>huge dick
>finally lost my virginity
>she loved it
god damn it, finally, it took a lot of luck but I've experienced it.
Between you and I sex is more amazing than i could have imagined.
>>25234833
Its alright...I think drugs may be better but you feel more lonely with drugs.
>>25234833
y u lyin
>>25234876
sex will never compare to escaping the confines of your material body and blasting off into hyperspace
My girlfriend cheated on me and I caught her and broke up with her. After a week of being lonely, I took her back. Ask me anything.
howd you catch her
did you suspect she was doing it
if so why
>>25234848
Saw a pic of her on 4chan with a dick in her pussy
Never showed a face but had her same tits and belly. Showed her and stopped talking to her. Her friend started texting me a week later saying it wasn't her and how I missed out on a good girl. So I messaged her later and apologized. I kind of believed her for a second but then I saw her same blanket in the pic
Cuck of 2015
>>25234894
did you save the pic?
Who /hatred/ here? i just can't stop hating people, how do I end this in a way that benefits me
>>25234764
Just wait till you're a little over 18
>>25234783
i can't help this family
>>25234764
Give them a taste of your own medicine.
ITT: either make an OC or post some fire
I'm giving you guys the best I got. My heart is empty now.
self bump. you may have seen this one before
self bump again. you guys are making me feel real lonely
fuck you guys im hanging myself
I kept thinking I'm skilled with computers and unix and shit, today I tried to installed gentoo, I've managed to do it two times before now so I thought this would be the definitive install and I spent all day installing and compiling huge shit like X just to find out I fucked up somewhere along the way and I actually skipped a couple crucial steps and so I couldn't connect wireless and then tried to fix it and fucked it up even more and what I tried to fix didn't work and I just wiped my hard drive
I'm a big loser.
Also, I can never get a girl...
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>>25234713
I don't even have a proper picture just this nuke pepe
>>25234713
with death
even worse I'm blogging on 4chan, fucking sage myself
Merry Christmas /r9k/. I love you guys. If you don't have anybody on Christmas or you're with family that doesn't appreciate you, just know that I do. You guys are my only friends.
>>25234694
A merry christmas to you Anon.
>>25234694
tthanks anon this came at precisely the right moment. it's almost christmas miracle territory.
Merry Christmas to you too.
Merry Christmas f a m you guys are the worst/best. I believe you'll all make it even if that's a meme.
Daily reminder that everything you feel, all that pain, sorrow, misery, it's nothing but an illusion tailored by your mind to correlate with the current situation
You are the master of your own mind, change it
>>25234678
merry x-mas op
>>25234688
It's been pretty rough bro, but you too
Don't you mean change the situation?
it amazes me that there are still guys out there who are still 'trying'.
just stop that shit right now. we all hate socializing/working. just stop it. stop faking only to be accepted by society or get pussy or something.
check out of society already. society hasn't done anything for you and never will. all society wants from you is 40 hours of slavework a week.
and stop clubbing or whatever the fuck you're doing. sex is overrated. just fucking jerk off to get rid of the horny feeling. also VR soon.
just step out of society and live...
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What if the life I want to live involves having a gf and a small number of friends?
>>25234647
ironically,my ideal life involves cave exploring and mountain climbing
>>25234677
that is not the life you want to live. that is the life you were told you should live.
stop communicating with people inside 'the society'.
How fast can you type, lads?
http://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english
I can get up to 120 if there's a coherent sentence structure and the screen doesn't jerk down a full line every 10 words but instead moves smoothly down with every word.If you have a better site for this, please link it.
This is a very nice post. you know what isn't nice though? That's right you guessed it, the cult of Buddhism. The bald gooks who where orange and think they are better then everyone. There ideals are all about control. They want to control us. So next time you see a Buddhist piss on him.
>>25235600
Wear* Blox senpai desu
>>25235600
how quickly did you type that post, pham?
I agree
>tfw been edging myself for 6 hours a day for a week
>tfw its been a week and I can cum now
>put on some trap porn and jerk my big, stinky, sweaty, smelly, veiny NEET cock
>mfw my balls erupt, shooting ropes of hot sticky semen all over my bed
>be me
>get rejected by 10/10 robot
>fuck chad
>get preggers
>eat my dads butt
>tfw my face breaks out from the stinky poop
why me
>>25234501
Cool
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>>25234501
>tfw have qt sissy slave online
>tfw making them edge daily but not allowing them to touch inbetween
>tfw cumming nice and hard daily right after denying them
Don't think I'll let them cum until February.
>tfw your gf is on the pill and you can cum in her pussy all you want
>r9k
>girlfriend
Choose one
>>25234390
>/r9k/
>normalfags
choose two
>mfw she's lying and you're about to be cucked out of you money
How do you robots feel about strip clubs?
>tfw only been a few times, always gone home super-depressed because I wasted a bunch of money and had a super-hot girl rubbing her tits all over me and then didn't get to have sex
>>25234365
>I had a relative who had some extra money suggest we go to a strip club.
>I wasn't sure how to react cause its not like something I had considered before. I replied by asking if the girls that worked there didnt commonly have troubled pasts or what, and therefor weren't as desirable as innocent good girl qts.
>He looked confused and then we never went.
>>25234365
Get a fucking hooker instead, ter is your friend
>>25234495
I would if I actually wanted to spend money on women. Strip clubs have never been my own idea, it's always some shit my friends decide to do and talk me into.
>christmas
>cut self
>listen to sad music when i do
>get headphones
>get extremely sharp knife
the best gifts
>screaminginternally.jpeg
>>25234345
How patheticc
>cut self
Leave
Leave right now you edgy fucking teenager
>>25234345
Emofags 101
Post any chart about yourself
Rate others and talk to people with similar interest
>>25234278
template blox for retards
>>25234278
>>25234278
Originalconentploxx
>>25234278
gr8 anime and book
>>25234343
good comedian and anime
ITT: Times roasties tried to use you as a beta provider but you saw through it and didn't give in to them.
First occasion:
>in college dorm kitchen making dinner
>girl comes in, starts chatting
>make the mistake of letting her borrow my kitchen towel to take something hot from the oven
>couple days later
>in the kitchen making dinner again, she comes in
>tells me a sob story...
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>Girl asks for homework over text
>She has boyfriend and other friends with same classes
>read 3:52pm
>don't reply
When will they learn?
>>25234261
>le bitter virgin revenge fantasy meme.
It's almost 2016
>>25235478
>some guy asks me for answers to math homework
>give him wrong answers so he won't bother me again