Is Trump still going to win? Did he stump himself?
He just won the debate.
>being on /r9k/
>wanting Trump to win
>not Sanders
Why are you so stupid? Sanders is the only one that cares about you
won the debate
>>25023228
>jew kuck
>caring about white race
tfw no average pIain jane gf
>>25022664
>posts 7/10
>"plain jane"
anon pls, plain is 5/10 and below.
>plain jane
bitch those eyes are like emeralds.
>>25022664
>average baka desu sempai
>tfw dad's raping my sister again in another room
Grab his gun and kill him with it, don't be a pussy
>>25022662
I'd masturbate to it desu senpai. None of my sisters have been raped.
my day isn't complete until I see this post
When I think about it properly, I can't even bring myself to think of one good thing in my life, or really, anything I should be thankful for.
Working a dead-end job I hate, earning close to minimum wage; left by a partner I loved, and unable to get over him; friendless, completely lacking in a social life; still living with my parents; ugly.
The worst part is, it doesn't seem like anything is going to change anytime soon. I haven't felt 'good' or 'happy' in a very long time - every day, I wake up, and I wonder why I even bother,...
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>>25022638
What, nobody else has issues, or what?
>>25022638
Well you sold me. You should probably kill yourself.
You're still alive because this shitty life is all you have. I'm in the same boat
>mfw I find out the high school I wen to uploads their news to Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MqS_z7o98Y
>Highschool
You must be 18.
>>25022609
>finding out what your sexuality is
let me guess, its not straight
>>25022708
>went to
nigerian learn tuh read
ok /r9k/ i need help
I need a drivers license but noone is willing to let me use a car. so I cant get practice driving and I cant even take the test.
what do. im 21 now and i've been trying to find a way for 3 years now
>>25022581
driving school idiot
or make some friends
>>25022581
are you the dumbest nigga in the world? go to driving school. they'll even let you use their car for the test.
it took this special nigga 3 years to figure this out. just baka
How short does a woman need to be to qualify as a womanlet?
Disgusting mongoloid dwarves not included
>>25022566
outside of actual dwarfs or freakish genetic nonsense, there's no such thing as too short in my mind.
my ideal woman height is between 4'11" and 5'1"
I'm 5'10" and I've dated several women in that height range, it's just what I genuinely prefer. I like them small, it gives me warm fuzzies.
Is 5'2 an ok height?
>tfw no 4'10" gf when im 7'1"
Hi, /r9k/
I tried to make this thread earlier but I had to take off 5 minutes in due because something came up, so I just deleted it.
Anyways, I was told to make a thread about this because some people found my situation interesting.
Long story short:
>grew up with no mother in the home
>only saw her occasionally, alcoholic so almost always drunk
>had a few particularly traumatic incidences with her
With that background, it becomes easier to understand the rest....
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Original scenario I actually wrote as a joke, but ended up finding it comforting.
>have a Rosey mommy
>it's night time
>got my Samurai Jack playing on the TV
>she opens the door and walks to the bed
>kisses me on the head, I reach up and hug, she hugs me back
>"Goodnight sweetheart, you sleep well okay? I love you."
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>2:30 PM
>Rosey mommy picks me up from school on a cloudy day, in which it's not pouring but drizzling lightly
>"How was your day pal?"
>it was okay mommy
>"What did you learn?"
>nothing
>mommy giggles
>mommy drives, but it's not the normal way she takes home
>we...
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>>25022568
>we slow down, and end up looking at each other
>mommy stands up and walks over to me, think she's going to hug me
>she inches just close enough to poke me at yells "You're it!"
>i laugh and jump off the teeter totter, and sprint after mommy
>she is really fast, and splashing lots of water where ever she steps
>she...
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>yfw you realize getting pussy is all about confidence
fake it till you make it faggots
>>25022404
true factz my niggas
>>25022404
I finally got laid at 29, this is true desu friends
this is the ultimate red-pill that /r9k/ will never swallow.
Whats your favorite fast food restaraunt and what meal do you usually get from there?
Mine is popeyes. I usually get a 5 piece tender dinner with fries and corn
> tfw OP gets his tendies
Lee's chicken. I don't know if they're only in VA or what but it's so fucking good.
Popeye's is GOAT. Only fast food I actually eat. Their apple pies and biscuit are worth the diabeetus.
How is it fair how the fuck is it fair?
>parents make a lot of money so I can't get any grants
>they're dying in debt so we live poorer than everyone else
>go to college
>kicked out because of fees
>owe 10k with no transcripts
>have no car I have to get dropped off at 8 am for a class at 10 by my mom while girls watch
>my friend lives with...
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>>25022339
Tbh it is kinda fair. According to you, your parents make money, they apparently just try to live beyond their means, which is where the debt came from. Unfortunately, their actions have consequences, including your lifestyle.
Basically, learn from it. Do your shit right, graduate, don't make your parents' mistakes.
>>25022499
No they just really don't know how to spend
I live in a broken down house with no flooring and thin walls and 50 years old carpets that don't cover the whole floor and my parents both have cheap used failing cars and we've never gone on vacation and I starve every week
I'm poorer than my welfare neighbors
>>25022526
Don't know how to spend as in they don't spend the money they make and it just sits in accounts?
Doesn't jive with the "dying in debt" bit.
You're gonna have to just work part time to get what you need. It sucks, but if you're here you don't have a social life while in college anyway, at least not one that's gonna last.
>jerk off in front of PC with people in the home
>room smells like cum now
what do to prevent disaster?
Empty a whole can of deodorant in the room.
What does it smell like, OP?
I can tell you what works best
Heat up some vanilla extract
Or just dump some axe or fabreeze into the room fabrics
Ive done it i got a gf
Congratulations friendo
Congrats anon, I just asked out a girl for the first time today, hopefully it can go farther than just hanging out
Congrats man, I just ruined everything with the last girl I thought I had a shot with in my entire 30 year life.
>buy condoms
>she probably think i'm gonna be getting laid
>actually just jacking off into them
she probably thinks ur paying a black to fuck u in the ass, man
>>25022181
Faps n' Faffs
Chaps n' Laffs
>>25022181
I bought condoms once because a girl on the internet told me to meet her somewhereshe never met me
and it was super embarrassing
the cashier said
"have a nice night"
she knew the situation exactly and was insulting me
Is anyone here
/Racially Ambiguous/?
>>25021992
I'm mixed black & white but everyone thinks i'm Asian because I have tiny eyes
>>25021992
>2 distinct backgrounds that should've led to an interesting looking mix
>everyone thinks i'm indian
JUST
>>25021992
Yeah I'm a swarthy Italian who looks Moroccan.