@issashine_ Dec 1
I'm laying bed and on my phone when this happens. Epic.
>>25047858
dont be upset just because someone thinks they have telepathic powers and can judge you over the internet.
>>25047858
your mental illness?
>Trans-ills simultaneously trying to pull the "you're gay for liking me!" card while also saying they're grills
>Being this bitter over tfw no vagina
Apex kek.
Does anyone have the one sad pepe where he's holding his massive dong and it's sperming?
Like his dong is as big as his torso, he has his blue shirt on but no pants also his feet are spread and his dong is all veiny?
>>25047748
>sperming
You're joking right?
I may have a double. Why are you asking?
>>25047777
Nice quads, son.
Ask a thoroughly average and uninteresting individual any question on any topic, no matter how awful.
>inb4 fishing for replies
>inb4 fag
Do you have a gf?
Do you like anime?
Rei or Asuka?
>>25047934
No.
No.
I did a quick google search and from appearance alone I pick Asuka.
Why did you post pepe?
Are you trying to ruin my board even more?
>go to living room
>see this
Wat do?
Get her a blanket and tuck her in. Then leave because the other Stacy whose foot is visible will probably try to talk to me.
I'd give her the 'ol penis
make sure whoever's foot that is is also unconscious, raep both.
if conscious, then just leave
Hey, /r9k/, it's getting late so most of the normies have gone to sleep, so I'm going to do a story time of sorts about my autism. It's not actual autism, but I'm sure it will make you cringe. Or maybe the story will make you feel, I don't know. I'm just going to tell it because I'd like to get it off my chest.
>immediately after I am born, mother starts drinking
>becomes a raging alcoholic
>always drunk, at some point before I turn two she physically...
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>police come, i am sitting in the backseat terrified
>especially afraid that i will be arrested because i had a metal toy gun with me
>watch mom get arrested and hauled off
>lose appetite and don't eat dinner with my dad, we just talked
>fast forward a while, now 19 years old
>occasionally see mom when i go see my grandma for holidays or dinner, last thanksgiving she showed up 6 hours...
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>i had informed my family and friend about the cheating, they weren't hostile but basically ignored her the whole trip
>i ignored her besides eating with her and sharing a bed, never had sex
>she loves american chocolate milk because apparently it's different over here, i make sure to get some and put it in the fridge upstairs
>she can't go up there alone because my dogs will attack her since they don't know her well, so every time i go...
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>she is exactly the age my mother was when she originally abandoned me/left the family
>at this point, not sure where to go, no one else has this problem
>therapy cannot fix it, mommy gf relationships cannot fix it because i don't want a gf, i just want a mommy
>after that awful gf and the new realizations/mommy issues, i become basically asexual
>still have a sex drive, but feel no attraction to anyone in particular,...
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>have to do presentation today
>choose topic
>prepare everything, presentation is finished
>try to practice it
>I can't do it
>keep stuttering even though nobody is around
>keep restarting after the first 4 slides (out of 28)
I can't do this, robots. Should I just stay in bed and drop the class? I've been attending it every time and...
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IKTF. I had to do a language course where the final exam was a group presentation and a 1 on 1 conversation with the prof. That was the closest that I've come to dropping out of a course. Barely squeeked by both and got a C in the course.
Keep practicing. Pretend you are talking to your fellow robots. In fact, try having a pretend conversation with r9k about 1 of the topics that pops up on here every now and them. Use that mindset of talking to present. You can do it lil nigga.
Are you graded on the way you present your speech? If not, just write down exactly what you wanna say, word for word. And read the paper during the presentation.
Or just look at the PowerPoint and read off that. No eye contact.
Sup /r9k/.
Here's the deal, I just started drinking again recently because I realized that I'm a loser with no friends outside my 4chan hugbox. I try to go along with things when people do them but I always feel like a fifth wheel people only invited out of pity or obligation. When I drink, I don't feel like a loser. When I'm stone sober for a month or so, I start seeing things with blinding clarity and it turns me into a chronically depressing, antisocial retard.
What do?
Bumping because I've honestly got nothing better to do. This post is now an original statement.
>>25046949
Just b urself :^)
Really though, I know this pain. Find hobbies to develop and put your time into those. It's the only way to live imho.
>>25046949
>Stone sober for a month (or so)
You're not seeing things with blinding clarity, sorry son.
Drink if you wanna drink though. Isn't that what you want to hear? some affirmation from the other alchies on this board?
Just saw Star Wars, ama
does han die
>>25046736
This
Saw an image of Han Solo with a lightsaber going through his chest
>>25046736
are you sure you want to know
Just asked her out. It's been almost 10 minutes which is scary because she was texting me back rapidly beforehand.
HAHAHAHA
She's trying to figure out how to let you down easy.
I am sorry man, it's just funny to someone like me who moved on from women a long time ago.
>>25046537
"i don't have anyone to go with yet"
> the beta in this one is strong, luke.
THERE HE GOES
THERE HE GOES AGAIN
I'm 18 and my mother died in NYC in 2001. My father - a Marine - died in Afghanistan 3 years later.
I was raised by my Grandparents until their death in 2012. I have been living between my own, and my uncle's until last march.
As a result of all these deaths, I'm fucked in the head. Depression, ADHD and all sorts of things I pop meds for.
When other's hear about my past, It's the same fucking reaction every. damn. time.
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Don't you have a bucket list? Why not go fight someone before you eat it
>>25046543
What's the point anymore? I want to say it's for myself, but at this point I don't even want to try anymore.
>>25046677
At least you got double dubs OP. Things will get better.
>be hungry
>have no money
>ask friend for food and he offers me "Gyft card" on my phone
>pays with bitcoin because he is into that
>go to Whole Foods because that is where the card is for
>be really nervous as I reach the register
>"that will be $16.25"
>handed him my phone and he took it
>he...
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>>25046435
>tfw poorfag
>tfw have to steal food samples from olive bar to get groceries from Whole Foods
>>25046435
are you a qt grill?
bloxbloxblox
>>25047105
Not sure how to answer that. I am a girl, I think I am pretty normal.
>Start watching mostly western 3D shows now that I've watched most anime I want to see
>enjoying it, recently finished The Wire (among others) which was particularly awesome
>noticing something strange
>don't find any of the people on any of the shows I'm watching attractive
>nothing but flawed bags of flesh
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>>25046427
It happened to me, anon.
But then again, the only 3D thing ive watched in over a year is the news and Sons of Anarchy.
>>25046427
Welcome to the dark side. I go through periods of 3DPD to wanting a gf, but I know 2D is superior.
I find 3D people to be disgusting.
I can't fap to 3D porn because all I can think about are the gross body fluids and stinky anuses.
This black bitch shaves her pussy on YouTube. Does /b/ have any other uncensored YouTube porn? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AEioRn80P4
wrong board faggot
I couldn't even tell there was hair there t b q h f am i l i a
>>25046302
Why would I look at some gross nigger roast when I can get porn with white girls at the drop of a hat?
>Been trying to escape neetdom for years
>after the thousandth automated email I got a little pissed
>didn't realize they had another job lined up for me.
Alright robots tell me, what did you do this time?
Kek
You fucked up bad.
The guy probably just said that because he was having a bad day too, you probably wouldn't have gotten that other position either.
Their reply was probably just a lie to get back at you.
the others in the thread have the right idea. they want your tears
whoops I've seemed to have mis-clicked on the wrong picture m80's sorry about that.
>>25046021
Don't worry lad everyone makes mistakes.
>>25046021
I don't think anyone here actually cares about Cuck wars.
who actually gives a shit about star wars
oh yeah, nerds