So what are you supposed to do after sex? Do you just shake her hand and leave? Do you take her out for coffee or something?
Suck her dick. It's only fair.
Clean her and go to bed
>>24573082
It depends.
If it's my girl, I'll lay next to her for a while then bullshit my way out of bed. Bitches hate if you just walkout right after.
>>24573103
Do I have to make her cum? Am I supposed to swallow?
>>24573082
Yea shake her hand and leave.
>take off condom
>go to bathroom and flush it
>clean dick
>return and cuddle in bed
>>24573118
>clean her
Bitch nigga.
Cuddle or leave.
Depending if you like the girl or not.
>>24573145
Exactly this desu senpai
>>24573082
Tip and tell her to get out
>>24573082
That type of porn used to be fetish when I was younger. A female fucking a trap.
No need to pull out or anything, just sleep wherever you are. Over her, under her, behind her, whatever.
>>24573082
sauce... please -.-
>>24573242
Now you just watch dudes getting it on.
>>24573474
>A female fucking a trap.
>dudes getting it on
Nigga wut?
>>24573517
Try reading the sentence until you understand it.
>>24573566
You mean the fucking implies the female is somehow a trap too?
Shes suppose to go take a piss after so just leave while shes in the bathroom
>>24573082
You're supposed to give her money.
>>24573597
Let's try this again. Try. Reading. The sentence. Until. You. Understand. It
>>24573631
Fuck off im too tired for this shit.
This is the type of question that makes me afraid of sex. I wouldn't know how to start having sex, have sex, finish having sex, or know what to do after. Such confusingness. I don't get it, robot. I don't get it.i'm 38 and a vergin btw
>>24573646
couldn't get it either
>>24573720
>>24573646
he means that people into trannies eventually start watching just regular guys fucking
>>24573716
>that anxiety imagining trying to have sex and fucking it up by forest gump-ing it all up
>>24573145
>go to bathroom and flush it
You're not supposed to flush it down the toilet anon..
>>24573876
But what if she takes it out of the trash and impregnates herself and holds you hostage for 18 years?
>>24573631
Christ you sound obnoxious.
>>24573930
Sperm dies after a while, you are supposed to stay with her until then.
>>24573082
Just bask in the afterglow for a bit. Talk or sleep or leave. Fuck man, no one cares.
>>24573082
s-so
s-source?
Uhh can i help you? Get the fuck out bitch this aint the Notebook
IM A STREET NIGGA DAWG WE DONT LOVE THEM HOES
>>24573988
THIS
HOLYSHITFUCK
Bathe in afterglow, cuddle or some shit.
Its kinda annoying when girls are like
> Your sweaty
Well no shit princess I was basically doing a quads workout for 30 minutes.
SORCE?!
>huge watermark in the corner
>people ask for source
jesus.
>>24573082
cuddle, then have sex again
>>24573876
What does flushing it do?
>>24574179
it's bad for the pipes
>Take a shower together
>Get a drink or snack together
>Watch tv or movie, play card games, fall asleep together, do anything really.
I miss all the after sex stuff with my ex. It was the best.
>>24574215
not my pipes lol
I usually just lay there next to my bf for a minute to let myself calm down after cumming and get back into my normal mindset. He smokes a cig and by the end of that we just go on with the day. We might cuddle if it was sex right before sleep.
There is no universal post-sex steps. You just kind of figure it out as you go with your partner. last week we had a quickie and he seriously pulled out tossed on his boxers, picked me up and had me sit in his lap as he played fallout, note that I was still in the middle of cumming when he was already pulling on his boxers and by the time I calmed down he was already booting up his PS4. I then sat there for a good 25 minutes with him then made some food for us.
>>24574336
are youa queer?
Grab towel, dry dick off, she dries her pussy, get out of bed, play WoW
>>24574229
>tfw you'll never shower with a girl you love
Why even FUCKING live?
>>24574215
ITS ALL PIPES
>mfw americans tip their gf after having sex
Say "okay gotta go" in a joking way and then leave the room immediately. As long as she thinks you're being ironic, it will be fine.
>>24574429
It hurts, man.
She would was the bottom of my feet and stuff. She was so cute. I loved her terriblyWe've been broken up for two years and I haven't been with anyone since.I got a letter from her grandparents in the mail today and I cannot bring myself to open it.
>>24573082
Cuddle and go to sleep if it's the missus. Otherwise just leave.
>>24574459
>she would was the bottom of my feet
The fuck does this mean
>>24574440
They also clap to congratulate her on a good performance
>>24574459
Why the fuck would her grandparents, of all people, send you a letter? Open that shit. She might have died or something.
>>24574560
Should have said "wash the bottom of my feet."
It was very cute that she'd want to clean every inch of me and I of she. We'd kiss and hold each other. It was very sweet and playful. Hopefully I can find anotheror that someday she'll realize that she made a mistake leaving me.
>>24573082
>Do you just shake her hand and leave?
Yes, and if she's asian you have bow before her and present your business card to her with both hands while exclaiming YOROSHIKU ONEGAISHIMASU
>>24574596
Her family really liked me. Her mother did as well.
I got along great with everyone, helped out as much as I could, and really felt part of their family for a time. I really think her family expected us to get married. I know I wanted it to happen.
>>24574601
Stop. I can't handle these feels at 1am ;_:
>>24573082
That's why I don't have sex. Everything would go downhill after the orgasm. It's the saddest and most miserable part of life. It's almost ridiculous. Like, "WHOAAA DUDE THAT WAS AMAZING I FELT NIRVANA... ummm, you know... know what?". Really pathetic shit. Sex should be always looked at like the ideal you work towards all your life but never achieve, because once you do it, you're dead.
>>24574654
I've been pushing them back most every day for two years. If I can handle it, you can too.
>>24574459
WHY FUCKING LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I would pat her on the head then go drink a glass of OJ.
>>24574691
Because I want those feelings again and because you want to have them too.I met her on /ck/. We wound up flying back and forth across the country to see eachother. I was her first and she was mine. It was beautiful, wonderful, and amazing. She broke up with me the day after thanksgiving two years ago. I'm fine now, but I do still have dreams of her sometimes.
>>24574727
what's the reason she broke up with you?
and how da fuck do you meet succubi on /ck/?
it's supposed be anonymous.
>>24574751
I really don't know why she broke up with me. We were laying in bed and I could tell something was bothering her. She said she didn't love me anymore. I had an embarrassing lie I kept from her but came clean about weeks before.I had dropped out of school and was terribly embarrassed about it. I was so ashamed but I wish I had just told her to begin with.
I met her in a survey thread. Some hot shot asked "why do people even do this?" and she said she wanted to find someone to fall in love with jokingly...
One thing lead to another and yeah...
>>24574133
They're traps and trap lovers, what'd you expect, they have some of the lowest iq.
>>24574912
>"I had dropped out of school "
>"I really don't know why she broke up with me"
isn't it obvious, she wanted the all mighty dollar, not you, dat filthy slut.
>>24575033
I make $100k+ a year though.
>>24575041
Granted, this job started a few months after she left me, but I told her it was my plan to get it and how much I'd make and be able to help her with.In the end, I got my dream job, but lost my dream girl. Funny how it works.
>>24575041
Kill yourself right now.
>>24575041
that's why you need a faithful christian filipina girl, not those Americanized satanic whores.
talking from experience, happily married for 4 years.
>>24575247
Why? Do you not believe my story or something?
>>24575270
I'd take pretty much anything at this point. Congrats on your marriage.
>>24574161
thats exactly what u do. never let society change u senpai
Smoke a cigarette as a single tear runs down my cheek thinking of the only one I ever truly loved.
So I'm a virgin, but I had an online partner who I frequently had chat sex with and here's what I have to say:
AFTER SEX STAY AND CUDDLE AND CHAT A LITTLE
Just leaving is so annoying. It's like you don't see us as anything but a sex object and that you don't really love us.
>>24575318
>"I'd take pretty much anything at this point."
don't sell yourself so low, do you want to be dumped by another progressive liberal whore like her again for whatever stupid reason she comes up with?
I make her a bowl of eggs and feed it to her
>>24573082
you have to tip your fedora at her, say "m'lady, I must leave to read poetry on my 3ds", and leave
>>24575548
>do you want to be dumped by another progressive liberal whore like her again for whatever stupid reason
No, but I'm just so lonely some nights and I have so much I want to share.
There's just a big hole in my heart and I hate living the way I do. I drink too much, eat out too much, and lack intimacy in my life. This is the most I've let out in a year and a half.
>>24573970
Can't be too careful. Did you hear about that guy who got a blowjob from a chick, came in her mouth, she saved it, impregnated herself with it and then he was ordered by a court to pay child support?
>>24574727
>implying I'll ever get it
>>24573145
This is what I do but instead of flushing it down the toilet I just toss the condom in the trash near her bedside
Also just realized my gf is on vacation for a week and before I dropped her off at the airport we fucked and I threw the condom in the trash as usual but she didn't take out the trashbag before we left in the morning.
I wonder if her roommates are gonna smell my 5 day old jizz.
>>24574336
>He smokes a cig
so not only a faggot, but a fucking arsonist
>>24575662
Don't worry buddy I cum in my garbage bin ~daily and don't empty it for months and there's no odd smell in apptment
>>24575246
What do you do?
>tfw I want to drop out of college
>>24575655
Don't give up, familioso.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO8kTRv4l3o
>>24575714
Did you not click the picture? It's pretty obvious.
Don't drop out of college. You'll have a better quality of life most likely even if you make less than I do.
I only ever had one girlfriend, was with her for five years, she was my first, I was her first. Broke up a year and a half ago, and I've just been running through sluts ever since.
With someone you care about, you wipe your dick off, she cleans the cum out of her (skip this step if you're not lucky enough to have a girl on birth control and don't get to raw dog it), talk, cuddle, fall asleep if she's staying the night or you're staying at her place that night. Towards the end of our relationship, we'd start fucking in the middle of a show, pause it, get it on, and then just unpause and go back to watching the show. We'd watch Trailer Park Boys, most often, and eat Chinese derivery.
With the sluts, I kick them out of my house and go the fuck to sleep. I've been taking great pleasure in being super sweet and charming, banging the whore on the first date, after being such a lovely guy all night, and then flipping the switch, calling them dirty whores and telling them to get the fuck out. If they put up a fuss, I grab them and physically throw them out. I don't even care about the sex, any more, I don't even get off from the sex, I get off when I beat off and go to sleep alone.
>>24573716
Just say "Wew,I'm done" as convincing as possible with a big grin, implying that the sex was so good that it left you exhausted.
In other thought, disregard that advice. I really fucked up that one time.
>>24573082
Depends
>if normal girl
She'll normally try to do as much shit as possible to keep you from making her a pump+dump. Maybe shell offer to make you a meal, it's usually the case. I wake up in her bed and she asks if she can make me breakfast.
Do this, it's one less meal you have to pay for.
>>24575736
You drive buses and put your feet up for a living?
And I'm doing terribly in college with no direction or any idea of what I want to do with it. I'm getting to the point where I either have to take out a loan to continue paying for school or stop taking classes altogether. I don't feel it'd be the best financial decision for me to go into debt over something I'm not even sure why I'm doing in the first place.
>>24575737
>tfw gf on birth control and still won't let me cum inside her
she lets me fuck without a condom but I'd rather just use one if I have to pull out.
>>24575754
>Just say "Wew,I'm done" as convincing as possible with a big grin, implying that the sex was so good that it left you exhausted.
>Wew, I'm done
>big grin
You're a hoot and a half, anon.
>>24575776
Don't drop out. Really, don't. I wish I took out loans instead. It's so hard to go back when you leave.
And no, I don't drive buses.
>>24575826
What do you have against Chris Pine?
And even if I don't drop out I'm getting kicked out so I have to wait 2 semesters to continue anyway.
>>24575601
you seriously need to read this: http://www.remnantofgod.org/salvation.htm
>>24575806
>implying pulling out still isn't infinitely better than a condom
Condoms are part of the reason I can't get off with random sluts; the other part being that I've been a miserable misogynist ever since that whore dumped me out of the fucking blue and just completely severed all contact. A year and a half ago, I was genuinely a nice guy. Now I'm just fucking bitter and angry all the time, and I hate women.
Of course, the one time I fucked a slut without a condom, I caught chlamydia.
Robots, if you truly hate women, you will dedicate your lives to learning how to seduce them, so that you can fucking wreck them like this. They all, without fail, freak the fuck out when you treat them this way. I haven't fucked anyone in a month, and I still get angry texts from the last slut I pumped and dumped.
>>24575855
Chris Pine played a conductor in that silly movie with Denzel Washington. They got a little bit right in that movie but a whole lot wrong.
>Ending where he denzel keeps saying to apply the independent brake
>Chris Pine just keeps putting the automatic in emergency
>Chris Pine is giving hand signals but standing on the wrong side of the motor.
>Doesn't walk his fucking train and pulls too many cars
What a sorry motherfucker. A disgrace to all conductors and trainmen.
>>24575895
I don't need protestant crap telling me to let Jesus into my heart.
>>24574727
>/ck/
so, she liked ramen and pizza?
>>24575960
She was apescetarianand we loved cooking together baking cakes and meals and stuff.
I live in Louisiana and turned a little Yankee girl into a crawfish loving cajun queen.
how long does sex usually last for healthy 20-something adults?
>>24576012
Depends entirely on how long you want it to last.
If you're having a bunch of foreplay and teasing, it could last for hours.
If you're just straight up fucking, 5-10 minutes.
>>24575994
you know, she doesn't sounds like the /ck/ I used to know. When I browsed it, it was just pizza, ramen, and tipping threads. Maybe eggs once in a while. That's why I left that mudhole
>>24576060
She was the best. Wasn't like any other girl I've met before or since.
>>24576044
I last 1 minute what do
>>24575928
I'm the one who asks for condoms when we fuck senpai.
>with condom
-I can last an extremely long time
-Still feels great
-Can jizz inside whenever I want
-No mess, easy cleanup
-Can just sit there inside her for a little and relax until I'm ready for round 2
>without condom
-I become One Pump Man
-Orgasms always ruined by pulling out
-Have to clean up immediately after cumming
-Always have to be super wary of my strokes or I'll reach the point of no return way too quickly
-Gf freaks out and runs to the bathroom if I accidentally cum inside, ends sex right then and there instead of continuing with a blowjob or something like she usually does
-Her pussy convulses during sex and when she orgasms it locks me in, becomes extremely hard to pull out
-Harder to work up to round 2
-Constant lingering thought of babies if she forgot to take her birth control or something
I'll stick to condoms m8
>>24576126
Drink alcohol profusely.
>>24576126
Get hard and use lotion and stimulate the more sensitive parts of your penis. Lower the sensitivity and you'll last longer. It won't feel as good though
>>24576153
You both need to fix your insecurities about babies and shit, holy fuck.
Work on lasting longer, or you know what? Don't, at all. Cum as fast as you normally do, and just own it. Don't believe the media lies that sex is just completely over when the dude cums, you can go again, and if you're a young man, you should be able to get right back up and go.
Even when just beating off, I'll sometimes just stay hard after cumming, for a significant length of time. If I was particularly horny with my ex, I'd just keep pumping, even after I came, and you know what? After a normal length of time, I'd cum again.
You're severely limiting yourselves, sexually. There's no point in the birth control if you're never going to put it to work.
>>24576299
>If I was particularly horny with my ex, I'd just keep pumping, even after I came
I did this once and it hurt like a motherfucker. I can get hard again after cumming really quickly cause I'm only 23 but goddamn senpai does the second session suck compared to the first one.
>>24576119
you didn't answered my question. I was asking about her and her role in /ck/, not how good of a person she was
>>24575723
Alright Jim Wittebols.
>>24576354
I guess it takes all kinds, but my orgasms just get progressively better and more intense, as I go on.
I just finished my sixth fap of the day and I actually moaned and hollered "OH GOD".
>>24576381
I don't know what to say. We talked a lot about other stuff, but her favorite things to cook were fish and potatos. She was a pretty good cook overall and like to experiment with stuff and see what did and didn't work.
She liked ramen a little, I guess, but not the plain boring type you get at walmart. The kind with fresh vegetables and all that.
I did deliver pizza when I first met her, however.
>>24573082
SAUCE plxxxx
>>24576245
This worked for you?
