>be hungry
>have no money
>ask friend for food and he offers me "Gyft card" on my phone
>pays with bitcoin because he is into that
>go to Whole Foods because that is where the card is for
>be really nervous as I reach the register
>"that will be $16.25"
>handed him my phone and he took it
>he looked at me like I was crazy and I didn't realize the screen was off
>I stared at him and started sweating
>"do u has money"
>grab my phone back and turn on the screen without saying anything
>feel-the-autism.avi
>he scans the phone and I say "have a nice day" as I run out of the store
Fuck, why the fuck do normies have to be so talkative, I just wanted to pay for my tendies with digital internet money. At least Safeway has those self checkout stands so I don't have to talk to anyone, get with the program Whole Foods.
>>25046435
>tfw poorfag
>tfw have to steal food samples from olive bar to get groceries from Whole Foods
>>25046435
are you a qt grill?
bloxbloxblox
>>25047105
Not sure how to answer that. I am a girl, I think I am pretty normal.
>>25047206
Just make sure your screen is on next time before you hand it to the cashier
>>25047610
I think his finger turned it off, it was on when I handed it to him. I just freaked out when he stared at me. I thought he was going to tell me that he couldn't accept it or something.
>>25047756
Were there people in line behind you?
>>25046435
>Be me
>poor af and thinking of stealing some food
>too many apple so i just take an apple to pay for
>i still have to pay for this apple
>go to self check out the apple is 2.12
>fuck this apple
i want to cry to twilight songs
>>25046435
>why the fuck do normies have to be so talkative
am i right bois~ da fuqqqq is up w/ normies?
>>25047916
Yeah, I thought I was going to have to explain the whole thing while people slowly got angry with me.
>>25046435
get out of my town, our whole foods doesn't have a self checkout but both our superstore and safeway do wtf loblaw
