>girl I like bought me $1000 present
>for listening to her as a friend
>is rich
>sent her a bag of my sperm and pubes in the mail with a fuck you letter for rejecting me
>have to drive an hour to her house just to wait for the mailman hoping she isn't home
>it's a gated community
How fucked am I?
>>25115407
Seriously anon, I think you might have problems. Anyway, most of those places aren't gated around the whole place, just find somewhere to get in. And post pics.
>>25115407
I think you did stellar m8 just leave as in
Haha oh wow enjoy getting v&'d m8
>>25115407
>sent her a bag of my sperm and pubes in the mail with a fuck you letter for rejecting me
I want this to be real so badly.
>>25115407
just return her gift u clod
>>25115407
>>sent her a bag of my sperm and pubes in the mail with a fuck you letter for rejecting me
The fuck is wrong with you beta bitch?
>"I was drunk" "I was a high"
Its literally this fucking easy to solve ANY problems you have with a girl.
Just call her and tell her you put the wrong label on your Christmas cards and when she gets it to just return to sender.
>>25115407
I just love Autists like you sabotaging yourselves because you're so incredibly anal about being a virgin.
Reap what you sow, moron.
>>25115654
Stay mad, tripfag. Anons like OP are the future.
>>25115407
call her and tell her that you accidentally sent your mom's gift to her
>>25115707
With a bit of luck, he's going to land in jail. There's no future there. Enjoy your meaningless existence behind bars, lad.
>>25115407
Begin the process of placing evidence to frame someone you know.
>>25115749
Kill yourself tripfag. Anons willing to send bags of their own fluids and hair are the ultimate beings on r9k. They DESERVE to be tripfags. You are nothing, and do not deserve to be recognized by anyone.
I'd pay for a nice lawyer buddy
You may be able to claim insanity to avoid the court to if the psychologist deems you unfit for trial
>>25115546
>i was drunk so i sent you some cumpubes
yeah no anon that doesn't work
>>25115801
Hold it right there anon! You are handling this situation incorrectly!
>>25115801
>do not deserve to be recognized by anyone
Stopped reading there. You're just the average manchild who gets angry whenever he sees 3 letters, 2 exclamation marks and a random algorithm of 11 characters. Should I put a trigger warning for people like you in the future?
>>25115867
>Stopped reading there.
That's because it was the end of the post, you retard.
>>25115863
Thanks, anon, I'll stop responding after this.
>>25115801
>implying people deserve to be recognized for being shitty
>people who are good don't deserve recognition
ok
>>25115539
many forms of metal defection tend to make tards think any random shit that pops in their heads when they feel strong emotions is a good idea, so
get angry: lash out in the most retarded and counter productive way possible,
get horny: go masturbate to ponies in a public place, and so on.
>>25115911
OP is a god what the hell are you talking about?
>>25115928
last i checked, sending someone your pubes makes you a fucking sperglord, not a god. He's a shitty person and he's going to get what he deserves.
>>25115901
>That's because it was the end of the post, you retard.
Doesn't matter. I discarded anything you may have said after what you posted, even if you didn't post anything. Understand the point of rhetorics, please.
>I'll stop responding
As expected from a manchild who is unable to actually stand up for his own (shitty) beliefs.
You may as well, though, considering you've just proven everything in your power that I am, in fact, in the right here. Cheers laddie.
>>25115407
wut?
is this real life or exercise?
>>25115984
whoa, this guy is a huge faggot.
>>25115984
>I discarded anything you may have said after what you posted, even if you didn't post anything. Understand the point of rhetorics, please.
only white people say things like this
I really hope you get in trouble for this, fucking kekd
>>25115911
Greetings fellow redditor
*gives you reddit gold*
Teach these misogynist betas how we do it on reddit >:^)
>>25115407
You know you have to kill yourself if she gets it.
In your death, she'll know you didn't hate her. You were just having a mental breakdown.
In death you'll be more loved then you ever were in life.
lol this cannot be real but i want so badly for it to be
>sent her a bag of my sperm and pubes in the mail with a fuck you letter for rejecting me
fucking excuse me
>>25115654
You honestly turn me off a bit
like I get that the virgins here are retarded, but you dont have to constantly defend girls
>>25115918
This is actually really spot on
>>25115918
+1 anon
+1
im at least 40% sure that isnt illegal.
