ITT: Times roasties tried to use you as a beta provider but you saw through it and didn't give in to them.
First occasion:
>in college dorm kitchen making dinner
>girl comes in, starts chatting
>make the mistake of letting her borrow my kitchen towel to take something hot from the oven
>couple days later
>in the kitchen making dinner again, she comes in
>tells me a sob story about how she has no food and only five dollars for the next week
>keeps glancing at my food as she's telling me all this
>it's obvious what she wants
>"Oh that sucks, I hope things work out for you."
>she gets huffy and walks out
Second occasion:
>walking out of Wendies with take out in hand
>roastie in ratty clothes gets up from bus stop and approaches me
>asks me to buy her some food
>give her weird look and say no
>she tries to pull the whole "Please sir, I'm not asking for money, I'm asking for food I'm so hungry" bullshit
>just keep walking
Dumb whores. I was thinking about bringing the second one home to cook her some food and get a blowjob out of it, but decided it was probably a risky idea.
>Girl asks for homework over text
>She has boyfriend and other friends with same classes
>read 3:52pm
>don't reply
When will they learn?
>>25234261
>le bitter virgin revenge fantasy meme.
It's almost 2016
>>25235478
>some guy asks me for answers to math homework
>give him wrong answers so he won't bother me again
>You got any money?
>Stare blankly at her and continue working
Women are so shameless about charity. They literally just want stuff for free.
>>25235741
>EVERYONE HAS TO ACT LIKE ME BECAUSE ITS THIS YEAR AND THIS IS MY YEAR GUYS YOLO MEME ORIGINAL CONTENT
>>25234261
You'd never get a woman anyways...
>>25236829
>>25235741
samefag
My comment was not original
>girl from my class asks me for homework help on 4 separate occasions
>always bend over backwards for her
She's not even cute either. I'm white knighting for an ugly girl and I don't know why.
>>25236861
What the fuck are you talking about roastie
>>25234261
>roastie tries to use me online for "favors" in games because she doesn't want to play more more then 2 hours
>tries to do this by getting my on skype
>sit their silent while she complains
>end call before she finishes
you betacucks don't actually grind something in a game for 18 hours just to please some whore do you?
>>25236890
You'd do the same thing for a guy so it's not white knighting.
>>25236890
grade a beta, full on pushover
>>25236829
First thing roast beef thinks of as an insult.
We call this being a renegade satellite OP. We have broken orbit, and float alone, but someday we might crash into a planet or burn up on entry.
My story:
>in college, known as computer guy
>some hot latina has a ton of orbiters around her at all times
>one day she walks up to me
>"Hey, I heard you're good with computers anon, could you take a look at my laptop?"
>freeze up because a hot woman, let alone ANY woman, is talking to me
>suddenly, clarity
>"Not for free."
>she huffs and walks off without saying a thing
>a few days later she actually talks to me like I'm a real person
I didn't do anything with her, but I think there was sort of a respect there after I did that.
>>25236890
You've been conditioned to serve the feminine imperative since the day you were born, don't feel bad about being a beta simp.
>>25236981
Good call on two fronts. Free tech support brings out the worst in any normie.
>>25236947
I don't talk to girls online if I'm not fucking them or associating with them in business matters.
Why piss away precious moments of your life on a creature that is led around by its emotions?
>newly preggo and dumped chick at work starts flirting with me
I nope'd right outta there. I loudly proclaimed during conversation that I'd never in 1,000,000 years consider a woman with kids or 25 on up. She looked pissed and upped her efforts to hang out with me.
>>25237051
It really does. Every time I fix one of my family's computers they call me and tell me I fucked something up when they do something retarded.
>>25236951
True, I would have helped my male classmate friend if he asked.
>>25237050
Actually I'm usually a cocky douchebag but for some reason I go full blown white knight for ugly but nice girls.
>>25237114
>2008
>have gf
>gf cheats on me with dirtbag
>dumps me and stops talking to me for years
>suddenly gets in contact with me again out of nowhere, saying she "lost my number" because her phone broke
>yeah ok
>she now has a 3-year-old kid with "abusive" guy (yeah abusive, sure, i believe you) she cheated on me with
>humor her for a bit
>clown on her, borderline leading her on
>tell her shit like "i hate children" and "why would anyone date a woman over 22?"
>she doubles down, trying to act all sweet and feminine
Single moms are so pathetic and transparent
>>25237223
Why do women call EVERY guy they left "abusive"?
>>25237074
godamn wisest words iv seen all day
>>25237332
Cause otherwise they would have to admit that they blew up a perfectly good relationship for no real reason, and that would cause roasties to do some serious introspection and realize that they're insane people who follow every single flighty emotion to its logical conclusion, no matter what damage this causes.
>>25237332
Because women don't tell the truth about their faults. That is why every women says "I am not like other women". They only will tell a truth if it means a bigger lie or bigger drama.
"I cheated on you but I totally still love you." The cheat part is the truth, the love part is the lie for the drama.
See how it works?
>>25237482
I love you so much.
>be me
>have relationship
>she dreams I cheated
>she fights me
>she ends our relationship
>that same day I got mugged
>no cell phone
>we get back two days later
>she hugs me happy and feels my new phone
>what the fuck? you have a new phone and you didn't tell me?
>walks away angry at me
>try to talk some sense
>friend says that we just got together and I had no chance
>she keeps walking
>be alone again
>>25237497
It's been a while since I've seen one of those images. Does anyone have more?
>>25237605
At least you dodged a pretty big bullet there senpai
cuck baka desu senpai desuuuuuuuuu
>>25237605
That's why you shouldn't date 12 year olds
>be freshmen in high school
>walking by the lunch lines
>some obvious stacy taps me on the shoulder
>"Can you buy me a (some stacy food)?"
>point to the lunch line
>say "line is over there"
>break eye contact and walk away
I have the wit of an autist, too. I don't know how I spit out the correct line so fast
I look very creepy and ugly, no woman has ever approached me for help.
>>25239904
Girls only approach me to say im fat/ugly
>>25234261
>at bar
>mutual grill friend stars stroking my hand
>"you should buy me a drink anon tee-hee :^)"
>mfw
>didn't buy her a drink
If she has walked up and asked like a normal person I would have bought her a drink in the spirit of friendship.
>>25234261
i usually dont stick around long enough to understand what theyre trying to say
nice copypastafag
>Couple nights ago at bar
>Stacey sits next to me at bar an jumps in the convo me an the guy serving were having
>Giggling an saying stupid shit
>"So umm can you like buy me a drink? I don't have enough :)"
>Ask barman to put it on my tab
>He gets her a drink
>That'll be x-amount please
>She looks shocked an looks to me
>"B-but I thought you was getting it?"
>Look at her and smile. "I don't have a tab"
>She gets huffy rummaging through her purse an stamping her feet while commenting how pathetic men are
>Pays for her drink then huffs off
>Barman and I have a laugh at her expense.
>>25241191
Nice one friend.
>>25240742
>so anon are you going to by me a drink
>what do you drink?
>fireball
>bartender, a fireball and a water
>take the shot, give her the water
>take her home 3 hours later.
>frequent bar
>girl wants me to go to bar
>asks brother for my number
>she calls me and asks me to go
>I show up
>get drunk
>ignore her the whole night
>went home and played The Binding of Isaac and The Last Remnant
I win, you whore.
>mfw when I'm decently attractive so I can do things like fix a girls sink and get pussy out of it
Beta orbiter only exists if you're ugly desu senpai
>>"Robots" regularly going to bars with friends
>>"Robots" regularly talking to girls, having friends etc.
>>"Robots" turning down easy opportunities to have sex
Fuck you guys. Srsly, just go away.
>>25242063
lol fuck you and your "special club" I can come here even if I do have a gf and am not a loser, even normies have it hard sometimes and can feel a bit down, I come here to feel better about my life by reading about yours
>>25242161
Don't trigger me asshole. This is a safe place for people like me. Not your kind.
>ITT: People make up stories based around times they were treated like a beta
I have a true story bu tit's not as hilarious or epic as people imagine this stuff is.
>Triggered beta faggot all my life due to childhood abuse
>This combined with sheltered rural childhood results in a giga-autist child
>Have a few friends through school, never very popular
>Never really that attractive either, very average in every way
>Always chase after pretty girls to try and get a girlfriend-texting them all the time, trying to always hang out with them, etc
>Eventually get rused by one and end up humiliated and excluded from a group
>Have a group of semi-beta friends
>Grow up, leave school
>Have a few female friends, but only friends
>Some of them are pretty, and one of the pretty ones is a genuine close friend
>Regardless, grow up quite alone and never have the teenage love or dating stuff
>First kiss at 17, it's awkward and stupid and nothing came of it
>Get a job before most of my friends, work my ass off because I don't have much of a social life to distract me
>Get into Uni
>Study my ass off while working
>Degrees might be worthless nowadays but mine is specific and in a field I'm interested in so maybe I'll get lucky
>End up with an employment plan in future for a job I've always wanted
>Get a little more attractive with each year, if I put effort in I can look alright
>Beta grills flirt with me sometimes
>Not super into sex because I'm triggered by that shit like a baby
>Couple years into Uni, I have money, I'm doing something with my life, everything is okay all things considered
>Have a few friends and became attractive enough to bluff as always being hot
>Few of the uppity pretty girls flirt with me
>Some of them have kids/their lives are ruined early
>Ruined as in their best days are already over
>The girl who rused me makes a move on me in a club
>Treat her like a stranger
You don't become alpha. You just learn to stop getting fucked around and get your life together
>>25242063
>implying the 30 year old kissless hugless handholdless virgin who still lives with his parents and has no qualifications, life experience or job of any kind is a real population of this board and that almost all of the people who claim to live like that aren't lying for the sake of (You)s
This is a board for normies to take memes, for failed normies to demonstrate a superiority complex and for the average cunt to lurk and laugh at people freaking out over nonsense.
>>>/wiz/
>>25242295
Where will you hide when the Beta uprising starts?
>>25242427
>Beta uprising
Oh look, another meme. People on here crowd around school shootings and shit as if they can identify with someone who shoots up a school. Some people say that shooters are regular /r9k/ posters.
4chan is one of the best known sites on the internet. Everyone knows about it. /b/ used to be the board everyone knew about. Now /b/ is shit and oversaturated, so people thought "where do we get the original weird, fucked up 4chan stuff?"
So they come to /r9k/
This place is fucking full of normal ass people at work, or at home, or anywhere really. There won't be a beta uprising. Most of the truly beta faggots can't handle to confrontation of their parents asking them why their room is messy/asking them to learn to drive/any of their siblings poking fun at their life.
Despite how far over the edge they might be pushed, the submissive little faggots will never have the balls to actually harm someone. And if they did, they'd likely hesitate then get knocked on their ass.
So when some skinnyfat autist in dirty jeans and an old top with shitty shoes tells me to fuck off because I'm a normie and threatens to kill me, I'll probably laugh in the same way you laugh when little kids get mad and try to wreck shit.
tl;dr-Actual robots are faggots and the beta uprising is a meme. Betafags will either kill themselves or accept an average life in the next 10 years. So it shall be for every generation.
>>25234261
Alright here we go
>at rave with homie, he drove us there
>there for drugs, not women
>after concert he picks up his friend and her group of bimbos
>leave, go to party
>when I get back another homie (F) took my seat in the front, one of the girls went in a different car, so I sat in the back with a girl we'll call G.
>I'm known as the weed man around here, although I don't sell, I have enough to share when I want to
>G knows this, and is expecting it as I've smoked her out before (another story, if interested)
>G tells me to get in the other car, assuming she was cramped
>thinking why me, you were the ones who tagged along, go with your bimbo friend there's 3 seats in the other car
>G presses the issue, so I go to the other car because a friend of mine is driving it
>we go to a park to smoke because it was the plan before
>the other car was leading, and the driver is autistic so we lose him
>waiting for response on where to go, they're sending us gps coords when they get there
>smoke some ridiculous dank with me and my homie, girl didn't want any
>go to park after, still smoking
>park side by side, everyone gets out of the car, but I stay in the other.
>original homie asks if I want to smoke with everyone (about 8 people at this point) he has weed to, but I tell him I'm not finished with my own pre roto pre game (lmao)
>they want to use my nice bong although they have shit to smoke out of
>not done lol
>meanwhile this group of hoes is waiting outside the car feet from me to my left (I'm in back left seat)
>blazing tough ayy 420 lmao
>ask F if he wants to hit my best weed (strains on deck)
>yea sure
>comes around other side, we smoke, I ask the homie R if he wants some (does)
>G comes up to the front window
>we smokin or what
>homie got me, says I'm not about to smoke all you out
>she opens my door
>I wasn't giving you an attitude earlier anon! (Feminine qt shit, wasn't having it)
>want to smoke?
>nah (bitch get your own shit)
>they all go home
>>25242227
Damn anon
Your story gave me chuckles, and I truly mean that. I hope others will take some time to read this story
>>25242563
Elaboration on G
We're at this qt3.14's (huger crush on her$ house with her mom, my nigga dirty dan (earned that title) drove us there, F is my right hand man, so he is there too.
>I was deep into dabs back then
>G is wearing those HUF sativa leaf socks
>literally talking about how she smokes every day, and she's a big stoner
>we get inside, waifus mom makes us huge margaritas (cosmos,) and I smoke her mom out, she takes the dab/vape like a champ
>G's turn
>she weighs like 100lbs max, so I prepare a small dab
>as soon as she's finished, she lays on the floor
>spins lmao
>she has to lay down in the car outside
>dirty d goes to check on her
>see him in the distance
>the car is parked on the right side of the road, she's in the back left seat
>she starts puking like mad
>dirty plants his hands on the top of the car, spreads his legs out, and puts his body at a 45 degree angle to dodge puke
>I'm behind the car lmaoing,
>see the puke FLOWING from the left side of the car to the gutter
>proceed to smoke more lmao
>she is miserable the rest of the night, just way too high
>>25242563
>homie
Fuck off nigger
>>25242227
THIS
i would destroy my kb typing this over and over again
>>25242897
Saw it coming. My junior year of high school I decided to socially experiment, although feeling naturally detached from everyone. TL;DR I'd say I'm the most robot here because I was extremely successful but I left the life after a year and disappeared without a trace. I realized I'm not into socializing like that, I can form relationships but it's empty on my side, I can't reciprocate genuinely, because I hate them all, and feel emotionless inside. So I've been isolated since.
Who /truerobot/ here?
Failed normies need not apply
>>25242897
>>25242996
Failed normie btfo
>>25242161
>not a loser
>having it hard
that's just pathetic
>>25243804
>not knowing how to socialize
Who's pathetic here? It's not even hard, I'm a quiet awkward person but normies are accepting of that nowadays, they just assume you're the quiet type. There's no excuse lol.
>>25242227
You are literally me except I didn't get my shit together and would probably still be a fucking slave to those girls just to feel wanted
>>25243804
>Who's pathetic here?
You're the one who's crying on an anonymous imageboard
>>25243927
>>25244048
Fucking hell responded to the wrong post
>>25244056
desu I'm not even the person you replied to
>>25241271
>binding of Isaac
Flash, wotl, rebirth, or afterbirth ?
Anyways, you made the right choice, lad
>>25241191
Perfect. Well done, lad.
This shit is also why I'm disgusted at the thought of going to bars and clubs. Blowing money for the opportunity to talk to women is fucking retarded.
>friend mentions im good with computer
>girl starts blabbing about how she tried to watch suits but her laptop wasn't working
>tell her the problem is that she's watching a shit show
only one i can think of
>>25242503
Damn son that's a long post for something that's just a meme
>taking Italian class because it's fun and a chance to relax between hard classes
>mention I'm a CS major
>roasties start coming up to me asking "Hey anon you know how to fix [some specific application I've never used], right?"
>think that CS = learning to use a bunch of consumer software
>>25242161
>/r9k/ specifically know for robots
>durr hurr I deserve to be here too stop attacking me
How do you people dress yourselves
>>25236947
I almost got really into Dota so I could play with this trap, but then realized I hate Dota and the trap in question.
>>25242161
Hey guys I'm one of you guys! faggot normies can be lonely too! piss of to facebook
>>25242427
>Beta uprising
omega uprising betas won't do shit except whiteknight those normal cunts
>roastie asks me to correct her paper
>slip in the words "faggot" "nigger" and "cunt" in there
>delete 2 of her sources
>she gets in tons of trouble for plagiarism and almost gets booted out of school
>she confronts me in the courtyard
>loudly shout "WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T CHEAT ON A GUY AND THEN ASK HIM TO HELP WITH YOUR HOMEWORK"
>gets all embarassed and leaves
>a guy pats me on the back
>normie mode disappears
>hurry to the bathroom and spend the next two hours in the stall crying and having a massive panic attack
>couldn't go to school for a week after
that was the only time i ever did anything cool
>>25244989
see I can believe this story
I've been a cunt to girls at times too, but I never strode away like a man, I usually ran out of the room crying after
>>25242563
This was disgusting to read
Leave this board, degenerate
>>25242563
>people like this exist
Why do you come to this board?
Fuck off.
I don't know if this exactly counts, but
>11th grade
>On fridays, we had classes the entire morning but only a 1h Literature class in the afternnon
>Literally EVERYONE decides to skip class one day to go to a party, I didn't get invited but caught wind of it while they discussed it
>"Anon, where's everyone else?"
>"I-I think they went to some party or whatever"
>"Oh, why didn't you go?"
>"O-Oh, I didn't want to go ahah"
>Teacher can clearly see through my bullshit
>Has pity on me, decides to teach me something that wasn't on the books that would be on the next test
>Next week acts like nothing happened
>Neither of us told everyone else about what would be on the test
>Everyone surprised as fuck during the test the following month
That teacher was so awesome man.
>>25245437
Also loved how when everyone confronted him after the test, he gave a legitimate excuse that they all skipped class that day so they couldn't complain. What a God.
dunno if this falls under the same category but:
>be at fast food with gf, was pretty full
>halfway through our lunch I notice a group of stacies wandering around our table
>overhear that they have nowhere to sit, they were obviously talking loud for us to hear
>one of the stupid bitches comes up to our table
>"Hey, do you think you are almost done? Are you gonna be here much longer or?" right out of the blue
>I freeze for a moment because it got me totally by surprise then in an angry voice "Yes. Yes. Yes we will be a while here. I suggest you go look for another table."
>she huffs and goes back to her group trying to act smug
Why the fuck are these bitches so shameless? What the fuck did she think she would gain out of it? Yeah sure, ill tell my gf to fuck off go all beta and hand them the table? What the fuck is in their heads?
>>25245583
You see, if I was in your spot, I wouldn't have a GF first of all, and second of all my weirdness would make them back off immediately desu senpai
>>25240014
hang in there, man
