>tfw your mom can probably hear you masturabating
>tfw she comes in and helps you
>>25450157
I told someone that I was attracted to girls once and they looked at me really funny and I was like "what, did you think I was gay?" and they said "No I thought you were asexual"
I open the window so the environmental sounds muffle it.
>used to leave my cum in my underwear and not clean up after fapping
>mom does laundry
>probably knew I was fapping just by the smell of my dirty clothes and underwear.
>>25450157
Yes. My sister too. I don't really care, I'm Swedish.
>he doesn't turn on a loud fan to block out his moans to all but himself
>getting into it
>hear a noise outside 2 blocks away
>stuff dick away real fast and try again later
>tfw i have to wipe off my pre-cum so it doesn't make squishy noises
Can't wait until I'm free to use nature's lube
>>25450331
But then you can't hear if anyone's coming
>>25450257
Oh shit, I did this too when I was 12. It was a hell of a lot easier than using a tissue desu
>>25450257
>post fap haze
>use whatever's lying around to clean up without thinking
>slimy stains all over my black underwear and socks
>mom has to wash them
>tfw the exact second you got the house all to yourself
