who /incrediblynaughty/ here?
>be me
>go into grocery store
>buy 24 pack of soda
>go to can redemption machine
>feed full cans of soda into the machine
>machine starting making weird noises
>stops working
>employee comes over and gives me dirty looks
>i tell him i didnt do anything wrong
>he opens the machine
>soda everywhere
>he calls mommy
>she grounds me and only gives me half of my dinner
>dinner is tendies
>cantwakeup.jpg
>no dessert
>>24730133
I've never heard of that kind of machine, but that sounds pretty dank.
Should have just left after it stopped workingif this wasn't a fake story
>>24730179
how have you never seen them? the automated machines that crush your cans and give you your 5 cent refund?
>>24730133
Try putting your fucking arm down one of those things
>loading a fuck load of glassware and kitchen appliances into an old lady's car at work
>she shakily reaches into her pocket looking for cash, looking like a skeleton
>pulls out a 20 and hands it to me
>I refuse and tell her to keep it, telling her to treat herself to dinner tonight instead
>her face lights up and she says "You remind me of ernie, god rest his soul. he didnt deserve to die in a pit in germany. I'm glad there are still chivalrous young men in the world"
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>>24730179
They just not be around in Canada.
>>24730853
Your aluminum belongs to the commonwealth, peasant. Put it in your recycling bin for Queen and Country!
