How do you robots feel about strip clubs?
>tfw only been a few times, always gone home super-depressed because I wasted a bunch of money and had a super-hot girl rubbing her tits all over me and then didn't get to have sex
>>25234365
>I had a relative who had some extra money suggest we go to a strip club.
>I wasn't sure how to react cause its not like something I had considered before. I replied by asking if the girls that worked there didnt commonly have troubled pasts or what, and therefor weren't as desirable as innocent good girl qts.
>He looked confused and then we never went.
>>25234365
Get a fucking hooker instead, ter is your friend
>>25234495
I would if I actually wanted to spend money on women. Strip clubs have never been my own idea, it's always some shit my friends decide to do and talk me into.
>>25234495
>>25234365
hookers rush you and are willing to be bitches and kill the mood if youre not done right away so they can be done with you sooner. unles syouve developed a relationship one (and even then) theyre awful human beans.
strippers are usually hotter, though their professions often overlap, and you can always ask one you really like if she "does anything on the side," or if she "meets customers outside of work," if you really wana fuck her, though maybe youre risking getting booted from the establishment.
I've never understood strip clubs, you're not getting any physical pleasure out of it, and you can't even whip it out and jack off while they're right in front of you. You can watch porn for free in the comfort of your own home.
Strip clubs remind me of the scene in Only God Forgives when he makes the girl touch herself and shot while he watches but is tied up. People must like being tantalized.
>>25235434
sounds like youve never had a hot stripper press her tits into your face or rub your crotch with hers
>>25234365
To quote Coupling, strippers are "porn that can see you"
>>25235467
I have to feel what a woman felt like and it just made me bitter afterwards. I still wished I just waited to be with a girl.
>>25235434
You must never have had a girl that really turned you on. Lots of strippers are just going through the motions, but if you get one who is genuinely enthusiastic it's just electric.
I don't care for strip clubs either, though. If you're not in a relationship, it hurts to be reminded of what you're missing. I'd really rather have a hangover.
The strip clubs near me are pretty much brothels. Go to the private room and get a lap dance, slip her a 150 and she will let you fuck her.
I gave her a 100 to blow me, she puts condom on my uncircumcised dick without pulling skin back, her head bobs on my dick for 10 minutes and I just sit back and enjoy it because she has to finish me off.
Asks if there is anything she can do to make it better, shrug and say it's fine, 5 minutes later, her mouth is getting sore and she says for an extra fifty, I can just fuck her and get it over with.
Got head and sex from hot Asian
