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>buy condoms
>she probably think i'm gonna be getting laid
>actually just jacking off into them
she probably thinks ur paying a black to fuck u in the ass, man
>>25022181
Faps n' Faffs
Chaps n' Laffs
>>25022181
I bought condoms once because a girl on the internet told me to meet her somewhereshe never met me
and it was super embarrassing
the cashier said
"have a nice night"
she knew the situation exactly and was insulting me
>>25022266
did she touch the pp?
>>25022292
nah here's what happened
>find a roastie on an anonymous forum who is in my area
>she appears to be legitimate and wants to meet up with me
>she says she is horny and wants me to come over
>IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING WTF IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
>have no clue how to carry conversation with a woman
>talk about kpop and pewdiepie because fuck my life that might be what women like idk
>she is suddenly less interested in talking
>tells me to meet at taco bell at midnight
>i go and buy condoms in what I am sure was the most adventurous moment of my life
>sit in taco bell all night long until 4am
>walk home sadly
yeah that was like a year ago
I still have the condoms just in case
>>25022181
>buy condoms
>put one on to make sure it fits and to practice
>put rest in drawer to never be pulled out again
h-heh
>>25022584
>talk about kpop and pewdiepie
good idea
>have to go to uni
>post that i won't go
>i will actually go
>>25022584
why dont you slide your tight, wight, supple, boy butt over here and let me fuck you raw till you are ok with drinking man cum because you will never fuck a milf and you will never be a man you will just drink man cum for he does to and no go as far
>>25022181
>enter drugstore
>ask skin like condoms to dumb bitch
>dumb bitch say "what is that?"
>me: the ones behinds you
>she put some extrange look in eyes like brain reset, she search for them, i know she dosnt have those but i let her search anyways
>dumb bitch says she dosnt have those
>i say well give me those mega sized
>mfw starts to search, didnt tell her where they are even when i saw them already
>founds it, buy them, 10 minets to found a fucking condom pack
>mfw im a 27yo neet
>mfw i've fucked a shitskin that afternoon
>mfw mega sized condoms fits on my dick
>>25023194
Megasized condoms are no bigger really,they're like an inch longer but normal condoms are 8 inches aanyway and made for pencil dicks. Durex even makes the girth of their condoms below average girth
>>25022181
I tried this but I just got one from my normie cousin. 0/10 experience. It was much too tight, and a pain to get it on. Only to find out I can't use magnums; I need the xl ones.
