If only this pathetic wagie had taken the path of the enlightened NEET he would still be alive today. Wagecvcks, when will they learn?
>business owner had a heart attack
fucking kek m8. I work in a cushy office so the odds of me dying in a dumb way is pretty low
>>24970978
>'The horrified coworkers started running around in shock, while the business owner had a heart attack'
Christ
>>24970978
I've always wanted to see a real video of someone going through a woodchipper but have never found one.
legs first is the worst
>>24970978
>legs first through the chipper
Worst ways to die general?
>>24970978
Brutal... Wew.
Wow that's fucked up for that wagekuk
Actually made me feel a bit for him
>>24970978
>pushing something in with a bodypart
THERE IS A SIGN RIGHT AT THE CHIPPER INLET THAT SAYS NOT TO DO WHAT DONNY DON'T DID
do you think he screamed?
Was it an open casket?
>>24970978
Watched the video of this. Was fucking brutal. The poor kid was screaming for help and trying to claw his way out, than all of a sudden spurts of blood and pieces of guts jetting everywhere
>>24971214
Video?
I'm curious
He's the lucky one. Who wouldn't rather be put through a wood chipper than have to spend all day every day doing mundane shit.
>>24970978
Did he get completely mulched and shot out the other end or just crushed about half way up and die of blood loss and... well getting fucked up?
If ya'll didn't know the first stage of a wood chipper is effectively a crusher before you get to the blades.
>>24971179
I don't get it, why wouldn't a killswitch work if he kicks a stick in? Does the machine recognized he kicked a stick and automatically makes the kill switch not work? That is fucking retarded.
Not the actual kid, another incident.
>>24971375
Not this actual kid, another incident.
>>24971375
>>24971402
At that point, why even want to live. I would just take the mask off and tell them to leaf me alone.
>>24971375
>>24971402
>have struggling wood chipper business
>juan fucks up and gets his shit wrecked
>firemen come and cut my wood chipper up
>juan dies anyway
>now have no juan and no wood chipper
>wife leaves me
>lose house
>get deported to mexico
FUCKING JUAN
>>24971375
Holy shit that's insane that he lived even with that much blood loss.
Hopefully sometime in our lifetimes we'll see high quality cheap prosthetics, or be able to grow, easily transplantable human limbs.
One of my relatives friend's died in a factory accident many years ago, but images are a lot more vivid than words.
>>24971551
He died later that day
>>24971606
I guess I should've said "lived that long."
Imagine being a first responder to something like that (think EMTs or Police). How do you even move a piece of metal like that with someone stuck inside of it? Pulling them out of the gears would cause even more blood loss.
God the whole situation is hard to fathom.
>>24971179
you can't reach the switch if you're going in leg first..
>>24971606
What attractive organs and viscera that man has.
I must say if I were a cannibalistic creature i'd say they were ripe for consumption with the proper preparation.
>>24971375
>>24971402
Damn OSI never really recovered the budget after the 6 million dollar man huh.
>>24971653
Those intestines would pop like crazy once you take your first succulent bite
>>24971606
>>24971402
>>24971375
>>24970978
woodchippers man,,, jesus christ
>>24971445
>just take the mask off
>never have I ever been so fucking indecisive
there's a
>JUST
post in there some potential bane posting. You said fucking leaf, and I don't know what.
Fucking shit my sides have burned in the latent hell that lies in wait for me.
>>24971214
Oh im sure the shocked co-workers recorded it you degenerate
>>24970978
how fucking stupid do you have to be to push shit into a woodchipper with your body? that shit has been a horror movie meme since the fucking 70s, and this dumbass still manages to die.
>>24971680
Preparation anon. I'd saute them like grocery store sausage. With some grapeseed oil and Mrs. Dash table blend.
If I were a cannibal, that is.
>>24971606
Why does it always look like there's so much more guts than should be able to fit? Makes you think about how packed in there they really are.
>The horrified coworkers started running around in shock, while the business owner had a heart attack
this is some ridiculous shit
>>24971680
Wait wait wait. Intestines? Man nvm. THere's poo in there, I can SEE the POO. I'm not gonna eat someone's literal shitty guts. I thought they were something cleaner. Shows how much I know about humans and their anatomy.
>>24971692
There is no need to be afraid of woodchippers, these are all just accidents because the person was not using it properly, a normal woodchipper is nothing to worry about.
And I guess that was your Chad in the woodchipper...
>>24971642
the fire brigade often have to carve cars apart, I expect this was similar
>>24971789
I wonder who is behind this post.bloxx
>>24971738
>woah shit this new lil nigga FUCKED UP on his first day WORLLLSTAAAR download my mixtape link in description
>>24971776
If I recall correctly, our intestines are something like 31ft when put into a straight line.
>>24971200
what the fuck is going on with those E's
>>24971830
>yoo this shit is lit t.b.h familam cracka is getting CAPPED by that woodchippa, SAVAGE! DEEZ NUTS LOL
>>24971214
Give me this video, I'm tired of watching brazilians kill eachother
>>24971789
Thats exactly what a woodchipper would say!
>>24971606
looks just like the sausage dad used to cook
Darwin award.
An early swift death is preferable to living a long life as a wagekuck. If only we can all be as lucky.
>>24971509
>Use a wood chipper every day for 15 years
>Still have all fingers and toes,
>Hire Juan and he chips himself to bits before lunch.
Fucking JUAN
>>24973174
>swift
>>24973174
>swift
legs first
