I have talk really fast and move janky and quick often and it makes me look like a total creep
like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9hyESCLm8k&
how do I stop?
>>25115732
>pic related was OP's dad
>OP's dad beat him because he was mentally handicapped
>that just fucked him up even more
That woman did a great job dressing up to look obtainable
>>25115732
That is fucking hilarious. It has to be fake.
"it's like I fear death, but also I long for it? idon'tknow."
Why is it asians never respond to race bait?whenever someone tries to make an Asian race bait thread it quickly dies because they don't engage. Yet I see black/white anons arguing with obvious race baiting trolls, giving them 300+ replies. Is this because of our inferior intellect?
probably less asians on 4chan than anything
Well for one, there's not as many Asians on this board. r9k is probably 90% white. Second, I think Asians just don't give a shit.
>>25115731
Because its insensitive to roast your inlaws.
>tfw anon attacks you personally
>almost cry
is there anyone more beta than me?
>get attacked personally
>only feel rage
>>25115655
pussyfaggot LOL
>tfw an anon doxxed you and now you have a minor article about you on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
How do I pick up a prostatute?
How to avoid cops?
How much to pay?
Tips?
>>25115423
>prostatute
Given that you've already fucked up at this point I don't think you should pursue this line of thought any further.
Why would you pay for sex when it's obtainable for free?
>>25115463
Because it's not free. And have you forgotten where you are
>girl I like bought me $1000 present
>for listening to her as a friend
>is rich
>sent her a bag of my sperm and pubes in the mail with a fuck you letter for rejecting me
>have to drive an hour to her house just to wait for the mailman hoping she isn't home
>it's a gated community
How fucked am I?
>>25115407
Seriously anon, I think you might have problems. Anyway, most of those places aren't gated around the whole place, just find somewhere to get in. And post pics.
>>25115407
I think you did stellar m8 just leave as in
Haha oh wow enjoy getting v&'d m8
Remember when a 4chan thread could stay up for days and days?
Remember when Flash animations and games were all the rage?
Remember when content creators did it for fun, not money?
Remember when you needed a PC to access the Internet?
Remember when websites didn't have 20 social networking buttons?
Remember when smartphones didn't exist?
Remember when Youtube actually had interesting content?
Remember when memes were called image macros and demotivationals?
Remember when seeing a meme IRL was unthinkable?
Remember when social networking barely...
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Yes.
I remember.
>>25115401
pepperidge farm remembers
Only le 90sgag kids will remember this! :^)
Shit like this pisses me off so much. Girls like the idea of being attracted to introverts, they do not like introverts. I hate all the normies who like to say they are socially awkward but just act quirky in a fun way all the time and have never struggled to make conversation, never felt insecure about menial shit.
>>25115388
>that guy
>introverted
:-S
yeap
sounds about right
So, what you're saying is, it's impossible to be an atractive introverted guy?
What do fembots do during the holidays?
Eat the rancid, leftover nigger cum from my rank cunt.
>>25115318
fembots don't exist
please stop shitposting
>>25115339
This girl would disagree
C'mon /r9k/ bust out the feels, all of your deepest darkest secrets I want to hear them. Vent your darkest and most disgusting thoughts, 100% chance I'm a worse person than you. Vent, it's healthy.
>be driving truck home hauling ass after work one night
>lived in ghetto at the time so no streetlights work
>all of a sudden black guy in all black pops out of nowhere in street
>hit him
>slam on brakes
>panic
>throw it in reverse and run him over to make sure hes dead
>take off and spend night at a friends
Luckily...
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I was abused by my father and have severe daddy issues. He made me his slave but due to some other problems I was taken away from his household when I was a teenager. Lately I've been struggling with old, unwanted feelings coming back. I feel the urge to return to that life and just be meat again. I know I'm shit and disgusting but I have nowhere else to talk about this.
everything is just getting grayer. I can feel it happening slowly, but its happening and it fucking scares me.
>send dick pic
>"no babe a pic of it hard"
Would that be fatal? I really want to kill myself.
>>25115333
It would be incredibly painful.
>>25115333
Toaster in tub would be a lot stronger and more likely to kill you
>start watching anime
>suddenly real women aren't cute enough for me
Fuck.
How do I reverse this?
is it bad that I can name all the characters on the right?
As someone who has been jacking it exclusively to hentai since age 12, I have no idea. 2D is just superior in every way.
>>25115295
no, they're pretty popular/entry level anime
yuru yuri
oreimo
evangelion
madoka
k-on
hibike
lain (one of these things is not like the others)
>tfw brought Yahtzee, Pictionary, and Monopoly to the Family Christmas Party
>actually set up Pictionary and everything after my Granny said we would all play
>as I'm setting it up, everyone goes outside
>I sit inside waiting for like ten minutes
>check on everyone
>they're all sitting outside with blankets and stuff
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Describe yourself so i can judge you OP.
You're a beta orbiter for your grandma cuck
I win a good percentage of every game. People don't want to play with me.
9/10 for me senpai
>>25115106
i agree, 9/10
>>25115106
Would berry my lightsaber so far in her ass that whoever could pull it out would be crowned Princess Leia
that movie barely held it together.
if it weren't for some of the original Star Wars people, it would be a complete flop.
Where do I find women who like dressing up all cutesy like this?
In bed with Chad
Ageplay sites I assume
Women who dress like that are the most broken.
>That cringe when you realize you were the spaz kid that yelled every move during a yu-gi-oh! game in the HS courtyard thinking you were king shit.
I never had because fuck card games but those people, goddamn senpai, those peeps. Any of you relate?
>>25114839
Why did it replace my senpai with senpai?
>>25114839
>be me last december
>was with my QT3.14 gf of nearly 3 years
>she didn't want to be with me anymore
>said I would take a bunch of pills because I couldn't go on living
>she said go ahead because she thought I was joking
>Take the tablets right in front of her
>she thought they were sugar pills
>cry and said they weren't
>pass out
>she called for an ambulance
>mfw she broke up with me for real less than a month later on new years day
>mfw
>25115077
>said I would take a bunch of pills because I couldn't go on living
>Take the tablets right in front of her
Literally the most beta thing I've ever heard. I hope you're not serious.