I do that too OP. The masturbating prone thing.

>>24969898
How exactly do you do it? Basically, what I do is find some hard flooring, I can't do it on anything like a pillow or a bed because my penis can't feel pleasure from it. I'm prone as if I'm doing a plank (the exercise not the meme) except I have my pelvis touching the floor. I position my dick with its top side facing the floor and I just rub it by lightly pushing my pelvis towards the floor rhythmically. I usually wear briefs with pants over them. Better to have my briefs stained than my carpet flooring.

One other thing, I've never got a handjob. Will this affect my pleasure from getting a handjob because I've never aroused pleasure from masturbating normally?

>>24970104
I used to do it back when I was still experimenting with masturbation. But instead of the floor, I did it with my pillow. I made sure I made my wee wee went into the area where the pillow case opened up, and out it below the actual pillow.

Back then it felt like I was actually fucking someone, but I never actually came.

Now I just use my hand.

>>24970220
I can't masturbate regularly. It's no use. I need tips on how to learn to masturbate like a normal person because I think it might moderate this masturbation "addiction".

>>24969840

lol just go have sex loser

I do this thing where I lay down and cross one leg over the other and lube up the middle. Then I push my dick through. Always wondered if anyone else has tried this.

i just dryhump a lump of blankets with my dick limp the entire time

it's how I've been cumming since I was 10

don't know how to stop, it's probably fucking up my dick. i can't even jack off normally now.

this isn't a joke i tried not touching my cock at all for a week and jacking off regularly but it didnt work I always ended up giving in.

>>24969840
Nial is that you?

>>24969840
I've only ever jacked off using my ankle. I don't want to stop because it makes me special and unique.

I used to be exactly like you. Stop jacking off for a couple of days and then try do it the "normal" way. Once you get the hang of it you won't go back.

>>24971178
that or do what I did, go to an Asian massage place and have them sort it out for u, that first hj is great

>>24969840
>and I didn't do it in order to gain any sexual pleasure, I just did it it because it felt nice to me
>people say that the average rate of masturbation is about once or twice a day
>Not for me
Thanks for the laugh op, your meme usage was superb.

>>24972028
happy to oblige. Always fun to give a few laughs. May I ask what memes you think I'm referencing?

>>24969840
I DO THE SAME FUCKING THING

It took so long to be able to train myself to beat off normally. Also I don't know what it is I cannot ever cum during sex, only by myself. I can pound chicks for 20 minutes and nothing. I wonder if it's related to prone masturbation

>>24972271
Also when I do it I'm flaccid and I cum out my flaccid dick

Honestly it sounds like a good workout to do it all the time every day.

I've heard that technique can really fuck up your dick somehow

I do the same thing, if you can call it that. I started doing it as a kid and figured out the normal way at 12

What I did was lie on my stomach and sort of pushed my flaccid penis into my body and rubbed it vigorously (almost like a clit).
Eventually i'd cum without ever getting reallye erect.

>>24969840
I did that when I was a teenager and had my first orgasm that way.

I used to hump my bed at night almost until ejaculation (sometimes accidentally went all the way).

Sometime I still grind my bed but I usually fall asleep before I need to get up and jack off.

>>24969840
>Not for me, I pretty much masturbate every other hour given the chance if I'm not out, maybe more if I'm feeling the mood.

Too much. You're wasting your life and probably giving yourself ED.

>I don't know what's up with me.

You're bored. Have a little willpower and find something productive to do. Talk a walk. Read a book.

>>24972510
Yeah, I should probably get myself a hobby. It's just that porn is so readily available.

i cant do that shit.

imagine if it snaps

>>24969840
OP what the fuck
Are you me?
I started prone masturbating at like 3-4 and I go at it like 9-12 times per day
Can't fap for shit
Handjobs and blowjobs do nothing for me

I looked it up some time ago, and it's apparently normal.
Only downside is that we can flatten our urethrae, and our piss will never be a straight steam anymore, we'll have to sit down and do it..

Idk how you do it in the floor..
I can only do it on soft surfaces like couches or beds.
I did carpet a few times when I was desperate

>>24973934
Yeah, I like hard surfaces because there isn't enough pressure otherwise on my penis.

>>24970258
The problem is that you think that is the only way to do it, and you expect to fail as soon as you try any other way

>>24973990
You're far more advanced than I am lol
Normal sex is gonna feel like nothing to you
Prone masturbating gave me the biggest assjob fetish. Just grinding my dick on a nice ass in yoga pants or panties hnnng
I masturbate to more clothed women, than naked ones.

But how do you do it flaccid??

>>24974178
It's almost better flaccid. It feels almost marshmallow like and it feels more satisfying

>>24970738
Irish story

>>24970738
>>24974274
who's nial?

I can't cum that way. It is tough for me. I really need stimulation of the nips and my balls.

Ever tried e-stim? There are not a lot of surface nerves on the testicles, but the taint has some that just KILL.