Everything you ever achieved will be reduced to nothing once you die. Why even bother at this game?
>>25450347
I'm just trying to fit in the society. I'm in the same positions as you about how you see the world.
The reality everything is pointless but only your emotions and happiness is important. how to get that.. it's different on everybody.
I just enjoy the time i have on erth and really don't give a fuck about future.
>>25451274
Until mommy chucks her neet son's ass out.
If nothing matters but you have the ability to enjoy certain things then why not make the best of your impermanent time by enjoying as much as you can?
I masturbate about 3-7 times a day
Sometimes 2 times back to back after a 5 minute break and realizing how bored I am
Anyone on here with experience in this and how it's affected them in the long run?
It depends how bored you are, and how much you wanna look forward to it for me. If I'm bored I'll end up like you, but if I value my ritual then I'll wait until bed after a shower and shaving and use toys. So far nothing bad's happened
>>25450403
Hmm, no ED?
If I get Erectile Dysfunction I think my life will be fucked
It's like my main thing, I can't lose that
What will I do then? Play the guitar? Horny as hell but CAN'T get a boner!?
I do it about 1-3 times a day. It doesn't really affect me much
Let's separate the smart robots from the retards. Pick the correct choice.
>>25450302
how much ammo does the hunter have?
Grizzlys
If a 1000 rats try to kill you, none of those other things would stop them, but 1000 rats couldn't kill all of those other things. So, I'd say there is no logical choice here. Maybe the 50 wolves
>tfw dad's fucking my gf in the other room
>tfw I can hear her moaning loudly
>tfw I have to wait my turn
anyone else know this feel
>>25450206
What the fuck man.
I know this is bait, but how do you come up with this shit?
Do you write fanfiction? Post some.
>>25450255
It's so easy to tell that you came from reddit.
>>25450206
too many ntr cartoons
Hello, there glad to see you made it to the wine tasting. ;)
Too soon guys?
>>25450202
Femanons, what's the worst thing about this guy? I mean, in the way he did it and the whole setup and everything.
He didn't do it with wine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGVNKFTKL9w
>>25450225
>Tricks females into drinking substance with drugs in them
>Molests them while their asleep
I don't understand why you're asking this broski
>tfw your mom can probably hear you masturabating
>tfw she comes in and helps you
>>25450157
I told someone that I was attracted to girls once and they looked at me really funny and I was like "what, did you think I was gay?" and they said "No I thought you were asexual"
I open the window so the environmental sounds muffle it.
>tfw going out whith /chad/ friend
>tfw he gets all the grils
>tfw i just stand still .doing nothing
>tfw what should i do ?
>>25450073
Stop being such a fucking beta. Be confident in yourself. Take nothing seriously.
STOP STANDING STILL YOU PUSSY
>>25450073
Move In
After
Completion
>>25450073
Ask your chad friend to teach you how to get pussy. Then you two proceed to bond over bitches and whores, until a tragic event occurs that makes him lose many of the things that made him chad. After seeing all the girls he made love to abandon him in his moment of weakness, he enters his moment of despair-- but you're there for him in his darkest hour. After that, you both realize that bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks and decide to develop your relationship into something more.
You two start...
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im spending a lot of time with a 8/10 qt that enjoys being with me but she has some of the worse tastes in everything (music,movies,games,life style,etc) i wish i could agree with some of her stuff but i cant and it drives me crazy cause this is the only chance i have to be with someone.shes too normie for me im already fucked up in the head i cant enjoy anything with a normal person.. fuck being a snowflake robot motherfucker
>>25450070
Is she your girlfriend?
>7/10 gf who likes good movies and plays vidya occasionally
feels good man
>>25450096
the one one the pic? no, but very similar she has nice feet too
>dude its just a plant
>WHUT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE
>>25450001
Lol, whats the context of that pic?
>>25450074
It's a fat guy
Why do I start to sweat like a fucking pig whenever I have to talk/be around people
Even if it is phone ca;;s or skype I sweat and when I am out in public the sweat stains come so fast and its so embarrassing I don't think it is my diet because when I am at home I never sweat does anyone have a solution?
>>25449934
social anxiety
O R I G I N A L
>>25450207
can you recommend some god tier deodorant friend I have tried everything even fucking baby powder. I am so fucking desperate I can't fucking stand having pit stains and I know everyone can see fuck me
You have social anxiety. Try working on deep breathing and self talk. If you know you are going into a social situation: wear extra deodorant, breath deep in through your nose and out your mouth, and walk through the steps of what you are about to do (e.g. I will walk into this room, have a light discussion about the weather, then I will ask about the book I need to return, then I will politely excuse myself. As a reward, I will stop at the grocery store and buy a snack)
Seriously it seems stupid but it will definitely help you so much. If you start small and slowly work...
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>tfw your German uncle brings his cute 19yo niece who just arrived to the US to study to family dinner
>they make me (20yo, single) sit right in front of her
>she complains she doesnt have any american friends here, just german foreign students.
>I dont take the fuckign hitm I never asked her for her phone number not even her facebook.
Why live when you're this clueless in social situations?
>>25449924
stop being a pussy and ask her to fuck
>>25449924
its not that we realise something too late, admit it
you didnt dare to ask
>>25449970
The thing is, at the time I didnt dare to ask, youre right. But I did not dare because I couldnt fucking get the clues that she was into me.
>tfw dad's raping my sister again
>tfw I can hear the bed shacking
>tfw have to clean her up after he's done or else she just lays there, naked, motionless, wet... afraid
>tfw you suffer in silence
clean her how exactly
>>25449834
So much for no fap 2016
>itt things you've done, and maybe regret, you wouldn't have done had you been in your old situation
Just about got a shemale escort, then I finished jerking off and added her number to the call reject list.
Who else is dangerous to themselves out on their own?
Someone respond pkease
>>25449678
gotten myself deep into abusing hard drugs and now I feel there is no way out. I'm probably going to just graduate to heroin and meth soon, despite not having tried either. Adderall and RX Opiates are too expensive and regular amphetamine isn't euphoric enough to kill the depression anymore. Plus the idea of mixing the two sounds fantastic.
Got called into my boss's office at my old job because I guess multiple women had said I was sexually harrassing them. I'm a major autist and I tried really hard to fit in at that job and I guess it was a bad idea to be playfully flirtatious with my female co-workers. Thankfully it was only a summer job when I was in my 20's, my boss and co-workers didn't make a legal matter out of it, and I'm never going to work there again. I guess if that's a lesson I had to learn then that probably was the best place to learn it.
Every post in this thread will be me samefagging.
>>25449653
me btw2bh
Tripping and stealing credit.
>>25449699
Just kidding. I used rainbow tables to get the password for the tripcode.
Does anyone else here have autism hair? Mine is pic related and I feel like it makes me look like a child. Can anyone tell me how to style it so I look like an adult? Btw I have been told I have a five head
>>25449604
I've got Schlomo hair that I just let grow and tangle. Usually just cover it up with a trilby though.
>>25449604
I got similar hair. I just condition mine daily, and while it is still wet I brush it to the side and blow-dry it. Looks fine.
>>25449604
Embrace the 5 head bro, you'll have it forever and it'll grow on you.
When girls see big foreheads they say "That's a man with confidence, and a man with a big head"