Daily reminder that if you match this description
>male
>white
>straight
>tall
Then you are not a robot, nor could you ever be a robot, you are a failed normie
>>29707513
lmao back to tumblr buddy
>>29707513
OK, but I'm still not leaving. Bet you're mad.
>male
>white
>6'3"
>360lb
>face of a warthog
>slight autism
>poorer than niggers
>still play Minecraft
Normie here. AMA
Is this the most normiecore show out there? I can't relate to any of the main characters, or any of the relationship shit in the show.
What do you think of HIMYM, /tv/?
>>29707494
Nah, Friends is
>>29707494
I hate lily so much and anyone in this thread who says anything positive about her is going to become cursed. Fucking smug bitch always sticking her nose into other people's businesses with her stupid mouth and face.
I've never watched this show. How does he end up meeting the mother?
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SUFFOCATION
NO TENDIDS
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I DON'T GO TO WENDY'S
*mashes keyboard solo*
THIS IS MY MESSAGE-BOARD
THIS IS MY MESSAGE-BOARD
>>29707478
That pic you posted is actually extremely funny
>>29707531
Didn't actually their band teacher or something die and it was a tribute
Get in here Aus fags, Victoria here.
>>29707474
QLD here i hope this thread doesnt turn into gay erp again
>>29707506
Again? I must've missed the other one, what do you think about the elections anyway?
>>29707647
by again i mean as of late a group of overwatch fags have been making the generals and shitting them up with their gay erps
as for the election i think i prefer labour over lnp but at the end of the day i dont really care about who wins as the senate will probably just block everything again.
Why didn't you go to university?
Don't reply if you are in/went to Uni.
>>29707439
OP here. Forgot to mention it was a combination of depression, AVPD and being poor.
>>29707458
>lewding karen
people like you are despicable.
Didn't go to UV because I had no reason to. I'm content being a NEET.
because of depression and constant breakdowns
I retook some exams this year so hopefully I can study for a bachelors next year at the age of 23, otherwise I will go back to living on government benefits.
How are you all doing? How has life been treating you? Anything happen recently that you'd like to share?
>>29707328
got an internship because of nepotism and its becoming more and more difficult to act happy and interact with coworkers. also i have to go to corporate offices and work with boss' boss which will involve copious amounts of spaghetti. thinking about looking elsewhere but there is risk of me not being able to find another job like this one. also this could lead to a fulltime position in the future if they keep me on for another year.
its very draining
about to start studying in another country, quite excited desu
Community college is shit
Hopefully I can earn enough modelingwithout whoring out my boipuccito pay for Vanderbilt or something
>be 22
>educated
>good job
>take care of my hygiene
>live on my own
>have never had a girl interested in me
>older brother
>still works at a factory
>still lives with our Grandma
>never shaves or gets a haircut
>never brushes...
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>>29707309
the real question is: how short are you and how tall is your bro?
>>29707345
I'm 6'3". Brother is probably 6'1"
>>29707309
Funny how life works out, huh?
>friend is a sweaty pimple ridden 300lb nerd cow
>he's one of my three or four real friends
>somehow chats up a ton of hot chicks
>bones a skinny girl from time to time
>I let slip that it never had a girl before
>try to cover it but he is still digging
>wake...
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Who /cool/ here
>be me
>had a great time in highschool
>in college now
>in fraternity
>get laid often
>have many friends
>from an affluent family
>Smart with a bright future
I found this board back in highschool but I've always been a normie. I've been monitoring the beta uprising for a few years now. The...
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>>29707294
The pepe's are the best part, my pals and I actually have a facebook group where we post our favourites
Good idea for a thread, i think the normie stigmatising on this board is unfair. there should be some sort of normie embassy here
Normies report in
>He listens to music that's over a year old
>>29707214
made me reply you inbred faggot
>he listens to music he doesn't even know if he likes in an attempt to be cool
>he listens to manhunt soundtrack and imagines he's being hunted/in a snuff film, meat cleaver in hand, creeping around in the shadows of his house
>he listens to metal gear 2 msx music and imagines he's some super serious guy soldier, walking around with fake m16, soda can grenade around his house
INTPs please join me in this thread as we we collectively revel in the feeling of living in an absurd and godless universe.
>>29707149
I'm here with you fellow INTPer. We are force to live amongst those who believe in free will HA HA HA what fools.
INTP here, fucking kill me I'm dead inside.
>>29707186
Your insincerity upsets me deeply, Anon.
Who /literally zero friends/ here?
>tfw had friends in high school
>Haven't related to another human being for 4 years
>And I'm the only one to blame
me but i tried to make some online.
>>29707084
Haven't had any friends for about 10 years now. Never had a female friend ever.
I'm 27.
I have two contacts in my cell phone. One is my mom and the other is my boss.
I don't really care, either.
Not yet, but I reckon it won't be long.
>Have one friend for last few years - see them twice a year, at best.
>Had two other friends since a few years ago.
>One OD'd a year ago.
>The other's moving house - probably won't stay in contact.
>Have online friend I've met a couple of times, haven't really talked since he got a gf.
>Kind of friends with roommates...
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>"Yes anon, we wanna see it!
If you insist, here you go. It?
>>29707046
tfw when they see it.
tfw when they laugh
tfw when they start making fun of me
tfw i get hard
tfw i cum hands free
tfw they keep doing this every day and sometimes let me hump their legs like a dog
>>29707046
bump
Oreganiolioo
What's the story behind him, does anyone know it?
I don't know but i'm genuinely interested about it. I love his videos and i watch him every day. Forgive me for beeing so nosy.
he does food reviews
It's a young Gavin Belson from before he founded Hooli.
>>29707043
he like food and drunk
Just a heads up. If you have a decent face, good teeth, facial hair and decent facial proportions over all but your under 5'9 and/or skinny as fuck you're not an 8 stop removing 2 points. You're a manlet, at best you're a 4. Girls love tall guys with a belly. No girl feels attraction to someone that resembles a child.
>>29707039
>tfw 5'8i'm not insecure enough to give a shit about girls though
Thank you OP for speaking for all us women.
Boney child best are the best
One day, you'll get to date a qt anime girl with your Virtual Reality stuff. You'll get to have picnics with her, go on the beach with her, stay indoors and drink hot-chocolate with her while a blizzard rages on outside, and watch fireworks with her over the Paris skyline.
And then, when AI technology gets better, she'll actually learn things about you and become familiar with you. You'll be able to hold actual conversations with her, and watch her personality grow into something almost real (but without the downsides of real).
The future is...
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It'll be fucking outlawed. Idk in the US or Japan, but it'll absolutely be completely fucking outlawed within a few years in europe. Feminists (and i mean explicitly feminists, not actually successful, self-supporting women) will throw a shit fit when their one point of leverage that they use to get everything in their life (their vagina) falls out of demand.
Better get good with darknets and crypto, because thats the only way we'll have to keep our simulated AI waifus safe from first-amendment hating parasite women.
>>29707261
What are they going to say? How is this sexist?
They might shame us and call us losers, but that's about it. How can they possibly say this is illegal?
It won't happen in my lifetime. It could be decades and decades until we have anything approaching that, and I would have to suffer in abject loneliness for too long to reach the point of such simulations becoming remotely satisfying before killing myself.
It's a nice thought, though. I like the manga Ressentiment.