issues
>>24570055
Is that something guys are really into? I'd think if you have someone close enough to be watching you jerk off, you'd want them to touch, too.
>>24570102
some guys are, yeah. I wouldn't mind putting on a show for my hypothetical gf if she was clearly enjoying it.
>>24568978
Why are girls such dumbasses? No dude wants to just be your friend the only reason we would ever hang out with you are keep in contact beyond making small talk is to try and fuck. Especially if he invites you over to his house.
>>24570130
I guess. I think I'd only really be into it if there was too much distance for outright touching to be viable.
>>24570039
>>24570102
>>24570158
p-post more dear femanon
>three posts in men are shitposting
Why do you guys even do it? I'm a man and I don't get the male culture of just ruining everything you see
>>24570188
Okay. I'm just picking at random. Got them from /gif/ a while back.
>>24570078
Women are incredibly boring creatures. There's almost no chance any male wants to hang out with you except sexual or romantic relations.
>>24570196
This whole thread is men, baby
>>24570196
Veni, vidi, vici
blox
REPORT "FEMBOT FEELS" IGNORE "FEMBOT FEELS" AND HIDE "FEMBOT FEELS".
>>24570196
> I'm a man
> the male culture
Just GTFO, seriously.
>>24570082
mystery why won't you like me?
i'm a swede and there's nothing more I want in life than to hold you and keep you safe
>>24570225
>>24570158
>>24570102
>>24570039
Do girls like watching this stuff?
>>24570280
she only likes chad you dumb fuck
>>24570302
I do. I've never been with a guy but I'm fascinated by cocks. Especially the way they get bigger and twitch and throb when they're cumming hard.
>>24570317
are you even a girl
>>24570336
>girl
Guy in real life, faggot.
>>24570317
>I've never been with a guy
Ok, lets take this serious. What is the reason for this? You don't go outside or?
Very few women are THAT ugly that they cant find someone.
>tfw underweight and clear skin
>excellent hygiene and dress well
>HURR JUST STAND AROUND ALONE, CHAD AND CUTE BETAS WILL APPROACH YOU AND ASK YOU TO BE THEIR GF
>tfw 26
>tfw stood around alone all my life
>tfw never asked out
>tfw not even the internet will let me complain because IM LYING
>JUST GO OUTSIDE AND WAIT FOR TEN MINUTES LOL
>>24570078
He wanted to hang out and play Tekken, but also to fuck. It's 2015, western society is highly sexualized, deal with it or find a religious lad to marry.
>>24570358
I will be your bf right now, just post Skype
>>24570317
Women hate dick pics. You're pretty obviously a dude having a chucklefuck. I'm guessing all femanon threads a males pretending for the lulz
>>24570302
no, just gay guys. Any woman that actually likes it is a fucking degenerate
>>24570078
Well men don't have the luxury of sit and wait like a fucking trapdoor spider.
>>24570336
If I was a guy I'd just look at my own penis.
>>24570357
I just never cared. I was really quiet and shy as a kid so I took to being by myself. By the time I was old enough to want to have sex, I just liked being alone. I still do. I'm sure I could get laid very easily if I actually went out, I'm just comfortable alone with my video games and my books and my video clips of men ejaculating.
>>24570383
No, we hate unsolicited dick pics. Know the difference, it could save your life. If we actually hated penises, humans wouldn't be very good at reproducing.
>>24570358
you're supposed to be outside on a bench on college, a bar or the gym, not outside a primary school
>>24570358
I'd ask you out.
Do you like coffee? We could get some and chat in a comfy cafe
>>24570280
my heart has been taken by another, anon ._.
>>24570420
Biologically I think this means that you want to get pregnant and have a baby.
How qt.
>>24570358
Go have a fucking coffee with a friend or someone from work, go out for a drink.
Or even post online about meeting people locally.
It's, seriously, not that hard for a woman, to get offers. To get offers that are up to your standard is the only challenging bit.
Oh man you faggots are active in this godless thread.
Continue the shit post bois.
>tfw start dieting successfully
>tfw what started off as healthy calorie counting turns into an obsession
>tfw now I have a full blown eating disorder
At least I won't be fat anymore soon.
>>24570464
what's he like?
>>24570358
Dating site/tinder? You'll get tons of replies if you are actually qt, I'm sure some will be decent guys. Or ask your friends/parents to set you up with a blind date.
>>24570465
Subconciously, maybe. Babies are loud and smelly and messy and annoying.
>>24570480
he's a chad who uses /r9k/ to prey on insecure little girls like myself
>>24570504
kek
>>24568888
I done know. Ideally around 20, after I find someone I want to spend my life with and date him for a year or two.
Though I don't think a marriage contract is that important
>>24570358
ask a cute boy out then.
>>24570518
do you have an e-mail address? i just want to listen to you vent forever
>>24570513
A lot of women find the idea of being impregnated really hot.
>>24570420
so this is what being a girl is like.
hmmmm....
>>24569961
But will he love and cherish her forever? ;_;
>>24570420
>I just never cared. I was really quiet and shy as a kid so I took to being by myself. By the time I was old enough to want to have sex, I just liked being alone. I still do. I'm sure I could get laid very easily if I actually went out, I'm just comfortable alone with my video games and my books and my video clips of men ejaculating.
Sounds like how I used to be except the dicks.
If I lived in the US, I'd take you on a date hun.
>>24570464
How do you move on so quickly? I still cant get over you
>>24570426
That sounds amazing. Where do you live?
>>24570471
I did all these things many times before.
>>24570493
No tinder or online dating where I live. I've tried before.
>>24570425
Did all of that.
>>24570371
Where do you live?
>>24570396
so what you're saying is that degenerate women don't exist?
>>24570558
I guess it could be hot. I just don't really want a baby.
>>24570569
I don't live in the US either. I'm Canadian.
>>24570558
>tfw male
>tfw you find the idea of being impregnated really hot
>>24570464
mystery you fucking whore you can't do this.
You can't just steal my heart and then not love me back.
Who will I choke-fuck in my dreams?
>>24570553
all of my venting is the same as on /r9k/ tbqh
>>24570396
How is a woman watching that degenerate?
>>24570594
I live in scandinavia, unfortunately.
>>24570606
>canadian
Of course, the men there are too beta.
>>24570358
Hmm, why don't YOU try doing the asking?
Shocking idea, I know.
>>24570629
can you tell more about the swede? what makes him special, why did you choose to orbit him?
>>24570635
its not, he's just a dumb faggot.
>>24569749
>tfw not cute enough to be someone's weeb bf
>tfw tranny
>tfw dont pass but am cute enough in an androgynous way that plenty of people are attracted
>tfw no crazy fujo gf
>>24570420
I find it hard to believe you're actually a girl. Post a pic with time stamp. If you're that much of a pussy and scared of posting a face picture just post your hand with a time stamp; female hands are usually easy to spot.
>tfw I have always wanted to have kids
>tfw dad gets extremely aggressive cancer at age 42
>tfw find out I have a gene that gives me extremely high chance at breast and ovarian cancer
>tfw probably will get a mastectomy and hysterectomy to try and avoid cancer
>tfw don't want to reproduce for fear of passing on that gene
>>24570652
I don't mind the guys. I just don't really like people in general.
>>24570654
We are both pisces.
>>24570606
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>>24570690
What makes you think I want to? It's kind of a hassle. I'd have to find my phone, and it's probably dead because it's been sitting god knows where. Then later I need to get the picture off the phone, and strip the exif data, and it's a whole thing. I'd rather just post more clips of men cumming, at least until I go to shower and cook dinner.
>>24570743
Wrong province, sorry. A little further west.
>>24570719
>not getting tested for a gene and instead going and having drastic surgeries
You know you can also genetically test your embryos and save the ones without your fucked gene
>>24566111
Practically ask every boy and he will follow as a doggy.
>>24570722
You'd like me bayby everyone loves the handsome tall dutch. But alas I must leave now. As I tip my fedora while a rose is hanging from my mouth
>>24570719
I posted >>24570777
I didn't read your post all the way through.
Just get your embryos tested.
>>24570678
>tfw even if you were there are no weeb boys around
>>24570267
Women don't do it. Literally none of my activities have been ruined by tumblristas or anyone. It's always men being fags.
>>24570722
That looks like it feels really good
>>24570594
A few times is not many times.
I mainly hang out with women, a lot of them objectively unattractive and not even outgoing.
Everyone gets approached, not by the people they want, but all the time.
You're either not going out, HORRIBLY unattractive, or dressing like a muslim or other sort of crazy person.
>>24570725
I'm pisces too so I'll have to use you to perform the ultimate double keking
>>24570725
I thought you're a Virgo
>>24570848
>thinks i actually believe astrology
