>"Yes anon, we wanna see it!
If you insist, here you go. It?
>>29707046
tfw when they see it.
tfw when they laugh
tfw when they start making fun of me
tfw i get hard
tfw i cum hands free
tfw they keep doing this every day and sometimes let me hump their legs like a dog
>>29707046
bump
Oreganiolioo
I've actually been in this situation
>2008
>college
>hang out iwth a group of girls for awhile
>they randomly ask to see my dick
>"say we won't be surprised if you show us"
>show them
>they have never seen an uncircumcised dick, they actually stare for a long period of time
>from that point on, they constantly pants me and say I am an elephant
>they also refuse to flash me their tits, but let me grope them
feels bad man
>>29708527
More stories anondid you jerk off in front of them
>>29708633
I actually did get jerked off by them
>tell them I never jerked off
>they tell me to go into the bathroom with them
>two of them jerk me off while one watches
>I finish and they clap
>another time, the really fat one told me to fuck her belly button
>I was completely naked in her lap while she was completely clothed
>I did so
>still wouldn't show me her tits
>feels bad man
>>29708721
>told me to fuck her belly button
why do I have this boner.
>>29708721
Were they at least attractive? How many were there? Any other stories?
>>29708527
got a similar story
>be me
>meet israeli girl
>first time in bed together
>she spends 10 minutes fingering my foreskin after I came
>"hehe this is so relaxing"
>eventually get hard again
>repeat
>>29708781
SHOULDN'T YOU BE PAYING SOME DEBTS OR SOMETHING?!
>>29708721
Wait... why is this feels bad man?
>>29708811
After her I've had another israeli gf and 2 jewish american ones
shalom
>>29708764
>Were they at least attractive?
Yeah, except for the 350 pound one that made me fuck her belly and sit in her lap. Her face was nice, but she was really fat.
>Any other stories?
nothing that notable
>>29708851
N...no.....
You're lying
>>29707046
From left to right
>bourgeois "feminist"
>dropped out to be a camwhore
>peaked in high school and has at least one abortion
>>29708721
>I finish and they clap
If you had any dignity before that moment it's definitely gone now.
>>29707046
OK.
Hold it in your left hand. You need your right.
Now at the top side, the one near your face, you need to just hit it with your right, over the hole. Then hold down the third one with your left hand and do it again. Then the fifth.
So that's open three five.
Now you do open three six five.
Then open three five, three open.
And that's Smoke on the Water.
When you can do that, we move on to Day Tripper.
>be at house party with new group of friends
>talking to a group of three girls I only know one of them well and she acts like shes interested
>one of them pulls out a bag of bud, not enough for everyone though
>motion for me to follow them
>a bit deep into the woods, one of them is rolling a joint now
>the one that I presumed likes me asks if I've ever been with a girl
>Virgin at that point but make some shit up
>they all talk about their times with guys
>one with the bud measures out with her hands the size of a dick she took
>move her hands apart and tell her "now you're getting into my territory"
>they laugh
>the one that likes me says she's good at giving head
>I say something really stupid like "I'm really good at receiving it"
>they're all proper baked at this point
>the one who likes me tells me if I want any I'm going to have to show her my cock
>the other two laugh and agree
cont.
>>29707046
>laugh
>unsheathe sword
>not today roasties
>attack the girl on the left
>slice her head clean off
>attack the middle girl
>manage to stab her in the stomach
>she's just laying on the ground in pain
>lock eyes with third girl
>run towards her
>cut her left forarm
>just a flesh wound
>she's in pain
>rip off her shirt
>grab a boob
>tickle it
>she's screaming
>take my sword and clean slice her right arm off
>she's panicking
>other girl who is stabbed in the stomach is trying to get up
>jump on her and punch her in the face
>run back to the other girl
>punch her in the face
>she gets a black eye
>hot
>her tits are jiggling against me
>get harder
>start strangling her
>eventually she passes out
>go back to the other girl
>rip her pants and top off
>take off my pants
>she's screaming no
>ahhh crying and yelling in my ear
>tell her to shut the fuck up or I'll rip out her tongue
>she quiets down a little still crying
>hard as a rock
>here is what you wanted to see you fucking roastie
>shove my dick into the stab wound on her stomach
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>slowly fucking her wound
>she begin having a seizure
>ohfuckyes
>her whole body is vibrating on my dick
>grab her tits while she's shaking
>cum in her sweet sweet wound
>panting like a dog dying from not having water
>get up
>take sword and cut her head off
>throw it in my satchel
>take out my pistol and shoot the other two bitches twice
>make sure they are dead
>they are
>time to leave
>feel proud
>go outside
>get in my truck
>peel out like a bat out of hell
>mfw I final got the crystal skull
>>29708527
>ywn have girls that want to actually see your penis.
>>29707046
Discard left girl.
>>29708879
sounds pretty accurate. original 1.23.1
Alright here they are. They're pretty cool, right? I think my favorite one is the V!
>>29707046
Ima nut on them big titties
