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Just a heads up. If you have a decent face, good teeth, facial hair and decent facial proportions over all but your under 5'9 and/or skinny as fuck you're not an 8 stop removing 2 points. You're a manlet, at best you're a 4. Girls love tall guys with a belly. No girl feels attraction to someone that resembles a child.
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>>29707039
>tfw 5'8
i'm not insecure enough to give a shit about girls though
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Thank you OP for speaking for all us women.
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Boney child best are the best
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>>29707039
As someone who's 6'1" with marginally above average facial aesthetics, this reads like you have a spectacular insecurity regarding your face.
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I dated a manlet. The feeling of his hip bones as I was riding him made me physically sick.
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>fat fucks actually think this

They don't like your belly bro
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>>29707039
I stopped giving a fuck about my looks. It's cool now.
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>>29707116
Me too. Not pleasant my new bf has an awesome belly.
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>>29707039
>6'4"
>fat
>face like denny trejo
im just abomination
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I am not a Chad by any standard but the biggest loser I know is a giant, he is also fat and could probably beat this entire board alone considering his strength
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>>29707135
Pretty sure OP is a girl fucktard
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>>29707039
>Girls love tall guys with a belly
DOUBT
t. tall guy with a belly
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>>29707177
I'm a girl and I'd rather a tall chubby guy than a short skinny guy. Your face isn't everything it's not the thing that picks us up for fun or hugs us just saying.
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>>29707216
Girls prefer tall and fat over manlet and skinny
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>>29707216
If your where standing next to a 5'7 125 pound manlet you'd get first choice no problem.
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>>29707227
Here let me fix the post for you
>I'm a girl and I'd rather a tall guy than a short guy.

Tall and fat, tall and skinny, doesn't matter. You'll always want the tall one over the short guy because you subconsciously wanted to be fucked by your dad.
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>>29707272
It has nothing to do with their dads, retard, its hypergamy.

There is no man on earth who would rather live as a short guy than a tall guy, tall is simply superior, and women know that, they always want the superior man.
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>>29707236
>>29707256
i would say i am well out of their 'comfortable' height range at 6'10
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>>29707272
Yas!! Always wanted daddy to fuck me awww too bad I gotta find a big tall man to do the job how will I survive :'(
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>>29707338
Anything +6'5 is considered too tall and it causes more disadvantages than benefits.
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>>29707272
Do I smell a manlet? Don't be salty anon.
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>>29707368
I'm borderline. 5'11"
I just know how it is with women and their retarded lust for any man standing over 6 feet.
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>>29707363
I'd rather 6'5 than anything under 5'8.. Tall guys don't feel bad, you are way more appealing than manlets.
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>>29707097
Holy crap I have that EXACT body.

...how tall is this guy?
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Slim body is the best for a guy. It's mainly gay twinks or trashy stacies that find bulked up guys to be preferable.
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>>29707419
>Slim body is the best for a guy
Slim bodies are for twinks and girls. Men need muscles and fat to keep that masculine body.
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Ah OP
Wenever I think of ex who skinny short I think of a leprechaun saying "Tiddle Dee Tiddle Dee" make me laugh
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I'm tall and skinny. Can confirm that girls don't like me.
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>>29707039

fatso your attempt to use social engineernig techniques is laughable. try again

>12 posters 27 replies
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>>29707481
Any girl worth your time won't place a lot of value on whether or not the guy is big or not. Most of my female friends say they prefer slim bodies, and they're not ugly hambeasts either.
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>>29707554
they're probably hipster types who fall for every new fad
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>>29707554
So skinnyfat? Too bad, most of them never seen real man body.
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>>29707572
>le hipster meme xd
not an argument
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177 and weigh around 69 kg, is this there hope ? All i want is that sweet spot at around 73 kg. But im calling bullshit on stacys want someone with a belly
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do you think this because you saw pictures of 10,000 BC cavemen in your highschool textbook?
get real
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>>29707609
>everyone wants something different
That'll be dismissed here as meme advice similar to 'jus b urself' but guess what? It's true.

I know short, stocky men with girlfriends and wives. I've met men shorter than myself (a towering 5' 5) with girlfriends and wives. I've known tall, lanky guys with girlfriends and tall, chubby guys with girlfriends. Women prefer all sorts of different things. A general guideline I use is that girls want a guy taller than themselves, but even this can be broken every now and again.

I see a hang up happen when men feel like they should have every woman want them. We think this because if every woman wanted us, we wouldn't ever get rejected. So we try to figure out "what women want", and reach conclusions based on what we see other guys do or what success we've had, but we never stop to think that every woman wants something different.
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>>29707572
Girls like that will always like slim guys though, it's just a constant. You very rarely see any girl who is different/alternative with a really big guy, their personalities are incompatible.
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>>29707710
Also, yeah being short is probably a disadvantage, so is being VERY skinny. But you're doing yourself a disservice by caring so much about your "metrics" i.e. "only so many women like me, and there's more girls who like my tall friend". Be an awesome motherfucker and you'll have enough interested women that you won't know what to do with them and you won't care that some guys have got a little more options.
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>>29707410
He's 6'0 phamily
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>>29707795
Fuck I'm nowhere near that tall. I wish I was, I feel like I'd look awesome. Oh well.
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>implying Skeletons aren't the best

Fuck off fat shits
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>>29707410
Be ashamed be very ashamed anon.
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>>29707039
>mfw women rate 80% of guys "below average"
I'm like a 7 to a guy but a 5 to a girl.
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>>29707965
>be ashamed of having a body type similar to a male model
lol

>b-but muh /fit/ meme!!!

Go away
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>>29707166
>>29707116
>>29707227

Neckbeards role playing as stacies detected. I really lose hope in this board sometimes.
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>>29707491

Must have been funny when he was sucking your dick. :^)
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>>29707965
>be shamed

t. you

ipj
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>>29708005
>>b-but muh /fit/ meme!!!

t. a lightweight (loser)!
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I can't even hear you over the sound of how wrong you are. Pic related is an objective 10.
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>>29708078

I'll actually have to try /fit/ sometime. Can anyone here tell me whether the advice works/ is bullshit?
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>>29707039
6'2 here
Lumberjack figure

No gf

Fuck off OP
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I'm a girl and I love it when guys are short and overweight and hairy :3

Bonus points for if they are unemployed >:3

All of my girlfriends who I experiment with regularly are the same way!
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>>29708084

Damn. I'm only slightly bi and I'd suck that dick in a heartbeat. More pics?
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>>29708078
>Anyone who doesn't share my enthusiasm for picking things up and putting them down is a loser xDDD

go away
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>>29708084
would you suck on his nips anon?
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>>29708084
his face is an 11 and overrides his mediocre body, most people can't pull this off

>>29708102
read the /fit/ sticky
count calories and do the strong lifts 5x5 routine
don't cheat on your diet or skip workouts and you're set
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>21
>5'8
>120 lbs
>average face but mixed race
>no GF ever
Why live?
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>>29708190

Thanks. Will do.

Ordinary commantati
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>>29708084
Perfect example great face but elf body regardless this guy is a 4. He looks like an 11 year old boy. I'd feel like a peadophile if I kissed or fucked this.
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>>29708297
>if I kissed or fucked this.
you're a projecting fat fucking neckbeard male though who has delusional opinions that conflicts with the real world
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>>29708297
I literally laughed out loud. I cannot imagine how ugly and delusional you have to be to actually believe that.
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Manlets stop trying to convince yourselves that women are attracted to you. Let's make it simple if you lay down in bed and your hip bones and ribs stick out you are no more than a 4. Imagine the poor woman that had to climb onto your skeleton try not to dry retch and fuck you.
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>>29708297

Nah. You're either trolling or its a perfect example of different strokes for different folks. I generally put my dick in women. If I go for men I want to be the top... but that guy; I'd suck him like a lollipop and call him daddy if he asked.
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>>29708342
You try riding a skeleton and come back to me anon.
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>>29707593
No not skinnyfat, just slim.
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>>29708356
Your bi.. You'd fuck anything with a hole your opinion is erelevent.
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>>29708396

Well that's rude. Still have some standards. I hate stacies and I hate hipsters no matter how attractive they are. Their personalities are cancer.

>Implying you wouldn't either.
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>>29707039
>>29707116
>>29707332
>>29707491
>>29708116
>>29708297
>>29708343
stop shitting on manlets guys their life is hard enough
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>>29708483
>guys
why did you make it plural when its just one fat cheeto stained neckbeard?
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>>29708483
If they want pretty lies they can go to facebook
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>>29707991
If your a manlet your a 4. Just stop.
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your social engineering tactics are not working albert
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>ITT: Delusional 2/10 fatass neckbeard tries to up his rating by insisting that 6 points ride on height alone.

OK, OP, if you say so.
t. 5'7" who gets hit on by girls at least as much as an 8/10 would but is a homo khv tho
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>>29708005
Make model? That's just it anon they may be good to show a pair of underwear of but I'd rather fuck and cuddle a chubby guy any day
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>>29708610
Your personal preference does not lower the attractiveness of people who sit outside of your preference, though.

7/10 because I'm probably responding to bait.
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>>29708585
Girls know you're a homo and are fucking with you
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>>29708610
>responding to a post two times

mad man
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>>29708452
Gonna cry now? Let's be honest though from everything you've said you'd totally stick your dick into any hole going.
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>>29708585

Human attractiveness is based on aesthetics. It's not as simple as saying short guys are unattractive or the opposite. It depends how you carry it and the features that coincide with it. A tall skinny guy is quite unnatractive. Short skinny guys are usually objectively more attractive provided they don't have the baby-face. On the other hand a tall guy with a pot belly is usually seen as manly whilst a short pot-bellied man is seen as a slob.
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>>29708632
Again let's make it simple. If you lay down and your ribs and hips stick out you are essentially a skeleton. Nobody apart from <4/10 find this attractive. GTFO
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>>29708659
Gotta make a point ;^)
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>>29708716
This guy is definitely not THAT skinny >>29707097
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>>29708716
>Again let's make it simple.
*tips*
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>>29708669

Damn. Guess that's why I fucked your mom and let your dad blow me.

Such horrifically ugly people. I can only imagine what their offspring were like.

Guess now I know it's cause im bi and "would fuck any hole."
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>>29708084
Hahahaha righto
His too thin
He has no facial hair
He is too pale
No body hair
Nipples look like a newborn baby

4/10
Fuck off
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5 is average. Average is basically no huge flaws and near the norms of society.

Being shorter than 5'10 (the average) obviously bumps you down at least a point, so yeah the max you can be is a 4. Most are more likely 2 or 3's because no one is perfect.
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>>29708585
"Hit on" I bet your the kind of faggot that thinks girls like him when really we are screen shooting your convos and laughing with our friends about you..
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>>29708762
Ar- are you my real daddy then?
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>>29708642
They really don't; 70% of these girls were so fucking religious that the idea of homosexuality didn't even compute for them. If they knew, I doubt I'd still have my head on my shoulders.
Several also seemed too legitimately upset when they saw me hug a female friend (she was getting emotional and I wanted her to stop crying over literally nothing).

>Thinks girls like obese people.
>>Thinks anyone without a fetish does.
>Thinks 6 points are dedicated to height - his only redeeming feature.
>Thinks closetfags are easily identifiable in all cases.
Wew, this is a fun one.
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But all I want is a pale skeletal bf with a cute face. Body fat grosses me out.
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>>29708768
>>29708789
>>29708803
dude this is pathetic. your social engineering tactics aint working my boy

lmao @ ur lyfe
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>>29708803
>we


lol
ogpost
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>>29708832
OK 5'7 manlet, the religious 5'3 womanlets are all over your dick, I get it, not all girls have options afterall.
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>>29708803

You should stop trolling until you learn linguistics or empathy. Perhaps you're autistic or extremely socially deprived. You're embarrassing yourself.
Girls don't speak like that.
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>>29708832
Height and weight ;^)
I've been generous sweetie with the 4 points to the face. 3 for weight 3 for height now kindly fuck off unless you're >5'9 and have a scrumptious belly.
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>>29708902
You know how transparent you're being right now?
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>>29708902
Let me guess your under 5'9
In that case pls kill yrself
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>>29708963

Explain. I don't mean to be anything else.
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>>29708902
You sound like your about to cry :'^(
It's ok they are surgery and shakes for your manlet issues
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>>29708957
>>29708963
>>29708987
wow you can post on your phone and pc at the same time. congratulaitons! ; )
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>>29708803
>Wrong your/you're
>Think's I'd use messaging apps with people who aren't extremely close friends
>"we" - identifies as a Stacey
>>Thinks she is in any position to make any calls about anything
I bet you're that one ugly fat chick that the popular girls keep to make themselves look sexier by comparison, and you still think you're their friend.

Other than that, I think it's fair to say this thread has derailed from a couple of people laughing at what is either a delusional guy or some bait into stage 3 brain cancer.
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>>29708987

I think engineered eugenics would be better served against those who can't get through two sentences without committing 7 grammar and spelling mistakes.
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I just seen this nigga in autozone who was a fat neckbeard, but his gf was at least a 7/10 by r9k standards. He was tall though, I'm 6'1, but he had to be 6'3.

>tfw the tall meme is true
>tfw no cute trap bf under 5'6

At least that 350 pound necky is pounding the pink, and not crying on r9k.
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>>29709005

I'm not sure how you could discern sound from text on a forum but I hear synthesia is not uncommon with severe autism. It must be difficult for you living with it.
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>>29708297
Don't you have some brain pills to take?
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>>29709135
Yeah later on tonight with my giant chocolate milkshake yummo!
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>>29709133
So difficult :'^(
Probably just as difficult as you living a pseudo intelligent life
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>>29709171

Kallamari dude!
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>>29708504
you are right. im 189 cm, around 6"0 but its decently tall. the people who uses terms like "manlets" "lanklets" "roasties" etc. are usually fat smelly neckbeards. they never get laid. all they can do is just pick on other people. they are bitter and hateful all the time. in reality, people dont give that much of a shit about looks. ive seen guys banging hot chicks, they looked like brushed paper ffs. but these fucking virgin bitter cunts always with these manlet, lanklet, skinny, chubby, this, that threads. ive seen successful ugly people, successful short people, successful black people, etc. but ive never seen a sucessful "ree manlets ree roastie sluts ree" spewing cunt. so best thing to do is just ignore these threads. stop mocking people and stop being so fucking hateful. or someday you are going to get your ass beat. oh, but you wont have the balls to say these things outside 4chan anyway.
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>>29709225

189cm is nearly 6'3 m8, pretty damn tall
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>>29709225
>mfw dumbass normies think beating me up makes them right about anything
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>>29709225

/thread.

at least for anyone with common sense.
I'm out of here.
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>5/10 face
>6'3"
>90kg

I'm as average as they come.
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Is being skinny unhealthy? Do girls like skinny guys?
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>>29709737
yes
no

orinigamus comment
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>>29709770
Fuck dammit. Does being muscular mean you're healthy then?
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I let a manlet with a neckbeard touch my vagina am I cursed :'(
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>>29709870
Not exactly, do you know how women think they should either be huge fatasses or extremely skinny model types? When the most attractive AND healthy is a balance between being too skinny and being fat? We evolved to see the health in women, and vice versa, women want men to be healthy, which means you have a little bit of muscle but you are not a bodybuilder (they don't live long) but you are not a skinny fuck that looks like is dying of starvation either.
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>>29709957
So basically I want to make my muscles some what large and well defined but not huge and rippling like body builders. That along with a good diet and cardio will make me healthy?
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>>29710050
yes

but don't do it because girls like it, its the wrong mindset and you will quit early if you do it because of them
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>>29707039

I see manlets with qt gfs all the time. The delusion is real.
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>>29707116
t. Fat fuck

Skinny/ottermode guys are the cutest. If you can see hip bones/musculature you're fat
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>>29710073
I just want to be healthy and not be a skelly anymore. Thanks for the help, anon
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>>29710120
I know that feel, I am struggling skelly too, I lost 10 kg in the last months, I just don't really like eating that much
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>>29709937
Awwww honey. Yes you're. They are like leprechauns
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As a female I just like my man to have meat on his bones. Personally I don't like boney looking people it to me looks unhealthy and I guess makes it unattractive.
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>>29710155
Same here. I don't really like eating or remember to do it. My doctor is making me see a therapist for it. Don't really understand why
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This meme is a dead horse that has been beaten several miles into the earth's crust.
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I dated a guy that was 5'7 and 60kg his ribs and hips stuck out and it made me feel unattracted to him during sex as I'm 5'5 and 60kg I just felt weird we only dated 5 months but by the end I avoided sex with him. I'm now dating a guy that's 5'9 and about 85kg he is nowhere near fat and looks lean but he doesn't have bones sticking out so I guess I agree with the whole laying down and having ribs and hips stick out it just looks really unhealthy.
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>>29710077
You're delusional. 100% they are talking to some tall beefed up Chad on the side
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>>29707039
>be the elephant man
>wake up face full of mutated warts
>see this thread
>take some magic potion and go up a single inch in height
>go from a 0/10 to a 6/10 just like that
>start pulling mad pussy

thanks OP!!
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>>29710155
How did you lose 10kg in a month? Are you sure you aren't sick?
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>>29707873
This. I'd have heart ache if it wasn't so healthy.
kek

Plus can still tower over people and push my way through a crowd. It's pretty fun to realize this ability, being a late grower I always had a short person mentality.
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>>29710328
Your welcome :^*
Add another point for your darling attitude
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If you're above bmi 16 you're too fat for me. I only date men who are anorexic and kill kiddies. I only date Adam Lanza.
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>>29710340
Learn to read you idiot
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>>29710156
How do I cure it?
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>tfw ugly face, misshapen head (huge uneven ears, thick eyebrows, big nose), decent teeth and can barely grow facial hair only goatee
>tfw 5'9"
>tfw holocaust skinny (130 lbs), toothpick arms, can see ribs
>tfw hung like a horse but because of the other things it doesnt matter
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>>29710419
Skellys are always so angry.. Have a few shakes and smile anon
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>>29710444
Get a bowlcut. I don't know how or why, but it works. Trust me.
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>>29710444
Hahaha it doesn't. A big dick doesn't matter if I'm riding it and your hips and digging into my thighs/ass
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>>29710421
Acid pure acid add it to a bath hon and pray for the best.
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>tfw so skinny that your hip bones are visible
>tfw it would probably hurt them if you had sex
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>>29710454
Fat ass detected

Maybe if you used your brain instead of drinking milkshakes you would learn how to read.
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>>29710502
we know you aren't a girl you know?

an entire 39 strong crowd is laughing at how pathetic you are
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>>29709737
No this thread is all about how unattractive women find skinny men.
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>>29709029
Thinks he has friends.. Oh dear you're a train wreck oh and notice I bothered to use proper grammar on a r9k thread for once be proud anon be proud.
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>>29710553
At least my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard :^)
I didn't bother to read it properly cause I legit don't care about you.
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I'm 5' 10" , 180 lbs, athletic build, with a decent face. BUT narrow chin and can't grow a beard worth shit. Where should I be rated?
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>>29710555
Ohhhh I thought it was more than 39 people :(
Note to self- Try harder next time.
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>>29710666
The bad quality of your food (and music) ruined your brain
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>>29710686
8/10
You lose 2 points for the chin and facial hair issues
:^)
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>>29710711
Wow, that's generous. After a couple of weeks, I can rock some things mutton chop style look. Not a big fan of it
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>>29710705
Touche honey
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>>29710737
Drop trying for a beard completely and you'll be fine :)
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>>29710759
That's why I shave every couple of days, not even worth trying to grow one
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>>29710779
Work with what you have and you will be fine
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>>29710793
Isn't that pretty much saying the same thing as "just be yourself, you'll be fine"
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>>29710555
Ahhhh crowd of 39 laughing at me takes me back to my school days! Thanks for the nostalgia anon :^*
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>>29710812
No honey, see skinny short guys simple can't work with what they have as they have nothing. A problem growing a full thick beard and opting to shave is working with what you have.

Manlets should never be told to just be themselves
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>>29710543
Yes hip bones grinding into my ass does fucking hurt and it's unattractive as fuck.
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>>29710856
Thank Kek I'm just out of Manlet range again. Fuck, do I love being average
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