>go to living room
>see this
Wat do?
Get her a blanket and tuck her in. Then leave because the other Stacy whose foot is visible will probably try to talk to me.
I'd give her the 'ol penis
make sure whoever's foot that is is also unconscious, raep both.
if conscious, then just leave
If shes my gf
Pick her up and carry her to bed
Get her a blancket :)
>>25047566
Perform Groping and Entering on her
Bite her booty
/thread
>>25047566
Wake her up and tell her to get the fuck off my couch and leave.
Thank Bill for his tips and tricks.
>>25047566
stare for a minute then go jack off
slip one single finger between her cheeks past her bootyshorts past her panties into her tight little hole
then masturbate furiously while smelling/sucking the one single finger
Tell my sis to scooch over so I can watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas! on TBS.
>>25047566
Tell whoever is on primejailbait.com to take it to their goddamn bedroom
>>25047566
offer a blanket, if not needed tell her to get the fuck out white trash jailbait degenerate piece of shit
>if interested in me then be cool and joke about her sleepy mood
>>25047566
bring light blanket and big spoon
>>25047733
I'd make her eggs and force her to eat all of them.
>>25047566
in reality?
probably put a blanket on her then leave the room
>>25047566
Literally repeat "AWOOGA AWOOGA" out loud while slapping my face repeatedly
a lot of sniffing and some light licking
>>25047705
this
this comment is original
tfw no butt gf to bury my face in those cheeks
Wait till she leaves and commence Operation Couchlicking.
Send her to bed.
The egg thing.
I can't remember it exactly, I just remember the cooking eggs bit.
>>25047566
why do girls wear stuff like this?
It's incredibly demeaning, it makes them look like prostitutes whose only asset is sex
>>25047566
fuck off
>>>/b/
>>25047608
This. I'd honestly put a blanket over her if it was cold.
This is why I can never be Chad.
It all depends. Like if it where right now at this time of the night I'd probably shit myself. Think it's like some evil specter laying in my bed in the darkness of my living room
>>25047930
>why do girls wear stuff like this?
hmmmm i wonder
>>25047566
Back to /b/ faggot
Ha original comment.
>>25047566
>tuck her in
>go back to watching my hentai
>>25047950
No, but how do they justify it to themselves? I'm well aware of The global force of International Jewry, but I'm inquiring on an individual, personal level, not a on a wider, societal level.
>>25048004
>I only wear it 'cause it's comfortable lmao
Probably partly because it's comfortable, and partly because they think it makes them look attractive, or because society has trained them to think it makes them look attractive.
>>25048004
>The global force of International Jewry
they do it for chad and to have power over betas. all women know what they're doing when they dress like skanks. they're presenting the goods and only those worthy get to look and touch
