Who here just stopped caring about GFs and fell in love with the bottle instead? It makes every day so much better.
Post what you drink and how much you drink, AA shills and moralist normals can stay the fuck away from this thread.
Bulleit bourbon currently in the stash. I pretty much only drink bourbon. Always neat as well
>>26604272
drinking beer and listening to depressing music on a friday night! Thank god for /r9k/!
I've started having vodka twice a week (the two days I go to college, Monday/Wednesday, 5 classes each day) to be more social in my classes and not be so afraid of speaking up
I get really buzzed throughout my classes (morning to late afternoon). How fucked am I eventually?
Beyond this, I don't drink.
Lmao at these beta cucks who don't /hit their women/
Literally everyone should.
>>26604268
you think we have women to hit?
>>26604268
>CONFIRMED CuuuuuuuuuuuuCK
>FALLING FOR THE JEW
I've done this before. I was pissed off about bitches only fucking Chad so I socked a random roastie in the mouth just walking down the street. It felt amazing. 10/10, would recommend.
Pic related is me. Maybe a few beers too.
>willfully lowering your testosterone
Nope.
Bailey's Whisky Cream on the rocks.
I'm drinking the High Life.
I am always drinking the High Life
What board is easiest to troll and cause mischief?
I feel like it's /a/
i feel like i'm missing out. would i have to know anything about anime to shitpost on /a/?
>>26604343
You don't have to know anything at all to post on /a/
>>26604343
/co/ is pretty easy to bait too, do you know anything about it?
Try posting pic related while shilling Steven Universe and Adventure Time
Feels thread?
>be me
>be weak and trusting boy 5/10
>there was this teacher in my school
>she was an 8/10 but was kind to me, unlike any other woman, so idiotic me falls for her
>can't get her out of my mind, sleepless nights just trying to guess what she might think about me
>she keeps being close to me, so I started to think I had a chance with her,(not the slightest)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
If you're gonna kill yourself, don't do it in the field... Don't put your battle buddies at risk.
Or you could forget about the teacher and do something with your military training and get a nice job. Even if you're infantry or cavalry, you could be a cop or a private military contractor
She isn't worth torturing yourself over. You should feel some pride you had the balls to sign up. Hopefully you start to see your own self worth and don't act reckless in battle.
>>26604244
But she seems to be the only salvation I have, I thought it was all a phase, and laughed It off at the beginning, but it just got out of hand, and I don't have the balls to kill myself, signing in was just a sign in a paper, but an hero is harder, can't change it now, my time here is up, give it 2 months
>tfw 7 inch dick
Who else /smalldick/ here?
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>>26604075
hey buddy at least you don't have a 3" dick like me.
This meme is starting to get out of hand.
>>26604075
Enjoy op,right from my private stash of frog responses
>The unidentified 19-year-old male informed investigators that he meant no harm, saying he had located an earlier post on the social media site which he slightly modified and reposted.
http://www.heardcitizen.com/breaking-news-authorities-identify-source-of-social-media-threat-to-hhs
Is that why 4chan froze and nobody could post?
I think this guy is actually gonna go to jail.
Can't say I feel bad for him though.
>>26604063
>"""""anonymous""""" website
Anon, get up, were going to the gym
>>26604006
Fuck off you little dicked faggot
>>26604006
I need some succ for motivation first though.
How about you drag me there?
>Dream about being in bed with a gf
>Wake up
>You're alone again
>>26603847
Had this dream today, and I felt like shit
>sitting on a chair in some building
>girl walks up to me
>kisses me on the lips
>"gee I was hoping my lips would at least be moist during my first ever kiss"
>wake up
Forever alone, forever chapped lips.
Woke up today, felt nice. Decided to roll around in bed by myself because comfy as fuck. Then my eyes went to this particular spot in the ceiling. There's nothing particularly weird or interesting about it, it just looks different. Suddenly repressed memories of my ex came flooding back. Felt like shit, body started convulsing. Started crying and went back to sleep.
The last fucking time I don't get out of bed immediately after waking up.
Does anyone have suggestions how to distract myself from the fact I have no friends this weekend?
I have:
- no internet (using library wifi, cannot torrent anything or watch porn)
- no cable
- no video games except SNES that hardly works
I usually go hike, bird watch, or read outside but it is supposed to rain all weekend. It hasn't even hit Friday night and I'm already feeling depressed for being a loser robot. What do? Take up knitting?
Sounds like you're fucked to me. I suggest mind altering substances and checking out a bunch of graphic novels from that library
>>26603828
>Does anyone have suggestions how to distract myself from the fact I have no friends this weekend?
Watch another 30 years of anime fag. I know who you are.
Draw, write, exercise.
I do that when I'm dead bored. Take your time in everything you do, cook, clean, idk. If you're gonna be so bored at least try to make some progress.
This board is truly toxic and I have to watch out not to get sucked in. But sometimes it is really fun to watch all the outcasts scream and shout at each other. It makes me apprechiate to be a normie.
So who here thinks the same way?
And if you're an outcast, how does it make you feel that even here you are made fun of?
>I have to watch out not to get sucked in.
you'll slip sooner or later
halfway between normie and chad. Like to come here between fitness and auto board for the keks
>>26603806
Semi-normie reporting in
I'm a normie by the definition of this board (have had gf's and friends and am fairly successful) but part of my draw to this board is that I hate mainstream culture and the habits of most other people I would consider normies compared to myself (their taste in music, political opinions, the way they treat others, their taste in art) however, at the same time, I really hate all of the total lunacy of this board (women are all evil, it's good to be a NEET, it's chad's...
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>tfw you walked in on your younger sister getting fucked by some Chad.
>tfw my 15 year old sister lost her virginity before me.
Chad already left the house, and it's not like I could fight him. Why am I so worthless?
Why are you mad, big bro?
He wasn't hurting me - He was making me feel good.
>>26603775
I'm honestly in a rut about this, and need some help from fellow robots.
>>26604765
Your sister is a whore, plain and simple. I am so damn glad I don't have a sister nor will ever have a daughter. Almost nonexistent they will find one guy and marry
Is it gay to be obsessed with cocks and think about them all day?
Not men, just cocks
>>26603645
Trap?
Original
If you like dicks and vajayjays it's called being bi.
>>26603645
yes cocks are attached to men. Men wanting cocks, gay
>Take psychedelics
>It's another 'fear of dying' trip
>>26603588
DEGENERATE... JEWS. .. CULTURAL MARXISM... MENTALL ILLNESS... FEMINISM
TAKE THE REDPILL
>>26603603
A-Are you ok m8?
Are you 15 or why haven't you already bored yourself mindless with the subject? The fear on my psychedelic trips is the raw kind, just unexplainable objectless fear.
So the only person I care about just admitted to me that we're not even friends. I've decided to kill myself. I just wanted to thank all of you for the fond memories I've had. I love all of you.
Love you too. Godspeed
Join my clan before you do that OP
We're going to light up the night.
>>26603532
Don't leave. We're your friends. Honestly, we are.