Alright, I did this last Saturday and as promised I'm doing it again today (yes I know it's Sunday). Last time it was first poster, this time I'll do it a little differently. Post your best porn gifs, straight or tranny, and your steam, and after an hour I'll choose a winner. Winner gets any steam game they want on me.
fuck you, leave this place.
I'll take it, hope you like ghosts
http://steamcommunity.com/id/001ZILK
>>24784699
and here's a zombie for good measure
I fucked my life up completely.
>>24783159
Welcome to the club, m8
>>24783159
kek
original rudeboy comment man
Fuck off. There's no such thing as having a life
I don't see the point of living, /r9k/. When i was 14 years old i had dreams and i had goals in life... I used to tell myself "once i have 20, i move in an other country and real life will finally starts".
I'm almost 21 years old now, i dropped out of high school, i'm ugly, i'm a kissless virgin, never had a girlfriend, depressive, broke as fuck and my family is basically my father. I don't have goals in life and at this point i feel like if i move in an other country, my life will still be shitty.
I'm alive and i don't...
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One can only get such thoughts if one has no job. So get a job. Add purpose to your life. Support it. Build your way up again. It's never too late.
>drop out
it's your own fault
How about you stop being a faggot?
>OD on DXM
>Go to hospital
>Need catheter because urinary retention
>tfw a QT nurse has to touch your penis
We can all make it senpai
>>24783025
HAHAHAHAHA respect bruh thats some funny shit
>get kidney infection
>sexy milf doctor has to inspect my penis as i lie down
>handsbehindheadsmugsmile.jpg
>>24783025
>qt nurse applying catheter
>nurse
Are nurses allowed to do that in Amerikekland? Catheters are the leading cause of nosocomial infections
I am hesitant to admit it, but it's true, and it needs to be said:
I'm a wagekek.
I feel ashamed, perverted, and empty inside. For I am aware I will never reach the level of societal understanding and the metaphysical clarity the NEET possesses.
In essence, NEETs are the scholars of our time. Back in the day there was Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, and Einstein. Now, we NEETS have taken the position to sacrifice legal slavery to the Jews in order to improve the world with our ideas. Some NEETS are working on their memoirs, poetry, and solving unsolved...
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what your kind has done is unforgivable.
>>24782943
Yeah, money doesn't grow on trees dumbass, you can't just choose to be a neet
>>24783331
in some socialists shitholes you can i guess.
anyone else spending new years alone?
i plan to drive around in my 65 mustang listening to 60s / 70s music and smoking weed.
Yep, was planning on going for my daily night run but i don't want to get hit and have my legs amputated because of dumb cunt stacey. Who will be let off and given 50 hours of community service.
Might stay home and watch a movie, it's just another day to me.
I'll probably spend it with my gf.
>tfw no party to go to
JUST KILL ME!
I'll be pick pocketing drunk clueless normies.
I've changed my mind, I think that life is boring
And I don't suppose you'd wanna take me away
Close your eyes until the early morning
and then when we wake we'll make our great escape
I see rings of light, I think the sky is falling
it's a beautiful day to be so far away
in the night we'll set the world on fire
you're afraid of the dark and I am just afraid
Your name is called and I can hear you waiting
for a hole in the wall where you can spend your time
they'll offer a hand and drag you farther...
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bumping because I feel like some of you robits could get something from these lyrics or at least understand them, also I want cool and ambient or just general feelsy 2deep pictures, and art.
sometimes songs on the radio make me sad even if they're just gross normies, I like art and other people being creative, most of the time :x I feel like a 12 year old though for not liking mainstream stuff or rebuking normies for all buying into the lie >.> my cousin used to say how foreigners think all western culture is homer simpson and adele, lol it's not though right?
>>24782982
"le wrong generation" you know that feeling, you hate normies but you know you can do better just not thinking about it, because it's just frustration and stress and pain. and normies are bitches.
I always wondered if there was a tendency between robots so I tried to make a poll about the causes of our misery. straw poll's format may be too basic for such a complex issue but I tried to list all the general causes that I usually see on the board.
http://strawpoll.me/6192487
>>24782442
no more polls, no more questions.
you serve me.
>>24782442
I ended up voting for four because they were all equally important as well as very intertwined
>>24782482
ok
>>24782494
>intertwined
yes I figured that out immediately after finishing it, almost everything is related, like if you get one fuckup you're done the others are most likely to happen to you.
Who fell for the college meme here?
>>24782422
forced into it
>more questions
ah but it doesnt work like that.
i hold the cards, not you. you must please me.
I fucking knew it. I knew college was stupid and overrated.
>i-i'm sure i will find the right girl one day
this picture makes me go crazy. she's so effortlessly sexy there.
>that hair
>that neck
>those legs
>that notgivingafuck attitude
>slutwear
>putting legs up like she owns the place
>stupid bag on the empty seat
>smug visible even from profile
Not gonna lile if there wasn't any strong looking Chads around, I'd probably punch this bitch
>dont even get to know her
>"right girl"
I am LMAOing at your life desu
If a stacy posted this pic of some muscular chad, you'd be sweating profusely and typing REALLY fast
Occasional lurker and shitposter here. How many of you play instruments? There isn't a board dedicated to this, so let's see what you faggots do.
I'm a synth player, pic related, actual picture of God.
>>24782409
I strum my cock a lot, does that count?
>tfw musically handicapped
>>24782409
I used to produce shit on Fruity Loops, but that was back in my acid days so I had a little bit more creativity and time to make it.
I play tenor and alto sax and trumpet. And for a year in high school, the french horn.
How oldfag are you?
I've been on 4chan since it started.
If you don't remember Pool is Fool, please go back to Reddit.
I started coming here a few months ago and there's nothing you can do to stop it
Not that ancient.
Only started coming here 4 years ago. So much time wasted.
>>24782396
Back in 2005 for porn and hentai.
Found /b/ it got too fast and moved on to more 'niche ' boards like /v/.
I remember when /mu/ was metal, i rememver the transition to p4kore and then i stopped gooing because sharethreads starting being banned.
is jungle fever really contagious?
I liked classic jungle fever. You know, when it was white men in dust poor colonies fucking African women.
I'm not a racist, but do their dicks look like literal shit. I can never watch black guys in porn, just reminds me of pooping.
why is it called fever? because they pay money for you to do it?
or is it because the value of those women decreases the minute they are seen with a black dude in the same room?
sure is jungle fever then lel
Guys! I've been mulling over some possible uses for the term "wew lad," and I'd like your opinion.
for the record, "wew" is pronounced "wee-oo" but fast.
>you've got to be wew ladding me right now
>are you seriously wew ladding right now
>hahahh weewww
>wew lass
^to women that fuck my shit up
>that's pretty wew lad
^optional: saying "guys"...
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>>24782339
wew lad bump
>>24782339
nah, you're overthinking it. wew shouldnt be separated from lad except for "top wew"
>>24782452
really? are you sure? cause man feeling the verbal usage of wew lad at least
>Anon, let's take a bath together
How do you respond?
yes lets do it.
get in bath, eat her ass
what you mean like in a bath tub? sorry but thats harmful for testicles, i don't want to become infertile.
No.
My body is so disgusting I could not bear to expose it to another human and if you answer otherwise you aren't a true robot.