How was your Thanksgiving Day, /r9k/?
>>24590968
It sucked. All the stores closed and I didn't have any food, so I basically went the whole day without eating. Thanks wagekeks.
>creamy greenbean casserole
>turkey & stuffing
>garlic mashpotatoes
>corn galore & butter rolls
>sweatpotatoe casserole topped w/ marshmallows
>Duet IPA by Alpine/GreenFlash brew (San Diego)
it was a good day
Masturbated to young teens all goddamn day. SIgh.
Hello /r9k/
Im pretty sure my mother is cheating on my stepdad. He suspects this too after reading her text messages. He confronted her about it and mom just went full retard and got mad at him. Stepdad told me he's just going to let it be for now. So hes quite literally being keked. Im naturally disgusted by my mother. She porbably cheated on my father too. I remember him shouting "FUCKING WHORE!" to my mom when I was a kid. They divorced and my dad turned into an alcoholic that beat us up everytime we went there.
Anyways my stepdad is a pretty...
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>>24590939
Just kill yourself. Pick the riffle your stepdad used to teach you to hunt and put a bullet in your brain. You said yourself: You have nothing to lose.
Stick a bullet up your ass and post pics.
>>24591136
relax ive already made plans to kill myself down to the date
since we all will inevitably lose it lets make a playlist for when it happens
my personal rampage song senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_OpyEoioMI
>>24590931
FROM SHADOWS
Dont have a link on me but you can just google "from shadows" and youll find it.
KILL HUMANS
Just google dubsidia-kill humans. Make sure to find the original as there is a dirtyloud remix which is shit.
REPTILE
By skrellix. Enuff said.
C'mon i know you got some pent up rage r9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLC7qydsglE
>>24590931
>>24591093
>>24591530
Shit tastes all of you desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4RCOcz9ow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI
Tried to buy someone something in an earlier thread but they didn't believe me I guess, so first one to post your steam id, I'll buy you a game on your wish list.
>>24590679
merophe
>>24590679
steamcommunity.com/id/jackharkness
please pick me im having a shit week
>>24590699
is this for real though senpai?
I don'te ven have anything on my wish list fug
>tfw you come to the conclusion that the reason you have no friends and you family doesn't want to spend time with you is because you're genuinely just an unlikable person who doesn't deserve to be loved.
i try so hard to be interesting and funny and confident and attractive. i put so much effort into learning shit and picking up skills and acing college tests.
and it's all for nothing. no matter what i do i'll never be good enough to earn the affection of others.
even /r9k/ hates me
>>24590476
Good job, Anon. Now you can finally begin your journey to bettering yourself and becoming a likable person.
>>24590507
>literally says they do nothing but try way too hard to better themselves
>"Good job, now you can learn to better yourself!!"
Do what I did and stop trying to get people to like you, hate to say it, but it's the only time when you should b urself.
If you manage to reach the point where you can fake being a decent person and get people to like you, you get tired of it after a day.
I once tried to stop making edgy jokes, being aggressive and start being kind to people, trust me, it's fucking exhausting.
>tfw another evening at the big M
Who /fatfuckwhocantstopeatingfastfood/ here?What are you having tonight?
>>24590473
This, embrace kebab
>>24590473
> Actually eating there and not in your car/at home
And you call yourself a robot
Just had 2 whoppers with 2 large sodas and 2 large onion rings with 4 packets of onion ring sauce pic related
I am 5'4" and 320lbs. Help me.
>post amazon wishlist
>get gifts from other anons
>>24590148
>All I want for christmas
>>24590865
Post address, I'm more than happy to pay for a tripfag to die
>>24590148
I want a boyfriend and everyone with an IQ below 110 to die.
>Tfw ur a neonazi and hate jews but love girls with dark hair and eyes and hate yourself more than anything so being a hypocrite doesn't make a different
the girl in that pick... i found her facebook page by chance a few days ago and it's filled with 4chan memes. can anyone explain what it's about?
>>24590146
>neonazi
You must be 18 or older to post on 4chan
>>24590230
I'm sorry I'm out of touch with the lingo here I haven't browsed for a couple years
is it supposed to be neocon?
>kirjoita skandinaavisia kirjaimia
>Non-ASCII text is not allowed
Vittu
>you will never have an an anime-loving finnbro
How come I can't have a Finnish rifle gf
>>24589957
Leave sweden please!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5hgggovrtYc
>B-b-b-but... Niggers are savages!
>tfw Ancient Egyptians got most of their culture from the Nubians
Good bait /pol/. 10/10, you will get replies.
>tfw niggers have no history
Should I feel bad?
I'm a senior in university, I'm dating an extremely attractive borderline Stacey. We've been together for three years, and will probably get married. I met a freshman at a party and we ended up having sex that night, she's been giving me head pretty much whenever I text her. She's obsessed with me, and has an incredibly sexy body and she's so small, but I just don't love her like I love my gf. My gf is practically asexual, she's very shy and conservative. If we're together we usually only have sex once a day,...
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>>24589699
Yes you should feel bad
>>24589699
b8
Kill yourself
Yes, very. /thread
Worst things to hear in retail.
Can you check in the back?
>Do you have any larger sizes?
>The 3XL is too small :3
Fuck landwhales. I'm technically not allowed to tell them that they're too fat, so I /have/ to say that I'll see what I can do, go back, wait a few minutes, and word a response to the effect of, "We don't have any sizes bigger than that."
>>24589630
I say sure and then go sit in the basement for 15 minutes on my phone and then go tell them no
Do you have relaxed fit pants?
No sir, those have been out of style since 2006.
Do you have bootcut jeans?
No sir, those have always been out of style and make you look like you have hooves.
Whut iz de final prize?
It's 50% off of the 80 dollar price tag, 40 dollars. Learn to read, no this is not a designated pooping store sir.
When was the last time someone asked you about gf?
How did you react? Or does everyone assume you are gay?
In a recent phone conversation with my family, my dad asked me how many girls I'd shagged.
I said that I was too busy for that. My family don't think that I'm gay. They understand that I'm just uninterested in sex and relationships.
Lot of people thinks I'm probably gay, and they trying to know if i'm. Like, they make joke on gay and look how i react etc.
But I only know stupid assholes so...
>>24589435
People will assume you're gay only if you're less than 20 years old.
Anybody getting tired of being told to work out?
I've tried 4 times to get into a workout routine and I hated it every single second.
I don't necessarily hate working out, I just hate that it takes too much fucking effort over a long time for a minor gain. It's a boring routine that becomes an utter chore if/when I have a shit day.
>>24589434
Well then, you should just give up and never try to improve yourself. Continue to wallow in self-pity and wonder why nobody likes you.
>>24589434
no, i like working out
i was scrawny as fuck all throughout school, and now im finally sticking to a gym routine and i can see the beginnings of a body i can be proud of, for once
its great
plus it gets you out the house, and out of your head for a little while
Who /hairloss/ here?
>20
>Losing hair
>Washing my head with a special shampoo and taking iron pills
>Still losing hair
>When washing my head I see hair on my hands
>My hair is the only part of my body I like
>If I lose all my hair I'll feel like shit + 0 chances of ever getting a gf
Please just kill me already
>be half asian
>have awesome dark straight thick asian hair
>hair dressers always compliment it
>start receeding at age 25
>30 now and hair looks like shit
>cheers white dad
started minox a month ago. should have done it earlier desu.
>21
>had thickest hair that would grow to my shoulders after a month
>always had a mop head as a teenager
>hair comes out in my hands, can see my scalp in the middle of my head, hairline receding
kill me now
>>24589417
/hairloss/ at 15 here. Tried the comb-over thing at first out of sheer adolescent panic. By 17 it was so thin even a combover made no difference.
Took to shaving my head completely bald since. 33 now.
It feels weird at first, but the look grows on you, and you save so much money by only needing bar soap instead of the fifty bottles of shit haired people need.