What do you do when you hate yourself
Pick up a good book
>>24971321
When the voices get very bad I made drawings on MS Paint to try to make things more bearable.
Push the reset button for life.
I persuaded my oneitis to watch 5 Centimeters Per Second. Am I going to regret this?
>>24971260
Yes, she''ll think it's boring, stop watching after a while, then she'll say she liked it but it was a little boring.
And you'll never talk about it again.
>>24971260
Yes, unless you're going to watch it together in her room at night so you can sleep over after
>>24971260
OP I looked this film up
Looks interesting AF, the specific kind of darkish/melancholy Feels movie I usually go for on lonely nights when its just me, my chocolate milk and my Tendies
But, I could be wrong
So OP;
One question for you: Real quicklike
Could you describe to me, briefly, what this movie is about without giving away any spoilers? I want to have at least a little idea of what I'm getting into
>>24972055
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Why does my family love me?
I'm a 20 year old NEET with Asperger's syndrome. Thanks to disability benefits and social security, I currently live alone in my own apartment.
I cannot connect to my parents or sister. They don't mean anything to me, and I never do things for them or contact them.
Yet they love me regardless. Just yesterday my mom came by with pancakes, which were offered to me while my sister was playing Mario Maker on my Wii U. They asked for hugs when they left.
My parents have always been loving and supportive, and have...
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Non autists feel compelled to care about one another.
>>24971129
Because you're not an empathetic person, and being as self centered as you are, you already view what they do for you as some kind of requirement.
How fat u senpai? Bee honest.
If only this pathetic wagie had taken the path of the enlightened NEET he would still be alive today. Wagecvcks, when will they learn?
>business owner had a heart attack
fucking kek m8. I work in a cushy office so the odds of me dying in a dumb way is pretty low
>>24970978
>'The horrified coworkers started running around in shock, while the business owner had a heart attack'
Christ
>>24970978
I've always wanted to see a real video of someone going through a woodchipper but have never found one.
Here's the thing /r9k/, I do this thing called masturbating prone. For those who don't know what that is, its basically where instead of masturbating with my dick in my hand, I masturbate by lying down prone position and pushing my dick towards the floor as if to rub it that way. It's been going on since I was about three years old and I didn't do it in order to gain any sexual pleasure, I just did it it because it felt nice to me. I found it out on my own as far as I can remember. Here's the thing, people say that the average rate of masturbation is...
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I do that too OP. The masturbating prone thing.
>>24969898
How exactly do you do it? Basically, what I do is find some hard flooring, I can't do it on anything like a pillow or a bed because my penis can't feel pleasure from it. I'm prone as if I'm doing a plank (the exercise not the meme) except I have my pelvis touching the floor. I position my dick with its top side facing the floor and I just rub it by lightly pushing my pelvis towards the floor rhythmically. I usually wear briefs with pants over them. Better to have my briefs stained than my carpet...
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>>24970104
I used to do it back when I was still experimenting with masturbation. But instead of the floor, I did it with my pillow. I made sure I made my wee wee went into the area where the pillow case opened up, and out it below the actual pillow.
Back then it felt like I was actually fucking someone, but I never actually came.
Now I just use my hand.
Anyone on /r9k/ ever been homeless? If so, what are some tips you'd give someone on surviving as a homeless person?
I should probably point out that I'm not homeless, I'm just curious about what different tactics I should apply if such a thing was to ever happen.
>>24969589
Avoid fighting. Injuries affect your well-being a lot more when you are homeless.
-socks
-baby wipes and tissues
-sleep with bag strapped to you so nobody steals
-can opener
-find a local homeless shelter fucking hell accept donations and shit
Pls don't make me open old wounds Op.
>feel when in any group whatsoever I always become known as ``the sperg''
>>24969250
stop being so retarded anon
Is there any greater insult for a man than to be called shy?
>>24969557
Being called cute is pretty bad, not sure if it would be worse though
>in a moment of weakness I load up the 54m50n lewd vocaroo in my history and jack off to it
>want more
Does anybody have links to that disgusting hooknose saying stuff?
>>24969244
you're so obvious man, when will you stop doing this shit?
wew Ilad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S7lsoTOKRa
t b h f a m desu senpai tbhfam tobehonestfamiliam
>tfw all that oxycodone
On 30mg right now. Takes my breath away.
where to get drugs?
>>24969226
Darknet
Idk how to do any drugs besides coke and LSD though.. That is my problem, no idea where to get needles for heroin
theres certain accidents where you may or may not be drunk and on drugs but its gonna happen anyway
Rare pepe thread? Rare pepe thread.
>>24969026
ask and ye shall receive my pepe loving brother
Go back to reddit fag
>>24969654
whats reddit? ive never heard of it
What's your personal motto?
Mine is: "It's better to try and fail than not to try."
Neet is neat.
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
same thing as op
I don't give a fuck. Who gives a fuck.
Any other single moms here?
I just slept with the first man since my husband passed out. He's a married guy who used to be my coworker, he used me as a piece of meat and doesn't care for me, I loved it.
How do you deal with the stigma mombots? I'm semi NEET at this point so I can't find a partner easily.
Would /r9k/ be interested in a 25 year old single mom with average looks and no autism?
> /r9k/
> No autism
Nice try Op
>>24968902
I think she's saying that she doesn't have autism, not the opposite. Lol.
OP, what state are you in?
>>24968902
/Thread
original
original
original mr roboto
It's time for a femdom thread.
Does anybody want an obedient sissy?
Adding a post to this thread for the sole purpose of preventing the thread from being pushed to the bottom of the page and deleted.
>tfw switch
>tfw could play my last gf like a fiddle and she loved it
>tfw super nervous to ask her to dom me
How do you get over that worry? I'm so scared that any girl I tell will laugh at me and think less of me, and not in a hot way.
General topic: What's the most yandere thing you've ever done?
Would you remove limbs for your significant other?
tfw no yandere gf
orginal
>>24968532
the fuck is a yandere?
Being gay means being attracted to masculine features, if you are attracted to traps like Bailey Jay who are very feminine it does not make you gay. Liking and fucking a trap is extremely straight and normal. In fact many top scientists say that you are gay if you don't like traps.
>>24968512
its fine that you are gay/bi man, we don't care
just embrace it
>>24968512
how in the world is a penis a feminine feature, goddamn fucking faggot?
>I'm attracted to feminine features
>penis
Stop this shit anon