When was the last time someone asked you about gf?
How did you react? Or does everyone assume you are gay?
In a recent phone conversation with my family, my dad asked me how many girls I'd shagged.
I said that I was too busy for that. My family don't think that I'm gay. They understand that I'm just uninterested in sex and relationships.
Lot of people thinks I'm probably gay, and they trying to know if i'm. Like, they make joke on gay and look how i react etc.
But I only know stupid assholes so...
>>24589435
People will assume you're gay only if you're less than 20 years old.
My mom asked me if I was gay yesterday.
>>24589465
You should have cut contact with him because asking such a private question means he's not a worthwhile person.
In fact, considering that being worthwhile is largely an inherited trait, you are not it either; kill yourself.
>be gay
>act gay af
>never had a bf
>family assumes i'm straight
the fuck
>>24589435
who came up with that
>>24589435
boomers are dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvO41fxhWFw
>>24589778
>le bloomers may may
reddit is over there guy
>>24589913
what about this video is wrong?
Two days ago, someone asked me if someone I had on Steam was my girlfriend. I said no.
>>24589913
lol reddit would hate this video
Turning gay is always an option. Why don't you try it, if you can't get a gf?
>>24589713
Probably some nigger trying to make whites look bad again.
>>24589435
they usually just ask if i have a girlfriend and then why not
and then i usually say some bullshit like: "oh no time for that" or "meh im kinda happy to be single and free" and I die a little inside
I was at thanksgiving dinner at my aunt's house. I was eating some turkey when she asked me "So, do you have a girlfriend yet?" I said "no" meekly. My dad looked very disappointed. He sighed and said "He doesn't have one yet and frankly I'm worried. This is the age where young men date but he doesn't talk to anyone."
All I'm focused on is work, school, and the gym why the fuck would I go out of my way to throw a giant fucking wrench in it? By picking up a gf who will, in all likelihood, not have near the drive and discipline I do? Just for what? Getting laid and validation?
GF = time and money I'd rather spend on building my life
>>24589690
are you even trying to make sense?
>>24590767
Well, what are you waiting for?
>>24590981
FUCK OFF DAD, THIS IS MY SAFE SPACE
>>24590767
He's right though, you know he is.
>>24591073
Is there no one you can talk to that shares your interests (outside the internet)?
>>24590767
>He doesn't have one yet and frankly I'm worried. This is the age where young men date but he doesn't talk to anyone
>>24590767
Your father is right.
Unfortunately, the "right one" is either rare or nonexistent.
>>24591289
are you capable of reading
>>24591306
What am I missing? Your father is worried that you're not doing what men have been doing for a very long time.
>>24589435
>eating thanksgiving dinner
>shit aunt asks "well, have you found any girls you like yet?"
>n-no.....
>you need to hurry up, you dont wanna be a lame dad who has a kid in his mid-30's, do you?
h-ha...yeah auntie
>>24590490
But whites are bad. At least those born after the 90's are. They're more worthless than niggers at this point.
>>24589435
>When was the last time someone asked you about gf?
5 years ago
>How did you react?
I didn't say anything
>Or does everyone assume you are gay?
My schizoid grandmother thinks I'm gay AND mormon. I'm not sure where the mormon part came from, but, you know.
>>24589650
>if i'm.
doesn't it sound really wrong? it is like saying "who's a good boy? you're". wtf? contractions to end lines are very retarded
>>24590767
>This is the age where young men date but he doesn't talk to anyone.
next time this happens you need to sperg out and tell him that boomers like him ruined any chances for you
make them regret ever asking, they'll think twice the next 10 times you're alone on a family gathering
>>24590767
you should have asked for evidence lah tbqfh
>go out to buy some shit for my wizard neet cellar, must prepare, only 4 years to go after all
>later, dinner time
>mom asks me if I met some qt girl
>tell her "no"
>"oh I'm sure you see plenty of cute girls, tell me about them! Which one do you like?"
Nigga, I'm out for literally a single hour per week yet she still has some hopes I'm actually meeting women? Where? Grope one in the train I ride like in some cambodian sex-ed literature?
I'm old, poor, antisocial NEET, yet mom, and any surviving relative seems to pester me - and notice: not to fix my life but - to get a fucking girlfriend.
Sorry for the autism burst /r9k/, but I have to get it out sometimes. You are my only friends.
>>24589650
Iktf family.
>tfw crave for gf every minute
>too beta to approach girls
>no girl contacts since high school
>browse /b/ when at home, accidentally scroll through DICK picks, my brother sees it and probably think I am gay.
>travel with cousins in a car, my cousin suddenly yells that there's a nude man dancing outside. He tried to trick me but I realized what he said before turning quickly.
Tl;Dr I am NOT GAY but my family thinks I am.
Not recently. I bring up the loneliness though and talked with my parents about the last two women I asked out.
The only two male friends I have a virgin sperglords and my two female acquaintances are not really into men and aren't probably having sex.
>>24592251
>and talked with my parents about the last two women I asked out.
oh god how can you do this? i feel so awkward about my kv status by itself, talking about it with anyone, let alone my parents, would cause me to cringe
>>24592251
>my two female acquaintances are not really into men and aren't probably having sex
Hahahahahahahahahahajahahababahaba
Introduce them to Chad and see them turn into slut in microseconds.
>>24592274
i'm not him, but i also talk about me being a kissless virgin with my parents. not in a serious way, like sperging out of nowhere, but when they ask something about girls i reply something like "i already gave up" in a self-deprecating manner. and other self-deprecating jokes about being a kissless virgin
>>24589713
Holy shit, madman
People think I have a girlfriend because I'm considered attractive even my mom thinks I secretly have a girlfriend or a fuckbuddy.
Getting stares from females and having anxiety is not a good combination desu senpai baka
What would your parents think if you brought home and dated an ugly girl?
Would they just be relieved you aren't gay?
>>24592274
I talk to my parents about a fair amount of personal things. My stepfather is blunted so I don't talk to him much 1-to-1, but my mother and I have breeder genes.
>>24592393
Well, one is a unicorn. Anime-loving D&D-playing ARPG-console peasant going on for her PhD in Psychlology. She's lived in the countryside all her life and is very shy. Pretty sure shes' a virgin, she hasn't had a bf. Petite with big honkers, which implies she has more control in the sex situation.
The other is a Chinky girl. She's a little obnoxious, isn't that pretty, and isn't very smart. She's been to a bunch of different unis, so I assume she has a difficult time getting into parties and shit, who knows. Definitely no bf.
>uncle asks if I'm crushing on anyone
>n-no but I went on a few dates this year
crisis averted
>>24592407
I'm pretty sure they think i'm gay, tho. but it is ok, they can think that about me as i don't see it as a inherently bad thing. it doesn't affect me in any possible way (at least it hasn't yet). it is not like they give me gay porn magazines or take me to gay bars. sometimes i receive a gay shirt (with big neck hole), but i don't think it has anything to do with what my perceived sexual orientation is.
>>24592477
No my mom would've been like
>Esta bien fea mijo porque te gusta? (She's ugly, son. Why do you like her?)
>Porque no te buscas un mujer guapa y bonita (Why don't you find a girl who's attractive and pretty?)
I haven't got a GF because of this and now I become super fucking picky especially since I'm 18 and my whole fucking extended family expects something out of me. I become very picky when I decide to date a girl or not. Like I'll like her at first and then I'll see the unpleasing features about her.
>Anon, you'll never meet anyone by sitting in your room all day
>Yeah but I can talk to literally anyone on the internet
>That's not actually talking! You're just talking on a computer!
>That's the idea, dad.
My dad is getting more and more worried the older I get. Never have I brought up girls/dating/whatever to him. And every time he tries to bring it up I shoot him down instantly with self-deprecating humor that is actually not humor and I think he's starting to realize it's not humor.
24KHV and he has figured it out by now. Hopefully he'll figure out that my KHV status won't ever change then he can leave me alone about it.
>>24590490
>Anything said about whites
>must be blacks
Get help
ayy represent va
>>24592661
holy fuck your mom sounds like a bitchmy mom would've probably said the samein the same language
>>24592549
>Well, one is a unicorn. Anime-loving D&D-playing
>is very shy
>Pretty sure shes' a virgin
>she hasn't had a bf
>Petite with big honkers
why aren't you hitting that you fucking faggot
>>24590490
>WHITES CAN'T DO NO WRONG!
The same old song.
>>24593035
She lives a bit away (I don't have a car and she drives her family one of course.) She's also rejected me multiple times when I wanted to hang out and do stuff, though she did consent to a third party visit with one of my sperglord otaku friends. It ended about as well as you can expect with two socially anxious otakus lol
If she would get out more she'd probably like my male friends, they're more traditional nerds i.e. MMOs, sperging, grinding out time internally.
Both of my female friends will be visiting and drinking before Christmas, yes I will try to non-consensually cuddle at least one of them. I have to admit I have a bit of apprehension, because the chinky girl was the one who invited me out to do stuff, so I feel compelled to be nicer to her than the unicorn.
>>24589435
>when was the last time someone asked you about gf?
3 years ago, when I was 31. The usual 'when you gonna make grandchildren for Mama?' bullshit I often heard then.
>How did you react?
I didn't. I just ignore it. Having children is the main accomplish of most humans' lives, so I can't blame them for thinking that way. However, I can blame my poor retarded family for continuing to pump out worthless garbage kids. I'm gladly willing to stop that.
>Or does everyone assume you are gay?
I doubt it. My mom asked a couple times if I was gay in my early-20s, but nothing since then.
>>24593218
>when you gonna make grandchildren for Mama?
I thank god everyday for my siblings being a lot more successful on this side. At least she doesn't have to worry about this shit
>tfw father is the only one that still expects something from me 10 years down the line
>>24593415
>brother has one kid and doesn't want more
>sister is a sperg and doesn't know what to do with men
>I have the breeder mindset
just fuck my mom's shit up
>>24592670
>24
>Living with your parents
Yeah, you're a winner there.
I was pretty reluctant to give too many details on my current girlfriend to my family because they're typically pretty hostile towards my long term relationships, but I've been with her two years and figured it was time my family met the person I was spending so much time with and vice versa since it was difficult conveying what growing up was like to my girlfriend provided she didn't know the faces to put to the names.
They fucking loved her, I'd say they gave her more attention than they gave me after having not seen me for like six months. I was surprised to see my hardass grandma especially so in love with my girlfriend who was extremely nervous to meet them based on horror stories. Even my older brother said he was envious I had such a good young girl.
I think she's definitely marriage material
>>24589435
At least he's a true Aryan
>>24589435
>white people
baka tbqh familia
>>24594131
you can tell from his eyes he has a bit native/eskimo in him.
>>24591895
Oh, man. that quote is still awesome. It's the fedoraest statement ever made. Yes, even more than the ""In this moment, I am euphoric" classic.
>>24595055
>insulting our idol
fuck off normie scum
