I have two weeks to lose 8kg (around 17.5 pounds). How do I do this? Is it even possible?
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>>25334336
Starve yourself and drink lots of laxatives
Amphetamine diet, easy
>>25334370
How would I even get any?
8kg in 2 weeks? impossible desu, ive been eating min. needed calories (1,500kcals a day) and working out a like a mofo, ive lost 6 pounds in about 1 and a half months, or 2 months.
try to get some DNP, but by the time it gets to you, those 2 weeks will be over.
try to go to
>>>/fit/
and see if they can hook you up with some. if its winter where you live now, NOW is the only time to be able to take them without killing youself, as it turns fat into literal heat, and if you take it in summer you get a heat stroke and die
>7 string
>>25334336
2 months would be hard
2 weeks is physically impossible
>>25334336
eat a little but (around 100-200 kcal) every couple hours (to keep ur metaboloim up) totaling to 1000 cals a day (600-800 if you are femanon) than also run 1 mi per day.
>>25334336
consider liposuction
>>25334336
It almost nothing and hope for the best. You will not lose 8kg though.
>>25334642
>ergs are bad
fuck off bloozlawyer
ketosis
Amputation, or shitty celery and lettuce type foods chew gum and keep spitting and make/wear a sauna suit
>cut a leg
>>25334708
No it's not. I was sick recently and went from almost 160 lbs to a little over 130/135 lbs in like 2 weeks. I ate a lot, but I was almost constantly crapping. I popped almost 60 times in 2 weeks. It sucked major balls.
>>25336467
You think that's bad, try having IBS.
I shit 5-10 times a day, and probably will for the rest of my life.
>>25334336
DNP. Hurry anon. tick tock.
to be completely honest, you'll need to like take vitamins for all your daily shit, then drink like 1 glass of water a day and nothing else. you'll get sick as hell but you'll lose the weight
>>25336508
Are they quick poops atleast?
I have 1 everyday or two and its like half an hour, i dont even think it all comes out
>>25334336
Why do you need to lose weight so fast?
Choose a more realistic goal so that you wont give up immediately.
>>25336882
>i dont even think it all comes out
Reminds me of a problem I have:
>shit is usually soft, but solid
>as it slowly exits my rectum, it gets coated in shit
>no matter how much I wipe directly afterwards, shit starts leaking out by two hours later and I have to wipe again.
>>25335929
>wear a sauna suit
What shitty momscience meme is this?
You would only lose water weight and like 1 cal per minute
All that shit comes back to you when you drink a glass of water
>>25337089
>two hours later and I have to wipe again.
I dont have that problem, I just feel incomplete when I get up
>shit is usually soft, but solid
Same tho
>>25334336
>two weeks to lose 8kg (around 17.5 pounds)
Which is your least favourite limb?
Where do you live?
Unless you will be abile to get some DNP in 3 days max no, you wont.
If you manage to do so just do an inferno cycle for 7 days (in these 3 days you should obviously study everything you can about DNP, if you know what to do you wont have to worry about dying and/or losing organs)
