going to some normie party for the first time
just in case, I need to know how to kiss. any normies here care to explain how one kisses?
>>24573116
The main thing is not slobber all over her. Follow her lips, if you've never done it before. Not that hard.
I only have a small and retarded notion of what kissing is like and it only comes from the few dreams I have about it every few months.
I never got better, even in my dreams I'm too conscious about the lips on lips action and it turns into a weird feeling.
Also fuck off you normalfag cunt.
>>24573116
>just in case, I need to know how to kiss
Somehow I don't think that is going to be an issue for you
>>24573174
i'm a khv. not a normie yet, but i guess the fact that I even want to go to this party makes me a failed normalfag.
>>24573116
Make an "O" shape with your mouth and say wow. That's literally the worst and best example I could give you, I learned it from a show.
>>24573227
i'm slightly above average looking. i just don't wanna look like a retard if some drunken roastie attempts to initiate a kiss.
someone pls gib good advice
>>24573529
You're asking a bunch of hhkv anon, the closest you'll get is to either ask your parents for advice or just akwardly make fish motions with your mouth.
>>24573557
there's a ton of normies on /r9k/ these days.
>>24573116
dude from the other thread here. Keep the spit/slobber/wetness to a minimum. If she's sober, on the very first kiss, less is more until the end. Let her break the kiss. Eyes closed, lilt your head, and somewhere on her, lips to lips
>>24573956
thanks chadbloxbloxblo
>>24573284
Believe me broski, that wont happen.
>>24574078
i hope you're right
>>24574023
you're welcome m8
>>24573116
Put your lips together and blow, faggot
>>24573116
Still a virgin but had a gf I kissed 8 years ago. It's pretty easy actually. I forgot but it's very natural.
