>hate women
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over the years i really grew to hate you
>>24731516
Don't be autistic and stop hating women
Fembots are fucking cancer but the beta ass keks who keep fucking giving them attention are worse
>>24731516
Purge the posters under 21 and this would be a better place.
>be 29
>weigh 180lbs (tall normie height sorry)
>get married
>turn 30
>get a third shift desk job
>weigh 210+
For the first time in my life I'm getting a serious beer gut, and have no motivation to workout or eat healthy. I'm gaining weight rapidly and I need help. Anyone else in the same boat? Any hope for me?
>>24731358
>no motivation to eat healthy
was this the case before?
Fuck off. I swear all the robot did was flood us with normal fags
You gotta stop drinking man. It's literally impossible to look good if you're drinking a six pack a night or whatever.
can i get some tips on how to flirt with girls/get them to like me
100% serious
>>24730994
Most of them will have nothing in common with you, no personality, and even if they like you, they'll probably turn bitchy and hateful after a while.
>>24731004
that's not advice at all
>>24730994
Have money and/or good genetics.
100% serious.
so, how much like a jerry springer/steve wilkos show is your life?
i am 25. i have a decent paying job, live on my own and have had a girlfriend for around 4 years. my parents in the final process of getting a divorce. as of now, i have predominately taken my mothers side because my dad is an unemployed alcoholic who is also somewhat of a hoarder.
now that characters are set up, let me give a little background: my dad made a verbal agreement years ago with my moms grandfather, who built several houses, to slowly pay off the house we were living in. when my great...
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>>24730826
cont'd
now comes the divorce part.
my father found out that my mother had cheated on him multiple times, to which he doesnt blame her, he was after all, unemployed after the move, and had very little money, although he was maintaining the property and house. they were essentially separated, so he really didnt care, he just wanted to live in the guest house because he had been making payments to my grandfather and he felt/feels he deserved at least that.
she has been slowly trying to get him...
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>>24730826
talk more about the hoarding. my dad is one as well.
>>24730931
>>24730826
cont'd dont know if anyone is reading, but my dad just brought the paperwork to me and im just getting this off my chest.
>>24730952
ill get to it in a little bit when im done with the vent/rant
now heres the strange part.
my parents have both agreed to sign the house into my name, the house worth at least 200k more than any surrounding house, and the median property value is around...
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pic related
you have 1 minute to come up with something.
good luck i believe in u all.
butt spray
new meem
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to San Bernadino yesterday.
whatever happened to the frogs and feels?
Never felt more depressed in my life
>Studying nonstop to keep financial aid in uni
>Almost completely alienated myself form my very small group of "friends"
>Spend most of my days in the library to avoid people
>Changing majors so I basically have to start over
>No one in my family seems to care or notice my growing depression
>My father has told me he doesn't believe I could...
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I have zero motivation and the scary thing is I'm okay with it. I'm scared, finals are in two weeks
>>24730732
I'm sorry robot keep trying for me
A fellow college kid but a failed normie who like you just wants to be happy
>>24730732
i was a depressed college student once. i was convinced i would kill myself before i was thirty. now i'm thirty and things are going very well. things are very likely to turn around for you. and it wouldn't hurt to try to be a little more positive. also, every day is two words in that context.
>talking to perfect cutie for months at school (smart, hip, confident)
>we start texting
>she starts acting kinda bitchy
>realize she was just a flirt
>have class with her everyday haven't said a word to her for 2 months
>mfw she sits across from me
>why am i such a fucking retard
Just talk to her? Whats stopping you?
>>24730709
I feel like its been too long and shit would be way to awkward to just randomly be like whats up and act like nothing happened
>>24730700
>>why am i such a fucking retard
well, for starters you just used the word "hip"
>hey anon, it's your turn to read to the class now
>tfw when u start talking too fast and you say a word incorrectly and start losing ur breathing pace
gg
>Always follow along with whoever's reading
>Nail my part
No sadness here
how do i stop shaking before my part comes up?
thought i would be done with this shit after high school.
Why the fuck am I so tired all the time, like I literally have not had one good day. Every day I'm so tired I can't do anything because I feel so spacey and out of it. At the end of the day I always have a headache from fatigue, my eyes feel like someone's pushing their thumbs into them, and as soon as I lay down and close my eyes my head starts pulsating. I think maybe its in my head and I look in a mirror and my eyes are sunken and black and I'm literally colorless. Every day I feel sick and every morning I wake up so tired I don't even know where...
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Go to a better doctor
>>24730629
Admittedly I'm not a doctor but this sounds like a thyroid issue. Have you had a full blood workup?
>>24730684
My mom has thyroid can it really be this bad
Hey robots I need some advice about something that happened with my boyfriend.
Here's the backstory: I spent the night at my boyfriends house last night like I usually do. But this morning in bed something really weird happened.
>I woke up, and thought my bf was still asleep
>so I let out this little fart, because my gas is never bad
>then he moved
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what's sad about this is robots will believe this to be real without any proof and eat it up like the kucks they are
sage
>>24730252
If you got excited, then what's the problem?
I think he might be gay tbqh senpai
Yawwwwn. Oh, hi NEETs, didn't see you there. I'm just chilling in my bed after a great day at work playing Mario Kart 8 on my Wii U that just came in the mail today, feeling pretty comfy. Oh, that would cost half of your Welfare Queen check you get every month?
Got a cute girls number at work today and enjoyed talking to people all day. It feels good to contribute to society and be part of the world. Fresh air is pretty awesome, too.
I'm about to head to bed and get some rest for work tomorrow, I hope your depressive thoughts and anxiety doesn't...
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>>24730174
What if you still have depressive thoughts even while working? I work from home and still have them and I just want them to go away since it's affecting my work performance.
>>24730190
I started doing physical labor, I mean seriously, construction and highway work type stuff. I found physical work keeps my mind off depressive thoughts, and for some reason if I'm working a full-time schedule they tend to stay away even on weekends. My mind falls into depressive paths when I have too much time for idle thought, I guess, and I don't really think too deeply about anything when I'm mixing and pouring concrete.
>>24730174
GTFO this is a NEET board for NEETs only. THIS is a safe place to be a neet. No need for cis-wage-kek scum to be in here.
feels good waking up at 3pm and then playing starcraft 2, smoking weed and masturbating all day. Enjoy working for your master when i am expanding my mind.
who /incrediblynaughty/ here?
>be me
>go into grocery store
>buy 24 pack of soda
>go to can redemption machine
>feed full cans of soda into the machine
>machine starting making weird noises
>stops working
>employee comes over and gives me dirty looks
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>>24730133
I've never heard of that kind of machine, but that sounds pretty dank.
Should have just left after it stopped workingif this wasn't a fake story
>>24730179
how have you never seen them? the automated machines that crush your cans and give you your 5 cent refund?
>>24730133
Try putting your fucking arm down one of those things
I'm a 37 year old man who lives with his mom and works part time at a pizza place.
I have no friends.
I'm trying to give up drugs(amphetamines, benzos), but it's hard.
Lately I've been thinking I would really just like to die.
Is there any reason for me to keep going?
Keep in mind, I'm a loser with no friends and a drug problem.
>is there any reason for me to keep going?
logically no
>>24730128
>no friends
>does drugs
how?
if this is true that's sad as shit desu senpai baka
my prayers go out for you
who /degenerate/ here?
>mfw i just jerked off to a autopsy video of a 14 yo girl
you gonna show it or not
ala shig
>>24730095
Ex-girlfriend called me once, started talking about some really emotional stuff. Can't recall what, this was years ago, but I was pretty turned on so I just started jerking it while she was crying about whatever. Being scared of the dark, her friend threatening suicide, I don't fucking recall, but I was so fucking turned on and I just beat it off while she cried into the phone and I pretended to comfort her.
Probably the worst thing I've ever done with another person, sexually speaking of course.
>Finish having sex with my gf
>Decide to man up and ask her if im he biggest shes had
>Keep in mind shes my first and shes had mutiple boyfriends
>her:Ummm idk why ask that
>me:Just answer the damn question
>Her:well no
>tfw im 6.4inches and always knew i was small
>demand her to tell me roughly how big the dick wasComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>had sex
>complains
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Listen mother fucker, unless you've been dating for less than 6 months...
STOP
If she didn't enjoy the sex she wouldn't be with you now. Unless you're under 5 inches SIZE DOESNT REALLY MATTER
The womans G-Spot is located about an inch and a half inside the vagina, and as long as you're over 5 inches, you can rub against it. Do you go down on her? Do you rub her clit? Does she cum?
Stop fucking worrying about the size of other guys dicks compared to yours you gigantic faggot.
>>24730084
>I'm planning on how to dump her now
Good job. It's only a matter of time before she keks you. You don't open Pandora box unless you want to deal with the consequences.