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>tfw parents keep asking you when you'll get a boyfriend
>tfw female cousins all have boyfriends or are married
>tfw grandma offers to give you advice on how to get a nice guy
Meaning you're a virgin? Or just loose?
> tfw probably going to have gained 10 lbs by the time I get back home from mothers'
> another year with no bf
>>24566111
Lose weight and lose the fedora
Trips fembot isnt a bad fembot, keep living op. Everyone has someone, it just takes a while,if you're asking for advice we can give it?
>>24566159
Ahahahahahahahaha fat bitch
>>24566111
Quit chasing Chads then
>>24566111
I think seeing everyone else be engaged when I'm the second oldest is the worst part.
>tfw no one loves me enough to engage to spend the rest of their life with me
>>24566111
you should stop being a fag and look for a girlfriend
Questions to ask self:
Do I really know what men want or just to the level neckbeards know what women want on a japanese circlejerk board?
Do I drown in my self pity like them preventing any meaningful improvement in my situation?
Do I do everything I can to improve myself to achieve my goal?
Do I put in the effort to actually go through with it?
Do I take the neccessary risks to be rewarded for it?
>you'll understand when you have kids somebody anon
Anons, how would you want a girl to ask you out?
>>24566111
be true to yourself, you want Chad not "a boyfriend"
>tfw don't know how to politely say I'm not interested because I love my bf more than anything
>>24566206
>>tfw no Chad loves me enough to engage to spend the rest of their life with me
Fixed
>>24566368
Stfu nigger. I have a boyfriend. He just hasn't asked me to marry him yet...
>>24566394
You aren't a robot then. Fucking leave you whore
>>24566315
Id like her to say something like, "Ill be your new mummy and buy you all the tendies you'd ever want"
>>24566394
>implying he's going to marry a roastie
GGEEEEETTT OOOOOOUTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24566315
In some way that made it feel special for me. That's pretty dependent on the girl, but generally I would like to be asked out while we're hanging out 1 on 1 and having a good time being around one another. This is of course assuming that we're friends before hand.
>>24566405
>implying women can even be robots
You're the idiot here, m8
>>24566315
"I think you're really cute and sweet, would you like to go out sometime?"
>>24566111
>tfw grandma offers to give you advice on how to get a nice guy
"Ugh! Grandma, don't you understand? I want Chad!"
>>24566419
>implying I'm not an innie
Lol good one. I have an innie, large breasts, not fat, and a good face.
Personality is fucked because of the boards I frequent and I'm cynical but I'm the perfect waifu, senpai.
>>24566470
>not fat
You're a fucking landwhale in denial. Hence why you're against posting your midriff right now.
>>24566508
:)
I didn't know the date so I wrote the 26th
>>24566470
post a picture and prove it. that's literally the only way anyone will believe you
>>24566470
>innie, large breasts, not fat, and a good face.
lie to /r9k/... your life must be really sad
>>24566581
Damn I'm good at this reverse psychology thing.
You're not exactly thin, but at least you aren't obese. Nothing worse than a self-important fat chick.
>>24566470
Then why are you whining.
Subtle hinting at a ring to boyfriend and you will get it.
>>24566581
Wow this lvl attention whoring... Jesus. Female telling you this. Inb4 jelaous. What are you hoping to accomplish? Killyourself desu. No wonder he does not want to marry you.
>>24566581
okay, now your face. you said you have a good face.
>>24566470
>personality fucked because of boards
You realize this is the internet sweetie not people's actuals persona ? Women have an inability to separate what they are online to real life
>>24566620
Found the self-important fat chick.
>>24566581
Fucking lazy piece of shit, you nauseate me. You are still dressed like if it was 3am or some shit.
>>24566394
Why are you lying then?
In OP you wrote that you don't have one.
>>24566111
Are you that outsider from Vault 111?
>>24566470
>I'm cynical but I'm the perfect waifu
That means you aren't the perfect waifu
>>24566642
So am I. I wore a tie yesterday so don't judge me.
>>24566641
Aha, think what you want. You are always on how all women are whores and you worship them. You deserve this board roastie filled you two faced scum.
>>24566581
your hips are for babies but you're hispanic or asian.
not sure if i'd smash.
>>24566412
Hmmm.
>>24566424
What if you're acquaintances?
>>24566441
Hey, that's pretty concise. Thanks m8
>>24566620
>>24566581
Shut up, im a girl and my initial reaction wasnt lk that. you're obviously a jealous fat whore. Original girl poster, do not post your face I repeat do not post your face, refrain from even posting the rest of your body these boys are savage
>>24566665
I only started posting here after the robot was turned back on. Not all women are whores, but all whores are women.
>>24566581
>implying that you are not fat
>>24566716
Aha you think you are wise. Killyourself too desu with this op.
>tfw no one wants to play Minecraft with me
>tfw no one wants to join my faction
>>24566686
>what if you're aquaintances?
That depends on the guy. If he's a more normal, extroverted fellow, I'd go with the concise answer the other anon suggested. Just be straightforward. On the other hand if he's more shy and introverted, ask him to hang out casually, and if that goes well ask him out while the two of you are together.
>>24566111
it's way worse for beta males, you have no idea.
>>24566581
You're fat lmao
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>>24566642
I always wonder why you lot don't have anything better to do than posting the exact same flames at complete strangers all day, just because they have a vagina.
I both pity you for reasons obvious, and envy you that you're contently living life while spending all the time you have on such braindead, simple and worthless activities.
>>24566581
>>>/soc/
Don't give her the (You)
>>24566783
I am not even included in these posts. But answer is: to make a stupid bitch show everything like a whore she is.
>>24566783
It's insanity technically, doing the same thing over and over expecting different results. Really we just want you to fuck off because you're FUCKING ANNOOOOOYING
>>24566783
at least we are here for free you pay for that trip faggot
I told her not to give her the (You) you dumb virgins/whores.
>>24566783
>tripfag
>believing he's some kind of moral compass or some shit
Fuck off and die. It's way more pathetic to reply to so many comments trying to teach us some moral or parable, like you were the magic kike on the stick.
>>24566851
Kek from my perspective
>>24566783
I always wonder why you, tripfag, dont have anything better to do than white knighting for complete strangers all day, just because they have a vagina.
>>24566750
If its the /int/ server im still looking for a faction.
>>24566763
For lack of a better word, he's a bit of an autist but not necessarily shy. Just sort of awkward. I've got an idea of how to go about this now, so thank you!
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>>24566777
All's these replies. thanks all ;) couldn't have done it without you
Lol, love getting a rise outta you keks
And to that femanon, I dont post shit but today I felt like annoying some bots. Thanks for looking out, f. A. M.
>>24566913
No problem. Best of luck, anon!
>>24566810
It's a worthless endeavor, since practically every other male on this board holds the same opinion already (that all women are whores).
Why waste your time? Why don't you just post in different threads and enjoy your time (?) instead of being angry and virginal in fembot threads?
>>24566827
You should get mental help, then.
>>24566833
>pay for that trip
Huh?
>>24566882
Well, my moral compass (I rather just call it maturity, though) is definitely more advanced than 99% of other males on this board. You should consider me an example to life by, it'd definitely turn you into a more respectable human being, even if it might be slightly so.
>>24566897
I don't whiteknight. I conversate, but it's always in the same fashion due to the inability of robots to ever talk about something else besides how much they hate women.
>>24566809
>>24566851
>she
If you don't give her any (You)s she'll go away by herself.
What's goin' on in dis thread?
>>24566940
>You should consider me an example to life by, it'd definitely turn you into a more respectable human being, even if it might be slightly so.
>tripfag
topjej
>>24566635
Here's my face people, so I don't need to take any shit from you anymore.
>>24566972
You seriously think /r9k/ will learn this lesson, ever?
>>24566111
>tfw you invite a guy over hoping to lose your v-card but he just plays with your cat all night
>>24567067
Hey, I'd spend all night playing with your pussy too ;^)Cats are cute, can you blame him?
>>24567050
>4chan filename
lol
>>24567050
timestamp or it's just a pic from your fap folder
>>24567050
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>>24567123
Not me. Don't be a faggot... stealing my yous
>>24567050
>1448252032640.jpg
Sure thing, roastie.
>>24567143
>Trying this hard to save face
>want to do something romantic for boyfriend since he's been working long hours all week
>set up candles and rose petals that lead from front door to bedroom
>dress up in sexy lingerie
>hear boyfriend open front door
>wait in bedroom
>minutes later he's still not in bedroom
>check up on what he's doing
>he's blowing out all of the candles and picking up the rose petals
>ask him why he didn't just follow the trail
>he said the unattended candles are a fire hazard and he doesn't like the floor being messy
>>24566940
yeah that's fine and everything, but everyone who's posting anonymously knows you're just desperate for attention and validation
>>24567423
safety first anon. he is a keeper
>>24567423
Eh I don't know what to say about that, I mean on one hand it's kind of sad that your effort and plans backfired but also he kind of has somewhat of a point.
Everyone has their own idea of what they consider romantic, I'm not sure how long you've been with him but maybe he doesn't find a lot to be romantic. You might just have to ask him, I'm pretty sure having sex with him is more than enough, it doesn't take a lot for some people.
It's a tough situation to call since I understand what you were trying to do but at the same time he just didn't seem to care.
>>24566111
>tfw some gay people always copy threads and inverse the topic
>borrowing boyfriend's computer
>see a message pop up on his Steam
>his ex wants to play a game with him
>>24566111
>hear man walking behind me
>please rape me please rape me please rape me
>>24566783
I'm just on my down time in between my classes and working on my nanofluid research for artificial skin cultures, here at UCB. I like to shitpost and trigger losers and inferiors, like you and that fatty.
>>24566111
>tfw grandma offers to give you advice on how to get a nice guy
grandmas do that?
>>24567955
How to trigger Tumblr.
Why can't giving blowjobs be as kawaii as in hentai?
When I gave my first blowjob, I expected him him to flinch in pleasure from just one lick.
>>24567992
Was he cut?
>>24567832
Send that bitch a message telling her to fuck off
>>24566111
>tfw want bf
>tfw hate men
>tfw failed converting myself to a lesbian
>>24567992
tfw my first blowjob left my legs shaking and I had to sit down because of too much pleasure
>>24568000
Yeah. Does that matter?
Do uncut guys act like guys in hentai when receiving a blowjob?
>>24568060
Yeah, I was expecting this kind of reaction. him gasping in embarrassment because of how feel it feels.
>>24568094
Yeah but I'm uncut and it only gives that feel if you lick one area
>>24568032
What if I'm like a girl just with a penis? I like make-up and frilly clothes and I like women too.
>>24568094
Yes, especially if they haven't masturbated a lot.
Foreskin contains a lot of nerves and protects the sensitivity of the tip.
>>24566470
>"Personality is fucked because of the boards I frequent"
>letting 4chan to shape your personality
>>24567955
I actually think it's pretty fucking hot when girls have a rape fetish, if I ever get a girlfriend I'd want to do rape scenarios with her if she'd allow it.
It's more like roleplaying if anything but it'd be hot if she could make it convincing.
>don't be a pedo
>don't be black
are my standards still too high?
>>24566470
>I'm the perfect waifu
So I guess you don't talk and you're a 2d draw created by a male in order to fulfill his fantasies
one of the most offensive things a 'fan' has said to me at a convention was "wow, your boobs are big". When I cosplay, I never do sexy and I never do glamorous shots that show off my curves. People don't realize I'm a D cup. My pictures make me look like a B cup.
Anyone else here cosplay? or are somewhat cosplay famous? have any stories?
>>24568205
I'm not a pedo, but I'm black. Can we still work something out?
>>24568205
will you be my girlfriend then?
>25
>never dated
>mother is trying to set me up with her friends' sons
>grandmother keeps trying to set me up with a man who volunteers at her church and is about ten years older than me
>sister keeps trying to hook me up with her husband's friends
This is why I dread Christmas. I'm expected to show up in the morning and not leave until after dinner, all the while everyone is trying to hook me up with someone and I just want to be at home.
>you'll understand when you're an old fart and senile an cant remember what that red bottle with tomatoes in it is called.
fucking argument from authority.
If I wasn't so cool headed and never lose my temper I'd slap old people.
>>24568278
are you being serious? i'm a legit 2/10. i've never posted anything like this before but it gets so lonely. this is my e-mail: [email protected]
i don't care if you're so obese you can barely walk.
>>24568373
I know that feel.
People can't force romance. I'm 23 and still single. friends try to set me up with guys. Parents keeping nagging me about getting a real job and giving them grandchildren. Every blinddate I ever had always went bad. I can't just make friends with random people. I'm not good with interacting with people when there's no activity involved. I like cosplay and sewing. If I can work on something with someone, I find it easier to socialize with them. If I'm just eating out with someone, I get really anxious. I hate Christmas and Thanksgiving because of having to interact with family that expect me to be this great sociable person with a boyfriend and kids on the way.
>tfw waiting for mystery to show up
>tfw no mystery older sister
>>24568495
I just have no interest in dating or marriage. I work and everything, I just like to be alone.
>If I'm just eating out with someone, I get really anxious
I know what you mean there. I feel weird eating in front of anyone so at Christmas I basically eat the bare minimum.
>>24568131
>implying that the things you experience or spend time with/on don't affect you
Nice kek
>>24568556
>Thanksgiving dinner
>get a small portion of everything
>eat as fast and neat as possible so you can excuse yourself from table faster
>hide in room until everyone leaves
>>24568495
>I'm not good with interacting with people when there's no activity involved.
This tbqh. I don't know how other people manage to do it. It just seems so forced.
>>24568642
because they lead interesting lives which leaves them with many stories to tell :)
>>24568624
I take a small portion but eat slowly. I want to avoid being the first to finish, that makes it too obvious that I don't want to be there. At least while we're actually eating, nobody's trying to find me a husband I don't want.
I'll give my virginity away for free if any girl 3/10 or up wants to take it. I'm a decent looking guy, clean, and own a house. In fact you can stay here for a few months if you need a vacation. Will send pics, voice, video etc.
I get depressed but other than that I'm emotionally stable and rarely ever lose my temper.
I'll save you from your boring life.
Actually sex isn't even required I'm just so lonely I'm gonna fall apart.
>>24568554
I miss mystery's biggest fan.
>>24568278
you were joking, weren't you?
>>24566111
>>tfw grandma offers to give you advice on how to get a nice guy
Why? Is it because they're easier to get because of their low status?
>start living with a friend
>within a month he tells me he bought a box of condoms in case I want to have sex
>tell him "Thanks, I'll be sure to inform my future boyfriend"
I'm sorry for you, i'm not a fembot but I know how hard it feels.
Actualy you are lucky to be a girl. Nobody ever asked me out or whatever.
You just have to be you, to have hobbies and stuff, and don't speak to peoples who are not like you, it's just free suffering sessions.
> tfw fucked up teeth
> can't afford braces
>mom found condoms in my room
>she throws a hissy fit over me having sex
>she says I'm too young
I'm 19 years old.
>>24568715
why do you miss him?
>>24568831
>too poor for braces
>household income too high to apply for insurance
you can try some dental college places that give discounts or free dental care. These places need volunteers for students to practice on. You're going to have to pay in cash though.
>>24568846
She's jealous. Give her the D.
Serious question: by what age do you plan on getting married?
>>24568765
Sassy as fuck. I love it.
>>24568756
sent desu
mootblox
>>24568888
Serious answer: I don't give a fuck beacaus it's not important
I mean, you can leave with someone and never get married, actualy, the only bad thing is if your family is stupid/religious and want a marriage over anything.
>>24568765
>go over to hang out and play Tekken with a guy from work
>like Tekken and he seems okay
>an hour in he gets uncomfortably close to me and starts rubbing my thigh
If you just want to fuck me at least tell me that's what I'm getting into beforehand christ
>>24568888
That hitler quad btw
>>24568978
>like Tekken and he seems okay
lmao
>>24569000
I really do like Tekken. I played the first three a lot as a kid. Hwoarang was my first crush.
>>24566581
>save image of girl to phone
>upload it to snap chat
>take screenshot of snap chat
>"timestamp it" with snap chat text
>haha im a girl guys
ya'll not this dumb, right
>>24566111
If you're so good then why don't you have a boyfriend already?nice trips
>>24568598
Daily reminder there's a difference between experiencing things aseptically, being passively affected by them or choosing to embed them in your reasoning after analyizing them, if you lean in the second category sorry but you have a weak personality.
>>24569059
You really didn't expect anything besides a game of Tekken? Tekken is cool btw. I remember being really bad at it.
>>24569086
>implying snapchat let's you upload pictures
>>24568554
Are you a grlil?
>>24569179
>Daily reminder
>It isn't daily
fucking memespeak
>>24566315
Any way. If you're not ugly/fat, my fantasies have already been fufilled.
>>24569233
I expected Tekken, and maybe splitting the cost of a pizza and watching some movies. I did not expect him to try to fuck me while we were playing Tekken.
>>24569281
would you have fucked him if he was upfront about it?
>>24569264
yes, mystery seems so interesting and i think girls should try to be more confident like her.
>>24569296
Probably not. I posted >>24568373 and I'm just really not interested in sex or romance. I don't like being around people for any real length of time, and I can masturbate just fine.
>>24569266
>uses greentext even when it's unnecessary
fucking memespeak
>>24569263
you dont know much about phones
>>24569300
how is she confident
>>24569281
Fair enough. Can't say I'm any better at reading people.
>>24569320
iktf
More distant relatives keep asking shit like this at every occasion.
>>24567955
>still not asking for it
unoriginal comment
>tfw mystery has yet to show up
>tfw worried sick
I just want her to be okay.
I want to hold her and take care of her.
I love her so much.
>>24566111
>tfw male and have same issue
>tfw don't want a gf
>tfw people always ask why I don't bring girls around
It gets very annoying, even if I wanted and got a gf I'd never bring them around my family, they're all sperglords.
>mfw can't stand facades
>mfw robots dont think acting simply as warm bodies for each other isnt soul crushing
end me
>>24569353
It's very annoying. I like living alone and I'm not especially scared of dying alone.
>>24567832
>ex
>play games
Was he dating one of those fagbois? I have never known about a woman that actually plays on PC
blox
>>24568495
so, the best way to get involved with someone is to invite them to play Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festiva (Available now on Amazon and on the Nintend eShop)?
>>24568943
>mootblox
You have to stop doing that. It's not better than being a tripfag
>all women on in my family married for money
>"why haven't you found a nice guy yet?" :)
>tfw cute asian bf never
>cute weeb bf never
>>24569702
>because i want a chad, duh family
>be a stupid egg
>orbit a swede who thinks you're ugly and spends most of his time making fun of you
why live
>tfw no yandere bf
bloxbloxxx
mananon here
accepting gf applications
>>24569833
So how big is your cock?
>>24569783
>tfw can't stop orbiting even though he dislikes me
>>24569749
I'm a weeb and I want to be your bf
>>24569849
like 6.5
>>24569874
Got any pics? I need to get off and I forget where I put my webms of guys ejaculating.
>>24569320
Maybe he was attempting a class change to boyfriend,not everyone is a bro who shoots keg gears on the weekend
Daily reminder, women don't have to do anything in order to get a bf.
pls respond to my thread. Cheers
>>24569912
>>24569961
What's the original? Looks like an edit.
>>24569816
yandere men are just abusibe husbands that will break your jaw and then give you a flower
and stop tha blox
>>24569916
no..
i'm looking for a qt gf not a whore
>>24566315
Literally any way. As long as it's clear she means it as a date, and she's even relatively cute, a guy will say yes.Although don't try it on me. I don't even acknowledge girls below a 6, fuck below a 7, and date below an 8
>when will you have kids anon
>>24569943
Usually you ask someone out before trying to get in their pants if you want to date.
>>24569992
I'm not a whore, I just like to look at pictures of penises. I found my webms anyway.
>>24570039
>tfw no gf to watch me masturbate
>>24570020
Maybe he thought hanging out was the date. You women don't understand the struggles of a man in 2015.
>>24570061
He didn't communicate it very well if he did, because I thought we were just playing Tekken.
>>24569854
they're all chads who prey on grils with insecurity issues
>>24570055
Is that something guys are really into? I'd think if you have someone close enough to be watching you jerk off, you'd want them to touch, too.
>>24570102
some guys are, yeah. I wouldn't mind putting on a show for my hypothetical gf if she was clearly enjoying it.
>>24568978
Why are girls such dumbasses? No dude wants to just be your friend the only reason we would ever hang out with you are keep in contact beyond making small talk is to try and fuck. Especially if he invites you over to his house.
>>24570130
I guess. I think I'd only really be into it if there was too much distance for outright touching to be viable.
>>24570039
>>24570102
>>24570158
p-post more dear femanon
>three posts in men are shitposting
Why do you guys even do it? I'm a man and I don't get the male culture of just ruining everything you see
>>24570188
Okay. I'm just picking at random. Got them from /gif/ a while back.
>>24570078
Women are incredibly boring creatures. There's almost no chance any male wants to hang out with you except sexual or romantic relations.
>>24570196
This whole thread is men, baby
>>24570196
Veni, vidi, vici
blox
REPORT "FEMBOT FEELS" IGNORE "FEMBOT FEELS" AND HIDE "FEMBOT FEELS".
>>24570196
> I'm a man
> the male culture
Just GTFO, seriously.
>>24570082
mystery why won't you like me?
i'm a swede and there's nothing more I want in life than to hold you and keep you safe
>>24570225
>>24570158
>>24570102
>>24570039
Do girls like watching this stuff?
>>24570280
she only likes chad you dumb fuck
>>24570302
I do. I've never been with a guy but I'm fascinated by cocks. Especially the way they get bigger and twitch and throb when they're cumming hard.
>>24570317
are you even a girl
>>24570336
>girl
Guy in real life, faggot.
>>24570317
>I've never been with a guy
Ok, lets take this serious. What is the reason for this? You don't go outside or?
Very few women are THAT ugly that they cant find someone.
>tfw underweight and clear skin
>excellent hygiene and dress well
>HURR JUST STAND AROUND ALONE, CHAD AND CUTE BETAS WILL APPROACH YOU AND ASK YOU TO BE THEIR GF
>tfw 26
>tfw stood around alone all my life
>tfw never asked out
>tfw not even the internet will let me complain because IM LYING
>JUST GO OUTSIDE AND WAIT FOR TEN MINUTES LOL
>>24570078
He wanted to hang out and play Tekken, but also to fuck. It's 2015, western society is highly sexualized, deal with it or find a religious lad to marry.
>>24570358
I will be your bf right now, just post Skype
>>24570317
Women hate dick pics. You're pretty obviously a dude having a chucklefuck. I'm guessing all femanon threads a males pretending for the lulz
>>24570302
no, just gay guys. Any woman that actually likes it is a fucking degenerate
>>24570078
Well men don't have the luxury of sit and wait like a fucking trapdoor spider.
>>24570336
If I was a guy I'd just look at my own penis.
>>24570357
I just never cared. I was really quiet and shy as a kid so I took to being by myself. By the time I was old enough to want to have sex, I just liked being alone. I still do. I'm sure I could get laid very easily if I actually went out, I'm just comfortable alone with my video games and my books and my video clips of men ejaculating.
>>24570383
No, we hate unsolicited dick pics. Know the difference, it could save your life. If we actually hated penises, humans wouldn't be very good at reproducing.
>>24570358
you're supposed to be outside on a bench on college, a bar or the gym, not outside a primary school
>>24570358
I'd ask you out.
Do you like coffee? We could get some and chat in a comfy cafe
>>24570280
my heart has been taken by another, anon ._.
>>24570420
Biologically I think this means that you want to get pregnant and have a baby.
How qt.
>>24570358
Go have a fucking coffee with a friend or someone from work, go out for a drink.
Or even post online about meeting people locally.
It's, seriously, not that hard for a woman, to get offers. To get offers that are up to your standard is the only challenging bit.
Oh man you faggots are active in this godless thread.
Continue the shit post bois.
>tfw start dieting successfully
>tfw what started off as healthy calorie counting turns into an obsession
>tfw now I have a full blown eating disorder
At least I won't be fat anymore soon.
>>24570464
what's he like?
>>24570358
Dating site/tinder? You'll get tons of replies if you are actually qt, I'm sure some will be decent guys. Or ask your friends/parents to set you up with a blind date.
>>24570465
Subconciously, maybe. Babies are loud and smelly and messy and annoying.
>>24570480
he's a chad who uses /r9k/ to prey on insecure little girls like myself
>>24570504
kek
>>24568888
I done know. Ideally around 20, after I find someone I want to spend my life with and date him for a year or two.
Though I don't think a marriage contract is that important
>>24570358
ask a cute boy out then.
>>24570518
do you have an e-mail address? i just want to listen to you vent forever
>>24570513
A lot of women find the idea of being impregnated really hot.
>>24570420
so this is what being a girl is like.
hmmmm....
>>24569961
But will he love and cherish her forever? ;_;
>>24570420
>I just never cared. I was really quiet and shy as a kid so I took to being by myself. By the time I was old enough to want to have sex, I just liked being alone. I still do. I'm sure I could get laid very easily if I actually went out, I'm just comfortable alone with my video games and my books and my video clips of men ejaculating.
Sounds like how I used to be except the dicks.
If I lived in the US, I'd take you on a date hun.
>>24570464
How do you move on so quickly? I still cant get over you
>>24570426
That sounds amazing. Where do you live?
>>24570471
I did all these things many times before.
>>24570493
No tinder or online dating where I live. I've tried before.
>>24570425
Did all of that.
>>24570371
Where do you live?
>>24570396
so what you're saying is that degenerate women don't exist?
>>24570558
I guess it could be hot. I just don't really want a baby.
>>24570569
I don't live in the US either. I'm Canadian.
>>24570558
>tfw male
>tfw you find the idea of being impregnated really hot
>>24570464
mystery you fucking whore you can't do this.
You can't just steal my heart and then not love me back.
Who will I choke-fuck in my dreams?
>>24570553
all of my venting is the same as on /r9k/ tbqh
>>24570396
How is a woman watching that degenerate?
>>24570594
I live in scandinavia, unfortunately.
>>24570606
>canadian
Of course, the men there are too beta.
>>24570358
Hmm, why don't YOU try doing the asking?
Shocking idea, I know.
>>24570629
can you tell more about the swede? what makes him special, why did you choose to orbit him?
>>24570635
its not, he's just a dumb faggot.
>>24569749
>tfw not cute enough to be someone's weeb bf
>tfw tranny
>tfw dont pass but am cute enough in an androgynous way that plenty of people are attracted
>tfw no crazy fujo gf
>>24570420
I find it hard to believe you're actually a girl. Post a pic with time stamp. If you're that much of a pussy and scared of posting a face picture just post your hand with a time stamp; female hands are usually easy to spot.
>tfw I have always wanted to have kids
>tfw dad gets extremely aggressive cancer at age 42
>tfw find out I have a gene that gives me extremely high chance at breast and ovarian cancer
>tfw probably will get a mastectomy and hysterectomy to try and avoid cancer
>tfw don't want to reproduce for fear of passing on that gene
>>24570652
I don't mind the guys. I just don't really like people in general.
>>24570654
We are both pisces.
>>24570606
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>>24570690
What makes you think I want to? It's kind of a hassle. I'd have to find my phone, and it's probably dead because it's been sitting god knows where. Then later I need to get the picture off the phone, and strip the exif data, and it's a whole thing. I'd rather just post more clips of men cumming, at least until I go to shower and cook dinner.
>>24570743
Wrong province, sorry. A little further west.
>>24570719
>not getting tested for a gene and instead going and having drastic surgeries
You know you can also genetically test your embryos and save the ones without your fucked gene
>>24566111
Practically ask every boy and he will follow as a doggy.
>>24570722
You'd like me bayby everyone loves the handsome tall dutch. But alas I must leave now. As I tip my fedora while a rose is hanging from my mouth
>>24570719
I posted >>24570777
I didn't read your post all the way through.
Just get your embryos tested.
>>24570678
>tfw even if you were there are no weeb boys around
>>24570267
Women don't do it. Literally none of my activities have been ruined by tumblristas or anyone. It's always men being fags.
>>24570722
That looks like it feels really good
>>24570594
A few times is not many times.
I mainly hang out with women, a lot of them objectively unattractive and not even outgoing.
Everyone gets approached, not by the people they want, but all the time.
You're either not going out, HORRIBLY unattractive, or dressing like a muslim or other sort of crazy person.
>>24570725
I'm pisces too so I'll have to use you to perform the ultimate double keking
>>24570725
I thought you're a Virgo
>>24570848
>thinks i actually believe astrology
fem"bot"
having sex
having sex while playing tekken
omg how I get my guy to moan
just... just fuck off... that's right go fuck someone you obviously don't need to be here.
>>24570843
It does
Tfw thats the only way i fap anymore
Tfw no girl to press it against so we cum together
>>24570804
I have always wanted a weeb gf. Why is it so hard to talk to them? You're just as insecure, but when you gather enought courage to say hi, they say nothing and then avoid you during all the con
>>24570764
Ok I'll be honest. The reason I want you to post a time stamp pic is because all this talk of how you like to watch men come has made me very hard. I need to know if you're actually a chick or my erection will have been in vain.
>>24570871
Hey girl, I'm a lion.
I'm a natural born leader and alpha.
I'll take good care of you.
>>24568373
>oh boo hoo I've got too many prospective mates, people just keep shovelling nice and successful guys at me and I can't stand it!
>>24570722
>tfw will never ooze out and feel that good
>>24570871
you deserve to get cUCked you stupid bitch. Have fun sucking Stacy's gonorrhea pussyjuices off his limp dick you cunt.
>>24570983
Are you trying to penis envy? Women's orgasms are scientifically proven to be better.
>>24570996
Tbh I would. I bet his dick is so perfect and pristine
>>24566931
JUST POPPING IN TO SAY YOU ARE FAT, FATTY.
Perhaps not a whale per se, but a manatee or sea lion at minimum.
Seriously, do thin women exist? Are they just a meme? Photoshop media manipulations?
>>24566315
Anything goes, as long as it's not grabbing everyone's attention and embarrassing as fuck, maybe something like "Wanna drink coffee? Tea?"
If he's not in yet, just say you want to talk. (Movies aren't good place for first dates if you're not connected that well, it could easily lead to weird atmosphere so don't do that, unless you're already in his comfort zone somehow or have compatible tastes miraculously.)
>tfw wen nobody even asks you in the first place because they know that ur too far gone
>wizardfeels.dll
>>24568888
Never. I'm not gonna have some shitty ceremony @church if it's ever happening, that might put off women. Add all of the shitty traits of my character and it's pretty unlikely I'm marrying. I might manage to attract someone I can reciprocate to, but nothing else.
Reminder more people want to be wed than marry (if you get this sentence at all.)
>>24571080
mystery why won't you love me?
>>24570722
What the fuck is that and where can I get it
>haven't washed my hair in two months
>it's the healthiest it's ever been
Feels great, femanons and it doesn't even smell bad.
>>24570358
There's always somebody for someone. Though I know one girl that I could have reciprocated to, I didn't. I'm a victim of my own mind, don't need two of those.
>>24566315
"hey, wanna go do x with me next y"
>>24566442
Lol are you a nice guy anon?
>>24571402
You've asked this like five times. I wonder how you get past the robot.
>>24570722
wtf device is that
>>24571402
It isn't worth it, anon. Go get a pet.
>>24571653
Wow, woe is me, I don't want to speak to a waifufag for more than five minutes. Boo hoo. Honestly, I might be a hypergamous, cold-hearted sycophantic crazy shithead but at least I don't have 3GB of pictures of child actresses on my computer.
Would date Op, but op probably outside of Australia
>males complaining about no gf
>literally fucking 95% of girls would suck a cock
>tfw most girls that are into girls are "bishrexual" and other tumblr bullshit
>tfw I haven't even met a fellow dyke who isn't butch and also not in a relationship
REEEEEEEE
>>24571653
asuka? mootblozxy
>>24571859
why the fuck do women keep coming here when we go out of our way to be hostile and unwelcoming to drive you out?
>>24571725
Tbqh. It was a good growing experience. It made me reevaluate my life. I deleted it all and curbed my porn addiction. I just wanted to thank you and hope you can forgive me for all the mean things I said.
>>24571881
Do you really think it's mostly men here? I also talk shit about women pretending to be a man because it's fun.
>>24571914
>i deleted it all
>still somehow posting pics of michelle
literally: male bullshit
>>24571859
>literally fucking 95% of girls would suck a cock
A big one, maybe. If you're an average male you're completely invisible.
>>24571934
Michelle is far from a celebrity actress. I can't help but want your validation.
>>24571934
Eat a dick you walking bag of yeast
>>24571954
Fuck you normie. This is invisible average male board not Chad convention
>>24571934
Answer my emails
>>24572007
what? I am an invisible average male, if not a visible ugly male.
>>24571954
>If you're an average male you're completely invisible.
really, no. You must be really shit to be over 25 and not have a gf.
>>24572036
Actually, yes, compared to women. You will not get attention from the opposite sex unless you're charismatic and outgoing.
>>24572189
Basically being this guarantees death sentence in women eyes.
>>24572214
>Walks too fast
FFFUUCCCKK YOU NORMIES YOU WALK SO SLOW
>>24572214
This is surprisingly accurate.
>>24567423
>not understanding obvious social cues
what's it like dating an autist?
>>24572214
>walks too fast
The straw that broke the camel's fuckin back
>>24572214
that's like 95 proc of engineers
>>24568978
That's how it's done, cut him slack and politely decline the man's just putting in work like the rest of us
>>24572214
Lol that's me.
>>24568978
>go over to hang out and play Tekken with a guy from work
>starts rubbing my thigh
Why the fuck else you hang out with women if you dont want sex? Holy shit, are you really that ignorant?
All I wanted was for mystery to love me the way I love her.
I talked to her every day in these threads, cheering her up and being there for her.
Only for her to eventually find a chad cock to ride.
>tfw I've been beta'd on the internet.
> tfw manjaw
>>24568032
same here. 4chan and the redpill have made me hate men. it's like no matter what we do, we just lose. i stopped checking out men on the street because i don't want to inflate their egos, even though i want a bf bad. i'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.
they say women have life on easy mode, but they're the ones who are bullying us constantly. i'm not even a whore either.
>>24572943
You'lI get some replies, but overall good bait. It seems realistic and had at least some thought put into it, though you lose some points for using the simple topic of "I hate men"
>>24568888
i'm 25 and thought i would be married by now...hopefully by 30 tho :\ i actually think i'll probably be alone forever
>>24572694
I've been whining about swedechan for like, a long ass time. He was the one that didn't want to pee on me.
>>24572943
This. Fuck men desu
>>24572943
>i'm not even a whore
>4chan and the redpill have made me hate men
Imagine how many men hate women for being tricked into sexless marriages just to get divorced and separated from children because "i need to relive my youth".
I imagine if you'd have to live as man you'd kill yourself just for thought how many shit from women you have to tolerate just to see her banged by Chad.
>failing to get men as a roastie
how pathetic can you be? do you freak out and try to punch any man who gets closer to you?
seriously, how can you suck at the easiest thing in the universe?
>>24573029
and who's to say those men aren't going for Stacy and ignoring a woman who is below average? then turning around and saying boo hoo no one loves me tfw no gf. pic related btw
>>24566111
So, um, what was Grandma's advice?
>be rich straight white female
>attempt to befriend many different people through childhood and teenage years
>poor people hate me because i am rich
>black people hate me because i am white
>women hate me because i am a woman
>men hate me because i am a woman who won't have sex with them
>traps hate me because i was born a woman who also happens to be straight
>gay men are kinda nice to me but don't want to hang out with me
>mexicans tolerate me but don't want to befriend me
>lesbians pretend to like me then try to finger fuck me
>now other white people hate me because i am white and rich
>tfw you are now 25, friendless and realizing the only person you can rely on is yourself and your family
>mfw when I realize rich white people are right wings because they can only look out for themselves and everyone will hate you no matter what you do
>mfw I am voting republican for the first time in my life next election
>>24573169
>Implying the first two reasons aren't completely reasonable
>Implying the third was intentional
>>24572214
I'm just content I can cook and buy shit for myself.
It's scary putting yourself out there with personal shit, fuck that.
>>24572214
90% of that is me, except the part about regrets and walking too fast. I'm kind of like a sloth and prefer walking as slow as possible.
>>24572214
This boy is my fetish desu
>walks too fast
>>24568205
Hey there sexy :)
>>24573240
I'll be your friend and vote republican if you hand me some shekels.
Where is the fembot that posts pictures of herself in the full pajama set? I'm surprised she hasn't been drawn here.
>>24573169
>Implying women are not turning down 90% of men.
Jesus i'm baiting myself but if this real you're the most ignorant person in this board.
>>24573240
Gee, i really wonder if you're not one of those rich cunts who spread arrogance.
>Eww you're a poor and a male. Where's your Bentley? Pff, i'm so done with you.
>>24573169
>pic related
>implying you'd say yes to some random fuck at work who knew nothing about you
>implying cam whores or anything similar are worth it
2nd one is just an unfortunate circumstance that he looks like he knows he should kick himself for
>>24573240
>be rich white male
>too autistic to try to befriends with anyone through most of my life
>poor people hate me because I am rich
>black people hate me because I am white
>women hate me because I am a man
>men hate me because I am a loser
>dykes hate me because I was born a man and who also happens to be straight
>gay men are kinda nice to me because I have a good looking face (got hit on by 3)
>tfw you are now 24, friendless and realizing the only person you can rely on is yourself and your family, and you hate your family
>mfw when I realize rich white people are left wing kuckolds because they can only look out for "minorities" and everyone will hate you no matter what you do
>>24573353
>he thinks rich people buy shit they don't need
>>24573240
>literally easy mode of easy modes
>still fails
>>24573372
Good luck to you comrade, may you find one friend who doesn't think of you as a free booze dispenser.
>>24573372
I actually did meet a richboy on 4chan. His parents were divorced so his father had to pay 800k a year in alimony. The guy was a faggot who would not stop sending me ass pictures and wanting to meet up. No amount of money will ever get me to put my weiner in another man's butthole.
Jokes on me though. I'm poor as shit.
>>24573109
only guys that have approached me IRL have been FOB immigrants, homeless people, guys that are way older than me
a while ago a muslim man with an orange isis beard and everything winked at me. he looked like he was in his 60s.
>>24573424
30 mins of awkward sex equals in tons of cash.
>>24573466
Memories don't fade so easily.
>>24573409
No one wants to hang out with you, even other rich people. They will feel poor in comparison if you are worth more money and try to make you feel shitty. I went to a private school and the people there were all pretty rich, considering the cost of going there, and I would get shoo'd away for being worth too much compared to their family. Usually with some kind of line like this:
>FUCK OFF, you don't get it. You're so fucking rich, get out of here.
>>24573503
I bet he's 5-6/10 but for you he's not dream Chad.
Nothing can break the boundaries of love and separate the feelings u have for someone and love wins in the end and if you don't like somebody than u shouldn't rush a relationship just for the heck of it
>>24573538
Learn to read, the user you are replying to is a man who is not gay. I doubt even chad could sway him.
>>24573457
I see you live in a multicultural society
The white men have learned that hitting on a girl and liking her is misogynistic and are afraid of you freaking out and sending them to prison for harassment. The sandniggers think you are a piece of trash that they can put their dicks into, so they don't even give a shit.
>>24573505
Buy dothraki gigolo.
>>24573505
I'll hang out with you.
>>24573505
>tfw no rich girl that's neglected in different sense than me to sit back to back in lukewarm midnight light just to feel less than lonely
Been a while since similar feel.
>>24573505
Are you in the Illuminati?
>>24573655
Okay.
>>24573677
;_;
>>24573739
What do you think?
>>24573769
Can you share me some of your Illuminati bob marley magic? I want to turn into a tiger.
>>24573240
No way you're a female yet that socially awkward. I refuse to believe. It has to be pasta.
>>24573837
>tfw anons hate you because they think you are pasta
Okay, bye anon. Have fun isolating me some more.
>>24573924
>wah some anonymous poster won't take my fake sob story at face value
>>24573769
>Okay
I'm serious.
>>24573240
>>24573372
>>24573505
Forgive me for being a retard, but I just don't get hating someone because they have money. I'm assuming it's just envy juiced up to ridiculous degrees or something? If they're cool people, I'd just jokingly ask for them to buy me shit all the time.
>>24573275
>>24573353
>>24573371
so what ur saying is....men are allowed to be selective but woman aren't. lol okay. that thread had over 100 replies btw.
>>24573924
>white rich straight girl
>approx 7/10
>has all the opportunities to meet ALL kind of different people and do hobbies she wants
>YET there's not a single person who wants to befriend you
I mean how that's even possible? Litterally not a single friend? Even i master speglord without social skills managed to land some friends.
>>24573971
Okay, how do I contact you outside of the thread?
>>24574001
Yes that is exactly what we were saying. Exactly.
>>24573924
You aint rich. If you were, you would've turned me into a magical tiger by now.
>>24573924
There's something comforting in the fact women can be marginalized even in that setting, honestly, all sad feels aside.I want to believeI'm no better though, can't reciprocate for opposite gender because of my autism
>>24574001
1. Nothing wrong with declining sluts if you want a girlfriend.
2. He's right. Fat women are no different than lower lifeforms. I would call them animals, but dogs have value.
weeb girls are cringy and usually ugly
if you cant settle for not-obese r9k posters then you'll never have a bf
>>24574014fembotherebtw at gmail
You are probably on other side of the pond but whatever.
>>24574012
I have had orbiters/males who added me from games trying to mess with me if you want to count that as friends. When I was five, I would hang around my neighbor a lot who was around my age but I moved away from her a long time ago.
>>24574001
I love this one way implication that women are not selective at all. To be visible to males all she has to do - to be attractive and that is achievable by not eating. That's it. Just dont be fat.
Men has to be attractive, tall, rich, confident, daring, sociable just to get chance that girl looks to his direction.
>>24574030
fuck off then retard
>>24574063
so do you think the male virgins here (the equivalent of a slutty female) and fat/overweight men (equivalent of a whale female) deserve an average or above female? or does me turning them down make me a whore?
>>24574080
Do you use 1280x1024 monitor as well? (Judging from previous post, just curious. I find them adorable but outdated as heck.)
>>24574104
i'm a thin as fuck female and never get looks in my direction. to get attention as a female, you have to have a good looking face too. and a big rack and coming from a wealthy family helps too.
>>24574001
>men are allowed to be selective but woman aren't
Except that's not what I'm saying at all. I'm just pointing out the bullshit in getting mad some guys are venting about being on the ass end of woman's radars by showing them what the ass end of man's radars looks like.
>>24574119
>so do you think the male virgins here (the equivalent of a slutty female)
>>24566783
Please leave the lady be, kind sir. She's mine.
>>24574119
Holy shit you're stupid. I want to know exactly what made you come up with that conclusion.
There's nothing grand, its simple. Men like to fuck a lot. But when it comes to a wife, they want a woman that isn't a whore.
>>24574129
No, it's 1920x1080 (laptop) monitor.
>>24574201
A-ah, I guess. Can't upgrade at all for a good while until I get out of my student loans, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7bxvQRjgs
>>24574104
Is Donald Trump attractive? Pretty sure the only quality a male needs is to either be bad boy sexy or rich (look however you want).
>>24574129
5:4 master race
too bad widescreen gets an advantage in most new pvp games
>>24574239
How tall is his wife?
>>24574239
is his wife? shes plastic as fuck
bitch should be honored to be married to such a legend
>>24574155
>good looking face
>big rack
>wealthy family
There are tons of guys who loves small rack and average face. Wealthy family isnt important if you're after decent guy and not Chad. If you are hating males just for Chads not giving attention to you, you're miserable.
>>24574080
Then what the fuck is your problem? Go travel and meet other people.
>>24566940
Holy christ you are such a KEK
>>24574158
>>24574192
fine, i'll try to make this more clear for your thick skull. you guys get B-U-T-T-B-L-A-S-T-E-D when a fembot feels threads goes on here. why? because "all women want chads," right? but what's wrong with a woman not wanting some fat and lonely retard, when men do the exact same thing (as shown by my screenshots) of not wanting fat and slutty women?
you're all fucking hypocrites. tell me i'm wrong.
>>24574119
>male virgins here (the equivalent of a slutty female)
I'm not in the rest of this, but this part is just a lie. Past a certain age, male virginity is just too damn weird to ignore.
>>24574239
>implying Trump isnt attractive for his age
Have you seen Bernie?
>>24574254
I wouldn't upgrade if not for compatibility issues plus that, sick of that shit. The only reason I'm not laying down the law in Magicka Wizard Wars these days... Gonna be hard to last a year until upgrading.
damn..I want to add this girl on skype but i'm 100% a bunch of dudes will catfish me instead.
>>24574289
>because "all women want chads,"
No, I fully accept that, there is nothing wrong with wanting attractive fucking people, that's just nature. Just don't act like you or these fat or slutty women DON'T have an easier time in the love/sex life aspect than their male counterparts.
>>24574324
My 5:4 died a month ago (I hope it's just the cable). Now I'm using a shitty low res laptop screen.
>>24574279
I am a NEET who doesn't enjoy traveling. I don't see why I need to "go travel and meet people" because I have the ability to. Traveling doesn't mean you are going to make friends, it just means you are going to meet strangers who you'll never see again.
That's the hobby of poor normie yuppies.
>>24574289
>fine, i'll try to make this more clear for your thick skull. you guys get B-U-T-T-B-L-A-S-T-E-D when a fembot feels threads goes on here. why? because "all women want chads," right? but what's wrong with a woman not wanting some fat and lonely retard, when men do the exact same thing (as shown by my screenshots) of not wanting fat and slutty women?
you're all fucking hypocrites. tell me i'm wrong.
>Yes Hello Hiro? I'm a retarded self absorbed whitu pigu. I love to presume things about anonymous people I have never met before. In fact, I'm psychic. I can automatically know everyone's entire beliefs systems, and I'm correct 101% of the time. Can you please screencap my post and post it all over 4chan and every board so everyone can see how right I am about everything and anything.
GUYS GUYS GUYS
I HAVE A BF!!!
HE IS THE CUTEST BOY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD IM SO HAPPY EEEEEEEEE
>tfw i guess that means I can leave these threads now ^_______^
>>24574398
Cheat on him with a hung black man.
>>24574398
you're not cute like umaru, that's not you.
>>24574381
>I'm a NEET
>I dont have friend
That's what being NEET means. Go atleast to anime convos atleast, maybe you'll find something interesting. If i'd be rich i'd be slaying pussies to the right and to the left.
>>24574417
necrophilia is illegal
>>24574398
i wasn't expecting to feel good today.
>>24574417
>implying >>24574398 isn't a hung black man
>>24574398
Forgive me for being mean. I'm an angry and violent man, like you said all men were. Let me forget about you so I can stop bothering you.I need your validation
>>24574437
I doubt you would be and you are imagining being rich is like TV shows and celebrity lifestyles.
>>24574356
Can relate. I really want a female companion to watch anime with, play some shitty game like GW2 together or something, but I'm not failed normie enough to pull the real girls, even if I'm not a manlet in consideration of all things.
>>24574375
Mine's about a decade old, 4 or so years in got a single pixel's matrix fucked up to the effect of green light. Aside that pretty good.
>>24574486
Fuck you. I'm voting for Bernie Sanders just so your money goes straight to my welfare hahahahha mwuah <3 ;)
>>24574417
I will probably be the one getting keked, as always.
>>24574486
I'm saying that if i'd be rich i'd have more opportinities. I'm in band but i dont have equipment therefore i'd be able to afford it and make so concerts. Do you see the difference?
>>24570518
That sounds interesting, how does he do his prey game?
>>24574544
If you were rich, no one would like you so there would be no opportunities to meet anyone.
>>24574398
>the whiniest idiotic Chad cock craving no agency having boring fat nothing to offer tripfag "fembot" still has people interested in her willing to coddle her worthless ass
Truly such a tough life
>>24574589
No need to project your problems onto me. I'd be completely fine. Get some CBT, you can afford it.
>>24574398
>tfw no qt girl will ever respond, watch anime and play gook games with me
Here's living proof women have it easier, I might land some girl with time but I'd be 30 by then I guess.
>>24574289
>what's wrong with a woman not wanting some fat and lonely retard
The problem is, women don't really want AVERAGE men. Women have a wildly skewed perception of what the average man looks like. There are tons of perfectly average men on this board who can't understand why they don't get women no matter how hard they try, and when they see women whining about there being no decent men they're right quite right to get frustrated.
>>24574617
Please stop asking me to buy or pay for things. It's like your only thoughts revolve around money and it's the only advice you have to offer.
>>24574641
If you dont want to appreciate your situation, fine. Be that cat lady, who settles for far-less achieved loser, just because he has that "edgeness". If i'd meet you, i'd slap some sense into you.
>>24574641
HOL UP
LEMME BREAK TO YOU RIGHT QUICK
Money for material possession is stupid. But lots of money is great because it represents one thing: Power. While all the resources are controlled by an elite, every wagekek fights each other while the slightly higher IQ neets slowly die off wasting their lives on video games.
How can anyone not get an erection from the idea of having economic power over everyone?
so, what mental illnesses do you fembots have?
>>24574710
I'm looking for advice on how to make friends, not meet a spouse "secure" piggy bank.
>>24574729
I don't use my money to lobby for anything, only making passive income. Those who invest their money like that are typically competing with other companies, not having some kind of economic power over others. They're looking to get money out of other rich people, not poor people.
>>24574638
I don't like chinese cartoons or games.
>>24574610
You can't make me sad desu
>>24574788
>They're looking to get money out of other rich people
no shit
>>24574398
>HE IS THE CUTEST BOY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD IM SO HAPPY EEEEEEEEE
Lies, because that is my husbando and you cannot go out with my husbando.
Post your bets on when mystery.jpg will be dumped/abandoned below please.
I will guess 9 days.
>>24574398
is he a real bf or an internet bf?
>>24574710
>>24574729
>pidgeonholing in 2k15
Whiteknight kek tier skills right there
>>24574788
>I'm looking for advice on how to make friends, not meet a spouse "secure" piggy bank.
Try going out for something like outdoors tennis, indoors table tennis, any kind of hobby helps I take it. Make friends like that, if it doesn't work, I don't know what will.
For the internet, you just have to keep trying but it gets tiring sometimes.
>>24574834
>I don't like chinese cartoons or games.
Exactly, I'm after the next-to-rarest breed (and not even high standards, averagefu just means more loyal if brains are there) so I've already given up
>>24574920
w-what
im confuse
>>24574969
You're being kek'd already basically.
>>24574962
What the hell is pidgeonholding? And what is your stance on Israel and the Palestinians
>>24574945
WHAT NOOOOO
>>24574985
????? HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS IM CRYING ALREADY WTF
>Fembot
I got two answers for you on why this word is an abomination to this board.
Long answer: Now I admit i'm no robot (feel free to reee me after), i've had sex and if you wanna get technical i'm a failed normie. Now I came to this board awhile back just to listen and hear out all the stories you "fembots" have done and honestly I don't blame their hatred for you semen demons. For me, I just lurk. That's all, I don't go in and say "WELL I'M SO AND SO and I understand how you feel because muh anxiety and muh autism but I have had sex just it's be awhile", because that would be belitting them. See in all memes aside it really isn't hard for you guys to find a male with those kind of social problems, hell even if you smell bad or fat there's a sea of dicks for you to choose from. That's what separates us men from you women, when we hear out a sad robot, robots, chads, normies and failed normies alike will comfort the robot with "hey fuck women you don't fucking need them let's get drunk and have a good time and play vidya", but no. You "fembots" would rather go "BUTTT HEYYY IM PART OF YOU GUYS IM A FEHMMBOT LIKE YOUU TFW NO BF TEHEHE" which doesn't help anyone feel better then causes anger or orbiting and chaos in the thread. Abolish this fucking word ASAP and if you really are a virgin social failure "fembot" then become one of them and abandon that god awful word and say you're a robot. You women never learn that when you try to stand out you're just becoming that one obnoxious drunk girl at the party that everyone hates. I've noticed a influx of these fembot threads and i'm starting to realize that we are either being raided by that one girls only random chan board or by some other female community and I don't like it one bit. So think about this post the next time you say fembot or just kill yourself I don't really care.
Short answer: You're an attention whore
24575028
Not even going to give you a (You) because your spergfest was so pathetic
>>24575028
>complaining about attention whores
>avatarfagging
>giant rant not aimed at anyone
>calling others attention whores
>>24574945
Good luck. BFs aew whatever, husbandos are forever.
>>24574969
>>24575005
How can he be the cutest boy in the entire world if he's not an idol? Checkmate, mystery.
>>24575057
>can pick all of the husbandos in the world
>chooses some weird korean "pop" singer
P L E B
L
E
B
>>24574834
>>24574962
I want a complete /a/utist tier weeb gf I can absolutely piss off with my pleb tastes.And we'd lovingly cuddle while watching her favorites that I've probably never heard about.
>>24575053
>Avatarfagging
I dont think you know what that means
>>24575000
>What the hell is pidgeonholding?
This critic's writing is a good example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d5KovCbU8w
>And what is your stance on Israel and the Palestinians
FUCK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
A YOUNG NIGGA GOT IT BAD CAUSE I'M BROWNI'm actually white, but I don't give a shit, I'd rather Jews and Arabs didn't work undercover to cause conflicts around the world though, "keep it to your shithole near the Mediterranean" is my stance
>>24575075
>pick
>husbando
You're husbando choose you, you pleb. Also he is a dancer, not a singer. Idols are the best. If you have idols, you don't need a bf.
>>24575091
>Lucky Star
Get some taste.
>>24575135
I can smell the faggotry and tell he uses that image often.
>over 400 replies
>400
>four
>hundred
Fucking christ this board has fallen so far.
>>24575183
>gookposting
>taste
>probably from lolcow but that's for another day
I don't think that's right.
>>24575183
Yeah, I want banter like that.
>>24575279
I have good taste in idols though. Don't even know what lolcow is. Don't call idols gooks! Call them cute.
>>24575370
>tfw above pleb taste
>bordering on elitism in regards to manga and LNs
It always feels good to look up to something you're convinced is not shit. I'll miss those days.
>>24575383
I want to protest, but I resign. That minority of Asian women who have the above average looks are real trophies.If it was Elliot Rodger tier I wouldn't call him gook, I'm neutral towards guys like Yif or Hiroyuki Sawano, they're bro-mode.
>>24575510
But N and Hongbin are cute and not Roger teir. Sawano is an OST bro though. I need to get back into anime. Skipped two seasons and didn't work on the log either.
>>24575646
I guess it's a female thing, all those koreaboo husbandos look like asians that had their balls stepped on at the age of 7 and became effeminate as heck. Makes me want to pity them like manlets more than adore.
Rodger looks one or three stairs above your 'cute' ones in my opinion, at least as a guy when it comes to objectifying the value of man.Do try Nanatsu no Taizai, if you didn't already, the only thing Sawano-related in anime that's worth to check out so far, then there's Xenoblade for OST
>>24575435
I honestly gave up on watching seasonal anime because without fail, the stuff that looks interesting to me is considered shit. I can't really enjoy anything past 3 episodes alone because I start worrying "what if it's shit and I end up liking it because I don't know better," and drop it.
>>24575832
Don't bother with thoughts like that, there will always be people who like it and hate it. True /a/nons for instance enjoy Kill la Kill because it's shounen/magical girl parody done in touching and entertaining way, haters are blind, non-vocal gourmets are silent.
>>24575762
Don't insult my qt feminine husbandos. Inb4 Isn't sad they look like a better girl than you do? True but that's not a important. Also these idols are the qt-est. Vixx is cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeR2DYTOOEQ
I read it before the anime came out. Meh, A1 did an okay job but stopped watching 3-4 episodes in and just downloaded the OST. Should pic up the manga again.
>>24575939
Trigger trash. Imashi has done better.
>>24575939
I know it's dumb, but it's a really hard habit to shake. I just don't like ending up having nobody to talk to about stuff because a wide majority considers it shit. For example, the last thing I was able to enjoy was the seven deadly sins because I had someone to watch with me and not think about that kind of thing. Normally I'd probably have just skipped over it too because it looks really shounen and I'm sure nobody else would have bothered.
>>24566315
make it clear, guys are more "autistic" and won't understand subtle hints
>>24576035
I will insult them, makes me feel better about my masculinity even though I'm an autist that can't reciprocate. It's my salvation.
Got the same habit with shows at times, get that urge to jump the gun and read the source material while leaving anime behind. It was pretty good honestly since I didn't start with manga, vice versa I don't watch animated shows, reading is more fun.The reason why I don't read Durarara and OPM
>Trigger trash
Usually I'd get mad and post gauntlet switch losing Ryuko, but I'm too old for this. Eva is not that good honestly, considering it's an inspired work.I'm almost a fanboy of KlK and TTGL though, they're not inspired works but inspiring gems
>>24576116
So you're saying you don't like Durarara runs this year? I'm kinda disappointed.
>>24576273
I skipped it. I haven't really gone out of my way to watch anything since klk was everywhere actually. I only watched sins in the first place because the friend had downloaded it and wanted to watch.
I also remember wanting to watch rolling girls last year or so, but backed out.
>>24576383
So that's how it is, thought I made a leap of faith since you weren't really watching shows these seasons for that ambiguous reason. At least you have someone to watch stuff with, I can only dream these days.
Well, it's fine to back out if it's for something uncertain, but taking masses into account is just silly. Sometimes I shoehorn movies I watched into discussion with netfolks sometimes because I crave opinions on things, but it doesn't always end well so I don't give it much thought.
>>24576273
Don't insult my cuties. You don't have to insult them to make yourself manly. Its okay anon. Meh, Eva is alright. "not that good" is the perfect way to rate Eva. Durarara read the LNs until the end of S2. Need to catch up on the anime. Read the OPM last year and haven't picked it up since but I liked it. What is /a/'s actual AOTY? Haven't been there all season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25axtKjgyIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdKCWacaByA
Lewdly cute.
>>24576544
I'm sorry about that. Didn't mean to make it that ambiguous. I was just trying to find less blunt ways of saying "I'm a pussy and don't want to end up liking stuff most people don't like because there's no way I could defend it."
And we don't watch all that much together, this was actually the first time he found something on his own that I hadn't seen.
>>24576600
There's nothing else left for me, at the end of the day even manlets that can ask girls out have more value as men than me.
I'm shitting on Eva because it's widely overrated, but I agree. It's alright, I sometimes even defend the main character in discussions with people who think he's boring (he's not as boring as #3145 harem anime protagonist, but that argument is shit so I don't even try anymore)
I have contrarian tendencies that I like to hold backsince they're pretty autistic, so I'm not big on majority of /a/s opinion. It's probably OPM considering all the powerlevel and versus threads, though. It's got good quality and smooth animation.
>>24576701
As my TouMAN used to say, "Just because my reasoning is childish and wrong, and just because my argument can be easily defeated with a bit of cleverness, does not mean your reasoning is completely correct." or in other words, Carpe whatever and get a taste of what's driving you close, a show is not a person, it has no odds of biting.
>>24573240
literlly everything handed in a platinum plater for you, and still complaining
female logic, everyone
>>24574945
I got 12 days, but it'll most likely be less. She's an insufferable cunt with no redeeming qualities other than her warm holes.
>>24576777
Jackpot anon, it'll be okay. I defend Eva when it comes to Shinji being called a bitch. It's like they didn't understand the main point of his character. /a/ is autism. I've been on there too long so I left. Someone with autism pushed me over the edge on day and spending 80-90% of my awake time on there isn't healthy. Same on this board. Also based Madhouse. I knew they would do a good job.
Also Vixx aren't manlets though. They have good heights. Not that it matters because they are all qts. They are the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFSO3rQuIlo
Heres a picture of mystery.
I tried to help her but I realized she's just an attention whore.
>>24566315
1. Be Stacey
2. Text me "hey ;^D"
>>24577109
thats not mystery but who is that grill?
>>24577109
Very rude.
>>24577188
It's her
I tried to help her for a few days.
>>24566111
>don't date much
>have bf 6 months now
>family starts freaking out
>asking when we'll get married
>asking when they'll get grandchildren
>haven't even thought about marrying this guy
>they want to ask questions about his family's wealth and whatnot like they can still sell me for a dowry
smdh familia
>>24577053
My life is never okay, it's only depressing revelations and more suffering every time.
Exactly, his character is about a neglected spineless kiddo who's lonely, where piloting a robot is last thing on his mind in comparison to all the "natural" pilots in generic shows.
I've got time management problems right now (hello 5 AM), don't spend all time here though.
I'm talking about comparison between me and anons in here, it's kind of like a triangle of value and pointing fingers for me.I'm more into this sort of deal, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx3U9072f38
>>24577226
help her how?
>>24575028
Le epic guard calling, composed man X^D
>>24577260
I saw a lot of myself in her.
I wanted to help her get some confidence and be happy.
She didnt want that. She wanted attention. I was wrong.
>>24577294
why are you trying to act like you're a good guy when you're posting pics of her?
>>24577109
That's one 10/10 bitchI love Corgis and Yorkshires
But really, she's not as disgusting as she claimed honestly. Y'all eggheads need to get better sense of bangs.Alternatively could be an attention whore I guess
>>24577227
MEDDLESOME PEOPLE UNIRONICALLY BREAK A LEG
>>24577309
I'm not a good guy.
I was sympathetic only because she reminded me of myself.
>>24577294
What specific issues do you have?
>>24577393
Horrible self confidence and a lifetime of loneliness.
I used to have her sense of desperation until it left me heartbroken.
Shes a liar. Shes an attention whore.
tfw qt 5'1" transgirl
>look like a qt underage boy just like in her animes, but with A cup boobs
>still pass because qt girly voice
tfw no qt fujo gf
>>24577233
>My life is never okay, it's only depressing revelations and more suffering every time.
Same but most of my problems are just me.
>Exactly, his character is about a neglected spineless kiddo who's lonely, where piloting a robot is last thing on his mind in comparison to all the "natural" pilots in generic shows.
I related too much to him.
>I've got time management problems right now (hello 5 AM), don't spend all time here though.
Same, I would do that again if I wasn't overworked and stressed. I just sleep all the time now. I love Grandrodeo though. Didn't they do the ed for Nanatsu no Taizai with flow? That was a a treat. I still listened to jpop but kpop is for waifus and husbandos though. Only got into it recently and now happier because I get to see my husbando's smile. What a time to be alive, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg4pvqNFj6I
>>24577434
What did she lie about? Her desperation is fairly justified.
>expect a tripfag to not be an attention whore
NO
FEMBOT
WILL
BE
MY
STEAM
FRIEND
>>24577233
Also did you watch that series? Are you a fudanshi? Lewd.
>>24577554
Fuck you, not that anone, but you just resurfaced memories of me watching Yami no Matsuei and finding nothing wrong with it at the time.
Does that make me tainted now?
>>24577484
>Same but most of my problems are just me.
I'm more concerned with the end of all things, like there's no point even if reincarnation was real, universe's gonna turn up dead eventually. All these attempts at denial are always silly.Though I still hold fingers crossed for iterating universe
I relate as well, apart from being literally gay, though I'm comfortable only talking to guys straight to face and he's not so there's that.
>Same, I would do that again if I wasn't overworked and stressed. I just sleep all the time now.
Failing uni because of depression is all the bad time...
>I love Grandrodeo though. Didn't they do the ed for Nanatsu no Taizai with flow? That was a a treat. I still listened to jpop but kpop is for waifus and husbandos though. Only got into it recently and now happier because I get to see my husbando's smile. What a time to be alive, anon.
Yeah, it's cool. I've become pretty conditioned to Japanese language honestly, kpop irritates me somewhy, their country's technologies is the only backbone that helps me respect them though (aside from feeding North Korea at hilarious times).
Can't convince myself to be happy because of some celebrity, even if Mai Mizuhashi or Konomi Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civi- I mean, Konomi Suzuki, qualify as ones.
>>24577554
Nah, I'm a pretty straight person. My sexual extreme for deviation is trap and female stuff.Pegging or something similar is a no-no, though I might tolerate when a finger gets up the ass 'accidentally'
>>24566111
Not wanting boyfriends is entirely normal. All men are immature pigs
>>24577762
As for Nichijou bros, definitely watched it. It's gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9qA2A9QMf0
>>24576777
or as shirou used to say "just becuse you're right doesn't means you're in correct"
>tfw he confesses his feelings for you
>tfw he calls your beautiful, cute and gorgeous
>tfw wanna make him trap and peg him good
>>24577641
Nothing wrong with you. I had a fudanshi friend of mine watch Legend of the Blue Wolves (think he mistook it for LOGH). He then got into yaoi but that scared him. Nothing wrong with being a fudanshi. I feel like shit for being a fujo though. I swore to never become one but here we are. I'm becoming more degenerate, its even going into kpop. But I have ye to become a kfapper.I will never be that.
>>24577762
>I'm more concerned with the end of all things, like there's no point even if reincarnation was real, universe's gonna turn up dead eventually. All these attempts at denial are always silly. Though I still hold fingers crossed for iterating universe
I can't wait for the end.
>Failing uni because of depression is all the bad time...
Failing with low Bs... My mom will kill me, fall into depression after grades come out, stay in even more, ect.
>Nah, I'm a pretty straight person. My sexual extreme for deviation is trap and female stuff. Pegging or something similar is a no-no, though I might tolerate when a finger gets up the ass 'accidentally'
Pleb, anon. Thoughts on shotas?
>>24577809
>pidgeonholing
baka desu senpai
>>24577845
Please, that was godspeed translations, its meaning is more sensible, real similar to Touma's though.
>>24577851
pic [filename]
>>24577851
>tfw no gf to peg me and force me to wear a dress
>tfw you've been interested in the same guy for over two years.
>tfw You want him to notice you or have some sort of 1 on 1 conversation with you.
>tfw you are pretty much an interweb stalker.
>>24577947
I understand what he tried to say with all his moralfaggotry, but it was as retarded as "people die when they are killed"
>>24577930
I confronted my family about it, I'm autistic but determined.Everything's gonna be fineI hope.
>shotas
Straight shota pic related
>>24577851
That sounds lovely anon. Hope I find a girl into pegging and forced trap someday.
>>24578020
A-are you a grill?, I'm a tranny that looks like a shota, I'm 5'1"
>>24566315
I want her to confess her undying love to me.
>>24577977
ha, join the club
I rarely like girls, so when I do it actually feels special. The first girl I liked was a classmate in middle school, but I was too shy (and to much of a pokemon autist) to know how to talk to her, or how to not be ashamed to say that I liked her. After graduation lost contact (never talked to her desu, too shy still), until college, and magically felt the same for her, but we ended as friends (now I can talk with people). was waiting for her to break with her bf, but felt it it would be scumy to go after a girl that just ended a relationship, so I waited and voila, like 5 months later she got another bf.
Besides of her, I have only felt interested in other 3 girls
>mfw i want a dominate husband who acts parental and loving
>mfw most of the guys my age in my country all love asian girls or want to remain bachelors up until their 40's
where can i find a man like this?
>>24578060
Nah, I'm just a comfy malebot.
>>24578020
>I confronted my family about it, I'm autistic but determined. Everything's gonna be fine I hope.
Same here anon. Best of luck to us. New year is coming up. I'll try my best.
>/ss/
Not based anon. All shotas are important.
Where do I find men like this?
>>24578164
ISIS
this comment is original, you fucking gook bitch
>>24578222
does ISIS/Arab men have Yellow Fever like all men in the Anglosphere do?
>>24578114
GOD DAMN IT! So it doesn't get any better, I'm not even in the friendship phase. I'm in the random stranger who comments on my tumblr phase. I could get over him if I had a definitive answer.
>>24578267
Well, considering the goal of islm is to take over the world by any means, I don't think they will care about your race if you decide to obbey them and allow your husband to rape you, just like those white girls that ended dead because they decided they actually don't liked the muslim state
>>24578131
I'll try to do something as well, though not sure to what extents.
Being selective is a trait of autism, nothing I can do about it. I dislike yuri for instance but I'm a man and benis is not smart to realize yuri means no dongers.
Hell, I used to be just good enough to instinctively guess traps with it. Now I can only hold myself from wanking at them and laugh at my netfolks who have gone into "at this point I don't care anymore" mode. Keeping to traditional ways is one of those small things that I consider keep me human, as well as a functioning trap detector.
>>24578297
well, depends how he is. If he's a regular autist, he might feel good knowing you like his stuff (i know I do). If he's a normie or a chad, he probably has someone already.
But yeah, for people like us it doesn't get better. Hell, I had to fap to loli rape because vanilla gave me too much feels
>>24566111
I'd love to have a baby with you
>>24578491
If I had to say, it'd be autist. I just don't know how to attract his attention or just have a conversation with him. He's the only guy i've fallen head over heels for. But he doesn't even know what I look like.
>>24578491
>But yeah, for people like us it doesn't get better. Hell, I had to fap to loli rape because vanilla gave me too much feels
Hope I don't get there, quality artist loli doujins are already pretty detrimental.
>>24578297
Nothing ventured, nothing gained [/spoiler]I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW[/spoiler]
But yeah, you'll have to cast some eggs if you want something, especially with autists.
>literally have no friends b/c everyone on the internet is crazy to the nth degree
>spend all my social interaction tokens on /r9k/ shitposting
>someone tries being my friend
>turns out to be a huge bully
>is now literally sitting in a skype chat with his e-friends bullying me and tormenting me like the failed normie he is
>calls me names like "retarded" knowing that im actually autistic
Normies are so cruel desu, this is just like high school.. why are you even here if you're just going to make fun of spergs?
>check out lolcow for the first time
>five different threads about suzy/game grumps on different boards
>become shaken and confused to why anyone cares about her or what she is doing
>check out other threads
>they appear to all be picking on girls with eating disorders/body dysmorphia
>they stalk/berate girls on tumblr they dislike with laundry list of evidence around their personal life
>discussing with each other how to photoshop images properly
>fawning over lolita/cosplay/weeaboo makeup
I'm confused, if they hate weebs so much, why do they fawn over the entire style/lifestyle of weeb tumblr fashion? Why are they all into the stuff the girls they hate like while making fun of their decisions?
>>24578348
>Being selective is a trait of autism, nothing I can do about it. I dislike yuri for instance but I'm a man and benis is not smart to realize yuri means no dongers.
I watch Ikuhara series. Wish I read more yuri though.
>Hell, I used to be just good enough to instinctively guess traps with it. Now I can only hold myself from wanking at them and laugh at my netfolks who have gone into "at this point I don't care anymore" mode. Keeping to traditional ways is one of those small things that I consider keep me human, as well as a functioning trap detector.
I've reached that point where I don't care what kind of porn or doujin I read or watch. I don't fap to it though, just watch. Still prefer it to be yaoi though.
>>24578656
I don't get it either. Some crazy fan love to hate on female idols. If my husbando got a gf or appeared to get one, I'd cry but I wouldn't go writting shit about her. I just want him to be happy.
>>24578605
PM him or something (i don't know how your degenerte steven universe simulator site works), tell him how you liked something he shared and what are his thoughts, just talk to him
Someone here pls b my gf, thanks
>>24578636
Get mad retard
Fucking lel
>>24578819
Literally why don't you go suck your sempai Vyro's ass a little bit more?
Literally every femanon I meet on this board cries about how she orbited him for a few months and then was heartbroken. Literally hope your dick rots off and you get shot up by a school shooter, fucking faggot normalchads. Kill yourselves.
>>24578723
Oh I have, many times. But the way my degenerate steven universe (which he is also into) website works is that when you send an ask it post to the blog itself. It's like asking a question to a panel of people. And whether or not that question is private is left up to the person you sent it too. Over all not a very intimate conversation like IMing or Skype.
>>24578636
You already know their answers if you thought outside the box, come on.
>>24578656
Different branches of /cgl/ shitposters I guess, could have some doublethinkers as well.
>>24578717
I've managed to tolerate Shinsekai Yori stuff for the plot, kinda lost my marbles regardless though.
I used to watch hentai as a documentary for a year before I started fapping. Autism strong.
lolcows in neet chat have love for koreaboos, though so that's why I took you for one, been around there 3 times maybeThey're into various other stuff like meido koreaboos, traps etc., you might get along over time funnily
>>24578842
It's okay to fall for me.
Whats not okay is being so damn retarded about it. Did you think anyone would care about such a self hating attention whore?
>>24578893
what state are you from fish?
>>24578893
You are unstable. Seek help immediately.
>>24578854
wew lad
that's what you get for having feeling thowards a degenerate sjw in a degenerate sjw site. better luck next time
>>24578929
Maryland.
Trying to orbit me?
>>24578932
And you're retarded.
Kill yourself
>>24579005
Did you catfish mystery or something? Why are you two fighting?
LOOK MOM I CALLED A CHICK FAT ON THE INTERNET!!!!
huh?
YEAH I DID IT AGAIN LOL
>>24579026
I made her think I cared.
Made her think anyone cares about her whining.
>>24579026
Because I hurt his little feelings and he's a normalfag so he's crying to his little slutty normie e-friends about it and seeking attention.
It's really funny and embarrassing, so many of the things he said and did in the three short days I had talked to him for. He's honestly unstable. I don't know why he is so obsessed with my internet persona.
>>24578985
Well I guess it was time to move on anyway.
>>24579071
Do you honestly think I said anything truthful?
I was housesitting for a few days and had nothing better to do.
>>24579054
>lol I'm an asshole at pity party website ecks dee
>>24578932
>I have cute bf ^)_(^, let's jump the gun
>>24579071
>>24579105
Okay, describe what happened. Are you her online boyfriend now?
>>24579105
Dude you stayed up until 2 AM while I was ignoring you and sperged out when I didn't respond
You asked to be my bf and I had to cringely find a way to avoid talking to you about it
I had to literally put your messages on mute because you were blowing up my phone every hour on the hour
You sent me a picture of yourself that was so embarrassing I had to "pretend" not to see.
You complained about being a virgin and how people always made fun of you for it and I had to pretend like I gave a shit (I don't, deal with it normalfuck)
Get help, before its too late.
>>24579143
i pretended to care about her for a few days while I was housesitting to fuck with her.
She readded me on skype aftr I started posting her photo
>>24579143
I talked to him for 3 days and he was an annoying orbiter that I had to cringely ignore, now he's going around posting afakepicture of mesome reddit whoreand ruining my e-cred.
He even said he'd "stop" if I showed him my tits, as though I'm that stupid.
Failed normies are so unstable. I hope he doesn't do an Elliot 2.0
>>24579005
hmm, you sound just like a loser from my home state who was also nicknamed Fish.
maybe you're lying about being from Maryland
Or maybe there are just a lot of losers named fish out there
>>24578891
All I need is a V (live streaming app for idols), music shows, and Youtube. Its a good time. I go to /kpg/ on /mu/ for music discussion even if it is mostly waifu wars/posting and kfapping. Only go to tumblr to get re-edited pics back (Some fans insist on lighting idols skin color). Fans are crazy.
>>24579162
>>24579168
>>24579225
I don't know if you two are trying to ruse me because that seems like something you would do but okay.
So you had a internet relationship for 3 days and just broke up? Is this the boyfriend you were talking about mystery? My bet was 7 days and you only lasted 3.
>>24579168
Fish pls go, noone cares your tripfag circlejerk groups and bullying, do you expect anons to respect you somehow?
>>24579261
I'm pretty sure I live in maryland.
>>24579279
>groups
lel
>>24579274
I fucked with her because it's funny
>>24579274
Literally no, he's just some desperate loser that added me who I thought I'd humour because I've been stuck studying all day. He turned out to be psychopathic and I was so glad when he deleted me and now he's decided to ruin my /comfy/ evening watching my fave movie by following me around from thread to thread. He's unstable and needs help. He's a normalfag with normalfriends and he's on Skype with Vyro bullying me.
You wanna hear about Vyro? Literally every femanon I've spoken to has something to say about him. I don't know the guy personally but my best friend does and holy shit. Why do normalfags even come here?The bf I spoke about doesn't visit /r9k/.
>>24579320
LesoebinsimplyXDDDDDDD
>>24579343
No, I don't care about what vyro is up to. Why is that coming up?
>>24579168
>>24579320
i don't know what's going on with you but you're coming across like you're covering your ass and pretend it was all part of the plan or something
>>24579343
Dont you always say you dont have any friends?
>>24578636
>trusting fish
Oh, mymystery
>>24579378
desu senpai I probably wouldn't have any friends if people like you gave me trust issues
>>24579268
>Fans are crazy.
Literally why I don't want to become one, especially if they get in relationship with someone and upgrade me to toppest kuck status.I'm probably gonna waifufag myself into Misaki Shokuhou since her love story's problem is similar to mine ;_;The only trap I respect is Minamoto-kun though, he's a pretty fucker
Throwing this in the mix
she mad
>>24579419
Want a medal for being so sensitive?
>>24579076
you ca always do that, or become Ana from shimoneta
>>24579366
Because Fish is talking about how he's laughing w/ Vyro behind the scenes. This is literally a /soc/ circlejerk that they're turning it into. I don't understand why Vyro didn't fuck off a long time ago when Janey or whoever outed him. Holy shit why does he get off on bullying autists so much
>>24579399
I didn't trust him, I just hate it when peoplecontactfagsfollow me around thread to thread. Some other guy does it and I've managed to get him to stop, and now this faggot is doing it.
He's turning my online experience into /soc/: The Circlejerk. /r9k/ is literally where I go for social interaction and he's turning into the cool normie's club. This isn't mean girls I wish he would FUCK OFF. Tripfags have no business interacting with one another in public.
>>24579481
I'm also laughing with several others.
I'm glad to ruin your online experience.
>>24579378
I don't have friends, because I fucking hate people, just like I hate you. When you finally fucked off and stopped messaging me I was so happy, today was a great day in solitude with just me and my board /r9k/, and my favourite movie about artificial intelligence and robots :)))) You had to ruin that with your little high school bullying
>>24579441
Did I send this to Vyro or Eeyore? Because desu I can't remember which is which.
NORMALCHADS PLS GO. Cheating on women belongs on /soc/, not /r9k/. /r9k/ is for robots only. Not men who have had multiple women. Fucking whores.
>>24578893
>tfw i still care about her
>>24579529
mystery you seem a little too judgmental for not being a virgin and all that. i know you enjoy spinning it like you were raped but lets be honest, you wanted that neckbeards dick in you to begin with.
>>24579509
/soc/ plz go
>>24579529
I'll leave after you drink bleach
>>24579539
I almost feel bad for you
>>24579553
pretty sure mystery is that whore who slept with a guy on /soc/ because he said he'd "ruin" her for other men.
>>24579553
Have you seen his picture? I'm a beta, so I try not to be mean to people. When he sent me it, I literally pretended not to see it. He then deleted it and I had to pretend not to notice it. I'm a nice person, but even I couldn't fake being nice to such an ugly shithead.
I wasn't raped idk where you got that from. I was a dumb autist, still am. Not sure why normies are on this board bullying me when they can choose to go on reddit or /soc/. Do I have to go back to wizchan?
>>24579432
I-I wouldn't be a kek if he got a gf. I'd be a happy person because he is happy. Husbando is happy = I am happy. Hopefully when his non dating part of his contract ends he isn't caught up in a dating "scandal". Go easy on him crazy fan girls.
>>24579556
I talk to like 3 people
Hardly /soc/
http://imgur.com/a/ClHgL
>>24579593
No, I slept with one guy when I was a teenager who was my friend from childhood. That is literally all. /soc/ is a cancer board, right up Fish and Vyro's alley. It's for normalchads to go and harass normalstaceys. I'm afraid they'd bully me if i posted there.
>>24579608
I don't really look at pictures of fish unless this >>24579399 is him, but I'm not sure why it matters.
>>24579565
Did she talk to you about me? Was I even worth mentioning? I'm going to improve myself so mystery will love me.
>>24579593
From years of the archives, she claimed to met 1 or 2 people from here. Only they know what happened.
>>24579673
She never mentioned you.
She didnt seem to care about anyone other than herself.
Like a regular attention whore
>>24579673
>Did she talk to you about me? Was I even worth mentioning? I'm going to improve myself so mystery will love me.
Dude. "Talk" - I spent most of the time ignoring his incessant messages, and the other half of the time whining about the paper I had to write. He was crazier than you, if that's saying anything. I spent the entire time literally PRAYING he wouldn't message me back lmao
>From years of the archives, she claimed to met 1 or 2 people from here. Only they know what happened.
I still talk to both of them and we are good friends. 2012 /r9k/ was filled with fellow autists and mentally retarded people such as myself, not the crazy normies of today.
>>24579614
I had that sort of philosophy as well before (shitty situation with a crush), until I cracked and became warmongering on the inside for neediness of affection. Recently I've calmed down and frankly don't give a shit as long as I can compose myself without tying my love to 3D.
sup cunts
>>24579732
>I have no friends only normies have friends
>I have several friends
Desperate for sympathy huh?
>>24579747
>>>/soc/
is that way, desu
>>24579475
These are some terrible ass options. Sadly enough I am getting pretty close to Anna levels.
>>24579770
Online friends that you e-mail once a month aren't the same thing as circlejerking with your buttbuddies every day on skype.
>>24579702
I'm glad she didn't.
>>24579732
Sorry about being crazy. I seriously didn't know I had those emotions in me. I will stop bothering you after this thread.
>>24579805
do he and vyro jerk it daily?
>>24579805
Sounds like jealousy of my 3 friends
Thats pathetic
>you're an attention whore
>is a tripfag
>uses a tripfag
>>24579818
I talk to vyro like once a month.
Mostly about food
>>24579791
listen, as long as you're not superfat, the rape can be turned into love
>>24579818
Probably jerking it right now.
>>24579821
Having friends is for normies. I don't care, after I deleted you off skype yesterday I was like "FINALLY! ALONE AT LAST" and this morning I woke up so fucking happy. I finished all my assignments, went to work, came home, made dinner, watched my favourite movie, shatpost on my favourite board and was gleaming.
And then you decided to rear your ugly head. Seriously, for someone who complains about attention whores, you sure are an attention whore and sure seem to be friends with a lot of attention whores. :^) Maybe if you weren't insufferable you wouldn't be so bitter.
>>24579734
I gave up on the whole "3DPD" thing. I had a 2D husbando but idols are 2.5D. I gave up on 3D until I saw my husbando. Literally perfect. I'm happier after seeing his smile. Its an amazing thing. It's late for you. Have a good night, anon. Nice talking to you.
>>24579881
I removed you after I got done housesitting
You seem really bitter
>>24579791
Shimoneta is degenerate, but passion for love is always fine. Just try, the only thing you have to lose is occupied space in brain.
>>24579911
I was very happy that you removed me, since you didn't seem to get the message that I didn't want to talk to you. I even had to "fake" going to sleep to get you to stop messaging, and then you stayed up all night and got pissy when I didn't "wake up" lmao
It's just fucking cringey as fuck. Worst experience of my life, dealing with crazy normalfags. I'm never adding anyone from /r9k/ again.
