What are your goals for 2016 /r9k/?
Mine are:
>getting bigger and ripped for summer
>find a gf
>leave 4chan and never shitpost again (hardest goal desu)
>get good at something
23 years of living and I have zero skills, not even useless ones like being good at video games
>begin the transition to fitness
Tried to do it this year but got sidetracked and didn't pick up the habit again
>acquire a taste for alcohol
I don't like anything I've tried but fantasize about being an alcoholic pretty often, not sure why
>get a job
probably the least likely to happen
>have sex
unoriginal
The same thing that I achieved this year. Getting better at art and the one thing I failed that was loosing weight
Right now I feel like I have super human social skills because I haven't fapped in about a month.
Should I fap?
If you've just fapped right now, remind me how it feels after, sad?
Sad?
Regretful and empty, when the refractory period kicks in and all your senses come back, and then an hour later lusty and horny again forgetting all about that brief period of regret and desire to change and the cycle begins again
No fap is the most retarded reddit meme bullshit of all time.
>>25335097
Not for me. Whenever I fap I feel like shit for days after.
>I was going to go to college, do cheerleading, study economics, get a job out of state
>but, ehehe, I chose a different path
>bitch I make 900 bucks in 5 hours, why the fuck should I have stayed making 8.25 an hour while I waited to get some degree to get some boring ass job?
>I do what I want, what I always dreamed of, riding in lamborghinis, street bikes, drinking cocktails...
All a girl has to be is to be born slightly attractive (make...
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>>25334752
pic related
this wench is 18 years old, has been in "the industry" for almost 2 weeks, and makes 900 dollars in 5 hours
so are you blaming women or the men who pay them to live easy for being hot?
>>25334752
It was a pretty sad movie 2bh.
>they all are under the false impression that they will become big porn stars
>none of them make it
>begin to see their surfaces crack as their dreams wane
You faggots are just the product of a primordial cell that keeps reproducing itself through the process called mitosis. Your consciousness is just the product of all the autonomous living cells trying to survive together. There is no soul, no true I, nothing. Your only duty is to keep reproducing, and even in this you fail.
I sniff jenkem and deface peoples cars and property late at night.
I am my own God
Well only about 40% men managed to reproduce. So it's really that unlikely.
Cool, a bunch of cells in me are reproducing for a job well done
I have two weeks to lose 8kg (around 17.5 pounds). How do I do this? Is it even possible?
pic unrelated
>>25334336
Starve yourself and drink lots of laxatives
Amphetamine diet, easy
>>25334370
How would I even get any?
I just want this shitsu meme to die.
No, fuck off right now
>>25334289
>even nerd lanklets get girls because they are simply tall enough
just kill me
Yeah it's shit but what are you going to do?
>50% chance on being born female
>born male
FUCK
>>25334165
who's the babe, anon
I'm not sure thats how it works on a microscopic or metaphysical level.
Still, I kind of know that feel.
>>25334165
It doesn't work like that, anon. YOU had a 0% chance on being born female. YOU had a 100% chance of being born male.
What are you smoking robots?
>>25333867
I don't. But my little sister smokes like a chimney. Just sits by the stove looking stone cold with her hair up in a bun. Then she goes back to her sketches and painting.
Good old marlboro reds, zippo-lit. Around 12 a day~
da weed
being a loser is the greatest freedom and highest achievement.
> you've rebelled against your instincts for constant improvement
> you've cast off big brother telling you to always compete with your fellow man
> you've shunned your parents, who selfishly forced you into this world and then had the cheek to make further demands
to drop the denial and accept yourself as a loser - is pure bliss. you've escaped the trap that keeps everyone else scrambling...
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>>25333702
Being a loser is terrible. I just want friends.
>>25333702
This may sound like i'm trolling, but if you can accept your shortcomings in life and accept that your a loser it honestly does feel like freedom
The last 3 years of being a NEET (maybe a bit into next year as well) ive never actually felt better in my life knowing that i'm disconnected to the point where being called a lazy fuckup only reaffirms that you are not apart of the problems that the average person will face in his/her life
>>25333779
you have yet to transcend brother. when you finally accept your place, the friends will come to you, in droves ("just B urself" scripture of 2004)
Would you be her boyfriend and eventually husband despite knowing how many nigger dicks she sucked, how many nigger assholes she cleaned and how often she gargeld piss?
Once you say yes she will never leave you or cheat on you, but you cant do that either.
So, would you?
Yes, at this point in my life. I have no choices left.
>>25333623
>Once you say yes she will never leave you or cheat on you, but you cant do that either.
I'm pretty sure she would hate me so being in loveless and sexless relationship with a ex porn start does not sound very appealing.
>>25333623
Who wouldn't? She knows how to handle a cock
who /doesnt like alcohol/ here?
i mean seriously, wine is total shit that tastes like literally drinking rubbing alcohol with a slight taste, and im not talking about just the cheap shit... how could anyone like this?
beer is acceptable, although i dont get how anyone can drink more than 3 glasses of beer, after the 3rd glass it starts getting repulsive. people here like to drink fernet and coke which is the bitterest shit ever. the only drinks i can tolerate are fruity "girl drinks" which i dont know the names of... like orange juice, sprite and cherry campari (google it) i swear it alcohol just tastes like shit, is it just me?
>>25333604
It's not for everyone. It's somewhat of an acquired taste. I actually like the taste of a lot of different types of alcohol.
alcohol does taste like shit initially, you just gotta ride it out until you like it.. it's an acquired taste you pussy
I don't like lager.. i only drink it like once every 6 months but every time I drink it I can tolerate it a bit more, I can actually sort of enjoy it now whereas before it made me wanna vomit
I used to not like cider but I love it now
stop being autistic, the 'le i dont like alcohol' is what autists say because they don't understand the social aspect of drinking so they never drink 'just to get drunk'...
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I fucking hate the taste of alcohol yet still find myself on the whiskey every other night, it's the only thing besides masturbation that makes me happy these days.
Why is 40+ hour work week necessary to keep one's self alive? Add on commuting and sleep, it leaves one with little time to explore or discover one's talents. Hours wasted sedentarily sitting in an office or watching TV after being drained of energy at work could have been spent learning to fly an airplane or another language. It seems only those born into extreme privilege will get to experience this true freedom. A regular person would have to work to the brink of death before he is financially secure enough to break free. By that time he is old and his body broken.
What...
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This is why I embrace NEETdom, if I only had to work 20 hours a week I wouldn't give a shit. But to dedicate your entire life to menial crap you couldn't give a shit about is pretty gay.
>>25333577
I want to work 3 days a week, that would be awesome.
I don't even spend half the money i make in 40 hours a week, and im not some kid living at home.
24 hours of money would cover everything I need and let me save a bit and buy cool shit every now and again.
The truth is that if everything had gone right during the first 22~ years of your life you wouldn't need to worry about working in a cubicle 40 hours a week. You would living in a nice suburban home, designing bridges or houses for a living, going to the office a few days a week for meetings, with plenty of vacation time, travelling around the world on business, being invited to conventions and such to present your work etc
What brings you here?
tiny benis, ugly face and overweight. I'm 185cm and white but that shit doesn't matter here. Maybe I'll have more luck in the us or some 3rd world shithole.
>>25333369
you're ugly everywhere dont worry
>>25333369
stop eating so much and you will lose weight
Any other manlets here ending it before 2016. I just cant take it anymore, no matter the clothes, the face, the muscles, anything im still the same height as a 14 year old girl and therefore never taken seriously. Im tired of faking all the time...
tldr: any other manlets killing themselves on new years eve?
pic related me in the middle 5'7
>>25333273
this fucking motherfucker at my right is 3 inches taller and got his goddamn life on a silver platter already, just bcuz off his fucking height. I wont diss the taller one cuz hes my bro, but still I would KILL for 2 fucking inches
>>25333318
some other manlet please join me on this last new year eve please, I cant be the only one living this fucking hell just because of my goddamn height
I cant believe technology is sending people to other planets, cloning living beings from dna samples but cant fucking make someone taller on a unnoticeable way and without fucking his legs or shit for life. just fuck my goddamn shit already
Who would you rather have? A fat chick or a passable skinny man?
>>25333165
I would fuck and suck that dick dryoh god what's happening to me
>>25333165
Can I have neither and remain lonely?
>>25333194
You're a faggot, plain and simple