ban all frogposters.
now.
that green bastard stopped being cool ages ago.
bump
up
We all know it's you Wagekek
Don't you have to go to work tomorrow to finish all that extra work your boss is making you do? Don't want to be late and tired, you should get some sleep
>>24574124
I bet you have a 9gag tab open on your browser
COME ON ROBOTS TELL US WHAT YOU'RE EATING TONIGHT AND POST SOME PICTURES OF IT!
I'm habing fish & chips. Going out to get it now will post pics when I get back (I'm sure thread will be hopping by then).
In the meantime have a general fish and chip picture.
Based chicken Caesar salad wrap with a cup of chicken chili
>>24573235
Mi mangis supo. Gi estis bongustega.
>>24573335
those wraps are very based indeed.
I've never had chicken chili though... idk I don't think I would like it.
who /relaxed fit jeans/ here?
straight leg master race
>>24573214
active flex master race reporting in
American Eagle got the comfiest jeans I kid you not
>not wearing skinny jeans to show off twink body
going to some normie party for the first time
just in case, I need to know how to kiss. any normies here care to explain how one kisses?
>>24573116
The main thing is not slobber all over her. Follow her lips, if you've never done it before. Not that hard.
I only have a small and retarded notion of what kissing is like and it only comes from the few dreams I have about it every few months.
I never got better, even in my dreams I'm too conscious about the lips on lips action and it turns into a weird feeling.
Also fuck off you normalfag cunt.
>>24573116
>just in case, I need to know how to kiss
Somehow I don't think that is going to be an issue for you
Why dont you guys change your lives if you hate them so much?
I always see people here complaining about shit, but I never see you guys trying to change it.
You want the answer or you want to troll people?
Because the answer is really fucking simple. Complaining is much easier and grants a momentary release.
>>24573090
it's like falling into a muddy ditch, you try and climb out but keep slipping back into the black puddle at the bottom and there are people looking down and laughing at you.
>>24573090
I don't hate my life. I hate you though.
So what are you supposed to do after sex? Do you just shake her hand and leave? Do you take her out for coffee or something?
Suck her dick. It's only fair.
Clean her and go to bed
>>24573082
It depends.
If it's my girl, I'll lay next to her for a while then bullshit my way out of bed. Bitches hate if you just walkout right after.
All women are sluts and will cheat on you for a Chad regardless of their race or religion.
>pic related
>tfw not even muslim girls are not safe from degerancy
>>24573623
No woman is safe from degeneracy, as soon as they come to the west they turn into whores. Women are naturally like this when not held to act decent like human beings, the west enables, and depending on how you look at it, encourages them to act like what they are: Whores.
>>24573069
She's a paki tho.
Let that sink in
There is no way that is right.
sorry. dont believe a infographic with a still from a pixar film from "devrange.net" whatever that is.
But that's clearly not even remotely close to true.
sup /r9k/! What's your favorite burger?
My favorite is mcdonalds double cheeseburger with extra pickles, extra onions, no ketchup, add big mac sauce, 5 extra beef patties and 3 extra slices of cheese.
They always fuck it up, either forget something or put all the cheese on top like retardss, like how dumb can those monkeys be? WTF?! makes me mad as fuck, especially when i'm ordering and they stare at like like retards when i tell them how to make it.
But daym it's tastes good if done well.
What the fuck rip op
>>24573101
no buully pl0x
>>24572950
Double McChicken (its not on the menu) no mayo. Buffalo sauce on the side.
and a fountain drink ; )
>masturbate to sexy qts in hot dresses
boring
>masturbate to softporn
boring
>masturbate to normal porn
boring
>masturbate to hardcore porn
boring
>masturbate to fetish porn
boring
>masturbate to shemale porn
boring
>masturbate to gay porn
boring
suddenly there is nothing that arouses you anymore and you become more productive...
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>>24572910
that was nice of you
>>24572910
Pick a woman, and manifest her in your mind with the absolute perfect body, and write stories about her and yourself.
I've been doing this for years, to the point where all I ever do when I jack it is think of her in my mind and blast white stuff away.
God. Seeing her in real life gets me fucking hard even if she isn't a representation of what I morphed her into in my mind.
I'm completely fine with this, and its what keeps me sane. Perhaps when I move out, I will create a custom...
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>>24573692
this is how serial killers start m8
>tfw normie Girl comes with Nice pepe pictures on whatsapp
Guys Lets move on to pupper the alien!
Bump. Did you draw this? Can he be an any instead?
bUMP. but he needs a mouth tbqh
>>24572899
Gee, I'm sure this will turn out fine~
I bet EVERYBODY on /r9k/ will love your meme~
I'm sure we'll all forget Pepe even exists and will all start using your "pupper"~
>tfw Oswald
>tfw father loved 16th century English literature
>tfw mother was a poet and librarian
JUST
That's a cool name.
My last name is fucking horrible. There's like 15 people in America who have it if I'm counting right, and we all live within five minutes of each other.
Nobody can fucking pronounce it (it's about as German as you could possibly get) and it's embarrassing as shit. I've actually mulled over legally changing it.
Thankfully I'm never going to procreate, and the only one who has the ability to pass down the curse at this point is a faggot Chad younger cousin. Hopefully he only has girls so it can finally rest in peace.
Smiths...
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>>24572916
Thanks
Muted for 2 seconds qefgwegweg
since i know you fuckers are lurking here, how does one go about finding a gf
Stop being hateful, get a job, loose weight, shower everyday and use he Internet less
The first thing you do is stop posting fascist things in r9k.
That's what pol is for.
(R9k is for gay newfags who want to not be seen as neet, and some oldfags who want to pretend that r9k hasn't been taken over by those mentioned above)
How to get a girlfriend:
0. Get a McJob or whatever
1. Leave 4chan
2. Learn social skills
3. Use said social skills to acquire friends
4. Go to gym
5. Acquire strength
6. Take up a hobby
7. Find a non-shit place to post your shit (twitter)
8. Socialize on twitter
9. Become a normie
10. lose your waifu
11. Lose your memes
12. Become decent
13. Meet girls
14. Hang out with selected target
15. Ask your target out
16.????
17. Profit
18. Sex
I do feel bad for you wagekeks. You'll never know what it's like to be a manager.
I get to take as many (paid) smoke breaks as I want, can take as long a lunch break as I want. Can come in late and leave early and it doesn't affect my pay. I just fired a guy too today for coming in late.
My assistant supervises all the people on the floor under my control (about 12 total) while I get to sit in my office browsing the internet. I work less than half as much as you do and get paid more than twice as much. How does that make you feel? I'm also...
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I didn't know they had managers for sitting alone in your room on 4chan
>>24572725
Your job sounds like it pays like shit.
I do feel bad for you salarykeks. You'll never know what it's like to be a contractor.
I get to work from home and finish a contract as quickly or slowly as I dictate in the contract. I can go on vacation for a month and it doesn't affect my pay.
My assistant collects all the data necessary for my job while I get to shitpost from the comfort of my bed. I work less than half as much as you do and get paid several times more. How does that make you feel? I'm also younger than anyone else I work on contracts with and I can hear the resentment...
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Opinion on white privilege?
>>24572717
just something non-whites project their insecurities onto desu
just fuck off desu
I like this thread. Victimism is very fun.